21_Dickings
05-02-2010, 12:32 AM
Look the fuck out NBA.
Already a ring and a dominant first round performance to tune of 12ppg, 9rpg, 2.17blk on 574% shooting. What other 22 year old is capable of that? And we have to remember he plays with a chucker and a soft Spainard (more like SpaiNERD, amirite?).
The former is always trying to take Baby Drew's rightful points away from by hogging the ball and chucking up bullshit shots that have less than a 40% chance of going in, while the later is trying to prove how "tough" he is by stealing Drew's rebounds.
But I love Kobe, mind you, greatest of all time. As for Gasol, meh.
Anyhow, moving on, let's compare Drew's monster stats at the age of 22 to some of the greatest bigmen to ever play (also at the age of 22):
Kareem: 35.2, 16.8, 4.1ast, on 567%.
Inflated stats. No one cared about the NBA back then, so no one tried on defense. Baby Drew would drop 50 and 20 in that era. How do you think Kareem feels mentoring somebody that is already better than he ever was?
Tim Duncan: 23.2, 11.5, 3blk on 51%. Won Finals MVP.
Lockout year, who gives a shit. Plus, you replace Drew with Shaq on that years Lakers, and Timmy never sees the Finals.
Shaq: 25.7, 11.9, 2blk on 57%. Made NBA Finals.
Who cares. Shaq got away with murder in the paint, the refs and the NBA's marketing department allowing him to whatever he wanted in hopes of building the next great NBA star in case MJ wasn't coming back. It backfired on their asses when Hakeem torched that ass. Drew would never allow some skinny Nigerian to own him like that. Which brings us to:
Hakeem Olajuwon: 21.2, 13.0, 2.75blk on 477%.
47%? Hahahahaha. What was the dude, the Kobe of bigmen or something? Bigmen who can't shoot over 50% shouldn't be allowed to call themselves "bigmen."
David Robinson: NA. Too scared to come into the NBA at age 22, choosing to honor his Navy commitment instead. Bullshit. Truth is, he knew that a player like Andrew Bynum would someday emerge so he didn't want to risk being humiliated by any future comparisons that may happen.
As you can see, these cold, hard, empirical, irrefutable statistical comparisons demonstrate that Andrew Bynum is indeed the greatest 22 year old bigman to ever play the game.
And next year, he'll be the greatest 23 year old bigman to ever play the game.
And when his career is over?
You figure it out. :lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2:
Already a ring and a dominant first round performance to tune of 12ppg, 9rpg, 2.17blk on 574% shooting. What other 22 year old is capable of that? And we have to remember he plays with a chucker and a soft Spainard (more like SpaiNERD, amirite?).
The former is always trying to take Baby Drew's rightful points away from by hogging the ball and chucking up bullshit shots that have less than a 40% chance of going in, while the later is trying to prove how "tough" he is by stealing Drew's rebounds.
But I love Kobe, mind you, greatest of all time. As for Gasol, meh.
Anyhow, moving on, let's compare Drew's monster stats at the age of 22 to some of the greatest bigmen to ever play (also at the age of 22):
Kareem: 35.2, 16.8, 4.1ast, on 567%.
Inflated stats. No one cared about the NBA back then, so no one tried on defense. Baby Drew would drop 50 and 20 in that era. How do you think Kareem feels mentoring somebody that is already better than he ever was?
Tim Duncan: 23.2, 11.5, 3blk on 51%. Won Finals MVP.
Lockout year, who gives a shit. Plus, you replace Drew with Shaq on that years Lakers, and Timmy never sees the Finals.
Shaq: 25.7, 11.9, 2blk on 57%. Made NBA Finals.
Who cares. Shaq got away with murder in the paint, the refs and the NBA's marketing department allowing him to whatever he wanted in hopes of building the next great NBA star in case MJ wasn't coming back. It backfired on their asses when Hakeem torched that ass. Drew would never allow some skinny Nigerian to own him like that. Which brings us to:
Hakeem Olajuwon: 21.2, 13.0, 2.75blk on 477%.
47%? Hahahahaha. What was the dude, the Kobe of bigmen or something? Bigmen who can't shoot over 50% shouldn't be allowed to call themselves "bigmen."
David Robinson: NA. Too scared to come into the NBA at age 22, choosing to honor his Navy commitment instead. Bullshit. Truth is, he knew that a player like Andrew Bynum would someday emerge so he didn't want to risk being humiliated by any future comparisons that may happen.
As you can see, these cold, hard, empirical, irrefutable statistical comparisons demonstrate that Andrew Bynum is indeed the greatest 22 year old bigman to ever play the game.
And next year, he'll be the greatest 23 year old bigman to ever play the game.
And when his career is over?
You figure it out. :lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2: