Suns Fans, if the Suns manage to beat the Spurs...

[Xylus]

What kind of sexual act will you perform on Steve Kerr?

http://www.playingfieldpromotions.com/admin/img/steve-kerr.jpg


Visual aides are welcomed in this thread.

[Bob Lanier]

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2008/0501/nba_g_kerr_dantoni_580.jpg

[Xylus]

Damn, Bob Lanier stole my signature.

[Robert Sarver]

I might even give him an extension (hopefully he's settle for a blow job or letting him give me a Cleveland steamer, either one of those sure as hell beats spending money my grandkids won't even need).

[Steve Kerr]

What's up Robby, no I don't want to give you a Cleveland Steamer, I want an extension.

[Muser]

:lmao

[Giuseppe]

The Spuns at it again.

:rolleyes

[Robert Sarver]

What the hell are the Spuns you weird bandwagon Lakers fan, I hate the fuckin Spurs and all the fatasses who wear Spurs jerseys at Suns games.

[Giuseppe]

^That's you guys: Spurs/Suns= Spuns. Yer tryin' to figure a way to contract the league by one team, merge (Spuns) and head to Los Angeles to strangle a Black Mamba. And ya know what?....uh, uh....you fucks are gonna get down to it tonite, and somebody is goin' to come up a loser each time you tip, and then I'm gonna come in here and blast hair on the walls.

This I vow.

[Robert Sarver]

This is what I vow

Regardless of who wins this series, I've got more money than you, my wife is better looking than that cow you live with, and I've never fucked up as bad as you did in 'nam.

[Giuseppe]

This is what I vow

Regardless of who wins this series, I've got more money than you, my wife is better looking than that cow you live with, and I've never fucked up as bad as you did in 'nam.

Perhaps, but, I ain't O & 41.

tee, hee.

[Will Hunting]

I'm back you sick child molesting shit. I'm curious, does cheering for the Lakers make you forget about the massive fail shit storm you created in Vietnam?

[Giuseppe]

...only when they ring.

tee, hee.

[Culburn369's slave]

The Spuns at it again.

:rolleyes


Hi daddy, come back to bed, my asshole is feeling empty!

[Giuseppe]

Come ta Pappy.

I still got it!

[Will Hunting]

So when they don't ring you remember all the Vietnamese children you molested?

[Giuseppe]

Well, 9 rings since '75 squelches the mems quite nicely, youngster.

[Will Hunting]

The fuck are you calling me a youngster for? I've got 17 rings, faggot.

[Culburn369's slave]

lakaluva, I see you viewing thread. Don't try to steal my Cully from me!

[Giuseppe]

The fuck are you calling me a youngster for?

Makes me tumescent.

[jag]

If the Spurs win again, what kind of sexual act will you perform on Gregg Popovich?

[jag]

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2009/writers/steve_aschburner/02/06/spurs/gregg-popovich.p1.jpg

[Giuseppe]

If the Spurs win again, what kind of sexual act will you perform on Gregg Popovich?

I'll make him tumescent if he beats the Suns.