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Giuseppe
05-03-2010, 10:45 AM
http://picturehosting.com/images/Alan888/kobe3.jpg

An Unbiased Fan
05-03-2010, 10:49 AM
Back 2 Back Finals MVPs. Top 5 Ever :lobt2:

Ignignokt
05-03-2010, 10:49 AM
http://picturehosting.com/images/Alan888/kobe3.jpg


That's the signal he gave Sasha Vujacic when he showed up at TEE HEE's house and said, "Better go play with your toy's son, daddy's home, bebe, where's culburn, i need to drain my snake on this bitch!".

Sportcamper
05-03-2010, 11:36 AM
Cameras flash as he lifts off his feet
He uses the talent he earned on the street
At such a young age, he was only seventeen
He entered the league and soon became King
Now fans chant and scream "MVP"
An end to his abilities will never be seen
So many things he's already achieved
And he's capable of more it's so hard to believe
Some say he's the one, the next "23"
But he's more than that, he's the first Kobe...

z0sa
05-03-2010, 11:39 AM
lol @ insecure lakerfan never posting his kobe knobslobbing in the official Kobe thread.

Sportcamper
05-03-2010, 11:48 AM
Kobe threads…You just can’t stop them…You just try to contain them…:lol

N4th4n
05-03-2010, 12:00 PM
When the fuck did Kobe "earn talent from the street." ?

Bukefal
05-03-2010, 12:01 PM
:vomit:

BlackSwordsMan
05-03-2010, 12:03 PM
why is kobe saying 4? he's only won 1

spurs_fan_in_exile
05-03-2010, 12:08 PM
Ignignokt got it right. Three fingers in the pooper and one to tickle the taint.

Giuseppe
05-03-2010, 12:10 PM
Remember now:::you're here to witness, not judge.

Let us proceed...

Cane
05-03-2010, 12:11 PM
Most overrated player around. Wade > Kobe

spurs_fan_in_exile
05-03-2010, 12:19 PM
We are all witnesses, except for that judge that he had to appear before.

Giuseppe
05-03-2010, 12:28 PM
Just f'in witness. Savvy?

spurs_fan_in_exile
05-03-2010, 12:33 PM
Just f'in witness. Savvy?

Javie?
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2599/javie2copy3rv.jpg

Tro-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo

MadDog73
05-03-2010, 12:43 PM
I can't wait to see this little bitch crying again.

:D

http://fourhorsementattoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/kobe-crying.jpg

Giuseppe
05-03-2010, 12:48 PM
You'll be crying first if you fuck up tonite, daddy-O.

This I vow.

MadDog73
05-03-2010, 12:50 PM
You'll be crying first if you fuck up tonite, daddy-O.

This I vow.

:lol

Struck a nerve, did I?

Just remember: You started it.

Giuseppe
05-03-2010, 12:55 PM
& I'll finish it if you turdhounds let the Suns take your cookie.

MadDog73
05-03-2010, 12:58 PM
& I'll finish it if you turdhounds let the Suns take your cookie.

We'll see. But if I was you, I'd want the Spurs to beat the Suns.

After all, the Spurs are Pussies, right? Easier to beat a No. 7 seed then a No. 3 seed in the WCF, right?

Giuseppe
05-03-2010, 01:04 PM
We'll see. But if I was you, I'd want the Spurs to beat the Suns.

After all, the Spurs are Pussies, right? Easier to beat a No. 7 seed then a No. 3 seed in the WCF, right?

I do want the Spurs to beat the Suns. I want them O & 42, and outta my hair.

I've always given the Spurs their onions.

MadDog73
05-03-2010, 01:16 PM
I do want the Spurs to beat the Suns. I want them O & 42, and outta my hair.

I've always given the Spurs their onions.

All right then.

C ya in the WCF.

Just... keep Kobe away from the Onions. He cries.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
05-03-2010, 02:03 PM
Back 2 Back Finals MVPs.

:lmao again, Kobe needed 13 seasons in the NBA to win 1 finals MVP, why does Lakerfan act like it's some award he's a lock to win?

DUNCANownsKOBE2
05-03-2010, 02:05 PM
Cameras flash as he lifts off his feet
He uses the talent he earned on the street
At such a young age, he was only seventeen
He entered the league and soon became King
Now fans chant and scream "MVP"
An end to his abilities will never be seen
So many things he's already achieved
And he's capable of more it's so hard to believe
Some say he's the one, the next "23"
But he's more than that, he's the first Kobe...


Most NBA fans have a favorite player, but leave it to Lakerfan to write fuckin poetry about someone on the Lakers.

An Unbiased Fan
05-03-2010, 02:14 PM
:lmao again, Kobe needed 13 seasons in the NBA to win 1 finals MVP, why does Lakerfan act like it's some award he's a lock to win?
LOL at Kobe in 13 seasons eclipsing the Sun's franchise history.

Kobe = 4 rings, 6 Finals, in a 10 year span
Suns = 0 rings, 2 Finals, in a 41 year span
:wakeup

DUNCANownsKOBE2
05-03-2010, 02:15 PM
LOL at Kobe in 13 seasons eclipsing the Sun's franchise history.

Kobe = 4 rings, 6 Finals, in a 10 year span
Suns = 0 rings, 2 Finals, in a 41 year span
:wakeup

So what do the Suns have to do with anything here? Thanks for waiving the "lol I'm going to randomly bring up the Suns having no rings" white flag.

Giuseppe
05-03-2010, 02:17 PM
...& 1 victory parade.

tee, hee.

Giuseppe
05-03-2010, 02:18 PM
Duncan is having pre game jitters. How does it feel, stinkpot? Sucks, doesn't it?

DUNCANownsKOBE2
05-03-2010, 02:20 PM
I'm not playing in the game, so no I don't have jitters. I appreciate your concern.

Cry Havoc
05-03-2010, 02:20 PM
Duncan is having pre game jitters. How does it feel, stinkpot? Sucks, doesn't it?

Stop pretending like you don't love us, Giuseppe. :lol

An Unbiased Fan
05-03-2010, 02:21 PM
So what do the Suns have to do with anything here? Thanks for waiving the "lol I'm going to randomly bring up the Suns having no rings" white flag.
I'm just pointing out the sheer bitterness Sun fans have toward Kobe because of his continued success and their endless failure.

So when you post "Kobe needed 13 seasons in the NBA to win 1 finals MVP, why does Lakerfan act like it's some award he's a lock to win?", I can hear the hate and sorrow in your heart, because in reality, you know Kobe's about to get ring #5, and Finals MVP #2.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
05-03-2010, 02:23 PM
I'm just pointing out the sheer bitterness Sun fans have toward Kobe because of his continued success and their endless failure.

So when you post "Kobe needed 13 seasons in the NBA to win 1 finals MVP, why does Lakerfan act like it's some award he's a lock to win?", I can hear the hate and sorrow in your heart, because in reality, you know Kobe's about to get ring #5, and Finals MVP #2.


:lmao yeah, Sunfan has tons of bitterness towards Kobe. He's done so much to the Suns in his career, I have nightmares about him :cry:cry:cry

Giuseppe
05-03-2010, 02:52 PM
Stop pretending like you don't love us, Giuseppe. :lol

Well, I want Kori to be happy & contented. And if beating the Suns will accomplish that, then I'm for it 100%.

I'm nothing if I ain't magnanimous.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
05-03-2010, 02:56 PM
It's hard to tell by the you post around here, especially when you lose.


Unfortunately I have yet to make my NBA debut. I haven't lost, or won for that matter.

Giuseppe
05-03-2010, 02:58 PM
Duncan, showin' his ass.

symple19
05-03-2010, 03:12 PM
Cameras flash as he lifts off his feet
He uses the talent he earned on the street
At such a young age, he was only seventeen
He entered the league and soon became King
Now fans chant and scream "MVP"
An end to his abilities will never be seen
So many things he's already achieved
And he's capable of more it's so hard to believe
Some say he's the one, the next "23"
But he's more than that, he's the first Kobe...

mega-gay