The Frauds jawbone extension

[Fabbs]

Don't have a pic handy, but have any of you seen where Kome makes some below average to average play, gets the rigged ref pamper call and then acts as if he just went Jordan on someone, sticks his lower jaw and teeth out as if one of his board Fanbois is going to floss him? :lmao Taking hoop to lower and lower levels.

I know The Fraud has been taking pretentiousness further and further down but what is with this new low?

[z0sa]

KG is the king is that neanderthal-like jaw-jut.

[Ghazi]

I hate it when he does that.

[Fpoonsie]

http://laist.com/attachments/la_jimmy/090604.jpg

...?

[Cane]

Should be called the Black Barracuda than Mamba imo.

http://www.light-tackle-fishing.com/images/Barracuda.jpg

Going to be especially sad to see KG and Kobe keep up their theatrics well past their prime.

[TDMVPDPOY]

I hate it when he does that.

no shit, dunno what hsi tryin to prove here

[Spurstro]

He started it last year I believe.

I specifically remember soccer player Cesc Fabregas doing it before Kobe started doing it...he jut copied it.

[Fabbs]

He started it last year I believe.

I specifically remember soccer player Cesc Fabregas doing it before Kobe started doing it...he jut copied it.
So it's not yet another Jordanism that Kome tries -and fails- to immitate?
The gum chewing, the mannerisms at post game pressers.


Side point i met the manager of all the valets for Disneyland Anaheim. He said Kome arrived and of course all the valets were wondering what he would tip as ALL celebs tip, most very well.

The mgr said Kome left zero. I kid not. Apparently he thinks he was doing them a favor by gracing with his presence.

[T2150]

kobe just copying stuff he's supposed to copy, nothing to see here. KG, though does have some nasty gums when he does it- floss much?

[An Unbiased Fan]

Kobe's game face >>>>>> Duncan's vacant blank stare

[Fpoonsie]

Kobe's game face >>>>>> Duncan's vacant blank stare

You're my least favorite troll on this board, but I've gotta respond to this.

Duncan's backward strut and stone cold stare after he just popped a bank shot in your grill late in the game is SO :hat .

I wish somebody had a gif of it. Where the hell is SpursRulez at?!

[An Unbiased Fan]

You're my least favorite troll on this board, but I've gotta respond to this.

Duncan's backward strut and stone cold stare after he just popped a bank shot in your grill late in the game is SO :hat .

I wish somebody had a gif of it. Where the hell is SpursRulez at?!
Kobe's "take a picture" pose, and fist pump after nailing yet another game winner is better.

:wakeup

[Fpoonsie]

Kobe's "take a picture" pose, and fist pump after nailing yet another game winner is better.

:wakeup

After his unfortunate spread in a recent issue of LA Times Magazine, I'd say it'd be a good idea for Kobe to effectively STOP posing for pictures.

[Giuseppe]

Nothin' beats Manu's near imperceptable movement of his head as he sprints contemptuously away from his work.

[Dex]

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/familyguy/images/thumb/a/ab/James_Bottomtooth_iv.jpg/180px-James_Bottomtooth_iv.jpg

[SomeCallMeTim]

So this is what ST has come to? Analyzing Kobe's facial expressions in a vain attempt to prove... what exactly? And yet another poster who thinks his genius topic is so brilliant the Kobe Thread doesn't apply to him?

[Giuseppe]

And yet another poster who thinks his genius topic is so brilliant the Kobe Thread doesn't apply to him?

I never post to "tacked" threads.

It's my religion.

[Cry Havoc]

As for poses, it's simple. Duncan doesn't need one. He doesn't need to showboat or be flamboyant to let the NBA know how good he is.

[Fabbs]

As for poses, it's simple. Duncan doesn't need one. He doesn't need to showboat or be flamboyant to let the NBA know how good he is.
:toast
As the legitimate leader to 4 legitimate championships.

[Fabbs]

I'm out chasin KY jelly for my Kobe strap

[Cane]

http://www.ticket760.com/cc-common/mlib/694/05/694_1272912942.jpg

[Cry Havoc]

actually, 3 legit and one asterisk title.

One asterisk title > The entire Nuggets franchise.

[Spurstro]

So it's not yet another Jordanism that Kome tries -and fails- to immitate?
The gum chewing, the mannerisms at post game pressers.


Here's a pic I found in April last year, but I know he was doing it before then..

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/apr/08/arsenal-cesc-fabregas-spitting-hull

[TheManFromAcme]

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/familyguy/images/thumb/a/ab/James_Bottomtooth_iv.jpg/180px-James_Bottomtooth_iv.jpg

:lol

[DJ Mbenga]

http://l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/tools/med/2010/05/ipt/1272820136.jpg

[TampaDude]

actually, 3 legit and one asterisk title.

Asterisk my ass...every team had the same chance...don't hate just because the Spurs won it all in 1999. :hat

[Gutter92]

Kobe's "take a picture" pose, and fist pump after nailing yet another game winner is better.

:wakeup

Idk, i prefer his face while watching Shaq's back as he raises Finals MVP #1, #2 and #3 ;)

[Fabbs]

Looks like The Fraud is giving his posuer jawbone a rest.
2-2 Suns. :lmao

[4>0rings]

http://personal.tcu.edu/~mfanelli/imastro/sun_soho_2001a.jpg

[Fabbs]

Will The Fraud bust out his jawbone extension if the Lakers go ahead in the series?

[MiamiHeat]

Will The Fraud bust out his jawbone extension if the Lakers go ahead in the series?

he's a front running pussy, so probably yeah when things are going good he will bust it out.

If the Celtics lose, I wonder what MJ celebration he will do this year?

last year he copied the "MJ's shot over Craig Ehlo" jumping in the air fist pumping.

not gonna happen though. Celtics gonna tap that ass.

[Venti Quattro]

Now did I only realize that Fabbs' nickname for almost anyone is lame.

Unfunny shtick

[MiamiHeat]

awoqiCFWjGI

[ginobili's bald spot]

he's a front running pussy, so probably yeah when things are going good he will bust it out.

If the Celtics lose, I wonder what MJ celebration he will do this year?

last year he copied the "MJ's shot over Craig Ehlo" jumping in the air fist pumping.

not gonna happen though. Celtics gonna tap that ass.

lol u mad u ugly faggot?

lol pt cruiser

lol wishing you were white

lol windows 95

http://i46.tinypic.com/8zfddf.jpg

[MiamiHeat]

awoqicfwjgi

quoted for truth

[MiamiHeat]

lol pt cruiser

PT cruisers are the bomb diggity YO, dont be hatin on me son

lol asian

[ginobili's bald spot]

PT cruisers are the bomb diggity YO, dont be hatin on me son

lol asian

WTF does Asian have to do with anything? I'm not asian. lol grasping at straws.

[pauls931]

In game 4 he had some serious jaw going.

[Fabbs]

Didn't see The Fraud pull one single jawbone extension in Gm 2s loss.

How sweet would it be to see one of the pussified *journalists* ask posuer Kobe about this? :rollin

[silverblk mystix]

well, usually he does it AFTER gasol and someone else has carried the lakers to a double digit lead---then kome will score two or three jumpers and act as if he is the sole reason they are winning big...then the jaw comes out for the media and all the kome nut-huggers to jizz all over their manginas'

[Fabbs]

he's a front running pussy, so probably yeah when things are going good he will bust it out.

If the Celtics lose, I wonder what MJ celebration he will do this year?

last year he copied the "MJ's shot over Craig Ehlo" jumping in the air fist pumping.

not gonna happen though. Celtics gonna tap that ass.

silverblk mystix
well, usually he does it AFTER gasol and someone else has carried the lakers to a double digit lead---then kome will score two or three jumpers and act as if he is the sole reason they are winning big...then the jaw comes out for the media and all the kome nut-huggers to jizz all over their manginas'
Kome muggin for the cameras with the jawbone extension after he hit a couple treys in Gm 4. Visions of 3-1 Laker lead dancing in his head.
Nate Robinson and the Celts bench working the Flamers the rest of the way.

[TD 21]

He keeps doing nonsense like that because the idiots running ABC/ESPN's coverage eat it up like retards. Like they don't realize it's put on specifically so that they'll slobber over him and tell us "how much he wants it" and "what a competitor is" and all of the other cliches that they pretend make him unique. If they stopped showing it and going on and on about it, he'd stop doing it. Like most of what he does, it's calculated and for attention.

The good thing about game four was not only did the Celtics win (and the Lakers lost), but that they didn't do so by predictably receiving the benefit of the doubt after complaining about the officiating. In fact, they won despite the Lakers receiving the benefit of the doubt (Gasol continues to climb the ranks in terms of star treatment; I've got him behind Nowitzki, maybe James and that might be it at this point). So now the Lakers can't complain about the officiating and expect a bailout in game five. Even though they'll probably complain anyway and receive the benefit of the doubt, but it's not a given like it otherwise would have been.

[TheMACHINE]

thought Tony PArker led one of the championships?

[TacoCabanaFajitas]

http://www.ticket760.com/cc-common/mlib/694/05/694_1272912942.jpg

I thought this was fucking photoshopped. Is this for real???

[monosylab1k]

We need an official nickname for this.

The Underbite?

The Bubba Gump?

[InK]

I thought this was fucking photoshopped. Is this for real???

Yep, enjoy.

[namlook]

As for poses, it's simple. Duncan doesn't need one. He doesn't need to showboat or be flamboyant to let the NBA know how good he used to be.

[namlook]

I thought this was fucking photoshopped. Is this for real???


Yep, enjoy.

Nope. Some of it actually was photoshopped. The hat was definitely shopped and possibly more. Kobe said he was surprised to see the results because he wasn't wearing all of those items when they took the pictures.

[Fabbs]

We need an official nickname for this.

The Underbite?

The Bubba Gump?
Of those two I'm liking the Bubba Gump.
Ya lets get some more options.
What's the name of this guy?
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/familyguy/images/thumb/a/ab/James_Bottomtooth_iv.jpg/180px-James_Bottomtooth_iv.jpg
Can we get him in a Laker uniform #24 and burqua hat and what ever the other faggy hat Kome is wearing?

[panic giraffe]

So this is what ST has come to? Analyzing Kobe's facial expressions in a vain attempt to prove... what exactly? And yet another poster who thinks his genius topic is so brilliant the Kobe Thread doesn't apply to him?

no shit. i'm a complete laker hater, and even i think this thread is bullshit.

so what if the dude has a completely stupid face when makes a play or gets excited...who knows, could be dude's o face, ask that bitch in colorado.

the point is, he's earned it. just as TP has earned his angry frenchman face whenever he gets an and1...a legit champ has the right to be a douche. now what bugs me is when guys who don't have rings get in on it........

[TacoCabanaFajitas]

Nope. Some of it actually was photoshopped. The hat was definitely shopped and possibly more. Kobe said he was surprised to see the results because he wasn't wearing all of those items when they took the pictures.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

I just read the interview with the photographer and it sounds like Kobe realized how big of a douche he looked like once the pictures went public and people didn't celebrate the "artistic" nature of the photos, so he cried photoshop. Which one do you think he wishes was shopped? The head scarf? The fruity hat? The giant white bowtie? Californians...lol

[Fabbs]

He keeps doing nonsense like that because the idiots running ABC/ESPN's coverage eat it up like retards. Like they don't realize it's put on specifically so that they'll slobber over him and tell us "how much he wants it" and "what a competitor is" and all of the other cliches that they pretend make him unique. If they stopped showing it and going on and on about it, he'd stop doing it. Like most of what he does, it's calculated and for attention.

The good thing about game four was not only did the Celtics win (and the Lakers lost), but that they didn't do so by predictably receiving the benefit of the doubt after complaining about the officiating. In fact, they won despite the Lakers receiving the benefit of the doubt (Gasol continues to climb the ranks in terms of star treatment; I've got him behind Nowitzki, maybe James and that might be it at this point). So now the Lakers can't complain about the officiating and expect a bailout in game five. Even though they'll probably complain anyway and receive the benefit of the doubt, but it's not a given like it otherwise would have been.
well put.

TacoCabanaFajitas

I just read the interview with the photographer and it sounds like Kobe realized how big of a douche he looked like once the pictures went public and people didn't celebrate the "artistic" nature of the photos, so he cried photoshop. Which one do you think he wishes was shopped? The head scarf? The fruity hat? The giant white bowtie? Californians...lol

Yeah. And Kome/the Lakers didn't know the Gasol deal was rigged.

[Shastafarian]

Does he get an overbite when he misses 3 shots in a row?

[z0sa]

Nope. Some of it actually was photoshopped. The hat was definitely shopped and possibly more. Kobe said he was surprised to see the results because he wasn't wearing all of those items when they took the pictures.


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[Fabbs]

^^ ya Zosa, Laker poster actually trying to sell that. :lmao

Courtesty of Mouse! :toast
(Mouse I'd still like to get Kome Jawbone in his burqua or fag hat)
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/Donated%20art%20for%20free1/kobe-Zoo.jpg

[Booharv]

http://dirtywhiteblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/caricature-jay-leno.jpg