Things Ray Allen blames Bruce Bowen for...

[SouthernFried]

Ok, I hijacked this thread from the "other" forum (I ain't registered there and couldn't post to it.)

So kudos to them for the idea. However, I think we can do better. After postings, mebbe we can come up with a consensus for TOP 10.

Things Ray Allen blames Bruce Bowen for:

Seattle's high suicide rate

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Failure to produce "He Got Game" 2.

[travis2]

Abdominal cramps.

[ladiesman]

his period !!!

[Spurminator]

Abu Ghraib.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Childhood Obesity.

[SpursWoman]

Global Warming.

[spurster]

His singing and his dog whining on that commercial.

[ladiesman]

The MLS comming to San Antonio....

[SouthernFried]

Abdominal cramps.

ROFL!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Breaking up The Beatles.

[Spurminator]

Felicity's haircut

[SpursWoman]

The sock that got lost in the dryer

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The Castro mixup a few weeks back.

[samikeyp]

erectile dysfunction.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Being born. Bruce is his daddy.

[Useruser666]

The Lakers breakup.

http://img169.echo.cx/img169/876/vaygallen7bp.gif

[MadDog73]

His singing and his dog whining on that commercial.

WORST. COMMERCIAL. EVER.

Like I needed more reasons to hate Lame Allen.

[LilMissSPURfect]

The Castro mixup a few weeks back.


tripping castro........ :lol :lol :lol

[travis2]

http://img169.echo.cx/img169/876/vaygallen7bp.gif

:lmao

[vanvannen]

Kennedy's murder.

...or was it the magic bullet?

[TDMVPDPOY]

sonics early fishin vacation

[Sec24Row7]

Greedo shooting first.

[SouthernFried]

Argentina

[vanvannen]

Argentina

Sorry, didn't get that one. Can you elaborate?

[samikeyp]

owning him!

[JustSpurs]

Tsunamis

[SouthernFried]

Sorry, didn't get that one. Can you elaborate?

Manu's from Argentina.

Oh well, guess that one's not gonna make the Top 10 :)

[mookie2001]

gentrification AND urban sprawl


2005 spurstalk/nysnc photo scandal

[myhc]

why people tend to yawn more when others around you yawn.

[MiNuS]

BEING BORN




otherwise he would be greatful for playing in the NBA,earning millions,and having the chance to show the NBA world he can play against any style defense or any one player(Bowen).

Allen's parents must be the MOST ashamed people on earth.


There should be an award for this! The Defensive player owning other people's head's Award. BOWEN owns it! Wallace just got the piece of medal trophie.

[Flea]

the price of gas

[Flea]

The break up of Brad and Jennifer.

[Ishta]

Making him look like the sissy ass bitch that he is!!

GO SPURS GO

[Sec24Row7]

Disco Music

[Flea]

Radmanovic's injury

[mookie2001]

nba age limit
the patriot act
long lines for episode III
the smoke at the vatican not being clearly white or black at first
pre-frayed ambercrombie shirts
the oreilly factor
jay howards departure
the toyota plant being behind schedule
construction pains at 410/10
the closing of the original mamas cafe on san pedro
rather-gate
kid rocks white shirts
50 cents total lack of rapping skills
lamarcus aldridges hip injury for tx this year
priest holmes' hip injury 2 years ago
bo jacksons hip injury
the braves switching smoltz back to starter
the ashlee simpson lipsyncing scandal
ashlee simpson
ashlee simpsons hip injury
el nino
northern lights
northern lights. the strain of marijuana availability in seattle
biggie smalls murder
post coldwar socioeconomics
the coldwar
post modern architecture
hardcore becoming emo
at the drive inns breakup
the chevy pickup design change in 1999

A&M cotton bowl loss
the dotcom bust
new coke
ashton kutchers romantic comedies
ashton kutcher



theres some more but its bruces fault i cant remember

[LilMissSPURfect]

ya forgot DAYLIGHT savings time......

Smirollin :rollin

[SouthernFried]

theres some more but its bruces fault i cant remember

:lmao

[Fouled Out]

The Micheal Jackson Case!!!!! :eyebrows

[Spurminator]

Kevin Costner's "Waterworld"

[Fouled Out]

Not enough Gin in his juice

:jack

He had a bad hair day :fro

[LugNutz]

kelly AFB Closing....

[TNT21]

the re-nameing of kentucky fried chicken to "kitchen fresh chicken"

[Useruser666]

J-Lo

[SpursWoman]

Haley's Comet for only coming once every 76 years

[Useruser666]

Sequ's height! :lol

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Ray's monthly "visit".

[MiNuS]

having a shiny bald head.


why? because he sees himself as a horrible player that can't just go uncontested to the rim.


Sonic Defense=KY Jelly


-+=

[Extra Stout]

Ray's hemorrhoids.

Ray gets confused on that one. He's just figuratively Bruce's bitch.

[violentkitten]

slovenia.

[mrblonde17]

Jimmy Hoffa
Amelia Earhart
crop circles
high gasoline prices
reality television
Blink 182
Bush being re-elected
cigarette ban in Austin
Steve Nash winning the MVP

[gay abc]

me being GAY

:lol

[baseline bum]

Not getting a max-deal this summer.

[GrandeDavid]

A very sluggish German export economy.

[shelshor]

republicans
democrats
taxes

[tlongII]

me being GAY

:lol


I see you've met Bruce.

[Experiment2100]

the astros record

[SpursWoman]

Shawn Kemp's current predicament

[Experiment2100]

Allen not getting an oscar for his role in he got game

[LilMissSPURfect]

just want to keep it goin


Ray blames Bruces for Snaq's wwweight prollem!

[Brutalis]

Prohibition.

[Samr]

killing Kennedy

Canada

Snow White's poisoning

the new Looney Tunes

raping him in a hotel

SAmikeP ;)

[Rynospursfan]

The incredible amount of sand in his vagina.

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

JFK murder.
Argentina beating USA Basketball.
Schumacher's Ferrari performing badly this season.
People being kidnapped by UFOs.
Pistons-Pacers brawl.
World War II.

[Samr]

Barkley's weight problem

the economy

insomnia

off-season

[HB22inSA]

Not getting a max-deal this summer.
Bingo!

[exstatic]

The last ice age. The next ice age.

[SpursWoman]

The Alamo!

[RashoFan]

http://tinypic.com/5161di

I found this...might explain a few things....

PS if anyone knows how to insert pic into the thread...go for it...I haven't figured it out yet...THX.

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[RashoFan]

uh...nevermind I fighured it out!!! yeah for me....:)