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Rick Von Braun
05-09-2005, 01:58 PM
http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/

:lmao

Very funny! booth.52 (aka The Guamanian) is hilarious.

P.S.: I got the link from Matthew's (http://www.nbaspurs.blogspot.com/) blog



Bruce Bowen keeps holding Ray Allen!!!
Matthew | Email | Homepage (http://www.nbaspurs.blogspot.com/) | 05.08.05 - 3:51 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60674)

I can't believe it's only on TNT! C'mon peoples - we don't all live in solid gold castles like Chunkstyle!
Paul | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/) | 05.08.05 - 4:53 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60683)

Also, I predict the Sonics are going to win. Just for the record.
Paul | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/) | 05.08.05 - 4:55 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60684)

Lewis needs to be a f***** man and take Barry! C'mon!
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 5:19 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60691)

Must... not... speak... ill... of... Luke....

AAARGGHHH!!!
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 5:21 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60693)

'Shard takes horry 1-on-1 for a drive and stop 8ft jumpshot... I'll have me another of those please... and keep em coming while you're at it.
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 5:25 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60695)

Tony Parker: 9 points on 4-4 shooting in 8 minutes against Rid.
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 5:28 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60697)

End of 1st:
Spurs 35 - Sonics 24
Sonics D: 63%FG allowed
2 fouls apiece on James/Collison/Fortson
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 5:39 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60701)

OMG! A potato sighting... reaching for the red pill right about now...
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 5:44 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60702)

Pills er good!!! Pills er reeeaal good!!
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 5:46 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60704)

The Serbian goes down!!! The really f****king stupid thing is no sonics player has the f***king smarts to foul and stop the clock. This will end very badly..
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 5:51 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60706)

Spurs: 2, Sonics' ankles: 0
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 5:52 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60707)

Honestly,
You play this game for a living... 82 games in a season playing with your teammates... and you don't know enough to foul on defense when one of your guys goes down? Really? I would NOT want any of the Supes on my team in a real world/road rules INFERNO match.
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 5:56 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60708)

"BRAHHHHGGGHHH!!!"

(yelling at radio)
Paul | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/) | 05.08.05 - 5:59 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60709)

I really wish I wouldn't have made that ankle joke in the photo caption. ULTIMATE JINX!
Paul | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/) | 05.08.05 - 6:01 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60710)

If anyone comes to this site tomorrow and blames the whooping we took on injuries they will be permanently barred from this site. I am dead frikkin serious.
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 6:02 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60712)

A.D. just got raped by 3 Spurs... but hey, no harm, no foul...
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 6:03 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60713)

C'mon man, the Sonics were up by 20 before the ankle rolls, right? RIGHT?!

(Glad the game's not on local TV)
Paul | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/) | 05.08.05 - 6:04 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60714)

One silver lining I am begging to see from this ONE game is Lewis getting down and searching on the floor for the penis that he has mysteriously dropped and misplaced. If he can attempt to act like a man i'd feel a little better going into game 2.
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 6:05 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60715)

Say, where's Matthew and all his smart-talking, eh? Not talking so loud now, eh Matt, with your team...uh...kicking our asses...nevermind.
Paul | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/) | 05.08.05 - 6:06 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60716)

If Matt dares to come in here to rub this shit in our faces... i will out him on his collection of teddy bears on this here internet.
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 6:09 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60717)

What the f**k is that crud growing on Flips lower cheek?!? I can't even look at the tube!

Molee' molee' molee!! Moooooooole.
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 6:11 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60719)

Geez Paul... no cable... How about electricity, has Maple Valley been introduced to that yet? It's a good thing.. http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/clin_oeil.gif
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 6:13 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60721)

So let me get this straight.
-Spurs killing the Supes 60-35 at halftime.
-Vlad goes down with an ankle injury
-Ray goes down with an ankle injury
-Lewis is playing like a absolute pussy
-AAAND we're forced to John Thompson telecasting this game? Really? There's only one game on TNT's Sunday broadcast and they give us Thompson's crew? I think I'll go to church tomorrow...
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 6:17 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60724)

Barkley:
"Brent Barry is a good player, but Rashard Lewis should be killing him!"

Speak on brotha man. Speak on.
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 6:19 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60725)

-emptying oven of pots and pans
-setting temperature
-sticking head in
-please tell my mom i'm sorry for not calling her on mother's day
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 6:24 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60728)

By the way, who is that in Rashard Lewis's jersey? I don't think it's Rashard Lewis.
R.D. Baker | Email | Homepage (http://spurs.mostvaluablenetwork.com/) | 05.08.05 - 6:34 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60729)

"Where I'm from love is about passion. And passion's about love...

Ma-nu??"

Fannn-tas-tic!!!
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 6:34 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60730)

Duncan will have that 18 ft bankshot any time he wants to this whole series. Sad.
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 6:38 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60732)

3 fouls on Duncan!! The russian is cut! The russian is cut!

Yeah right.
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 6:39 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60734)

For Sale:
One slightly used 2005 Sonics playoffs team. note: wheels missing.

Just kidding. You gots to have faith!
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 6:44 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60735)

Have I metnioned Lewis is behaving like an absolute pussy yet?

He had barry 1-on-1 again, weakly attempted to post him up... then gave up and ran away and left Luke dumbfounded with the ball.
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 6:47 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60736)

Rasho enters... and hits a 20 footer... sigh.
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 6:52 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60737)

Antonio Daniels hits the 1st Supes 3 with 3 minutes left in the 3rd.
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 6:54 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60738)

"Rashard Lewis is hurt! He's holding onto.. uhhh. his... uhh. left... hand.."

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

He was holding onto his groin.
Whoooooo...
I am dying right now!
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 7:00 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60740)

I believe upon further investigation he realized what i have suspected: his frank and beans are missing.
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 7:00 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60742)

Geez Paul... no cable... How about electricity, has Maple Valley been introduced to that yet?

Hey, man, I ain't in the Valley no more! I said "Eat my dust, Ethan, and anyone else who wants to race me!"* and drove off in my Monster Truck and/or Muscle Car back in '89. Man.

*actual quote from my high school year book.
Paul | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/) | 05.08.05 - 7:01 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60743)

http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/content.gif
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 7:03 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60745)

Attn: John Thompson, you are wanted back at the retirement home. You're mashed potatoes are getting cold...

That's your home!! Go to your home!! That's your f**king home! Get there!
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 7:08 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60746)

YOUUU AAARE MY DREAM COME TRUUUUE!!!

Yeahhh!!
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 7:11 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60748)

Attn: Peanuckle at 6:00 Mr. Thompson, Peanuckle at 6. And Estelle says hi.
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 7:13 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60749)

C'mon 'Shard!! Yooooo can doooo it!! You can do it all night!!
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 7:14 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60750)

The "whirling dervish" can't make a right handed layup to save his life. There, i feel a bit better now.
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 7:15 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60752)

That's right... an elephant...
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 7:18 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60753)

Jeff Kent has an OPS of 1.061 and Hee Seop Choi a .907 mark. Can Paul DePodesta please do a drive by mooning of all the other GM's and baseball pundits sometime? Pretty please?
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 7:21 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60754)

"If I were the Spurs I would be worried right now!"

Mr. Thompson you MUST take these pills. I'm sorry, we can't get around this anymore. You must!
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 7:26 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60755)

"the team that is being beaten is very frustrated and the team that is winning is very (re)laxed."

Mr. Thompson, please step away from the ledge. Yes, there is still much to live for Mr. Thompson...
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 7:33 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60757)

Robert Swift needs to buy a new suit.
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 7:43 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60759)

If you are constipated for 3 or more days you need to sue the fuck out of VESIcare for millions.
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 7:49 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60761)

Hind-sight being what it is - the ankle joke did indeed backfire. Perhaps a Viagra joke for Rashard before game 2?
Kyle | Email | Homepage (http://integrateit.kylewelsh.com/) | 05.08.05 - 7:51 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60764)

Chuck TV! Chuck TV!
booth.52 | Email | Homepage (http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2005/05/where-have-nba-giants-gone.html) | 05.08.05 - 8:18 pm | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60768)

Actually this site's posts are great to read as well.

Who am I, damjan's basketball blogs whore aenima?
damjan | Email | Homepage | 05.09.05 - 1:32 am | # (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/supersonicsoul/111559171394103289/#60821)

MaNuMaNiAc
05-09-2005, 02:05 PM
Seriously, HILARIOUS!!!

Obstructed_View
05-09-2005, 02:13 PM
Ah, I love the Spurs' playing against a team that has some clever and thoughtful fans for a change. Most of those guys deserve a better effort from their team.

picnroll
05-09-2005, 02:18 PM
Damn TNT needs to hire this guy.

Spurminator
05-09-2005, 02:18 PM
Are we sure this isn't just Peja Drobnjak posting under several different aliases?

MadDog73
05-09-2005, 02:23 PM
"If I were the Spurs I would be worried right now!"

Mr. Thompson you MUST take these pills. I'm sorry, we can't get around this anymore. You must!
booth.52 | Email | Homepage | 05.08.05 - 7:26 pm | #

"the team that is being beaten is very frustrated and the team that is winning is very (re)laxed."

Mr. Thompson, please step away from the ledge. Yes, there is still much to live for Mr. Thompson...
booth.52 | Email | Homepage | 05.08.05 - 7:33 pm | #


:lol At least I'm not the only one who hates Thompson's commentary...

foodie2
05-09-2005, 03:23 PM
That is hysterical! Thanks for finding that!

Kori Ellis
05-09-2005, 03:25 PM
One silver lining I am begging to see from this ONE game is Lewis getting down and searching on the floor for the penis that he has mysteriously dropped and misplaced. If he can attempt to act like a man i'd feel a little better going into game 2.

:lmao

beirmeistr
05-09-2005, 03:30 PM
If all those titles were topics from that blogsite, then you've got a bunch of comedians posing as Sonics fans. That was hilarious, especially the jokes about Lewis.

Dex
05-09-2005, 03:42 PM
For Sale:
One slightly used 2005 Sonics playoffs team. note: wheels missing.



:lol :lol :lol

Horry For 3!
05-09-2005, 03:51 PM
hahaha That stuff is great!

Rummpd
05-09-2005, 04:03 PM
Sonics fans >>>>>>> IQ of Denver fans.

booth52
05-11-2005, 12:00 AM
Hey all:

Thanks for taking the time out to read my crap. Any comments, good or bad, are highly appreciated.

Well, we went out and did it again, and it was equally as agonizing, here it is anyways:

Here's the game 2 thread myself and Matt @nbaspurs.blogspot.com did.
http://www.haloscan.com/comments/sungo/111577381119112726/
http://www.nbaspurs.blogspot.com/

Regards,
booth52
www.supersonicsoul.com
[email protected]

sungo99
05-11-2005, 01:45 AM
I was involved this time, and unfortunately I am no where near as humorous as Booth. As least not on the internet, anyway.

johnny00
05-11-2005, 07:40 AM
Funny and original stuff..... good laughs.

RashoFan
05-11-2005, 07:57 AM
Roflmfao

MaNuMaNiAc
05-11-2005, 09:38 AM
Please Manu. Por favor? Shootar el ballo.
Matthew | Homepage | 05.10.05 - 10:55 pm | #

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

Useruser666
05-11-2005, 09:42 AM
Here is a funny post from a Sonic forum.


Re: and you do that by... # 739462
Posted on: 5/11/2005 7:32:00 AM
In reply to: # 739400 Reply

I agree completely with the many posts in this thread suggesting that we can't get behind & expect to win.Get ahead & stay ahead if you want to win.If we score more points than the Spurs,we should be OK.That's what we should concentrate on.

MaNuMaNiAc
05-11-2005, 09:43 AM
In Memoriam:
Game 2: San Antonio 108, Seattle 91
Seattle Sonics 2005 playoff chances
~~April 23, 2005- May 10, 2005~~

We hardly knew ye....
booth.52 | Homepage | 05.11.05 - 12:28 am | #

:lmao This guy is just too much! hahahaha

picnroll
05-11-2005, 10:30 AM
If Ray Allen doesn't play:

SA 106
SEA 87

If Ray Allen does play:

SA 110
SEA 91
Matthew | Homepage | 05.10.05 - 9:42 pm | #

Damn impressive.

Ed Helicopter Jones
05-11-2005, 11:25 AM
If Ray Allen doesn't play:

SA 106
SEA 87

If Ray Allen does play:

SA 110
SEA 91
Matthew | Homepage | 05.10.05 - 9:42 pm | #

Damn impressive.


:lol

I like the positive influence Matthew gave to playing Ray on the final point spread.

Spurminator
05-11-2005, 11:37 AM
5 fouls on Bowen!! Drago is bleeding! Drago is bleeding!
booth.52 | Homepage | 05.11.05 - 12:03 am | #

oiboyz
05-11-2005, 06:25 PM
An excellent blog. :lol Likening Ray Allen's fast-break defense to a matador getting out of the way of the bull was inspired.

E20
05-11-2005, 06:27 PM
Stuff is pretty hilarious. LOL