We all know who the best troll is on this site, but who made it?

[4>0rings]

Obviously it's 'Native American'. If you think otherwise, you're retarded.

No one is close to Natives level on trolling, but who is it? Should it even be found out the owner of said troll? I have an idea who it is.

It can be only a couple of people.

1- Timvp

2- A Miami Heat fan


My reasoning behind said accusations are in Natives own posts. I have never seen Native hate on any Spurs and if he did it's probably once to throw people off his trail. His threads usually revolve around Laker trolls and Cleveland Cavfan. Only 2 teams constantly hate on the Lakers and Cavs. Spurfan and Heatfan.

Now that we have narrowed it down to 2 teams, let's dig further. The only Spurfan it could be is Timvp aka Spurs Dynasty. Natives posts incure that he has an education and knowledge of his surroundings. Rarely do any Spurfan regs have an education, that's why they are here. A lot of passive Spurfans that post don't have the time to troll because they have more important things in their lives than to site behind a computer and think of cool names EXCEPT the guy and gal that run this place. It's their hobby that they enjoy.

It could also be a Heat fan. I give props for the ultimate hate job they do on Kobe and company 24/7. The thing is vey few Heat fans come off as showing they have an education also. Heat fan is more like a wild card thrown in the mix.

So, when all things are considered it can only lead to one gentleman.

Timvp.

:tu

There will be words spelled incorrectly so stfu.

[LnGrrrR]

You fail.

By far, Rappin Shaq is the best troll.

Tell me how my ass taste!

[Mavs_man_41]

even if it was a spur fan, timvp isn't the only spur fan on this board and quite frankly i dont think he's intelligent enough to be native american. fail

[SpursDynasty]

Nothing personal against timvp, but I'm not timvp.

[Mavs_man_41]

Nothing personal against timvp, but I'm not timvp.

the hell you aren't

[tlongII]

I'm the best troll on this site and I'm me.

[BlackSwordsMan]

agreed with rappin shaq, has he posted at all this nba season?

[DJ Mbenga]

I'm the best troll on this site and I'm me.

im the best cause i can constatly provide this picture:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/tlongII/tlonglocker.jpg

[monosylab1k]

I make a brief post-retirement return to say 3 things.

1. Native American > Rappin' Shaq by the smallest of margins.

2. Native American isn't timvp or a Heat fan.

3. I know who Native American is, and no, I won't disclose it.

But I will say he's a regular NBA Forum poster, and among the best of the NBA forum posters, if not the best.

and as a bonus, 4. I am not Native American.

[Brazil]

I make a brief post-retirement return to say 3 things.


:lol

[MiamiHeat]

native american already outed himself a few months back, i forgot who it was

and I do have an education, bitch. fuck yo couch

[HarlemHeat37]

Native American is clearly a Mav fan..they usually have the funniest trolls..

Lakaluva is by far the most efficient troll on SpursTalk though..his threads generate Bonds-like numbers..

[duncan228]

But I will say he's a regular NBA Forum poster, and among the best of the NBA forum posters, if not the best.

Agreed. Native American's brilliance is a reflection of the intelligence of his alter ego.

[024]

There's a difference between true trolls and dumbshits who throw out mindless shock value to generate talk from the masses.

Kinda like the difference between Jon Stewart and Glenn Beck.
lol i like this analogy.

[4>0rings]

I make a brief post-retirement return to say 3 things.

1. Native American > Rappin' Shaq by the smallest of margins.

2. Native American isn't timvp or a Heat fan.

3. I know who Native American is, and no, I won't disclose it.

But I will say he's a regular NBA Forum poster, and among the best of the NBA forum posters, if not the best.

and as a bonus, 4. I am not Native American.Since a Mavfan is saying he is the best, he must be a Mavfan himself. I still think it's Timvp, he just posts under a Mav troll, making you think he is a mavfan.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I'm 75% sure I know who it is, no I'm not revealing it.

[4>0rings]

Why would we want a Suns fan 75% guess? We only want 100% truth.

[badfish22]

Why would we want a Suns fan 75% guess? We only want 100% truth.

Then you should make an account titled 100%>75% so people will never forget, imho.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Then you should make an account titled 100%>75% so people will never forget, imho.


:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Native American]

I am a hunter. I am a son and a father. I am a warrior and chief. I am the rolling thunder and the rapid river. I am the howling wind and the cold pouring rain. I am the past and the present. I am every man's pride and a strong woman's voice of reason.

Traveler to the south but my home is not tropical. I stand cold and bold, far from the heat, for I am harder than a flint crater. And by that I mean I am surely far from a Heat fan, for I am smarter than a fifth grader.

[4>0rings]

I am a hunter. I am a son and a father. I am a warrior and chief. I am the rolling thunder and the rapid river. I am the howling wind and the cold pouring rain. I am the past and the present. I am every man's pride and a strong woman's voice of reason.

Traveler to the south but my home is not tropical. I stand cold and bold, far from the heat, for I am harder than a flint crater. And by that I mean I am surely far from a Heat fan, for I am smarter than a fifth grader.
:lmao

It was a wild card.

[4>0rings]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao
Pump your brakes, you might strain something fatso.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Pump your brakes, you might strain something fatso.


lol fat beaner calling someone fat


Congrats on determining 100%>75%, I'll bet it's almost as cool as when you figured out 4 > 0.

[4>0rings]

lol fat beaner calling someone fat


Congrats on determining 100%>75%, I'll bet it's almost as cool as when you figured out 4 > 0.Careful fatso, moma bear might make you cry again. :lmao

[Rappin' Shaq]

What the fuck is goin on here? This is bullshit
Rappin' Shaq the greatest of all time, you fuckers know this
Givin props to some two bit motherfucker
Native Americans ain't owned shit since Custer

You faggots gonna regret doubtin Rappin' Shaq once again
Kinda like that bitch who tweeted about the dirty Mexicans
Get this subpar troll love outta my fuckin face!
Yo, Native American, tell me how my ass taste!

[4>0rings]

What the fuck is goin on here? This is bullshit
Rappin' Shaq the greatest of all time, you fuckers know this
Givin props to some two bit motherfucker
Native Americans ain't owned shit since Custer

You faggots gonna regret doubtin Rappin' Shaq once again
Kinda like that bitch who tweeted about the dirty Mexicans
Get this subpar troll love outta my fuckin face!
Yo, Native American, tell me how my ass taste!:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin

[Killakobe81]

What the fuck is goin on here? This is bullshit
Rappin' Shaq the greatest of all time, you fuckers know this
Givin props to some two bit motherfucker
Native Americans ain't owned shit since Custer

You faggots gonna regret doubtin Rappin' Shaq once again
Kinda like that bitch who tweeted about the dirty Mexicans
Get this subpar troll love outta my fuckin face!
Yo, Native American, tell me how my ass taste!

LOL but NA is pretty good even if hates teh Lakers ...

[ChrisRichards]

I am a hunter. I am a son and a father. I am a warrior and chief. I am the rolling thunder and the rapid river. I am the howling wind and the cold pouring rain. I am the past and the present. I am every man's pride and a strong woman's voice of reason.

Traveler to the south but my home is not tropical. I stand cold and bold, far from the heat, for I am harder than a flint crater. And by that I mean I am surely far from a Heat fan, for I am smarter than a fifth grader.
Good grief this guy is awesome

:lol


My guess

Lakaluva
BrHornet
Findog?

[Native American]

What the fuck is goin on here? This is bullshit
Rappin' Shaq the greatest of all time, you fuckers know this
Givin props to some two bit motherfucker
Native Americans ain't owned shit since Custer

You faggots gonna regret doubtin Rappin' Shaq once again
Kinda like that bitch who tweeted about the dirty Mexicans
Get this subpar troll love outta my fuckin face!
Yo, Native American, tell me how my ass taste!

Fuck that, Rappin' Shaq's the two bit sidekick, watch me bend and merk him
Muhfucka has a hard time scoring double digits on Kendrick Perkins
I'ma really go native, swat yo shit like a good block
Fuck it, leave you wide open, you'll still miss a wide open hook shot

This is my land, negro, get off my reservation
I'll break ya fat ankles with a crossover and hesitation
On good testimonial, I know the truth, son, you're not slick
I asked Kobe, he said your ass tastes like LeBron's dick

[ChrisRichards]

:lmao:rollin:lol:lmao:lmao:lmao:rollin:rollin:roll in:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin@ comeback


:lmao:lmao:lol

[Fpoonsie]

:wow

Hoe. Lee. Shit.

[badfish22]

Lakaluva-- :lmao
BrHornet-- :lmao
Findog?-- Could be

[4>0rings]

Fuck that, Rappin' Shaq's the two bit sidekick, watch me bend and merk him
Muhfucka has a hard time scoring double digits on Kendrick Perkins
I'ma really go native, swat yo shit like a good block
Fuck it, leave you wide open, you'll still miss a wide open hook shot

This is my land, negro, get off my reservation
I'll break ya fat ankles with a crossover and hesitation
On good testimonial, I know the truth, son, you're not slick
I asked Kobe, he said your ass tastes like LeBron's dick
Good God. :lmao:lmao

[Kori Ellis]

:lol @ SpursDynasty or Native American being timvp

That said, Native American is extremely funny and probably too smart to be a Mavs fan.

[D-Wade #3]

Good grief this guy is awesome

:lol


My guess

Lakaluva
BrHornet
Findog?

Son, do you really think Lakaluva can be anywhere as funny as Native American?

[ChrisRichards]

Son, do you really think Lakaluva can be anywhere as funny as Native American?
:lol had to throw a name out there and luva is one of the most accomplished troll in this board the past few months.

[D-Wade #3]

:lol had to throw a name out there and luva is one of the most accomplished troll in this board the past few months.

If by accomplished troll, you mean the best bitch made fan on this board, then you are correct sir

[BoricuaCJA]

OMG, :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:l ol:lol:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao, he killed him with the comeback!

[Dro210]

hahaha, Native American killed it

[TIMMYD!]

That was awesome!

[duhoh]

Fuck that, Rappin' Shaq's the two bit sidekick, watch me bend and merk him
Muhfucka has a hard time scoring double digits on Kendrick Perkins
I'ma really go native, swat yo shit like a good block
Fuck it, leave you wide open, you'll still miss a wide open hook shot

This is my land, negro, get off my reservation
I'll break ya fat ankles with a crossover and hesitation
On good testimonial, I know the truth, son, you're not slick
I asked Kobe, he said your ass tastes like LeBron's dick

:wow:wow:wow

:king

:lmao

like a baus!

[FkLA]

Native American running this shit. Rappin Shaq is good but this is like the second time Ive seen Native American completely own him.

edit-here's the other one:


Nature has taught us that you need not worry about the large beast with the menacing growl nearly as much as you need to take caution against the tiny and silent predator. In the history of the new world, the most deadly assassin in the animal kingdom has been the zankudos, or as the pale man calls moskitos. When they carried malaria hundreds of years ago, they would wipe out tens of thousands as quick as a thought, often doing their destruction without their victims even realizing they had been bitten. While if you look at the wild buffalo's sheer size, you could be hesitant to cross paths with one. However, while you would be wise to avoid a stampede, the truth is the wild buffalo would rather avoid confrontation himself. A fierce and confident yell will often encourage a wild buffalo to find another path. Similarly, you'd be surprised but it is the barnacle that has the largest ratio of penis to body mass of any animal. The very docile creature has a penis generally 40 times greater than the mass of the rest of its body. While, the chest pounding, king of the jungle, the gorilla has the smallest penis of all primates. So, take some thought when you see or approach a large, menacing beast who roars at you with the swagger of an evil and lethal demon. And by that I mean Rappin' Shaq = harmless emcee with little penis.

[PGDynasty24]

Native American just owned Rappin Shaq

[ginobili's bald spot]

Since when is this a secret? Native American is Jamstone.

[z0sa]

That's what I think too.

[Xylus]

Since when is this a secret? Native American is Jamstone.

Yeppers.

[JamStone]

Since when is this a secret? Native American is Jamstone.

Lol I'm only like one-eighth Native American. I'm mostly Filipino with a little bit of Spanish.

[HarlemHeat37]

So now the question is..does the Native American troll need to be Native American?..I know like 1 person that is part Feather so I can't speak on it..

[Science Geek]

When two great minds challenge each other in an intelligence battle, they wait for a dumb mistake by the opponent. This is true in the Susskind-Hawking battle when Hawking made a dumb statement that information is lost when a black hole evaporates. That was when Susskind owned Hawking's ass by beating him in Hawking's own expertise.

By that I mean that Rappin' Shaq got his ass kicked at rapping against Native American.

[ChrisRichards]

I was going to say its Jam too but he seems to be so prim and proper, I dont think he's the type of person who would create a troll account.

[LnGrrrR]

Does anyone else here read the Native American's posts with a "Me smokum big peace pipe" voice in their head?

I don't care if it's racist; it's funny damn it!

[HarlemHeat37]

When two great minds challenge each other in an intelligence battle, they wait for a dumb mistake by the opponent. This is true in the Susskind-Hawking battle when Hawking made a dumb statement that information is lost when a black hole evaporates. That was when Susskind owned Hawking's ass by beating him in Hawking's own expertise.

By that I mean that Rappin' Shaq got his ass kicked at rapping against Native American.

This troll has potential, but you shouldn't have made your debut in this thread..there's already some big-name trolls in here, one of them just dropped a bomb..should have made the debut in a random thread..

[ginobili's bald spot]

Does anyone else here read the Native American's posts with a "Me smokum big peace pipe" voice in their head?

I don't care if it's racist; it's funny damn it!

Of course. I thought that was the point.

[4>0rings]

Thank God Native American wasn't a Mavfan.

[LnGrrrR]

Of course. I thought that was the point.

Probably... I just wanted to make sure I wasn't the only racist in this thread. :lol

[LnGrrrR]

Thank God Native American wasn't a Mavfan.

And dude, your sig scares the F out of me. I'm afraid those people are going to come out of the computer and try to eat me. (shivers)

[TheRealCB]

It has to be one of the Pistons fans..They are the most intelligent in this board by far..But as ChrisRichards said,they seem to nice to create a troll.

[kamikazi_player]

I think they are both the same person. And I think i know who that person is.

[LnGrrrR]

I think they are both the same person. And I think i know who that person is.

I could definitely buy that.

[Bukefal]

Fuck that, Rappin' Shaq's the two bit sidekick, watch me bend and merk him
Muhfucka has a hard time scoring double digits on Kendrick Perkins
I'ma really go native, swat yo shit like a good block
Fuck it, leave you wide open, you'll still miss a wide open hook shot

This is my land, negro, get off my reservation
I'll break ya fat ankles with a crossover and hesitation
On good testimonial, I know the truth, son, you're not slick
I asked Kobe, he said your ass tastes like LeBron's dick

haha awesome :lol

[benefactor]

Isn't Rappin' Shaq BUMP?

[Muser]

Rappin' shaq just got his shit stuffed :lmao, good job sir.

[timvpimp]

You fail.

By far, Rappin Shaq is the best troll.

Tell me how my ass taste!

This. and Rappin Shaq is so classic his origin should never revealed.

But my guess is that's mono's troll, only mono has such a glamourous intelligence to make such a great troll TBH.

[timvpimp]

with dickface&pussyface jointly being the 2nd place.

[timvpimp]

oh WAIT... pussyface isn't a troll even, he's an original poster from Australia who currently works in Korea.

then blade & dickface being the joint runner-ups.

[timvpimp]

agreed with rappin shaq, has he posted at all this nba season?

http://wilhelm-aerospace.org/Photos/nm-2002/10-atom-bomb-casing.jpg

http://www.gemm.nl/beeld/atom_bomb_2.jpg

http://thm-a04.yimg.com/nimage/1f0b04af6c05cb9e

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

This. and Rappin Shaq is so classic his origin should never revealed.

But my guess is that's mono's troll, only mono has such a glamourous intelligence to make such a great troll TBH.

sup Rogue

[Private Joker]

Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?

[peteee]

sup Rogue

sup Dirk

[Private Pyle]

This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

[thispego]

native american is about as funny as aids :rolleyes

[4>0rings]

native american is about as funny as aids :rolleyes
kkPNXRaAHG0

[Rogue]

sup Dirk
tbh thinking that is an dirk4mvp alternative name is quite a wrong and false thoughts on your behalf, imho.

[Mavs_man_41]

native american is about as funny as aids :rolleyes

way to go against the grain, what a hip and unpopular opinion!

you're cool because you don't care if people think you're cool, right?

[thispego]

way to go against the grain, what a hip and unpopular opinion!

you're cool because you don't care if people think you're cool, right?

sure, i guess that's one of the reasons, yeah

[Phillip]

lol thispego

[Mavs_man_41]

sure, i guess that's one of the reasons, yeah

:lmao the other being that you're a pistol packin playa and like to point certain things in certain people's faces? :lmao

[ffadicted]

Man, I also always thought everyone knew native american was jamstone, there's really no one else it could be

[The Gemini Method]

Not that I'm too astute on who's who on this board, but I had came to the conclusion that JamStone was Native American, too. I mean, he has the wit and all. I would have to say him and the Rappin' Shaq are the easiest to laugh at.

[thispego]

:lmao the other being that you're a pistol packin playa and like to point certain things in certain people's faces? :lmao

ROFL you got me all wrong dude, that was a one time occurrence :lmao

guns not mine, i'm just holding it, wish i had one though

[RsxPiimp]

Native American has to be a Mavs fan.

[D-Wade #3]

Native American has to be a Mavs fan.

No, Native American is clever, and clever and Mav fans DO NOT mix

:nope

[LnGrrrR]

What happened to the Epic Fail troll? I miss him. :lol