fucking pitbulls!

[CosmicCowboy]

http://img232.echo.cx/img232/9224/rooster26wh.th.jpg (http://img232.echo.cx/my.php?image=rooster26wh.jpg)

http://img232.echo.cx/img232/4227/rooster7hm.th.jpg (http://img232.echo.cx/my.php?image=rooster7hm.jpg)

my piece of shit trash neighbors turned their fucking pitbull out yesterday and he mauled my rooster right on my doorstep then ran home with him...I ran down there and took him away from him...I am not posting pictures of what he looks like now but it is definitely not pretty...lucky for that damn dog he didn't go for me...I was ready and willing to kill him...

[Gatita]

Nice cock! I have your cock on my desktop now! It shure is beautiful! :lmao

[Gatita]

But, seriously... I would have killed that son-of-a-bitch for mauling your cock that way!! :lmao

[CosmicCowboy]

:lmao

a private viewing could probably be arranged...:lol

[Gatita]

:lmao

a private viewing could probably be arranged...:lol

Just like Mr. John Wayne to have his cock out there for the world to see. And to offer a private showing! You are such a bad boy! :lmao And cocky to boot!

[tlongII]

Come on CC! I want to see what the rooster looks like now!

[Sportcamper]

Pit Bulls can be extremely dangerous...Their jaws with can crunch bones with ease...Your bare hands are no match for a pit bull...Since this pooch may now enjoy the taste of blood, count on him to return for more...No since getting riled up or going off half/cocked...Spend a couple hundred dollars to protect your critters, puppies etc & trap the fearless pooch....

I doubt that any neighbor who owns & lets a pit bull wonder around will be open to a reasonable discussion...But that is just me... :smokin

This will solve the problem... (http://www.animal-traps.com/60.htm)

[Gatita]

half/cocked...URL]

No pun intended.

[Useruser666]

You'd get more hits on this thread with a title of "Pitbull mauled my cock on my doorstep!"

[CosmicCowboy]

Pit Bulls can be extremely dangerous...Their jaws with can crunch bones with ease...Your bare hands are no match for a pit bull...Since this pooch may now enjoy the taste of blood, count on him to return for more...No since getting riled up or going off half/cocked...Spend a couple hundred dollars to protect your critters, puppies etc & trap the fearless pooch....

I doubt that any neighbor who owns & lets a pit bull wonder around will be open to a reasonable discussion...But that is just me... :smokin

This will solve the problem... (http://www.animal-traps.com/60.htm)

naaa...if he comes back he is leavin next time in my garbage can on trash day.

[Sportcamper]

CC- I have played this Pit bull game...They are smart...Plus You don’t want your own dogs getting mauled fighting this stupid thing...You could bait & trap that critter & be done with it... :angel

[ALVAREZ6]

Why don't you just shoot him with a pump shottie right to the face, and end of story...

[Sportcamper]

I think maybe there is more to the whole story...

The Pit Bull Owner... (http://hollywood.weblog.com.pt/arquivo/evagreen2.jpg) :lol

[violentkitten]

i would never fuck a pit bull

[Useruser666]

So Sportcamper, are you telling CC to bait that trap with his cock? I mean CC's told some monster stories here, but I don't know that his cock could attract a pitbull from next door that easily?

[CrazyOne]

Don't worry... CC has enough firepower and markmanship to protect his cock. :oops

Maybe it's time to rehash the "two turkeys with one shot" story for the new folks....

[Useruser666]

Don't worry... CC has enough firepower and markmanship to protect his cock. :oops

Maybe it's time to rehash the "two turkeys with one shot" story for the new folks....

How many women were in that story?

[Sportcamper]

I wouldn’t know.... But I have heard...(from forum posts)... that roast turkey...works very well & dogs like the seasoning in Kentucky Fried Chicken...

Once they are in the cage simply drive then to a humane society in another county...Animal Control Workers are not fond of Pit Bulls either...(Or so I have read)....Problem Solved... :smokin

[Clandestino]

did you talk to the neighbors?

[violentkitten]

yeah i cant wait until i read how john wayne knew this bisexual pitbull breeder who he seduced on a beach and ended up with sand in his ass and then her dyke lover showed up and he had to bury himself in the sand to hide and they made love on top of him which of course turned him on and so he got an erection which protruded from the sand and then each dyke took turns fucking it and then he fell asleep and he woke up to find some kids using it as part of their sand castle

[CosmicCowboy]

did you talk to the neighbors?

nope...when the pit bull disappears I don't need them looking at MY house for their dead dog.

[Sportcamper]

http://www.lakersbrethren.com/LMAOlaMaoCat.jpg

OK I am out of here...Good Night All...

[Useruser666]

Take their dog. Shoot it. Cut off a leg and throw it in your other neighbor's yard. Make sure your other neighbor has a dog too.

(The above is purely for educational use only. Please don't try this at home. Go PETA!)

[Clandestino]

i think you need to read the article about the cat owner who received 45k for the loss of her cat. roosters can be used for breeding. you could sue for the cost of the rooster plus all the breeding he would have done, etc.. plus, your emotional distress!

[CosmicCowboy]

i think you need to read the article about the cat owner who received 45k for the loss of her cat. roosters can be used for breeding. you could sue for the cost of the rooster plus all the breeding he would have done, etc.. plus, your emotional distress!

yeah...that was Seattle though...down here it Texas they just expect you to shoot the dog...in fact the law allows it in this case where it was maurading on livestock...

[tsb2000]

I was just going to mention that. Dogs and cats are pets. Chickens, roosters, ducks, etc., are considered livestock (actually poultry in AZ). There was a similar story here, the owners of the chickens got nothing. No word on if the pit bull survived a second visit to the ranch. :)

[SPARKY]

yeah...that was Seattle though...down here it Texas they just expect you to shoot the dog...in fact the law allows it in this case where it was maurading on livestock...

So are pussies and cocks considered "livestock"?

[Sportcamper]

http://granado_pitbull.blig.ig.com.br/imagens/killermordendo.jpg

Finally...That Big Cowboy is without his gun...He’s mine...A Kodak Moment....

[CosmicCowboy]

hmmmm...I wonder how much it costs to get a pitbull mounted?

*calling taxidermist*

:lol

[Gatita]

mounting a pitbull or get him mounted....hmmm http://www.improvingsex.com/smileys/sex.gif

[Useruser666]

That would go well with the title of this thread.

[T Park]

gatita sure likes to bring up sex.......

[gay abc]

:lol

[Gatita]

gatita sure likes to bring up sex.......

And so do men. So much for equality. Bastards. http://www.improvingsex.com/smileys/meany.gif

[CosmicCowboy]

And so do men. So much for equality. Bastards. http://www.improvingsex.com/smileys/meany.gif

don't worry about TPark...he is like the official SpursTalk eunuch...:lol

[Rita929]

i just can't believe you had a rooster in the first place cc

you truly are the john wayne of spurstalk

lol :lol

[SequSpur]

Why didn't that rooster just fly up in a tree. Was the rooster slow?

[AlamoSpursFan]

I wouldn't shoot the dog if the neighbor's place is within gunshot hearing range (unless you know they aren't home)...

THIS stuff, on the other hand, is irresistable to dogs, kills them quickly and oops, you might just have left some out by mistake...

http://www.indicadorautomotriz.com.mx/images/upload/prestone.gif

Not that I've ever had to deal with annoying neighbor dogs or anything...

:lol

[Hook Dem]

And so do men. So much for equality. Bastards. http://www.improvingsex.com/smileys/meany.gif
You go girl! :lol

[Sportcamper]

Come on....indiscriminate poising is a Federal offense...
What if somebody’s watch kitty was poisoned instead of the fearless canine?
http://content.collegehumor.com/img/c/catdentist.w492.jpg

[AlamoSpursFan]

None of my cats or dogs were harmed in the removal of said pesky neighborhood pooch, so I guess we can eliminate the word indiscriminate from the indictment, Mr. Prosecutor.

:lol

[Sportcamper]

So when you bait dog or cat food with your Prestone anti freeze are you sure that your neighbors cat did not wonder by at night, or a bird, a night owl, a raccoon, things you did not consider? That’s why there are Federal laws about such things...

Really, if someone owns property & has pets, etc...There are better ways to go about this...

[AlamoSpursFan]

I didn't bait anything. The cocksucker came around looking for a cat to terrorize, or my wife's min-pin to attack (which cost me roughly $800 at the vet), or trash cans to knock over and spread all over the yard, etc.

I merely provided said nuisance with a nice little bowl of green liquid to drink. Hey...he looked thirsty! After he consumed it, I picked up the bowl and rinsed it. Problem solved, and no innocent animals were hurt in the process.

[Sportcamper]

Dude...chill...I have never heard of an animal drinking that stuff... It smells bad...And I have never heard that it “Kills Instantly”... (I have heard it makes them sick)

I live in So Cal...The "My Dog can beat your dog up” capital of the United States...I know the frustration of stray dogs...And I hate Pit-bulls....I would shoot everyone on sight if I would not get arrested... (Yes I know somebody on this board has a pit bull that baby-sits their newborn baby)... :lol

But there is always some person who will read these posts and not think about the seriousness of leaving poison out... :smokin

[AlamoSpursFan]

I never said it kills instantly. Hell, I don't even know if it actually croaked. I do know that it hasn't been peeing on my tires, growlering up my yard, tearing up my trash, mauling my dogs, chasing my cats, etc. for a couple of years now. So the problem was solved as far as I'm concerned.

As for them drinking it, they do. I sat there and watched the sumbitch lap it up like it was beef drippings. They love the stuff for some reason.

[AlamoSpursFan]

Well, ok, I did say "quickly". I should ammend my statement to read "makes them not come around anymore quickly"...

:lol

[Clandestino]

but yeah, all pet groups always warn about antifreeze saying it is sweet to pets and lethal...

so, did cc kill the damn pitt?

btw, roosters can be expensive. my girlfriends dad has(d) 2 roosters worth over 200 bux each. they were in some flimsy cage and my dog(lab) killed one. my gf was in charge of the dog at the so she is responsible! haha

[bigzak25]

i like chicken.

but keep your cock couped in the fooshur. :smokin

[Sportcamper]

http://www.kateconnick.com/postcards/hungover.jpg

Note to self...Don’t drink the green Kool-Aid...

[CosmicCowboy]

so, did cc kill the damn pitt?

not yet...they keep him tied up and just let him out occasionally...but when he comes back he will wish he hadn't...

[Clandestino]

not yet...they keep him tied up and just let him out occasionally...but when he comes back he will wish he hadn't...

let some more of your chickens out and they will let him loose! :lol

[Useruser666]

You can make a leathal blow gun out of some pvc pipe and nails. It's very quiet.

[CosmicCowboy]

You can make a leathal blow gun out of some pvc pipe and nails. It's very quiet.

I've got a 1000fps pellet gun that should do the job nicely in the right spot...

[Useruser666]

Is is a Shadow CC?

[CosmicCowboy]

naaa...it's an RWS...

[Sportcamper]

OK...Got my coffee...Waiting for my did CC shoot, catch or other to the darn Pit-Bull???

Lets Have it...Don’t tell me it’s tied up...Go after it Man! :lol

[Useruser666]

I think it's just another cock and bull story.

[Clandestino]

OK...Got my coffee...Waiting for my did CC shoot, catch or other to the darn Pit-Bull???

Lets Have it...Don’t tell me it’s tied up...Go after it Man! :lol

great idea! don't be reactive, be proactive. your reactive attitude got you chickens killed!!!

[Sportcamper]

http://www.lockwoodranch.com/usedimages/bazookagopher.gif
OK Mister Pit-Bull...Come to Papa...

[Sportcamper]

http://www.punchstock.com/image/brand_x/2191239/large/bxp40882.jpg
My disguise seems to be working...I wonder if they got a new chicken yet?

[Shelly]

:lol

Any updates?

[CosmicCowboy]

:lol

Any updates?


:depressed

The rooster was healing well...

but I think he came back Monday while I was at work.

R.I.P. rooster

the Pitbulls days are numbered.

[Shelly]

awwww....poor Mr. Rooster.

[Jekka]

I didn't bait anything. The cocksucker came around looking for a cat to terrorize, or my wife's min-pin to attack (which cost me roughly $800 at the vet), or trash cans to knock over and spread all over the yard, etc.

I merely provided said nuisance with a nice little bowl of green liquid to drink. Hey...he looked thirsty! After he consumed it, I picked up the bowl and rinsed it. Problem solved, and no innocent animals were hurt in the process.

The vet I take my cats to almost always has a couple of drunk animals in the back thanks to antifreeze (drunk because the vet treats antifreeze poisoning by giving the animals everclear intravenously) - it has to be bad if intravenous everclear is a treatment for it.

[Vashner]

Denver is doing a ban on them. I would not want to take away the pit's from responsible owners but I don't like Pit's either. Anything that bites children is stupid. No matter how well they mannered they may appear.

[CrazyOne]

hmm... I wonder if I could go to my vet and admit I accidently drank some antifreeze... Old Turkey is getting expensive.

[Slomo]

hmm... I wonder if I could go to my vet and admit I accidently drank some antifreeze... Old Turkey is getting expensive.
Or buy some cheap Austrian vine and get both in one go :)

[CrazyOne]

Or buy some cheap Austrian vine and get both in one go :)

Hmm, I like that idea... save on medical expenses, auto expenses and personal needs all at once. :spin

[Vashner]

Hum here is an article on drudge today. http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050518/D8A5MU700.html

[Shelly]

So is fried rooster on the menu for tonight?


*ducks*

[AlamoSpursFan]

HUNTINGTON, W.Va. (AP) - A pit bill that had once bitten a person fatally mauled a young girl before being subdued by firefighters using a fire extinguisher, officials said.

What the hell is a pit bill?

[Vashner]

What the hell is a pit bill?

Just go to woai.com and search there site for "Pit bull" ... you'll find several articles of attacks just in the last few months here in town. I bet there has been a good 10,000+ pit bull attacks in San Antonio in the last 20 years easy.

[AlamoSpursFan]

Why would I want to do that? I know what a "Pit bull" is.

:lol

I asked Mrs. ASF if she knew what a pit bill was and she showed me the receipt for the BBQ grill I got for Christmas. I guess THAT'S a "pit bill".