Salt Lake Tribune: "Jazz Need DIVINE Help To Beat LA"

[Koolaid_Man]

I concur...perhaps they will get it in the form of Kobe retiring in about 6 yrs...

http://www.sltrib.com/jazz/ci_15019744

[TheManFromAcme]

Brigham Young will make a cameo appearance.....

[Joseph Smith]

My boys from Salt Lake will get the help they need from a Higher Power. The Lakers of Los Angeles are sodomites and sinners. The Lord will strike them down!

[pauls931]

Brigham Young will make a cameo appearance.....

I heard they're replacing their assistant coach with John Smith...

[TheManFromAcme]

I heard they're replacing their assistant coach with John Smith...

:lol

Along with his 77 wives, uh, I mean 77 assistant coaches.:downspin:

[pauls931]

:lol

Along with his 77 wives, uh, I mean 77 assistant coaches.:downspin:

My bad Joseph Smith, been too long since I lived in Southern Idaho.

BTW, Koolaid. Shitty troll with a cool name.

[lefty]

Jazz need balls

What a buch of soft p*****

[pauls931]

Jazz need balls

What a buch of soft p*****

They need home court, the instant the lose it they blow. Fortunately Denver was a complete mess and they got a first round bye there. Had they been in the Suns place losing a home game to portland, they would have got a first round boot.

[Sportcamper]

A Lakers is one who doesn’t give up at the sight of defeat,
But learns from their mistakes and puts them beneath…

A Lakers is one who doesn’t give up at the sound of the buzzer,
Always giving what they have from one side of the court to the other…

A Lakers is one who doesn’t whine about the refs or their playing time,
Because every Lakers knows that would be an unacceptable crime…

A Lakers is one who practices game-speed,
Always keeping in mind that their shots are not guaranteed…

A Lakers is one who doesn’t settle for anything less,
Even knowing, that they are the very best…

[Girasuck]

Jazz need balls

What a buch of soft p*****

Same can be said after watching game 1 from your Spurs.

[baseline bum]

The Jazz need a lot more than that.

[lefty]

Same can be said after watching game 1 from your Spurs.
Uh you dont get it, do you?

We have won our last 3 series vs PHX

You have lost your last 2 vs L.A, because of instensive pussiness

[Girasuck]

Uh you dont get it, do you?

We have won our last 3 series vs PHX

You have lost your last 2 vs L.A, because of instensive pussiness

Actually I do get it. I'm not saying we aren't pussies...I'm saying the Spurs are as well.

[TheMACHINE]

^^ girasuck has a point...both your teams are pussies.

[Spur-Addict]

Boozer's sack shrinks up against L.A.

[The TroutBum]

I beat off to Kobe Bryant today, thus making the Ultimate Jinx thingy. Suck on that, you faggot Los Aliens.