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SpursTillTheEnd
05-05-2010, 09:14 PM
Wtf was that BONNER, bonner grab a fucking rebound and fucking move on offense, we might as well play ian cause wtf are we going to do when they start double teaming duncan? Ian will atleast grab some rebounds.

timtonymanu
05-05-2010, 09:16 PM
Bonner and Mason = two Spurs that need to be gone in the offseason. Heck they need restraining orders.

sammy
05-05-2010, 09:21 PM
Bonner & Mason = Brick layers

thekingrobert
05-05-2010, 09:22 PM
Bonner is the worst Spur ever to get minutes he does nothing to deserve

ALVAREZ6
05-05-2010, 09:24 PM
Bonner is the worst Spur ever to get minutes he does nothing to deserve

It shows how desperate spurs are at that position...Duncan is the only true bigman, Dice is solid, lately, other than that we have no one down there. Blair can get rebounds but that's it, he can't defend shit, simply because he's a forward basically the same height as Manu.

sammy
05-05-2010, 09:29 PM
Bonner GTFO! You simply suck! You can't defend, can't rebound and continues to make bricks so GTFO!

SenorSpur
05-05-2010, 09:51 PM
All the more reason why I was pleading with the FO to trade their asses away before the deadline. I would've much rather had Tyrus Thomas, John Salmons or both.

Wasted roster spots. Too bad the it took the Spurs yet another season to finally figure out Bonner is a playoff pressure failure.

4>0rings
05-05-2010, 09:54 PM
:lmao Bonner bricks wide open 3, Frye drains one right after in his face.

Rummpd
05-05-2010, 09:56 PM
How was that a foul going for the ball when it was a free ball!

baseline bum
05-05-2010, 09:58 PM
Matt Bonner makes 2004 Hedo look like Reggie Miller. Matt Bonner makes 2002 Steve Smith look like LeBron. Matt Bonner makes 2000 Samaki Walker look like Stephen Hawking.

ShoogarBear
05-05-2010, 09:59 PM
Matt Bonner makes 2002 Steve Smith look like LeBron.

Ha. I just posted the same thing in another thread.

GodFamilySPURS
05-05-2010, 10:00 PM
I hate bonner. Why is he playing!?

baseline bum
05-05-2010, 10:01 PM
And yet, this is still Bonner's best playoffs of his career.

MannyIsGod
05-05-2010, 10:01 PM
Fuck man. I've defend this guy for 3 years. No more. Put up some fucking stats or please just stay on the bench and let anyone else play your minutes. Jesus.

ajGambino
05-05-2010, 10:04 PM
Matt Bonner makes 2004 Hedo look like Reggie Miller. Matt Bonner makes 2002 Steve Smith look like LeBron. Matt Bonner makes 2000 Samaki Walker look like Stephen Hawking.


Matt Bonner makes me believe I can make it in this league..

Rummpd
05-05-2010, 10:06 PM
Patient - M. Bonner

Diagnosis - slow white male with a cerebral atrophy tonight

Treatment - Terminate patient

baseline bum
05-05-2010, 10:42 PM
Might as well let Blair camp at the three point line. He'd be a lot more likely to hit a three this series.

ShoogarBear
05-05-2010, 10:43 PM
Duncan should be stretching the floor for Bonner.

Libri
05-05-2010, 10:43 PM
Bonner is a prune. He's all shriveled up.

SpursTillTheEnd
05-05-2010, 10:44 PM
Did yall see matt on offense he was walking around and running into tony parker comon now wtf was that

smeagol
05-05-2010, 10:46 PM
Funny the FO chose Bonner over Scola

:tu

ShoogarBear
05-05-2010, 10:47 PM
Scola wouldn't stretch the floor like Dunca . . . I mean, Bonner, does.

nbaman99
05-05-2010, 10:48 PM
You beat me to this, yeah Bonner fucking have to take his seat on the bench. Timmy shooting 3's better than his fucking ass and Manu looks soo flat tonight, thats y we lost.

HarlemHeat37
05-05-2010, 10:49 PM
LOL Duncan making that 3 was the ultimate low point for Bon Bon..

Das Texan
05-05-2010, 10:49 PM
Might as well fucking play Mahimini over this red headed piece of fucking shit.

joeyjfive
05-05-2010, 10:50 PM
Matt Bonner has become completely useless, he disrupts our offense more than anything. He just always seems to be in the way all the damn time and when he does finally shoot the ball its a fuckin brick. Not to mention his terrible defense, I wish there was a stat to tell how much suns players scored when being guarded by Matt Bonner.

fuck you Matt Bonner I almost hate you as much as I hated Beno

Chomag
05-05-2010, 10:54 PM
Bonner and Mason = two Spurs that need to be gone in the offseason. Heck they need restraining orders.

They need to be gone now. offseason is to late lol

Chomag
05-05-2010, 10:55 PM
Scola thread!

rayray2k8
05-05-2010, 11:18 PM
I've yet to see anyone actually defend this guy.

noles1983
05-05-2010, 11:25 PM
bonner and mason seriously need to just give out free handjobs to boost morale in the locker room.

CP48107
05-05-2010, 11:27 PM
I used to like Bonner, but this is too much. I wish they won't resign him.

WeNeedLength
05-05-2010, 11:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAWdA8ccX8Q
-Pop yelling at Bonner for being so fucking stupid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FYDjURce6w
-Maxiell stuffing it down on Bonner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twp0YgA1yeo
-Tyrus Thomas blocking the shit out of Bonner

Watch these clips as they are soothing if you hate Bonner as much as I do. GTFO BONNER!!!!!

WeNeedLength
05-05-2010, 11:31 PM
P.S.

http://amplicate.com/sucks/bonner

ElNono
05-05-2010, 11:31 PM
Paging TPark and his "Bonner is more than fine in the 20 minutes off the bench role"...

I hate my guts for being right about this fucking asshole... He has to be up there in the list of worst Spurs ever in the Duncan era. Even 'Big Dog' Robinson was better than this guy.

noles1983
05-05-2010, 11:33 PM
i thought i hated jacque vaughn the most, oh no its now the vagina known as dan bonner

DesignatedT
05-05-2010, 11:33 PM
bonner is such a pussy.

Dingle Barry
05-05-2010, 11:34 PM
It's really unbelievable that Matt Bonner makes millions of dollars a year playing this game.

Wish I were tall.

Dingle Barry
05-05-2010, 11:40 PM
Paging TPark and his "Bonner is more than fine in the 20 minutes off the bench role"...

I hate my guts for being right about this fucking asshole... He has to be up there in the list of worst Spurs ever in the Duncan era. Even 'Big Dog' Robinson was better than this guy.

The fuck? Glenn Robinson isn't anywhere close to the top of that list.

1. Bonner/Mason duopoly of suck
2. Vaughn
3. NVE
4. Steve Smith

Can't decide on #6, Hedont maybe, but this has to be the top 5.

HarlemHeat37
05-05-2010, 11:44 PM
Well that's not really the case though, which is the annoying part..

For example, a guy like Jarron Collins is in the NBA strictly because of his physical attributes..

Bonner DOES have talent..shooting 40+% from 3-point range in the NBA is an unbelievable talent..his problem is obviously up top and down low..he's been neutered a minute ago and he can't handle the pressure from a mental standpoint..

It's a shame, I like the guy, I've always wanted him to do well..

He's better suited to be playing for a bad team with low expectations TBH..

SpursTillTheEnd
05-05-2010, 11:47 PM
Bonner does have some highlight plays during the season , but he just can't handle the playoff's, every time bonner gets ready to check in you just know the other team is going to go on a run.

rayray2k8
05-05-2010, 11:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAWdA8ccX8Q
-Pop yelling at Bonner for being so fucking stupid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FYDjURce6w
-Maxiell stuffing it down on Bonner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twp0YgA1yeo
-Tyrus Thomas blocking the shit out of Bonner

Watch these clips as they are soothing if you hate Bonner as much as I do. GTFO BONNER!!!!!

Is it wrong to actually enjoy those clips? lol

Cant_Be_Faded
05-06-2010, 12:03 AM
SequSpur was right. We all owe him a beer.

Signing Matt Bonner was yet another horrible horrible front office move by the Spurs that cost us huge.

ElNono
05-06-2010, 12:04 AM
The fuck? Glenn Robinson isn't anywhere close to the top of that list.

1. Bonner/Mason duopoly of suck
2. Vaughn
3. NVE
4. Steve Smith

Can't decide on #6, Hedont maybe, but this has to be the top 5.

There's a couple. Ron Mercer and Damon Stoudamire come to mind. But neither of those played significant minutes (or any minutes) in the playoffs.

SenorSpur
05-06-2010, 12:59 AM
I hope this finally puts an end to Pop's "I can make Bonner into the next Robert Horry" experiment. The guy is simply not good enough to be a rotation player on a team with championship aspirations. Too bad it had to take yet another playoff meltdown for this to become obvious to all.

SpurOutofTownFan
05-06-2010, 01:03 AM
if the spurs are gonna go down fighting and game 3 is at stake and you have no choice than to put bonner, please don't just give that spot to one of the other guys even if they are not named blair or dice - just try one of the young ones for the sake of it.

going down trying with one of the young guys could be more digestible than seeing bonner playing horrible again.

SpursTillTheEnd
05-06-2010, 01:36 AM
Another thing that's getting old is pop yelling at bogans but not bonner or mason, i mean wtf bogans was playing good d he got a steal and he stopped nash, so why does pop only yell at him and never bonner

BRHornet45
05-06-2010, 01:40 AM
sons I'm not just trying to stir the pot and I also don't watch that many Spurs games regularly, BUT for all the games I have seen ... I honestly can NEVER ONCE recall ever seeing Bonner make a 3 pointer. why does he get the "green light" to jack up as many 3's as he damn well please? Anytime the Spurs come to N.O. we always play a drinking game based on how many 3's Bonner will brick and you can bet your ass you will be blitzed by the end of the game.

baseline bum
05-06-2010, 01:43 AM
The fuck? Glenn Robinson isn't anywhere close to the top of that list.

1. Bonner/Mason duopoly of suck
2. Vaughn
3. NVE
4. Steve Smith

Can't decide on #6, Hedont maybe, but this has to be the top 5.

Vaughn really doesn't belong on the list, because he actually hit a couple of meaningful shots late in the 3rd of game 6 vs Phoenix in 07. Turkoglu should be #1 on the list, seeing that he singlehandedly cost the Spurs the 2004 championship. The Lakers refused to guard him because they couldn't stop Parker and Duncan inside if they did, so they took their chances and won big on that bet. Rodman's gotta be on that top 5 for jacking up threes and refusing to run with Horry in game 2 of the WCF and then for starting shit with Bob Hill before game 5 after the Spurs had knotted the series at 2-2.

My list:
1) Hedo Turkoglu
2) Dennis Rodman
3) Steve Smith
4) Beno Udrih
5) Matt Bonner

poop
05-06-2010, 02:01 AM
Patient - M. Bonner

Diagnosis - slow white male with a cerebral atrophy tonight

Treatment - Terminate patient

ROFL

its finally safe to say that this guy has NO supporters left. NOT ONE.

Bonner is the very embodiment of all that has been wrong with the spurs the last couple years. he sums up ALL this team's shortcomings in one package.

Amuseddaysleeper
05-06-2010, 02:06 AM
Please see my sig

ElNono
05-06-2010, 07:56 AM
sons I'm not just trying to stir the pot and I also don't watch that many Spurs games regularly, BUT for all the games I have seen ... I honestly can NEVER ONCE recall ever seeing Bonner make a 3 pointer. why does he get the "green light" to jack up as many 3's as he damn well please? Anytime the Spurs come to N.O. we always play a drinking game based on how many 3's Bonner will brick and you can bet your ass you will be blitzed by the end of the game.

Son, I couldn't read anything you wrote because I couldn't get my eyes off that bouncy ass. Keep it up son. God bless.

JudynTX
05-06-2010, 08:02 AM
This Ginger needs to step it up. :bang

Hey Bonner, do you know this is the playoffs?

DarrinS
05-06-2010, 08:21 AM
Bonner playoff highlights

8K2v2XFYg_Q

rayray2k8
05-06-2010, 10:13 PM
Bonner playoff highlights

8K2v2XFYg_Q

:lmao

I'm gonna put that in my sig.


Don't forget about Bonner driving to the basket. :lol

imEleW6YErE

And the sad part about it is that I would rather have this guy over Bonner.. I'm serious...

Shastafarian
05-06-2010, 10:21 PM
Every time Bonner shoots I'm gonna post, "RAIN DANCE".

HarlemHeat37
05-06-2010, 10:24 PM
This Ginger needs to step it up. :bang

Hey Bonner, do you know this is the playoffs?

He does know..that's the problem..

beachwood
05-07-2010, 02:21 PM
Every time Bonner shoots I'm gonna post, "RAIN DANCE".

I second that.