Woman says she became pregnant after watching porn in 3D

[Sense]

http://www.popjolly.com/woman-says-she-became-pregnant-after-watching-porn-in-3d-365


A white American woman who had a black baby claims she fell pregnant whilst watching a porn movie in 3D. According to reports, the childs father , who is white was serving in the military in Iraq when she became pregnant.

Her wife Jennifer told him the child was conceived whilst watching a porn movie in 3D.
“I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible “he said.

http://www.popjolly.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/jennifer.jpg

Jennifer claimed she went to watch a porn film with her friends in New York and doesn’t usually watch porn movies and that she went to watch it to experience the effects in 3D. Jennifer says the child looks like the black actor in the movie. “A month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” she said.

Jennifer admits her marriage could be in trouble. “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk. But he knows I’m faithful” she said.

[TDMVPDPOY]

bitch plz

[LnGrrrR]

:lmao

People like this shouldn't breed.

Actually, nevermind, they should. They make people like me look great in comparison.

[MiamiHeat]

fake

googled it, no reputable source reports this

[Bukefal]

:rollin unbelievable.

She cheated on him and probably knows her husband is as stupid as a donkeys ass, so she tries to lie with this BS, so that when he comes back from iraq he wont leave her and it works, he believed her right?

smh

[sonic21]

fake

[LnGrrrR]

fake

googled it, no reputable source reports this

Yeah, it sounded kinda fake to me... but there are alot of dumbasses in the world... :lol

[symple19]

sounds like the onion, or something similar reported this

[JudynTX]

The films in 3-D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible “he said.


:lmao Just wait til 4-D & 5-D come out.

I call BS.....this article doesn't state who was watching the movie with her. :rolleyes That's how the bitch got pregnant. :lol

[Chomag]

OMG! HAHAHA at least try to make up a convincing excuse lady! Great stuff lol

[SpursStalker]

The bitch is nuts ...

I'm glad I don't get pregnant when I watch porn, I'd have a million kids.

:lol

[JudynTX]

The bitch is nuts ...

I'm glad I don't get pregnant when I watch porn, I'd have a million kids.

:lol

:rollin At least.

[The Cougar]

SflqPlSQElw

[Cry Havoc]

SflqPlSQElw

It's sad that there are people like that in the world.

I wonder how they make it through day-to-day living when they can't understand the most basic cause and effect scenario, or have any kind of logic at all.

[CosmicCowboy]

Coulda been sidestream sperm from the guy in the row in front of her.

[JudynTX]

Coulda been sidestream sperm from the guy in the row in front of her.

:lmao

[Spurminator]

Fake. There's only one man who could inseminate a woman via 3D porn, and everybody knows Chuck Norris is white.

[The Cougar]

Fake. There's only one man who could inseminate a woman via 3D porn, and everybody knows Chuck Norris is white.

chuck norris has the power to make black babies

[Spurminator]

Fake. There's only one man who could inseminate a woman via 3D porn, and everybody knows Chuck Norris is white.


lol

[SpursWoman]

Well I'm not going to see Shrek, then. Fuck that.

[SpursWoman]

http://www.wvwnews.net/images/teaser/owned_black_baby.jpg

[IronMexican]

To be fair on the last pic, the baby could have been adopted.

[The Gemini Method]

To be fair on the last pic, the baby could have been adopted.

Way to ruin the lolfail, Iron...haha.

[jack sommerset]

SflqPlSQElw

I hope they worked that shit out.

[lefty]

That article seems to be very onioned

[TheManFromAcme]

Immaculate Conception part deux....

[Wild Cobra]

:lmao

People like this shouldn't breed.

Actually, nevermind, they should. They make people like me look great in comparison.
But they are so dumb, they add to the over burdened welfare system.

I agree with your first sentence. They should not breed.

[Wild Cobra]

fake

googled it, no reputable source reports this
LOL...

You mean there are reputable sources out there?

[Sisk]

It's sad that there are people like that in the world.

I wonder how they make it through day-to-day living when they can't understand the most basic cause and effect scenario, or have any kind of logic at all.

It's pretty crazy.. ignorance is bliss..

[MiamiHeat]

LOL...

You mean there are reputable sources out there?

well, I meant trusted and worldwide known sources that I can fact check with, like Fox News, CNN, BBC, etc

[Ignignokt]

It's pretty crazy.. ignorance is bliss..

tell us about it.