Lindsay Lohan Will Play 'Deep Throat' Porn Star

[JudynTX]

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Lindsay Lohan is set to play Linda Lovelace, the porn star featured in 1972's infamous 'Deep Throat.' Although the news feels like just another talking point tossed on the gossip pile, LiLo's chum/photographer Tyler Shields is presenting the casting news as hard fact -- no matter how snugly it seems to fit into the never-ending LiLo narrative.

"Shields confirmed to us this weekend that the actress has indeed landed the gig," E! Online reports.

The film is an independent venture titled 'Inferno,' rumored (again, those dang rumors...) to be officially announced at Cannes Film Festival later this month.

Our gut reaction to the role -- particularly after LiLo's gun-in-mouth, blood-splattered photo shoot with Shields just last week -- is that it has a certain scent of shock value. But in a recent (and oh-so-perfectly-timed) Pop-ed, one of our suggestions for Lohan to regain her career mojo was this: Shrug your shoulders and say, "Whaddya gonna do?" And isn't that exactly what this role does for LiLo? She's doing precisely what the tabloids expect her to do, and in the process, getting back on the silver screen and possibly flipping the gossipmongers on their heads.

Consider: Linda Lovelace "later denounced her pornography career, claimed that she had been forced into it by her sadistic first husband, and for a while became a spokeswoman for the anti-pornography movement" (thanks, Wiki). Sounds like this seemingly unsurprising role could wind up being something resonant and poignant for Lohan -- a metaphor in art a la Mickey Rourke's hard times and comeback being mirrored in 'The Wrestler.'

Or maybe it's just Lindsay Lohan playing a porn star.

http://www.popeater.com/2010/05/03/lindsay-lohan-porn-star-deep-throat/

[Fpoonsie]

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[HennyYoungman]

I find this story hard to swallow.

[HennyYoungman]

Lindsay is perfect this role...she sucks at everything.

[HennyYoungman]

I actually saw this coming.

[JudynTX]

I find this story hard to swallow.

:lol :lol She won't have any problem swallowing.

[HennyYoungman]

I'm sure they'll find some jerk off to play the male role.

[HennyYoungman]

This is what I call getting deep into character.

[HennyYoungman]

But knowing Lindsay...she'll blow this opportunity.

[HennyYoungman]

I won't be surprised if the director's put a gag order on her.

[smeagol]

:lmao

[HennyYoungman]

Which actor will be up for the supporting pole, err...role?

[JudynTX]

OMG :lol

[HennyYoungman]

John Bobbit was up for the role until he heard the director yell "cut"!

[Sisk]

:rollin

nice henny

[JudynTX]

Who has seen this original movie? :D

[The Gemini Method]

Because she hasn't been relevant in a while, this is her shot to make money...

[lefty]

Poor casting

They should have go with that dude who played the alien in E.T

His telescopic neck would have been convenient for deep throating

[CosmicCowboy]

She should have an easy time playing a drugged up whore.

[TheMACHINE]

i actually saw this cumming.

[MiamiHeat]

barf, puke.

disgusting drugged up, whorish spoiled brats?

my dick says : please, I'd rather fuck rosanne

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

poor casting

they should have go with that dude who played the alien in e.t

his telescopic neck would have been convenient for deep throating

-4/10

[baseline bum]

Who has seen this original movie? :D

It's fucking hilarious. It's a movie about a chick whose clitoris is in the back of her throat.

[Will Hunting]

Poor casting

They should have go with that dude who played the alien in E.T

His telescopic neck would have been convenient for deep throating


One of the lamest one liners you've ever written.......and that's saying something.

[Strike]

For Lohan to succeed in this role, she's gonna need a lot of spunk.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I just hope she doesn't hurt herself trying to do her own stunt work. She may not be accustomed to only inhaling air through her nose.

[CosmicCowboy]

It's fucking hilarious. It's a movie about a chick whose clitoris is in the back of her throat.

:lol

Harry Reems..."AhHA! I zee da problem!"...:lmao

A bunch of went to the show stoned out of our gourds and just laughed our asses off from start to finish. Almost got thrown out of the theater. All that *BONG*BONG*BONG*CLANG*BOOM*EXPLODING FIREWORKS*WHISTLES*ETC. shit when she was supposed to be having an orgasm was so stupid it was hilarious.

[JudynTX]

It's fucking hilarious. It's a movie about a chick whose clitoris is in the back of her throat.

:lol:lol This was the 1st porn movie I watched. My sister gave it to me on VHS. I think it was even on BETA tapes.

[baseline bum]

Still, for comedic value in 1970s porn, absolutely nothing beat The Opening of Misty Beethoven

klHp2Ub6DIo

[JudynTX]

Still, for comedic value in 1970s porn, absolutely nothing beat The Opening of Misty Beethoven

klHp2Ub6DIo

:lol:lol

So, since they are remaking Deep Throat, you know more remake porns are coming. Maybe they'll remake Misty Beethoven! :lol

[CuckingFunt]

Still, for comedic value in 1970s porn, absolutely nothing beat The Opening of Misty Beethoven

klHp2Ub6DIo

The forever long psychedelic cumshot at the end of Behind the Green Door is pretty hilarious, though in a different way: funny because it's trying so hard to be serious, rather than for its unabashed cheese factor.

[CuckingFunt]

:lol:lol

So, since they are remaking Deep Throat, you know more remake porns are coming. Maybe they'll remake Misty Beethoven! :lol

Did you read the article? They're not remaking Deep Throat. They're making a biopic about its star, Linda Lovelace.

[David Bowie]

Who has seen this original movie? :D

I did, a couple of years ago. They were doing a midnight showing of Deepthroat at an indie movie theater near my house. (not an adult theater.) I went with a bunch of friends. The movie was actually really halarious for some reason. There was also about half an hour of commentary after the movie ended. Needless to say, lots of people were taking "bathroom breaks" during the movie. :lol

[JudynTX]

I did, a couple of years ago. They were doing a midnight showing of Deepthroat at an indie movie theater near my house. (not an adult theater.) I went with a bunch of friends. The movie was actually really halarious for some reason. There was also about half an hour of commentary after the movie ended. Needless to say, lots of people were taking "bathroom breaks" during the movie. :lol

:lol Commentary among people in the audience?

[Bender]

Who has seen this original movie? :D
I saw it too, back in the late 1970s. Sucked from what I remember. no pun intended.

Porno movies came a long way in the 10 years after that... no pun intended

[David Bowie]

:lol Commentary among people in the audience?


No, when the movie ended, they showed interviews with the director and the actors. That was the funnyest part of the whole thing :lol

[JudynTX]

I saw it too, back in the late 1970s. Sucked from what I remember. no pun intended.

Porno movies came a long way in the 10 years after that... no pun intended

:lol The acting still sucks.


No, when the movie ended, they showed interviews with the director and the actors. That was the funnyest part of the whole thing :lol

I bet that was funny. Actors. :lol

[4>0rings]

I so want to put my penis in her vagina.

[Wild Cobra]

Who has seen this original movie? :D
I have, but that was in the 70's, about 8 years after it cum out. A friend rented it. She couldn't orgasm, her doctor said her clit was in her throat.

[Mark in Austin]

:lol.

So It's likely the next two roles we see Lohan in on screen are as a Nun with a fetish for gun barrels in Machete and as Linda Lovelace?

All kidding aside, I hope she gets her shit together because both roles have potential.

[jack sommerset]

Straight to DVD

[baseline bum]

I saw it too, back in the late 1970s. Sucked from what I remember. no pun intended.

Porno movies came a long way in the 10 years after that... no pun intended

70s porn is awesome - way better than 80s. Sure, the women are ugly as fuck in 70s porn vs. later stuff, but the music and the ridiculous storylines before VHS were classic.

[Bender]

70s porn is awesome - way better than 80s. Sure, the women are ugly as fuck in 70s porn vs. later stuff, but the music and the ridiculous storylines before VHS were classic.
yeah, when I said porn got better during the next 10 years after DT, I was referring to the late 1970s I guess.
Some of those movies were great, better quality (film vs video tape), better locations, etc...
My favorite from the 1970s was Take Off. The main guy star in it, I think became a soap star maybe later. Anyway, that's one great movie, especially if you are into classic movies...1930s - 1960s. It's a take off of many films during those decades.

[Ignignokt]

yeah, when I said porn got better during the next 10 years after DT, I was referring to the late 1970s I guess.
Some of those movies were great, better quality (film vs video tape), better locations, etc...
My favorite from the 1970s was Take Off. The main guy star in it, I think became a soap star maybe later. Anyway, that's one great movie, especially if you are into classic movies...1930s - 1960s. It's a take off of many films during those decades.

you watch porn for the main guy. No surprises hear.