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SequSpur
05-09-2005, 10:56 PM
I shit every time I eat.

Do you have the same problem?

I mean like 5 times a day.

:depressed
JoeChalupa
05-09-2005, 11:00 PM
Nothing like a nice bowel movement in the morning I always say.
Guru of Nothing
05-09-2005, 11:14 PM
I shit every time I eat.

Do you have the same problem?

I mean like 5 times a day.

:depressed

Must be the Ex-lax Pseudo puts in those pies.
Gatita
05-10-2005, 12:28 AM
You gotta be shitting me!?
Great thread! :throwupsp
travis2
05-10-2005, 06:48 AM
I shit every time I eat.

Do you have the same problem?

I mean like 5 times a day.

:depressed

No. You're just full of shit.
Useruser666
05-10-2005, 10:37 AM
For some people, the trip from one end to the other is shorter!
jcrod
05-10-2005, 11:01 AM
I shit every time I eat.

Do you have the same problem?

I mean like 5 times a day.

:depressed


IBS???
Slomo
05-10-2005, 11:42 AM
For some people, the trip from one end to the other is shorter!
:lol :lol :lol
SLOVENIAN 8
05-10-2005, 11:56 AM
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

Maybie playoffs??? :lol
pseudofan
05-10-2005, 12:52 PM
eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!! :(
gay abc
05-10-2005, 12:57 PM
eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!! :(


:lol

does it stink real bad pseudo??

:lol
pseudofan
05-10-2005, 01:00 PM
I didn't say: ppppppppeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!

I said: eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!

But yeah, I've never known it to smell like a fresh baked chocolate cake.......no matter what I fed him! :lol
Gatita
05-10-2005, 01:05 PM
http://www.improvingsex.com/smileys/toilet.gif
Shelly
05-10-2005, 01:09 PM
Maybe Sequ has a tapeworm???
Crafty One
05-10-2005, 03:55 PM
Anyone that hates you might put laxatives in your food and drinks.
SequSpur
05-10-2005, 06:35 PM
Man, I shit all the time. It takes approximately 2 1/2 hours for canned corn to go through my system. I timed that shit.
Guru of Nothing
05-10-2005, 06:48 PM
Take two of these and report back.

http://www.kraftfoods.com/images/ocpimages/44000/04552CF.gif
AlamoSpursFan
05-10-2005, 06:54 PM
Man, I shit all the time. It takes approximately 2 1/2 hours for canned corn to go through my system. I timed that shit.

Sequ crapped corn and I don't care...
Guru of Nothing
05-10-2005, 06:59 PM
Sequ crapped corn and I don't care...

That's a winner.
AlamoSpursFan
05-10-2005, 07:07 PM
Can't take credit...I stole it from Howie.

http://www.cjnews.com/photos/apr6/mandelfront.gif
E20
05-10-2005, 10:54 PM
It pisses me the fuck off. Everyday before going to school I skip breakfast and take a dump, so theres no urge to dump at school. I'm f'ing hungy between 2nd and 3rd period. And we have a brunch for 15 min. between those classes, so I go to the cafeteria and get my usual hotdog or cheese roll w/ choclate milk. Then near the end of 3rd period I have to shit! Then it's me usually squirming in my seat for another 4 hours and 30 minutes and perry dogging some phantom shit. Bothers the heck out of me!

P.S
Why is it that when you chew corn it comes back WHOLE in your dumps? I know corn is fiber and our bodies can't fully digest fiber but, why does it come back in wholes and not in pieces? :huh
Duff McCartney
05-10-2005, 11:10 PM
Maybe Sequ has a tapeworm???

Maybe Sequ is a tapeworm.
Gallito
05-10-2005, 11:37 PM
....
Gatita
05-10-2005, 11:39 PM
Have any of you ever heard of "too much information"? Bunch of
filthy bastards http://www.improvingsex.com/smileys/pee.gif

:lol
Flea
05-11-2005, 08:14 AM
Lovely.......I eat salads all the time. Thanks for the visual effects I will be having at lunchtime.


:vomit
Flea
05-11-2005, 08:15 AM
Sequ crapped corn and I don't care...



:rollin
bigzak25
05-11-2005, 08:48 AM
10 out of 10 food products agree...not much difference between sequ's head and his ass...


of course....i'm just keeding.
pseudofan
05-11-2005, 10:04 AM
Yeah, well what I wanna know is why men EXPLODE on the toilet (and the seat, and the wall, and the floor), and I have yet to meet a woman who's excriment doesn't come neatly packaged and easily disposed of???!!!!!
N.Y. Johnny
05-11-2005, 05:36 PM
what a shitty thread this is
Faccia di Angelo
05-11-2005, 05:47 PM
Maybe you have Crohn's disease like someone tells me. lol whatever that is.
I sometimes have problems after I eat and at first felt it was just me being lactose intolerate but maybe its more than that. I just hate going to see a doctor. I'm scared of what I'll hear, so I rather not hear it at all.
Shelly
05-11-2005, 05:47 PM
Yeah, well what I wanna know is why men EXPLODE on the toilet (and the seat, and the wall, and the floor), and I have yet to meet a woman who's excriment doesn't come neatly packaged and easily disposed of???!!!!!


Okay, I have to go in Sequ mode for a second...

Was there corn in said explosion?
pseudofan
05-11-2005, 05:58 PM
Usually. It's difficult to answer that question since apparently the offensive bombs are dropped several times throughout the day......EVERYDAY....

Sometimes they contain the corn shrapnell and sometimes not.....
Shelly
05-11-2005, 06:00 PM
:lmao

If that's the case, then payback will be several trips to Nordstroms.
Ed Helicopter Jones
05-11-2005, 06:28 PM
Usually. It's difficult to answer that question since apparently the offensive bombs are dropped several times throughout the day......EVERYDAY....

Sometimes they contain the corn shrapnell and sometimes not.....

Ok, now I'm confused. Does Sequ invite you in to have a look at his "achievement" or does he just walk out and leave the carnage intact?

Or option C, is the little handle on the toilet just too high for him to reach so he calls you in for help?
Gatita
05-11-2005, 06:31 PM
Ok, now I'm confused. Does Sequ invite you in to have a look at his "achievement" or does he just walk out and leave the carnage intact?

Or option C, is the little handle on the toilet just too high for him to reach so he calls you in for help?

:lmao