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Shastafarian
05-09-2010, 02:34 PM
Since the offseason is soon upon us I thought I'd make a thread to appreciate the talent that is Jon Barry.

Having played for 9 teams in his career (never lasting more than 3 seasons ANYWHERE) Barry put up Hall-of-Fame numbers. Averaging a whopping 5.7 points/game on 43% shooting, he was thought to be the next coming of Jeff Hornacek. 2.2 Assists and 1.9 Rebounds per game were nothing to sneeze at either. Wikipedia even has trouble classifying his greatness


Career highlights and awards

* No notable achievements


Some say his durability was his greatest attribute. Barry was so reliable he played in all 82 games once in his illustrious 13 year career. Obviously that kind of toughness and fortitude is something every team seeks. That's why Barry started, in 13 years mind you, a total of 36 games. Teams loved him. Fans loved him. The next logical step was to go to the booth and give his unquestioned opinion on the game he loves so.

That's where our story picks up. Listening to him talk about the Suns and how he wanted them to win made me nostalgic for a good ole fashioned appreciation thread. "You wanted the Suns, but I bet even YOU didn't expect them to be up 3-0". Well put Wilbon. Maybe he can give us more insight on how much better of a Point Guard Steve Nash is than Tony Parker. After all, Parker could never make that pass.


So leave your appreciative comments below!

http://assets.espn.go.com/media/motion/2009/0614/DM_090614_nba_jb.jpg

Oh yeah, he's bald too.

ALVAREZ6
05-09-2010, 02:38 PM
Brent >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jon

exstatic
05-09-2010, 02:42 PM
Jon's always hated on the Spurs, even (and maybe especially) when Brent played for us. Ring envy of bro and dad, I suppose. Tres anillos, puta.

DAF86
05-09-2010, 02:42 PM
He's jelous 'cause his dad loves his brother more.

Shastafarian
05-09-2010, 02:44 PM
Jon's always hated on the Spurs, even (and maybe especially) when Brent played for us. Ring envy of bro and dad, I suppose. Tres anillos, puta.

I forgot! Jon is also without championships.

Texas_Ranger
05-09-2010, 02:45 PM
I forgot! Jon is also without championships.

He's also without an ''h'' in his name.

Cane
05-09-2010, 02:49 PM
He's not even liked by his fellow sportscasters. Probably the worst announcer around and I haven't listened to him in the past couple of months:

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Biggems
05-09-2010, 02:53 PM
Jon is jealous that Brent has a championship ring, a hot wife, a sense of humor, and is a way cooler dude.....

http://www.wagrankings.com/images/wives/nba/erin_barry.jpg
http://www.yaysports.com/nba/images/erin%20barry.jpg
http://www.sawoman.com/0706/images/profile2.jpg
http://www.sawoman.com/0706/images/profile1.jpg

HarlemHeat37
05-09-2010, 02:55 PM
He has definitely hated the Spurs for years, and he's just a horrible "analyst" overall, just like most of the other former NBA guys..especially guys on ESPN..

Libri
05-09-2010, 03:11 PM
Jon is jealous that Brent has a championship ring, a hot wife, a sense of humor, and is a way cooler dude.....

http://www.wagrankings.com/images/wives/nba/erin_barry.jpg
http://www.yaysports.com/nba/images/erin%20barry.jpg
http://www.sawoman.com/0706/images/profile2.jpg
http://www.sawoman.com/0706/images/profile1.jpg

No doubt, Erin was the best.

DesignatedT
05-09-2010, 03:13 PM
this guy is a complete tool.

tdunk21
05-09-2010, 03:16 PM
fuck jon barry.....he hates the spurs and his brother ....what is there to appreciate in this tool...

spurs10
05-09-2010, 03:18 PM
Jon's always hated on the Spurs, even (and maybe especially) when Brent played for us. Ring envy of bro and dad, I suppose. Tres anillos, puta.
Exactly....and how could his father not like his champion, likable, and funny son better than his loser, dickhead personality, and extremely bitter son?

Blackjack
05-09-2010, 03:19 PM
Barry iz uh greaaaate analyst . . . .


















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FOR ME TO POOP ON!

exstatic
05-09-2010, 03:20 PM
fuck jon barry.....he hates the spurs and his brother ....what is there to appreciate in this tool...

Sarcasm detection fail. Go back and re-read the first post again.

tdunk21
05-09-2010, 03:23 PM
Sarcasm detection fail. Go back and re-read the first post again.

i did not read the whole post...i just read the title

SpursTillTheEnd
05-09-2010, 03:24 PM
i0xEwLBHa-I

lmaoooooo they punked him bad he was ready to cry

LakerHater
05-09-2010, 03:40 PM
Who?

ffadicted
05-09-2010, 03:43 PM
Erin Barry is smoking hot

DAF86
05-09-2010, 03:55 PM
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One of his greatest plays ever.

alchemist
05-09-2010, 04:00 PM
His dad hates Pop
Jon hates the Spurs for some unknown reason.
Brent didn't end on the best of terms with Pop

blkroadrunners
05-09-2010, 04:41 PM
Jon is jealous that Brent has a championship ring, a hot wife, a sense of humor, and is a way cooler dude.....

I've always thought JB's negativity on the Spurs came from the jealous of his brother Brent, but I guess after Brent retired, things still haven't changed.

I personally don't care about his opinion that much about his view on the Spurs since he's a paid NBA analyst, but you can easily tell his bias from the pre-game show before the Cavs/Celtics game.

TIMMYD!
05-09-2010, 04:47 PM
I pretty much hate all analysts anyways.

jag
05-09-2010, 04:48 PM
Erin Barry is smoking hot

Doe
05-09-2010, 05:19 PM
He's a bitch, I'd rather listen to the Suns broadcast team. At least their homerism for the Suns and hate for the Spurs makes sense. Barry just sounds butthurt.

smeagol
05-09-2010, 05:48 PM
I'm sure Bones got all the chicks, being a surfer and all . . .

TD 21
05-09-2010, 05:51 PM
He has definitely hated the Spurs for years, and he's just a horrible "analyst" overall, just like most of the other former NBA guys..especially guys on ESPN..

What is his beef with the Spurs? Like you said, he clearly hates them, but why? Usually, with most biases from people who cover NBA, we know (or at least have an inkling) as to what the reasoning or genesis of that may be. With Barry, I have no idea. Was it the Spurs almost trading his brother, gradually lessening his role, then finally trading his brother? Maybe he didn't like the treatment he received, I don't know, but it's obvious he holds some type of grudge. The thing is, his brother doesn't (at least it's not obvious that he does), so why would he? The whole thing is strange.

He's amongst the worst and probably my most hated current NBA analyst. I'm not a fan of the ABC/ESPN coverage in general: They try too hard to be funny, I don't always feel like it's all about basketball even during the games and the coverage is so over the top Bryant, James, Lakers-centric that it's disgusting.

What is Johnson doing as an analyst? Isn't that a conflict of interest? The league should be embarrassed. I know they don't run these networks, but it's their product that's being shown and to me, it's being shown in a bad light on ABC/ESPN. For a league desperately trying to dispel the notion that their games are fixed, or favor certain teams, they're certainly doing nothing to quell that talk. I understand these networks want ratings and the Lakers, Celtics and James equal just that, but one time, at least pretend that they're not all just about them and don't care who wins and show someone else. When's the last time you saw an ABC game that wasn't Lakers, Cavaliers or Celtics? It's laughable.

Budkin
05-09-2010, 06:07 PM
He's a piece of shit. He was practically frothing at the mouth in 2008 when we were down 3-1 to the Lakers and saying that we didn't even have a chance to win one more game in the series. Fuck that guy. He was a worthless NBA player and he'll never be able to escape that.

slick'81
05-09-2010, 06:08 PM
he's bald and easily the less talented barry. enough said

rascal
05-09-2010, 06:12 PM
He has definitely hated the Spurs for years, and he's just a horrible "analyst" overall, just like most of the other former NBA guys..especially guys on ESPN..

The hate on this board is laughable just because a guy doesn't say nice things about the spurs. You losers have your feelings hurt?

DMX7
05-09-2010, 06:19 PM
Erin is da best forever.

Shastafarian
05-09-2010, 06:49 PM
The hate on this board is laughable just because a guy doesn't say nice things about the spurs. You losers have your feelings hurt?

Sup troll

HarlemHeat37
05-09-2010, 07:02 PM
lol rascal..

I've been here for like 2 years and I still haven't figured out if rascal is actually a Spurs fan..

Shastafarian
05-09-2010, 07:04 PM
lol rascal..

I've been here for like 2 years and I still haven't figured out if rascal is actually a Spurs fan..

He's a troll. Vander I think is actually a Spurs fan. But he's more in the Fabbs model of hating one or two people on the team no matter what.

Zzakk's Garage
05-10-2010, 12:40 AM
I know for a fact that Brent is still on good terms with at least some of the Spurs.
Bonner, Manu, and RC were at his 2009-2010 New Years Eve party.

Brother Jon probably wasn't invited.
Too much butt-hurt spoils a good time.


In his defense, Jon Barry never wore a ridiculous necktie, unlike some of those TV clowns.

They just weren't tight enough.
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