View Full Version : sons Titanic is on TBS right now
BRHornet45
05-09-2010, 11:19 PM
and us black folk just don't "get" this movie.
JMarkJohns
05-09-2010, 11:22 PM
I remember walking out of the theater after a date screaming "Man! I can't believe the boat sank!" and getting furious looks and "shut ups" from the audience waiting in line. Best part of the flick.
BRHornet45
05-09-2010, 11:23 PM
sons although I did see the Titanic exhibit in Las Vegas at the Luxor hotel. it is pretty neat-o
IronMexican
05-09-2010, 11:23 PM
Who doesn't know the boat sank?
BRHornet45
05-09-2010, 11:26 PM
Who doesn't know the boat sank?
son many black folk were straight up cheering when that boat sank like they did when OJ got acquitted. sad and pathetic I know, but its true.
4>0rings
05-09-2010, 11:27 PM
you're not black
BRHornet45
05-09-2010, 11:28 PM
you're not black
son don't call me black. I'm a Christian first! then an American. then a zebra
JMarkJohns
05-09-2010, 11:36 PM
Who doesn't know the boat sank?
It wasn't so much that I was giving something away so much as saying something everyone already knew within the context I delivered the line. Walking out of the theater talking about the movie, most people are going to be on edge about hearing something from the film. Then the way I said it, almost as if I was giving away the ending and people got riled. Such was the intention... Still puts a smile on my face.
BRHornet45
05-09-2010, 11:39 PM
It wasn't so much that I was giving something away so much as saying something everyone already knew within the context I delivered the line. Walking out of the theater talking about the movie, most people are going to be on edge about hearing something from the film. Then the way I said it, almost as if I was giving away the ending and people got riled. Such was the intention... Still puts a smile on my face.
son they should send your bitch ass back to Mexico
Trainwreck2100
05-09-2010, 11:43 PM
I can't believe that movie was the number 1 movie of all time. Only to be surpassed by a shittier movie made by the same guy
BRHornet45
05-09-2010, 11:45 PM
I can't believe that movie was the number 1 movie of all time. Only to be surpassed by a shittier movie made by the same guy
son Titanic would have made even more money than Avatar. back when Titanic came out movie tickets were what? $8??? ... now days they are like $155
Trainwreck2100
05-09-2010, 11:49 PM
son Titanic would have made even more money than Avatar. back when Titanic came out movie tickets were what? $8??? ... now days they are like $155
i believe they adjusted to gross ticket sales. Still Avatar was garbage bullshit that dumbasses who like twilight watch
BRHornet45
05-09-2010, 11:49 PM
Still Avatar was garbage bullshit that dumbasses who like twilight watch
son I will co-sign the shit out of that!
4>0rings
05-09-2010, 11:50 PM
son don't call me black. I'm a Christian first! then an American. then a zebraThe white part of the zebra.
baseline bum
05-09-2010, 11:51 PM
sons although I did see the Titanic exhibit in Las Vegas at the Luxor hotel. it is pretty neat-o
So did you live or die?
BRHornet45
05-09-2010, 11:53 PM
So did you live or die?
son I lived but the broad with me died
Trainwreck2100
05-09-2010, 11:54 PM
son I will co-sign the shit out of that!
Son all women who like that shit need they leg swept like a motherfucker. And all men that like that shit need to move to SOcal or wherever homos go to do homo shit. There being one asterisk to me statement. The guys who watch that shit cause it gets in the girls pants. They deserve a thumbs up for having to sit through hours of garbage in pursuit of dumbass poonani
jacobdrj
05-09-2010, 11:54 PM
I remember walking out of the theater after a date screaming "Man! I can't believe the boat sank!" and getting furious looks and "shut ups" from the audience waiting in line. Best part of the flick.
Newsflash: Germany looses after WW2 flick. Audience mocks director.
Oh, and Apollo 13 makes it back to Earth safely.
baseline bum
05-09-2010, 11:56 PM
son i lived but the broad with me died
m.o.b.
JMarkJohns
05-10-2010, 12:02 AM
Newsflash: Germany looses after WW2 flick. Audience mocks director.
Oh, and Apollo 13 makes it back to Earth safely.
I knew it going in. It was a joke on my part to the schmucks waiting in line. It was an asshole thing to do, but I'm an asshole. In the end I didn't give anything away that people didn't already know. And if I blew a surprise for the idiots, well, they deserved it for being idiots.
BRHornet45
05-10-2010, 12:40 AM
Son you are a woman beater and abuser. Son you say the women need to be physically harmed and men just sent to SoCal.
You crazy
son there are many ... hell, most women who deserve a good left hook to the jaw. just sayin
Trainwreck2100
05-10-2010, 12:50 AM
Son you are a woman beater and abuser. Son you say the women need to be physically harmed and men just sent to SoCal.
You crazy
Son i didn't say beaten i said leg swept, leg sweep to wake them up.
CubanSucks
05-10-2010, 12:52 AM
I was watching it and it reminded me of my cruise I took during spring break :depressed
Stringer_Bell
05-10-2010, 12:57 AM
I was watching it and it reminded me of my cruise I took during spring break :depressed
Holy fuck, did you hook up with a hot ass English lady only to suffer through a terrible boat wreck...and somehow survive to tell the tale?
Also, black people don't like this because 1) Black people hate the cold, therefore hate icebergs and 2) Black people are afraid to drown.
BRHornet45
05-10-2010, 01:02 AM
Also, black people don't like this because 1) Black people hate the cold, therefore hate icebergs and 2) Black people are afraid to drown.
son we prefer Amistad
CubanSucks
05-10-2010, 01:19 AM
Holy fuck, did you hook up with a hot ass English lady only to suffer through a terrible boat wreck...and somehow survive to tell the tale?
Also, black people don't like this because 1) Black people hate the cold, therefore hate icebergs and 2) Black people are afraid to drown.
No but we did reference that movie and quote it like a million times throughout that week. So seeing it after the fact is... :depressed
son we prefer Amistad
Was this entire thread to setup that joke? :lol
Actually, it is kind of racist how Djimon Hounsou always plays the slave.
Trainwreck2100
05-10-2010, 01:27 AM
Actually, it is kind of racist how Djimon Hounsou always plays the slave.
not in never back down or push, dat's cause he won his freedom at the end of gladiator
BRHornet45
05-10-2010, 01:44 AM
Was this entire thread to setup that joke? :lol
:lol
sons this thread is fucking hilarious and i completely agree.
I was actually arguing with some people about how Avatar was such a shitty movie and all they could come up with was that it looked amazing and was 3d.
As if that justifies making a piece of crap? Titanic being on tbs sucks balls but its still better than all those tyler perry piece of shit shows I can't understand being on there.
Meet the browns.
House of payne
All those mad black woman movies....
I don't understand how this shit is remotely funny or deserving to be on tv.
You're black BR, maybe you can key in on this phenomena I don't seem to understand.
BRHornet45
05-10-2010, 02:58 AM
sons this thread is fucking hilarious and i completely agree.
I was actually arguing with some people about how Avatar was such a shitty movie and all they could come up with was that it looked amazing and was 3d.
As if that justifies making a piece of crap? Titanic being on tbs sucks balls but its still better than all those tyler perry piece of shit shows I can't understand being on there.
Meet the browns.
House of payne
All those mad black woman movies....
I don't understand how this shit is remotely funny or deserving to be on tv.
You're black BR, maybe you can key in on this phenomena I don't seem to understand.
son some of Tyler's work was entertaining at first until he started completely appealing to white folk. now this ain't racist or anything praise the Lord ... but Tyler has been pimped by the white man. He got a taste of that dolla dolla bill and now look at his shows. dance puppet dance!
son I am now more curious as to where Leonardo Dicaprio's character in Titanic was able to get blond highlights in 1912?
sonic21
05-10-2010, 04:20 AM
Son i haven't watched avatar yet, and have no particular interest in doing so.
CubanSucks
05-10-2010, 02:48 PM
sons this thread is fucking hilarious and i completely agree.
I was actually arguing with some people about how Avatar was such a shitty movie and all they could come up with was that it looked amazing and was 3d.
As if that justifies making a piece of crap? Titanic being on tbs sucks balls but its still better than all those tyler perry piece of shit shows I can't understand being on there.
Meet the browns.
House of payne
All those mad black woman movies....
I don't understand how this shit is remotely funny or deserving to be on tv.
You're black BR, maybe you can key in on this phenomena I don't seem to understand.
son maybe you can do us all a favor and inform us all as to who's in your sig
EmptyMan
05-10-2010, 07:18 PM
not in never back down or push, dat's cause he won his freedom at the end of gladiator
lol
RGMCSE
05-10-2010, 07:34 PM
Son all women who like that shit need they leg swept like a motherfucker. And all men that like that shit need to move to SOcal or wherever homos go to do homo shit. There being one asterisk to me statement. The guys who watch that shit cause it gets in the girls pants. They deserve a thumbs up for having to sit through hours of garbage in pursuit of dumbass poonani
Son, I took this cute white chic to see this movie. I ended up with 2 kids and a wife. WTF???
Rob
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