tigers woods....

[clambake]

.....is a major wuss.

he cry's louder and longer than spurs fans do about refs.

[clambake]

waaahhhh i'm going through life changes waaahhhhh and everybody is watching waaahhhhh!!!!

[The Gemini Method]

I think he hurt his neck eating all that strange so now he's trying to say its stress-related.