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OGBobbyJohnson
05-11-2010, 09:19 PM
Man these two bullshit niggas been acting so uppity the last few days that I gots no choice but to break some history on these two fools. With how bitchmade they being, repping snitches like Kobe, dissing veteran OGs, and thinking they somebody, they lucky the police ain't digging caps out they domes bout now. (This kinda a long story, but be patient when you read there a lot of history)

Now, I'm a hardcore nigga with two blackhearts tatted on my face, but I feel something having to drop a dime on Koolaidman. He was a straight gangsta, ruthless. He do anything for Deuce. In short, we loved the nigga and respected him. He being a few years younger than us OGs, he was like our favorite nephew that we was grooming to take over the family bidness.

It all started wit him in 1986. I just got out the pen doing a 3 year stint for a 211 (that's armed robbery for you uppity fools that been raised in the burbs yo whole life), I had to do some community service during my probation so I went to work at this children's shelter.

That's where I found Koolaidman. Just a little man in those days, 10 years old and skinny as shit. The lady there told me he was born in Africa and that his mom and pops died of aids. Some charity found his ass in a hut, flies all over his face and crying and hungry. So they snatched him up and brought him to the states.

I got to hanging with him, like a mentor and shit. Now this little nigga was raw and looked as if he couldn't kill a fly, but there was something there. A killer. I saw potential.

So Ray-Ray, making big ends selling sherm and weed, spread some money around and got Koolaid to come home wit me.

With us, we showed him the ways of the hood. How to cook crack, how to put a potato on the barrel of a gat, how to handle hoes, all that shit. We turned him from skinny African nobody into a straight gangsta.

We also gave him the name he use now because this nigga is straight addicted to Koolaid. We be drinking 40s, and this fool would pass that shit up to get on some Koolaid. I think it's in his genes to like that shit. Lookie here, he came from a tribe of hunters that use to drink the blood of their kills, hoping to get all swole and powerful from it. So this nigga is just following his roots, but instead of blood it's red koolaid.

But it wasn't all work. We also showed him the game of basketball and along wit that, the Los Angeles Lakers.

Now in those days the Lakers were in Inglewood and the pride of the hood. They didn't have no snitch ass Kobe and played in the Forum instead of that uppity bullshit Staples Center.

Kooaidman loved them. And if any cracka or honky tried to come at him repping the Celtics, he'd put them down. That's how hardcore this dude was about the Lakers.

So, Hoover continued to get swole, dominating all the games in South Central. We all became millionaires. This is when Koolaid started disappearing for long stretches at a time. We found he was going to the Hills and hanging wit some uppity negro he called Lakaluva.

Now Koolaid had tons of rep, so any friend of his is a friend of ours. We felt like we owe it to Kool to give this no name nigga Lakaluva a chance.

When we first met this busta we was in the '64 one day ready to go to the club and drop some dolla bills in the thongs of some hoes. Koolaid said to us "Why don't we go pick my boy." So we did.

Here what this nigga look like when he first step out his crib:

http://passionweiss.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/crosscolours.jpg

Shit. We all busted up. Me, Ray-Ray, Loco, Bear. We busted this nigga's chops, telling his busta ass to quit trying to look like the lost member of Kid N Play. So we told him to get back inside and put on some man clothes, he ain't allowed to ride in the 64 looking like a fuckin cartoon.

Thing is, Koolaid didn't laugh or bust jokes. His face all serious. We kinda knew then that something might be going on wit these two, we just didn't know what.

All right dudes, I gotta bounce. I'll give yall part two in a bit.

Keep it real.

djohn2oo8
05-11-2010, 09:22 PM
:lmao

wijayas
05-11-2010, 09:57 PM
Man these two bullshit niggas been acting so uppity the last few days that I gots no choice but to break some history on these two fools. With how bitchmade they being, repping snitches like Kobe, dissing veteran OGs, and thinking they somebody, they lucky the police ain't digging caps out they domes bout now. (This kinda a long story, but be patient when you read there a lot of history)

Now, I'm a hardcore nigga with two blackhearts tatted on my face, but I feel something having to drop a dime on Koolaidman. He was a straight gangsta, ruthless. He do anything for Deuce. In short, we loved the nigga and respected him. He being a few years younger than us OGs, he was like our favorite nephew that we was grooming to over the family bidness.

It all started wit him in 1986. I just got out the pen doing a 3 year stint for a 211 (that's armed robbery for you uppity fools that been raised in the burbs yo whole life), I had to do some community service during my probation so I went to work at this children's shelter.

That's where I found Koolaidman. Just a little man in those days, 10 years old and skinny as shit. The lady there told me he was born in Africa and that his mom and pops died of aids. Some charity found his ass in a hut, flies all over his face and crying and hungry. So they snatched him up and brought him to the states.

I got to hanging with him, like a mentor and shit. Now this little nigga was raw and looked as if he couldn't kill a fly, but there was something there. A killer. I saw potential.

So Ray-Ray, making big ends selling sherm and weed, spread some money around and got Koolaid to come wit me.

With us, we showed him the ways of the hood. How to cook crack, how to put a potato on the barrel of a gat, how to handle hoes, all that shit. We turned him from skinny African nobody into a straight gangsta.

We also gave him the name he use now because this nigga is straight addicted to Koolaid. We be drinking 40s, and this fool would pass that shit up to get on some Koolaid. I think it's in his genes to like that shit. Lookie here, he came from a tribe of hunters that use to drink the blood of their kills, hoping to get all swole and powerful from it. So this nigga is just following his roots, but instead of blood it's red koolaid.

But it wasn't all work. We also showed him the game of basketball and along wit that, the Los Angeles Lakers.

Now in those days the Lakers were in Inglewood and the pride of the hood. They didn't have no snitch ass Kobe and played in the Forum instead of that uppity bullshit Staples Center.

Kooaidman loved them. And if any cracka or honky tried to come at him repping the Celtics, he'd put them down. That's how hardcore this dude was about the Lakers.

So, Hoover continued to get swole, dominating all the games in South Central. We all became millionaires. This is when Koolaid started disappearing for long stretches at a time. We found he was going to the Hills and hanging wit some uppity negro he called Lakaluva.

Now Koolaid had tons of rep, so any friend of his is a friend of ours.

When we first met this busta we was in the '64 one day ready to go to the club and drop some dolla bills in the thongs of some hoes. Koolaid said to us "Why do we go pick me boy." So we did.

Here what this nigga look like when he first step out his house:

http://passionweiss.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/crosscolours.jpg

Shit. We all busted up. Me, Ray-Ray, Loco, Bear. We busted this nigga's chops, telling his busta ass to quit trying to look like the lost member of Kid N Play. So we told him to get back inside and put on some man clothes, he ain't allowed to ride in the 64 looking like a fuckin cartoon.

Thing is, Koolaid didn't laugh or bust jokes. His face all serious. We kinda knew then that something might be going wit these two, we just didn't know what.

All right dudes, I gotta bounce. I'll give yall part two in a bit.

Keep it real.

:lmao :lmao :lmao

Can't wait for Part Two!!!! :lmao :lmao :lmao

TampaDude
05-11-2010, 10:03 PM
Man these two bullshit niggas been acting so uppity the last few days that I gots no choice but to break some history on these two fools. With how bitchmade they being, repping snitches like Kobe, dissing veteran OGs, and thinking they somebody, they lucky the police ain't digging caps out they domes bout now. (This kinda a long story, but be patient when you read there a lot of history)

Now, I'm a hardcore nigga with two blackhearts tatted on my face, but I feel something having to drop a dime on Koolaidman. He was a straight gangsta, ruthless. He do anything for Deuce. In short, we loved the nigga and respected him. He being a few years younger than us OGs, he was like our favorite nephew that we was grooming to over the family bidness.

It all started wit him in 1986. I just got out the pen doing a 3 year stint for a 211 (that's armed robbery for you uppity fools that been raised in the burbs yo whole life), I had to do some community service during my probation so I went to work at this children's shelter.

That's where I found Koolaidman. Just a little man in those days, 10 years old and skinny as shit. The lady there told me he was born in Africa and that his mom and pops died of aids. Some charity found his ass in a hut, flies all over his face and crying and hungry. So they snatched him up and brought him to the states.

I got to hanging with him, like a mentor and shit. Now this little nigga was raw and looked as if he couldn't kill a fly, but there was something there. A killer. I saw potential.

So Ray-Ray, making big ends selling sherm and weed, spread some money around and got Koolaid to come wit me.

With us, we showed him the ways of the hood. How to cook crack, how to put a potato on the barrel of a gat, how to handle hoes, all that shit. We turned him from skinny African nobody into a straight gangsta.

We also gave him the name he use now because this nigga is straight addicted to Koolaid. We be drinking 40s, and this fool would pass that shit up to get on some Koolaid. I think it's in his genes to like that shit. Lookie here, he came from a tribe of hunters that use to drink the blood of their kills, hoping to get all swole and powerful from it. So this nigga is just following his roots, but instead of blood it's red koolaid.

But it wasn't all work. We also showed him the game of basketball and along wit that, the Los Angeles Lakers.

Now in those days the Lakers were in Inglewood and the pride of the hood. They didn't have no snitch ass Kobe and played in the Forum instead of that uppity bullshit Staples Center.

Kooaidman loved them. And if any cracka or honky tried to come at him repping the Celtics, he'd put them down. That's how hardcore this dude was about the Lakers.

So, Hoover continued to get swole, dominating all the games in South Central. We all became millionaires. This is when Koolaid started disappearing for long stretches at a time. We found he was going to the Hills and hanging wit some uppity negro he called Lakaluva.

Now Koolaid had tons of rep, so any friend of his is a friend of ours.

When we first met this busta we was in the '64 one day ready to go to the club and drop some dolla bills in the thongs of some hoes. Koolaid said to us "Why do we go pick me boy." So we did.

Here what this nigga look like when he first step out his house:

http://passionweiss.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/crosscolours.jpg

Shit. We all busted up. Me, Ray-Ray, Loco, Bear. We busted this nigga's chops, telling his busta ass to quit trying to look like the lost member of Kid N Play. So we told him to get back inside and put on some man clothes, he ain't allowed to ride in the 64 looking like a fuckin cartoon.

Thing is, Koolaid didn't laugh or bust jokes. His face all serious. We kinda knew then that something might be going wit these two, we just didn't know what.

All right dudes, I gotta bounce. I'll give yall part two in a bit.

Keep it real.

:lmao :lmao

Mavs_man_41
05-11-2010, 10:17 PM
lmfao fucking owned :lmao just wow

ChrisRichards
05-11-2010, 11:50 PM
Man these two bullshit niggas been acting so uppity the last few days that I gots no choice but to break some history on these two fools. With how bitchmade they being, repping snitches like Kobe, dissing veteran OGs, and thinking they somebody, they lucky the police ain't digging caps out they domes bout now. (This kinda a long story, but be patient when you read there a lot of history)

Now, I'm a hardcore nigga with two blackhearts tatted on my face, but I feel something having to drop a dime on Koolaidman. He was a straight gangsta, ruthless. He do anything for Deuce. In short, we loved the nigga and respected him. He being a few years younger than us OGs, he was like our favorite nephew that we was grooming to take over the family bidness.

It all started wit him in 1986. I just got out the pen doing a 3 year stint for a 211 (that's armed robbery for you uppity fools that been raised in the burbs yo whole life), I had to do some community service during my probation so I went to work at this children's shelter.

That's where I found Koolaidman. Just a little man in those days, 10 years old and skinny as shit. The lady there told me he was born in Africa and that his mom and pops died of aids. Some charity found his ass in a hut, flies all over his face and crying and hungry. So they snatched him up and brought him to the states.

I got to hanging with him, like a mentor and shit. Now this little nigga was raw and looked as if he couldn't kill a fly, but there was something there. A killer. I saw potential.

So Ray-Ray, making big ends selling sherm and weed, spread some money around and got Koolaid to come home wit me.

With us, we showed him the ways of the hood. How to cook crack, how to put a potato on the barrel of a gat, how to handle hoes, all that shit. We turned him from skinny African nobody into a straight gangsta.

We also gave him the name he use now because this nigga is straight addicted to Koolaid. We be drinking 40s, and this fool would pass that shit up to get on some Koolaid. I think it's in his genes to like that shit. Lookie here, he came from a tribe of hunters that use to drink the blood of their kills, hoping to get all swole and powerful from it. So this nigga is just following his roots, but instead of blood it's red koolaid.

But it wasn't all work. We also showed him the game of basketball and along wit that, the Los Angeles Lakers.

Now in those days the Lakers were in Inglewood and the pride of the hood. They didn't have no snitch ass Kobe and played in the Forum instead of that uppity bullshit Staples Center.

Kooaidman loved them. And if any cracka or honky tried to come at him repping the Celtics, he'd put them down. That's how hardcore this dude was about the Lakers.

So, Hoover continued to get swole, dominating all the games in South Central. We all became millionaires. This is when Koolaid started disappearing for long stretches at a time. We found he was going to the Hills and hanging wit some uppity negro he called Lakaluva.

Now Koolaid had tons of rep, so any friend of his is a friend of ours. We felt like we owe it to Kool to give this no name nigga Lakaluva a chance.

When we first met this busta we was in the '64 one day ready to go to the club and drop some dolla bills in the thongs of some hoes. Koolaid said to us "Why do we go pick my boy." So we did.

Here what this nigga look like when he first step out his house:

http://passionweiss.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/crosscolours.jpg

Shit. We all busted up. Me, Ray-Ray, Loco, Bear. We busted this nigga's chops, telling his busta ass to quit trying to look like the lost member of Kid N Play. So we told him to get back inside and put on some man clothes, he ain't allowed to ride in the 64 looking like a fuckin cartoon.

Thing is, Koolaid didn't laugh or bust jokes. His face all serious. We kinda knew then that something might be going on wit these two, we just didn't know what.

All right dudes, I gotta bounce. I'll give yall part two in a bit.

Keep it real.



:lol:rollin:lol


love this troll

:lmao

Blake
05-14-2010, 08:29 AM
That's where I found Koolaidman. ..... Some charity found his ass in a hut, flies all over his face and crying and hungry.

:lol

midnightpulp
07-14-2011, 06:27 PM
Classic.

Part 2: http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=154232

Part 3: http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=154270

Koolaid_Man
07-14-2011, 06:34 PM
Classic.

Part 2: http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=154232

Part 3: http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=154270


you're really butthurt over Kool till you had to bring OGBobbyJohnson back....:lol but remember OGBobby is not a gangsta...he rides skateboards and does Nollie Flips...:lmao

4_fzLtiF7YI

midnightpulp
07-14-2011, 06:39 PM
you're really butthurt over Kool till you had to bring OGBobbyJohnson back....:lol but remember OGBobby is not a gangsta...he rides skateboards and does Nollie Flips...:lmao

4_fzLtiF7YI

I can bring him back, anytime. And his first order of bidness will be slapping your hoe ass around.

Koolaid_Man
07-14-2011, 06:41 PM
I can bring him back, anytime. And his first order of bidness will be slapping your hoe ass around.


nahhh he can't see Kool...not as long as he's turning tricks on skateboards...:lol you feel me...:lol

4_fzLtiF7YI

koriwhat
07-14-2011, 07:29 PM
I can bring him back, anytime. And his first order of bidness will be slapping your hoe ass around.

you're fuckin' lame and out of everyone on ST you're a fuckin' loser... who the fuck has the time to come up with some bs no one gives a fuck to read? you. who the fuck cares about putting that much effort into looking cool amongst internet forum members by making stupid shit up? you. who the fuck thinks they're funny by typing some dribble about others no one gives a fuck about? you. who the fuck has a complex but still tries to find ways to be accepted by others? you.

pathetic... i fuckin' hate this forum nowadays, yall are a bunch of pathetic stupid fucks and ST has totally gone down the shitter in the past 2-3 yrs with losers like you midnightretard. fuck!

midnightpulp
07-14-2011, 07:31 PM
you're fuckin' lame and out of everyone on ST you're a fuckin' loser... who the fuck has the time to come up with some bs no one gives a fuck to read? you. who the fuck cares about putting that much effort into looking cool amongst internet forum members by making stupid shit up? you. who the fuck thinks they're funny by typing some dribble about others no one gives a fuck about? you. who the fuck has a complex but still tries to find ways to be accepted by others? you.

pathetic... i fuckin' hate this forum nowadays, yall are a bunch of pathetic stupid fucks and ST has totally gone down the shitter in the past 2-3 yrs with losers like you midnightretard. fuck!

:lol

Axe Murderer
07-14-2011, 07:33 PM
you're fuckin' lame and out of everyone on ST you're a fuckin' loser... who the fuck has the time to come up with some bs no one gives a fuck to read? you. who the fuck cares about putting that much effort into looking cool amongst internet forum members by making stupid shit up? you. who the fuck thinks they're funny by typing some dribble about others no one gives a fuck about? you. who the fuck has a complex but still tries to find ways to be accepted by others? you.

pathetic... i fuckin' hate this forum nowadays, yall are a bunch of pathetic stupid fucks and ST has totally gone down the shitter in the past 2-3 yrs with losers like you midnightretard. fuck!

Koolaid_Man
07-14-2011, 07:35 PM
you're fuckin' lame and out of everyone on ST you're a fuckin' loser... who the fuck has the time to come up with some bs no one gives a fuck to read? you. who the fuck cares about putting that much effort into looking cool amongst internet forum members by making stupid shit up? you. who the fuck thinks they're funny by typing some dribble about others no one gives a fuck about? you. who the fuck has a complex but still tries to find ways to be accepted by others? you.

pathetic... i fuckin' hate this forum nowadays, yall are a bunch of pathetic stupid fucks and ST has totally gone down the shitter in the past 2-3 yrs with losers like you midnightretard. fuck!


Sorry dude...but I'm adding this shit to my sig soon....It's classic imo...:toast

dirk4mvp
07-14-2011, 07:35 PM
speaking of going in the shitter (no stop thinking about the random queers at the bar you hang out with, faggot) that's your first good one in a while.

BlackSwordsMan
07-14-2011, 07:36 PM
you're fuckin' lame and out of everyone on ST you're a fuckin' loser... who the fuck has the time to come up with some bs no one gives a fuck to read? you. who the fuck cares about putting that much effort into looking cool amongst internet forum members by making stupid shit up? you. who the fuck thinks they're funny by typing some dribble about others no one gives a fuck about? you. who the fuck has a complex but still tries to find ways to be accepted by others? you.

pathetic... i fuckin' hate this forum nowadays, yall are a bunch of pathetic stupid fucks and ST has totally gone down the shitter in the past 2-3 yrs with losers like you midnightretard. fuck!

I agree

koriwhat
07-14-2011, 07:38 PM
speaking of going in the shitter (no stop thinking about the random queers at the bar you hang out with, faggot) that's your first good one in a while.

bieber... nuff said.

midnightpulp
07-14-2011, 07:39 PM
speaking of going in the shitter (no stop thinking about the random queers at the bar you hang out with, faggot) that's your first good one in a while.

Indeed. Perry's been dogging it likely so it was nice to see a return to form. He needs to give up his pipe dream of being a tattoo artist (lol, can't even draw stars) and just stick to melting down on Spurstalk, which appears to be his true calling in life.

koriwhat
07-14-2011, 07:39 PM
seriously, fuck you all!

dirk4mvp
07-14-2011, 07:39 PM
bieber... nuff said.

trailer trash version of anthony kiedis... nuff said.

dirk4mvp
07-14-2011, 07:41 PM
Indeed. Perry's been dogging it likely so it was nice to see a return to form. He needs to give up his pipe dream of being a tattoo artist (lol, can't even draw stars) and just stick to melting down on Spurstalk, which appears to be his true calling in life.

tbh, I'm wondering if any of these random group of dipshits ever trusted him to give them a tattoo and ending up getting something that a 2nd grader could've tatted on them.

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs007.snc3/11457_1127022667955_1598848008_30321909_7072746_n. jpg

Koolaid_Man
07-14-2011, 07:42 PM
Indeed. Perry's been dogging it likely so it was nice to see a return to form. He needs to give up his pipe dream of being a tattoo artist (lol, can't even draw stars) and just stick to melting down on Spurstalk, which appears to be his true calling in life.

He's just speaking truth...talk about dropping dimes on Midget....I know I had some problems with some gay slur Laker fans but they never tried to fuck me like Koriwhat just did you...He really put you in your place midget...and I agree with him...but I let you carry on for sheer entertainment value. :lol

ohmwrecker
07-14-2011, 07:43 PM
How the fuck did I miss this?!

midnightpulp
07-14-2011, 07:44 PM
you're fuckin' lame and out of everyone on ST you're a fuckin' loser... who the fuck has the time to come up with some bs no one gives a fuck to read? you. who the fuck cares about putting that much effort into looking cool amongst internet forum members by making stupid shit up? you. who the fuck thinks they're funny by typing some dribble about others no one gives a fuck about? you. who the fuck has a complex but still tries to find ways to be accepted by others? you.

pathetic... i fuckin' hate this forum nowadays, yall are a bunch of pathetic stupid fucks and ST has totally gone down the shitter in the past 2-3 yrs with losers like you midnightretard. fuck!

Hey, Perry, if reference to wasting my time coming up with shit no one cares about, this was some of my better work:

Joseph-Gordon Levitt interview about playing our very own Koriwhat in his upcoming movie "Hesher."

Except from the interview:

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2010/01/23/arts/23hesher/blogSpan.jpg

Shad Jenkinship: What exactly is a "hesher?"

Joseph Gordon-Levitt: (laughs) How can I describe this while still being politically correct. (pauses) They're typically a lower-class Southern male - but they have been known to exist all over the country and world - who are very aggressive and anti-social, but have a unique style and attitude. They have long hair, a perpetual black eye and bloody lip, listen to heavy metal, and seemingly can't grow facial hair beyond the peach fuzz phase, no matter how old they are.

Basically, they're the guy who carves the Slayer logo into his chest, sells bags of Oregano disguised as marijuana to middle-schoolers, dismisses personal hygiene, huffs paint, dreams of one day owning a Camaro I-ROC, lights small animals on fire, carries nunchucks in his back pocket, jerks off into the mayonnaise at the grocery store before putting it back onto the shelf, and generally just likes to cause trouble for the hell of it.

SJ: I understand your character in the movie was based off a real person.

JGL: Yeah. A guy named Perry who lives in San Antonio.

SJ: Tell me about your preparation for the role, which took you to San Antonio where you spent six weeks with Perry.

JGL: (laughs for a good minute) This guy is something else. He picks me up at the airport in this 1984 Firebird that looks like complete hell. Like it just had an accident. I get in, and the odor of turpentine hits me like a hammer. At my feet are a pile of turpentine soaked rags that I presume Perry was using to get high. I politely tell him that the odor is making me sick and then ask him if we could put them in the trunk. He simply tells me, "Fuck no, fag."

http://www.nordstromsauto.com/CARPHOTOS/1/GG6920-1.jpg
Perry's 1984 Firebird

SJ: (laughs) How was the ride to your hotel?

JGL: Brutal. I have my head out the window like a dog, gasping for air, feeling near death, and here's Perry head-banging away to Judas Priest's "Breaking the Law" with not a care in the world.

SJ: Most people would've walked away at the point.

JGL: I was close, trust me. Especially when Perry started masturbating at a railroad stop. But the reason I signed on to "Hesher" was for the challenge, so enduring six weeks with this person was simply going to be another part of that challenge. And I figured it would all be worth it if it would allow me to bring more authenticity to the character.

SJ: Tell me about some of your experiences with Perry.

JGL: Hanging out with him, I never knew what the next day would bring...

SJ: Before you begin, I have to ask: Did you actually participate in any of these situations, many of which I assume were illegal?

JGL: No. I just observed. And I told Perry that I would report him if he were to do anything super serious, like kill a dog, blow up a car, call in a bomb threat to the Alamo, or something. He called me a "pussy ass bitch" for that, but I could tell the message got through to him. Still, he was disappointed. Later he confessed to me that he wanted to dig up a grave.

SJ: So what did you see Perry do?

JGL: Wow. Not sure if I can remember everything. The guy literally lives to bother other people, so each day was filled with such. He'd drive down the street and call every passing pedestrian a fag. He filled water balloons with urine and threw them at parked cars. He bought a stack of pornographic magazines and put them on the steps at a church. He tried to crash a local high-school dance. One of his favorite things to do is to go to a public place and step into someone's picture as they're taking it. As funny as that seems, I think it's an expression of his desire to have friends and to be accepted by normal society.

SJ: He doesn't have any friends?

JGL: No. Everyone seems to hate the guy, which I felt bad about, but at the same time, could completely understand. He's a very abrasive, obnoxious, and destructive individual.

SJ: Did you become friends with him?

JGL: I tried, but he made things difficult. I told him that when "Hesher" premieres at Sundance, I'd fly him out, all expenses paid. He responded by asking me if he'd be able to dry hump Natalie Portman. At that point, I felt it best to cut off all contact with him. I will say this, though, without his "tutelage," so to speak, I don't think I would've been able to bring the same level of realism to the role as I did. For that, I will always be indebted to him.

SJ: Do you think you'll contact him again?

JGL: It's doubtful. I can only take being called a fag so many times.

"Hesher" comes to theaters in limited release on April 1st.


www.hesherinfo.com

Trailer:

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DPG21920
07-14-2011, 07:44 PM
Koriwhat posts so much about not caring.

Axe Murderer
07-14-2011, 07:45 PM
you're fuckin' lame and out of everyone on ST you're a fuckin' loser... who the fuck has the time to come up with some bs no one gives a fuck to read? you. who the fuck cares about putting that much effort into looking cool amongst internet forum members by making stupid shit up? you. who the fuck thinks they're funny by typing some dribble about others no one gives a fuck about? you. who the fuck has a complex but still tries to find ways to be accepted by others? you.

pathetic... i fuckin' hate this forum nowadays, yall are a bunch of pathetic stupid fucks and ST has totally gone down the shitter in the past 2-3 yrs with losers like you midnightretard. fuck!





















































































































































you're fuckin' lame and out of everyone on ST you're a fuckin' loser... who the fuck has the time to come up with some bs no one gives a fuck to read? you. who the fuck cares about putting that much effort into looking cool amongst internet forum members by making stupid shit up? you. who the fuck thinks they're funny by typing some dribble about others no one gives a fuck about? you. who the fuck has a complex but still tries to find ways to be accepted by others? you.

pathetic... i fuckin' hate this forum nowadays, yall are a bunch of pathetic stupid fucks and ST has totally gone down the shitter in the past 2-3 yrs with losers like you midnightretard. fuck!

koriwhat
07-14-2011, 07:45 PM
Indeed. Perry's been dogging it likely so it was nice to see a return to form. He needs to give up his pipe dream of being a tattoo artist (lol, can't even draw stars) and just stick to melting down on Spurstalk, which appears to be his true calling in life.

we got people like you here who have no social life because you're a fuckin' weirdo with a complex and yet you try to dis me? hahaha! how many meds are you on not by choice? fuckin' whacked out dipshit!

ain't that some shit, some fuckin' pathetic fuck who can't even get his shit straight coming in here trying to dis me... hahaha! that's almost as good as the bieber faggot still trying his hardest to look cool here. yall epitomize what's wrong with anonymity of the internet.

redzero
07-14-2011, 07:46 PM
I want to see that Hesher movie.

Koolaid_Man
07-14-2011, 07:51 PM
midget gettin his shit pushed way way way in by Koriwhat tbh....

midnightpulp
07-14-2011, 07:51 PM
tbh, I'm wondering if any of these random group of dipshits ever trusted him to give them a tattoo and ending up getting something that a 2nd grader could've tatted on them.

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs007.snc3/11457_1127022667955_1598848008_30321909_7072746_n. jpg

The dude in the Zoo York shirt is definitely dipshit looking enough to let Perry use his body as a canvas so he can "hone his craft." After getting a tribal arm band that looks like smeared shit on a brick wall, I could totally see Zoo York saying, "Hehe. Awesome, dude. You got skills," further deluding Perry into believing himself a legit tattoo artist.

Koolaid_Man
07-14-2011, 07:52 PM
no matter what you say midget Koriwhat won this battle...He's made you look like this....small....

koriwhat
07-14-2011, 07:53 PM
trailer trash version of anthony kiedis... nuff said.

you have to have lived in a trailer to be tailer trash. i've never lived in a trailer in my life! never, not once but i'm sure you'd love to believe the shit you spew because in the eyes of your internet audience you think you're a god and you'd hope they'd worship you sorry ass. pathetic.


tbh, I'm wondering if any of these random group of dipshits ever trusted him to give them a tattoo and ending up getting something that a 2nd grader could've tatted on them.

you can make fun of my work all you want homie, but truth be told, you can't hold a candle to what i can do. you talk big but reality is, you're nothing and you know it. behind the monitor you act like you know what you speak of but you don't. recognize! i know people just like you in real life, well besides the gay ass bieber cut and retard look you sport, that are all talk mr know-it-all's but when it comes time to prove themselves, they shit the bed because they ain't shit. like i said before, recognize and know your place you little faggot.


Koriwhat posts so much about not caring.

fuck you too mr wannabe-cool-internet-hot-shot

Koolaid_Man
07-14-2011, 07:55 PM
you have to have lived in a trailer to be tailer trash. i've never lived in a trailer in my life! never, not once but i'm sure you'd love to believe the shit you spew because in the eyes of your internet audience you think you're a god and you'd hope they'd worship you sorry ass. pathetic.



you can make fun of my work all you want homie, but truth be told, you can't hold a candle to what i can do. you talk big but reality is, you're nothing and you know it. behind the monitor you act like you know what you speak of but you don't. recognize! i know people just like you in real life, well besides the gay ass bieber cut and retard look you sport, that are all talk mr know-it-all's but when it comes time to prove themselves, they shit the bed because they ain't shit. like i said before, recognize and know your place you little faggot.



fuck you too mr wannabe-cool-internet-hot-shot


Man....I wouldn't cross Koriwhat....he's owning my bitches DPG and Midget....you can have them Ho's......I was tired of sitting my cold beer mugs on top of their heads anyways...:hat

ohmwrecker
07-14-2011, 07:55 PM
The other leg says, "blunts blunts blunts".

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/28922_129739583702772_100000001946985_360670_42314 90_n.jpg

midnightpulp
07-14-2011, 07:56 PM
you have to have lived in a trailer to be tailer trash. i've never lived in a trailer in my life! never, not once but i'm sure you'd love to believe the shit you spew because in the eyes of your internet audience you think you're a god and you'd hope they'd worship you sorry ass. pathetic.



you can make fun of my work all you want homie, but truth be told, you can't hold a candle to what i can do. you talk big but reality is, you're nothing and you know it. behind the monitor you act like you know what you speak of but you don't. recognize! i know people just like you in real life, well besides the gay ass bieber cut and retard look you sport, that are all talk mr know-it-all's but when it comes time to prove themselves, they shit the bed because they ain't shit. like i said before, recognize and know your place you little faggot.



fuck you too mr wannabe-cool-internet-hot-shot

He knows his place. A person superior to yourself that is bound by his position of superiority to constantly make fun of you.

koriwhat
07-14-2011, 07:57 PM
The dude in the Zoo York shirt is definitely dipshit looking enough to let Perry use his body as a canvas so he can "hone his craft." After getting a tribal arm band that looks like smeared shit on a brick wall, I could totally see Zoo York saying, "Hehe. Awesome, dude. You got skills," further deluding Perry into believing himself a legit tattoo artist.

again, making fun of others you have no clue about and yet we all here know you're a fuckin' pathetic loser who can't keep his shit straight. no matter how hard you try to dis others, you still have to live with the fact that you're worse off than anyone out there because you're all fucked up in the head... i bet you cry at night wishing you could be "normal", i also think you look for sympathy too considering you spewed your worthless life story here, well there will be no pity from me because there's kids dying on the streets, people with no limbs, etc and yet here's some little faggot named midnightretard acting hard behind a monitor.

cry me a river you little pos!

dirk4mvp
07-14-2011, 07:58 PM
you can make fun of my work all you want homie,

I can and I will, mainly because you suck at what you do. What kind of tattoo "artist" can't get starts right?


Also this guy calls someone's "look" retarded. crofl.


http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs007.snc3/11457_1127022667955_1598848008_30321909_7072746_n. jpg

Koolaid_Man
07-14-2011, 07:58 PM
dam...you white boys are gangsta and violent with words towards each other....don't try to put all this shit on my niggas.....lol

dirk4mvp
07-14-2011, 08:00 PM
dam...you white boys are gangsta and violent with words towards each other....don't try to put all this shit on my niggas.....lol

sup white guy.

midnightpulp
07-14-2011, 08:00 PM
I can and I will, mainly because you suck at what you do. What kind of tattoo "artist" can't get starts right?


Also this guy calls someone's "look" retarded. crofl.


http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs007.snc3/11457_1127022667955_1598848008_30321909_7072746_n. jpg

Koolaid the MC Hammer looking motherfucker at the bottom, washing down the semen he just sucked from Koriwhat's penis with an ice cold brewski.

koriwhat
07-14-2011, 08:01 PM
The other leg says, "blunts blunts blunts".

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/28922_129739583702772_100000001946985_360670_42314 90_n.jpg

needle and thread, but seeing as you've never held a fuckin' tattoo machine before i wouldn't expect you to know the difference.

make fun of my work, it's the cool thing to do just like my non-high school diploma or my "tube socks" or my hair or whatever else fancy's you... it's all good! you can't cut a diamond!

Koolaid_Man
07-14-2011, 08:01 PM
you cats keep going...I got my popcorn ready....let me go get a red bull I will be right back....this shit getting good....anytime i can witness midget getting his ass jack hammered I'm all eyes....

slice his fucking head off Koriwhat....expose that OCD complex, pedo, sickly maniac....

midnightpulp
07-14-2011, 08:02 PM
again, making fun of others you have no clue about and yet we all here know you're a fuckin' pathetic loser who can't keep his shit straight. no matter how hard you try to dis others, you still have to live with the fact that you're worse off than anyone out there because you're all fucked up in the head... i bet you cry at night wishing you could be "normal", i also think you look for sympathy too considering you spewed your worthless life story here, well there will be no pity from me because there's kids dying on the streets, people with no limbs, etc and yet here's some little faggot named midnightretard acting hard behind a monitor.

cry me a river you little pos!

:lmao

Vintage. Fuckin' grade A vintage, my man.

Koolaid_Man
07-14-2011, 08:04 PM
Koriwhat just threaten to post a pic of some water and that will send midget Pedo running for cover...or he just might call 911....

BlackSwordsMan
07-14-2011, 08:04 PM
For a viking it is the ultimate honor to die on the battlefield and be taken to Valhalla by a Valkyrie to become an einherjar, for when Ragnarok comes they will march side by side with the gods into battle and fight with all their might knowing that Surtur will spread his fire and all shall burn, all shall die.

Koolaid_Man
07-14-2011, 08:05 PM
Koriwhat winning in the 5th round 195 to 78...I expect a knockout next round....knock his punk ass out

ohmwrecker
07-14-2011, 08:05 PM
needle and thread, but seeing as you've never held a fuckin' tattoo machine before i wouldn't expect you to know the difference.

make fun of my work, it's the cool thing to do just like my non-high school diploma or my "tube socks" or my hair or whatever else fancy's you... it's all good! you can cut a diamond!

koriwhaaaat?!

Relax, bro. You sure are wound tight for a pothead. Put on some Lee "Scratch" Perry, or something and chill.

midnightpulp
07-14-2011, 08:14 PM
koriwhaaaat?!

Relax, bro. You sure are wound tight for a pothead. Put on some Lee "Scratch" Perry, or something and chill.

He's wound tight because he knows he'll never amount to shit as a tattoo artist, and it will soon become another failed venture of his (like the sticker design business) that his family will make fun of at the dinner table during the holidays.

Uncle Lester, "Hey, Perry, tell us about that time you wanted to be a tattoo artist? Heard you couldn't even get stars right."

Everyone cracks up as Perry slouches in his chair, ashamed.

BlackSwordsMan
07-14-2011, 08:15 PM
bullshit anyone can get stars right stop making up this malarkey

ohmwrecker
07-14-2011, 08:18 PM
"sticker design business" . . . wtf?

Axe Murderer
07-14-2011, 08:21 PM
sup ######swordsman

Koolaid_Man
07-14-2011, 08:23 PM
He's wound tight because he knows he'll never amount to shit as a tattoo artist, and it will soon become another failed venture of his (like the sticker design business) that his family will make fun of at the dinner table during the holidays.

Uncle Lester, "Hey, Perry, tell us about that time you wanted to be a tattoo artist? Heard you couldn't even get stars right."

Everyone cracks up as Perry slouches in his chair, ashamed.


but you're an expert pedophile....:lol

Axe Murderer
07-14-2011, 08:31 PM
lol Koriwhat'sTattooGun

should be approved by 2019

DMC
07-14-2011, 09:44 PM
but you're an expert pedophile....:lol
You ever eat a carp?

LnGrrrR
07-14-2011, 09:47 PM
:lol but remember OGBobby is not a gangsta...he rides skateboards and does Nollie Flips...:lmao

Skateboarding = Not Gangsta

Whitewater rafting = Gangsta

Thanks for that tip.

DPG21920
07-14-2011, 11:35 PM
How am I a wannabe hot shot? Also, I remember when in order to try and protect your e rep you don't care about you lied about not having friends with dreadlocks when I took a guess and said that you did.

Koolaid_Man
07-15-2011, 07:12 AM
You ever eat a carp?


I've been down on a woman a time or two thousand so yes....:lol

but I only fuck with the clit and the labia I never eat or lick the dark cavity...:lol

Koolaid_Man
07-15-2011, 07:20 AM
Skateboarding = Not Gangsta

Whitewater rafting = Gangsta

Thanks for that tip.


You are right...Whitewater is inherently more dangerous and life risking...it's a mans mans sport...

Doing Nollie Flips on Skateboards like OG Bobby Johnson *aka* Midget is not...check it out: :lol

Gangsta:

YyhpyCJZI4k


Not Gangsta:

4_fzLtiF7YI

koriwhat
07-15-2011, 06:02 PM
He's wound tight because he knows he'll never amount to shit as a tattoo artist, and it will soon become another failed venture of his (like the sticker design business) that his family will make fun of at the dinner table during the holidays.

Uncle Lester, "Hey, Perry, tell us about that time you wanted to be a tattoo artist? Heard you couldn't even get stars right."

Everyone cracks up as Perry slouches in his chair, ashamed.

please do tell about this "sticker design business" you speak of because i've never ever had a "sticker design business" to begin with, i do print design which sticker design falls into the same field. keep reaching, fuckin' midget!

i hope you drown, it'll be a great day when we all find out you died from the very thing you're afraid of. gasp gasp little fuckin' insane faggot!

btw, i love how yall try to pick anything apart and yet yall haven't mentioned my shark, coral reefs, turtle, stingray, treble clef, bass clef, etc... just them freehand stars the size of rice. :lmao i'd let you use my machine but i know damn well your ass couldn't even get a quarter of a star right so why you buckin'? oh yeah, because you're safe behind your monitor.


How am I a wannabe hot shot? Also, I remember when in order to try and protect your e rep you don't care about you lied about not having friends with dreadlocks when I took a guess and said that you did.

i didn't lie, i fuckin' forgot. i couldn't care less if someone white, black, etc has dreads... doesn't matter to me. and i don't have no e-rep and don't give a fuck about no e-rep. yall are a bunch of dumbfucks tbh.

DMC
07-15-2011, 06:16 PM
I've been down on a woman a time or two thousand so yes....:lol

but I only fuck with the clit and the labia I never eat or lick the dark cavity...:lol
Don't act like you don't know what a carp is. You've watched a few brown corks go under I would bet.

DMC
07-15-2011, 06:17 PM
Whitewater is dangerous if you are doing it. It's a ride if a guide is doing it. Even kids whitewater raft.

Koolaid_Man
03-21-2013, 11:26 AM
for those that didn't know midnight pulp is OGBobbyJohnson and you can clearly see his gay fascination with me through the years..to say he's doesn't dream about Kool would be an understatement...:lol

I like his effort...he actually spends the time to think about it and to type it all out...I wish I had more fans like him...Part 1

midnightpulp
03-21-2013, 11:45 AM
for those that didn't know midnight pulp is OGBobbyJohnson and you can clearly see his gay fascination with me through the years..to say he's doesn't dream about Kool would be an understatement...:lol

I like his effort...he actually spends the time to think about it and to type it all out...I wish I had more fans like him...Part 1

Simply a myth you created without a shred of evidence supporting your claim.

It's been long known that OGBobbyJohnson is Jamstone.

And damn, did Jammy ever own your monkey ass with the great OGBobbyJohnson.