Definition of a D*ck Rider from the D*ck Holder

[Koolaid_Man]

you ho's riding my dick know who you are...file this away for those lonely nights when you dreaming of a dick to ride...90% of you ho's fall into this category with one being more prominent than others...:toast

1. one who uses the male penis of another as a mode of transportation willfully to gain social or financial status with no regard of self itegrity or how they are percieved by others.

2. A male who is consistently kissing another man's ass in attempt to gain his acceptance, laughs a little too loud at jokes in an attempt to fit in, seems to mold himself out of another man he admires <scary!> wanting to be just like another dude so much it gets to the point where it becomes an abnormal obssession that causes his idol to try to avoid him and his idol's girlfriend to get freaked out by the dick rider's clinginess.

3. someone esp. a male who is always on another male dick. always talking about that guy, bringing up his name.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dick%20rider

[jag]

Gay ass laker fan

[OGBobbyJohnson]

Man, nigga, you done sunk to an all time low.

Dropping the dime on yourself and Lakaluva and the kind of bidness you do to each either that you think we don't know about.

Deuce knows all that goes on within the set, busta.

We knew what kinda shit you was into with Lakaluva when the crew got you the finest hoe we all ever seen for yo birthday and she came out of you room in two minutes telling us you were unable to get that shit hard.

We then heard you on the phone with Luva telling him that pussy just ain't tight enough no more after you got use to his asshole.

You think we didn't know, did you partner?

And we know Luva ride yo dick and you hold his.

[NRHector]

Man, nigga, you done sunk to an all time low.

Dropping the dime on yourself and Lakaluva and the kind of bidness you do to each either that you think we don't know about.

Deuce knows all that goes on within the set, busta.

We knew what kinda shit you was into with Lakaluva when the crew got you the finest hoe we all ever seen for yo birthday and she came out of you room in two minutes telling us you were unable to get that shit hard.

We then heard you on the phone with Luva telling him that pussy just ain't tight enough no more after you got use to his asshole.

You think we didn't know, did you partner?:rollin

[duhoh]

OG beastin on these suckas

[mogrovejo]

You forgot to erase the link at the bottom of the post, retard. If you keep the link, people won't think you're the author.

[NRHector]

you ho's riding my dick know who you are...file this away for those lonely nights when you dreaming of a dick to ride...90% of you ho's fall into this category with one being more prominent than others...:toast

1. one who uses the male penis of another as a mode of transportation willfully to gain social or financial status with no regard of self itegrity or how they are percieved by others.

2. A male who is consistently kissing another man's ass in attempt to gain his acceptance, laughs a little too loud at jokes in an attempt to fit in, seems to mold himself out of another man he admires <scary!> wanting to be just like another dude so much it gets to the point where it becomes an abnormal obssession that causes his idol to try to avoid him and his idol's girlfriend to get freaked out by the dick rider's clinginess.

3. someone esp. a male who is always on another male dick. always talking about that guy, bringing up his name.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dick%20riderAll this description fit you perfectly specially #3 since you're always making threads about Kobe