Sex during Class

[TheMACHINE]

hahha...WTF?! lol

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-sex-in-class,0,845196.story

Students Engaged in Sex Act During Class, Parents Say


The Oxnard School district is investigating claims that the boy and girl
engaged in oral sex while other students watched a film.
KTLA News
1:06 PM PDT, May 11, 2010


OXNARD, Calif. -- School district officials in Oxnard are investigating
reports that two students engaged in a sex act during class and that
other students watched and even took video and photos of the incident.


Investigators say the alleged sex act took place at Haydock Intermediate
School on March 26th.


"A serious allegation has been made that there was a sexual encounter
between two students," said Assistant Superintendent Sean Goldman.


The incident is said to have involved an 8th grade boy and a 7th grade
girl during a reading class.


The reports come from parents who say that the two students engaged in
oral sex in the back of the room while the rest of the class, 25 to 30
students, watched a film. They say there was a video made of the alleged
incident and other students knew what was going on.


Parent, Silvia Ramirez, tells KTLA she saw the video and is outraged.
She says the teacher knew what was going on but did nothing. Ramirez
says that teacher should be fired.


The district, however, says it cannot confirm that any sexual encounter
occurred in the classroom, Goldman said. Officials are investigating to
find out what did happen and whether there was any wrongdoing. Goldman
said details are not being released to protect student and employee
privacy.


The teacher, who has not been identified, has been placed on paid
administrative leave, pending the outcome of the investigation,
according to the district. District officials say they are not sure if
the teacher knew what was going on and didn't report it or just was
unaware of what was happening.


The allegations came to light after a parent filed a complaint about a
bullying issue, Goldman said. School administrators were investigating
that matter when someone tipped them off about the alleged sexual
encounter, he said.


The investigation is expected to conclude within a week, and officials
said they plan to release their findings to the parents of the students
involved.


Copyright © 2010, KTLA-TV, Los Angeles

[BlackSwordsMan]

this used to happen all the time at edison
freaky mexi girls

[Sisk]

I want to shake that guy's hand.

[Stringer_Bell]

This happened at a middle school?
There was bullying involved after the fact?
Whose fault is it the 7th grade girl was in an 8th grade class sucking dick on camera phone while the class was watching the Lion King?

I blame the administration! (as always)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Wow

[MiamiHeat]

when I was in middle school 7th grade, 99% of the students never even seen a blowjob.

nowadays, kids go home, go online, and see more XXX sex than your mothers ever did.

unsupervised computers are to blame for this imo. children don't have their innocence anymore

[SpursStalker]

when I was in middle school 7th grade, 99% of the students never even seen a blowjob.



Are you serious?

:lol

[MiamiHeat]

Are you serious?

:lol

plus, what if a husband wanted to be her first blowjob? now its ruined

[J.T.]

plus, what if a husband wanted to be her first blowjob? now its ruined

lol at you suggesting a man would wait until marriage to get head

[SpursStalker]

plus, what if a husband wanted to be her first blowjob? now its ruined

Read post below ...


lol at you suggesting a man would wait until marriage to get head

:lol

Exactly!!!

[MiamiHeat]

lol at you suggesting a man would wait until marriage to get head

i meant his wife

now that girl is no longer a blow-gin

[MiamiHeat]

Read post below ...



:lol

Exactly!!!

i waited , my first everything sexual was with my wife. hers too. it was very special :)

[J.T.]

What kind of wack ass Christian private school did you go to where girls think marriage is some kind of prerequisite for oral sex?

[SpursStalker]

i waited , my first everything sexual was with my wife. hers too. it was very special :)

Well I'm happy for you!

[MiamiHeat]

What kind of wack ass Christian private school did you go to where girls think marriage is some kind of prerequisite for oral sex?

she's no longer a blow-gin now

i really do blame computer use. there is no innocence anymore in children.....

[J.T.]

she's no longer a blow-gin now

i really do blame computer use. there is no innocence anymore in children.....

What does computer use have to do with anything? I found a box of Playboys and cheesy pornos taped off HBO in my dad's closet when I was like eight or nine years old. Same shit different flavor.

[MiamiHeat]

What does computer use have to do with anything? I found a box of Playboys and cheesy pornos taped off HBO in my dad's closet when I was like eight or nine years old. Same shit different flavor.

it was a catholic private school but i believe Jesus loves you anyway even if you watch porn.

plus, hbo softcore is not the same as the crap you can find online. it's not the same.

plus, the kids talk to each other online, where they can giggle and laugh at all sorts of XXX hardcore or grotesque stuff that you never had access to.

did you know that WWW = World Wide Web = 666 in hebrew?

Jesus needs to be brought back in our lives.

It's very sad that a 7th grade girl is now a porn star sucking on cock.

[SpursStalker]

it was a catholic private school but i believe Jesus loves you anyway even if you watch porn.

plus, hbo softcore is not the same as the crap you can find online. it's not the same.

plus, the kids talk to each other online, where they can giggle and laugh at all sorts of XXX hardcore or grotesque stuff that you never had access to.

did you know that WWW = World Wide Web = 666 in hebrew?

Jesus needs to be brought back in our lives.

It's very sad that a 7th grade girl is now a porn star sucking on cock.

How is she a porn star cause she sucked one dick ...

:lol

I must be a porn queen by now

[MiamiHeat]

Well I'm happy for you!

thank you, kind of you. sexual urges are just reproductive hormones trying to get you to have babies. it's dumb and easy to control. it's much more special if you wait and do it for love.

God bless you all.

Amen.

[MiamiHeat]

How is she a porn star cause she sucked one dick ...

:lol

I must be a porn queen by now

are you saying there are some videos of SpursTalker giving oral ?

can't be a porn star if it wasn't recorded and uploaded !

do you have the proof?

[SpursStalker]

are you saying there are some videos of SpursTalker giving oral ?

can't be a porn star if it wasn't recorded and uploaded !

do you have the proof?

:lmao

And it's SpursStalker

[J.T.]

thank you, kind of you. sexual urges are just reproductive hormones trying to get you to have babies. it's dumb and easy to control. it's much more special if you wait and do it for love.

God bless you all.

Amen.

Don't listen to this guy. Sex is an itch you need scratched just like food and water. It doesn't have to be about love. I hooked up with this chick like two weeks ago and didn't even get her name. Do it for love? :lmao

[SpursStalker]

Don't listen to this guy. Sex is an itch you need scratched just like food and water. It doesn't have to be about love. I hooked up with this chick like two weeks ago and didn't even get her name. Do it for love? :lmao

What's love got to do with it ....

:lol

[MiamiHeat]

Don't listen to this guy. Sex is an itch you need scratched just like food and water. It doesn't have to be about love. I hooked up with this chick like two weeks ago and didn't even get her name. Do it for love? :lmao

believe it or not, there was a time when people cared about such things. before our society devolved (IMO) into what it is today where nobody takes things seriously anymore

[J.T.]

believe it or not, there was a time when people cared about such things. before our society devolved (IMO) into what it is today where nobody takes things seriously anymore

There was also a time when people thought cigarettes were good for you, voted to ban alcohol, and elected George W. Bush as president twice. Bottomline is people are stupid. That's why they get caught on camera sucking cock in the 7th grade.

[SpursStalker]

There was also a time when people thought cigarettes were good for you, voted to ban alcohol, and elected George W. Bush as president twice. Bottomline is people are stupid. That's why they get caught on camera sucking cock in the 7th grade.

:lmao

*nail meet hammer head*

[MiamiHeat]

There was also a time when people thought cigarettes were good for you, voted to ban alcohol, and elected George W. Bush as president twice. Bottomline is people are stupid. That's why they get caught on camera sucking cock in the 7th grade.

There are reasons why people took things seriously. Things we have forgotten, or parents failed to teach their children. With all the divorces, single parent households, nobody to really teach the children, it's no surprise our society is where it is.

She's a 7th grader. What is that, 11 or 12 years old?

She is a pre-pubescent child.


If you were a General of the US military, would you hand out M-16's automatic rifles with live ammunition in them as soon as recruits got off the bus?

No, you don't. You train them first, have them learn and be prepared until they are ready to use the weapon, and ready to use real ammunition.


She is a child. You don't hand her the keys to what adults do at her age. Because she will use them and end up hurting herself.

She is not trained for life yet. So you keep these "weapons" or "knowledge" of adult things, such as sex, away from them until they are older.

That is what people used to refer to as, "child like innocence"

[bus driver]

i used to get hand jobs on the bus home from school. :wakeup

[MiamiHeat]

i used to get hand jobs on the bus home from school. :wakeup

Jesus still loves you, it's ok. You are a product of the computer generation. Hopefully, parents learn to watch their kids computer time.

[LnGrrrR]

i waited , my first everything sexual was with my wife. hers too. it was very QUICK AND UNSATISFYING SEXUALLY:)

fify :lol



I'm just teasing Miami :)

[J.T.]

I knew about sex when I was 12. I guess my parents missed the bus too, huh? You can only parent about sex so much, MH. I bet every boy in the 7th grade knows how to jack off, is that the Internet's fault too? This was a fucking blowjob! It's not like he was doing her doggy style over the stair railing during 2nd period.

[easjer]

MH, you seriously overestimate the innocence of children and purity of ages past.

Humanity really hasn't changed all that much, and back in the days before www, television, porn mags, there were people living in much closer conditions and more squalid conditions. Have you seen the sizes of homes and dwellings from back in the day? Kids saw their parents having sex, kids saw animals having sex.

The prudish notions you are claiming to have been of times gone by are pretty well a Victorian construct (before that, a Puritan construct). Society swings in terms of sexual expression - freedom, repression, freedom, repression. The repression often occurs at the hands of religious zealots, incidentally. Once one form is common-place, value begins to be placed on the opposite. It's less common, and therefore more attractive. So more and more people begin to adopt that attitude as being attractive, and the shift begins anew.

[MiamiHeat]

MH, you seriously overestimate the innocence of children and purity of ages past.

Humanity really hasn't changed all that much, and back in the days before www, television, porn mags, there were people living in much closer conditions and more squalid conditions. Have you seen the sizes of homes and dwellings from back in the day? Kids saw their parents having sex, kids saw animals having sex.

The prudish notions you are claiming to have been of times gone by are pretty well a Victorian construct (before that, a Puritan construct). Society swings in terms of sexual expression - freedom, repression, freedom, repression. The repression often occurs at the hands of religious zealots, incidentally. Once one form is common-place, value begins to be placed on the opposite. It's less common, and therefore more attractive. So more and more people begin to adopt that attitude as being attractive, and the shift begins anew.

I do not believe that. Sure children explored and were curious, but they didn't know of all of the advanced sexual techniques and suave moves.

and Jesus is not a prude. It is exactly those type of attitudes that have destroyed our society into what it is today.

If you love to learn and are smart = you are a nerd, outcast

If you don't give your body to just anyone = you are a prude

It's really sad to see what has happened.

There was a time when we took things more seriously than we do today, and for good reasons. Along the line, people became arrogant and thought our ancestors didn't know anything, and began to throw out all the "constrictions" to enjoy a hedonistic lifestyle. Oblivious to the consequences.

[MiamiHeat]

I knew about sex when I was 12. I guess my parents missed the bus too, huh? You can only parent about sex so much, MH. I bet every boy in the 7th grade knows how to jack off, is that the Internet's fault too? This was a fucking blowjob! It's not like he was doing her doggy style over the stair railing during 2nd period.

It's still a very, very intimate act.

Humans are mostly territorial when it comes to relationships.

If you're a woman who loves to go around the block, don't be surprised that your new boyfriend doesn't want to marry you or take you seriously.

You aren't "his", you've given your most private self to everyone.

When you both belong to each other, you feel much happier and feel more connected and dedicated to each other. Much less likely to leave your partner.

People used to know this.

[SpursStalker]

I knew about sex when I was 12. I guess my parents missed the bus too, huh? You can only parent about sex so much, MH. I bet every boy in the 7th grade knows how to jack off, is that the Internet's fault too? This was a fucking blowjob! It's not like he was doing her doggy style over the stair railing during 2nd period.

Wanna have sex on the playground JT?

:wow

[MiamiHeat]

Wanna have sex on the playground JT?

:wow

can Mouse record it and upload it? he won't disturb you, promise

[JoeChalupa]

It scares the crap out of me having a 10yr old daughter what kids know these days. I saw a text message from a girl who was talking about cum on her boyfriends arm.

[J.T.]

Wanna have sex on the playground JT?

:wow

Yes.


can Mouse record it and upload it? he won't disturb you, promise

If anyone's going to record it it's gonna be me.

[SpursStalker]

can Mouse record it and upload it? he won't disturb you, promise

:nope

[J.T.]

It scares the crap out of me having a 10yr old daughter what kids know these days. I saw a text message from a girl who was talking about cum on her boyfriends arm.

Rookie. She'll get better at learning how to clean up the mess.

[JoeChalupa]

Rookie. She'll get better at learning how to clean up the mess.

:lol What do you suggest...swallow?

[MiamiHeat]

:nope

SOME PORN STAR YOU ARE :rolleyes

[JoeChalupa]

Well, I ended up calling the girls mom and telling her about it. Was that wrong? Should I not be reading my kids text messages? Is that spying? I grabbed my 16 yr olds and started reading and I guess they talk in rap/slang code because it looked like gibberish to me.

[MiamiHeat]

Well, I ended up calling the girls mom and telling her about it. Was that wrong? Should I not be reading my kids text messages? Is that spying? I grabbed my 16 yr olds and started reading and I guess they talk in rap/slang code because it looked like gibberish to me.

you can go online and research all of the slang to decipher it.

start with google.

[JoeChalupa]

you can go online and research all of the slang to decipher it.

start with google.

I'm thinking a code red will have greater effect.

[SpursStalker]

Yes.



If anyone's going to record it it's gonna be me.

:clap

[Trainwreck2100]

Don't listen to this guy. Sex is an itch you need scratched just like food and water.

no its not

[SpursStalker]

SOME PORN STAR YOU ARE :rolleyes

We've already discussed this issue, have we not?

I'm NOT a porn star, I am a porn QUEEN!!

:D

[mrsmaalox]

It scares the crap out of me having a 10yr old daughter what kids know these days. I saw a text message from a girl who was talking about cum on her boyfriends arm.

A 10 year old with a boyfriend?! Damn at that age I was all about playing the field :lol

[JoeChalupa]

A 10 year old with a boyfriend?! Damn at that age I was all about playing the field :lol

Well I'm doing my best to keep the field covered!! :lol

[MiamiHeat]

A 10 year old with a boyfriend?! Damn at that age I was all about playing the field :lol

At 10 years old, I was catching frogs and lizards, playing football and basketball with my friends, opening up my war chest collection of fake ninja swords, plastic machine guns, plastic grenades, commando knives, and guns and having huge mock wars with my friends... and playing video games on the SNES.

I didn't start thinking about girls "in that way" until I was around 14.

You guys were giving hand jobs and going on dates at 12. Weird.

[JoeChalupa]

I'm with MH on this one. At ten I was not thinking about sex but I was a late bloomer and a virgin until I was 18.

[J.T.]

no its not

Obviously you're happy in your relationship with Rosie Palmer and her five sisters then.

[jacobdrj]

did you know that WWW = World Wide Web = 666 in hebrew?



There is no W sound in Hebrew.

And 666 has no significance to Jews.

Satan is nothing more than an accusing angel in the 5 books, not some anti-god.

[J.T.]

I'm with MH on this one. At ten I was not thinking about sex but I was a late bloomer and a virgin until I was 18.

That's normal, Joe. Get into your 20s without a lay like Trainwreck and then there's problems.

[redzero]

That boy is really going to get a head in life.

[MiamiHeat]

There is no W sound in Hebrew.

And 666 has no significance to Jews.

Satan is nothing more than an accusing angel in the 5 books, not some anti-god.

The Hebrew equivalent of our "w" is the letter "vav" or "waw". The numerical value of vav is 6.

www = 666

The internet age brings us closer to the apocalypse. The corruption of our youth, the free flowing of radical ideas.

God save us all.

[mrsmaalox]

Well, I ended up calling the girls mom and telling her about it. Was that wrong? Should I not be reading my kids text messages? Is that spying? I grabbed my 16 yr olds and started reading and I guess they talk in rap/slang code because it looked like gibberish to me.

Personally I would not have called the other parents, just raked my own kid over the coals.

As far as spying on your kids goes, I think if more parents did there'd be less of them on tv saying , "but we never knew" when their kid goes off the deep end and kills themself or someone else.

In my house, if I pay for the phone or computer, it is my property and I pretty much have the right to see the contents any time I want. My kids are 16, 14, and 12 and we've NEVER had a problem with it.

[J.T.]

I didn't start thinking about girls "in that way" until I was around 14.

Dude, you missed out on prime years for pretending you had Superman's see-thru vision to imagine what the girls in your class looked like naked. This cheerleader girl sat across the room from me in 8th grade and I saw her underwear like everyday. Omg if I could go back in time.

[Kermit]

The Hebrew equivalent of our "w" is the letter "vav" or "waw". The numerical value of vav is 6.

www = 666

The internet age brings us closer to the apocalypse. The corruption of our youth, the free flowing of radical ideas.

God save us all.

The internet is bringing us to the Apocalypse? Cool.

[Blue Jew]

there is no w sound in hebrew.

And 666 has no significance to jews.

Satan is nothing more than an accusing angel in the 5 books, not some anti-god.

+1

[MiamiHeat]

That's normal, Joe. Get into your 20s without a lay like Trainwreck and then there's problems.

There are no problems. Men and woman do not need to have sex with just anyone. They could, but not all do. That doesn't mean they have a problem.

[J.T.]

There are no problems. Men and woman do not need to have sex with just anyone. They could, but not all do. That doesn't mean they have a problem.

Not having game is a problem. Sorry if your ten commandments version of sexual relations doesn't agree with this. I can understand you saying 12 years olds shouldn't be having sex, but grown ass adults? GTFO.

[jacobdrj]

The Hebrew equivalent of our "w" is the letter "vav" or "waw". The numerical value of vav is 6.

www = 666

The internet age brings us closer to the apocalypse. The corruption of our youth, the free flowing of radical ideas.

God save us all.

Vov is the v sound, not W. Wow is the European inability to enunciate, and a bastardization of the original enunciation.

It could just as easily be the veis sound bastardized to w, than WWW would be 222. What significance does that number hold in Christianity?

[MiamiHeat]

Not having game is a problem. Sorry if your ten commandments version of sexual relations doesn't agree with this. I can understand you saying 12 years olds shouldn't be having sex, but grown ass adults? GTFO.

Tricking a woman, or trying to woo them with "game" is childish. Anyone can lie to a woman, or put on a fake act.

I am a believer in being an honest, strong, kind person and just letting things happen naturally. If you like the woman, go after her. Don't need any tricks.

[JudynTX]

:lol:lol @ this thread turning into religion.

[mrsmaalox]

At 10 years old, I was catching frogs and lizards, playing football and basketball with my friends, opening up my war chest collection of fake ninja swords, plastic machine guns, plastic grenades, commando knives, and guns and having huge mock wars with my friends... and playing video games on the SNES.

I didn't start thinking about girls "in that way" until I was around 14.

You guys were giving hand jobs and going on dates at 12. Weird.

No dear, not "you guys". I was being facetious, and saying the same as you---at 10, the only field I was playing on was behind my house and we really played there.

[Kermit]

Vov is the v sound, not W. Wow is the European inability to enunciate, and a bastardization of the original enunciation.

It could just as easily be the veis sound bastardized to w, than WWW would be 222. What significance does that number hold in Christianity?

The number of pubes St. Peter but in Judas' mouth when he was sleeping. That jokester.

[JoeChalupa]

Personally I would not have called the other parents, just raked my own kid over the coals.

As far as spying on your kids goes, I think if more parents did there'd be less of them on tv saying , "but we never knew" when their kid goes off the deep end and kills themself or someone else.

In my house, if I pay for the phone or computer, it is my property and I pretty much have the right to see the contents any time I want. My kids are 16, 14, and 12 and we've NEVER had a problem with it.

Yeah, my wife told me I shouldn't call the parents but I told her if it was my kid sending that kind of crap I'd want to know about it. They did thank me for letting me know though but I had met them. I knew they may get offended but when it comes to something like this I don't care and I'll do what I have to do. I don't play the mister niceguy bit.

[Trainwreck2100]

Obviously you're happy in your relationship with Rosie Palmer and her five sisters then.


That's normal, Joe. Get into your 20s without a lay like Trainwreck and then there's problems.

Im an ugly lazy fuck in a dead end job with retarded social skills. That doesn't mean i can't get some though. Don't know why you're attacking me, we can't all find cokewhores when we're in out late teens

[JoeChalupa]

:lol:lol @ this thread turning into religion.

:lol Soon that petrified boot will show up.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Im an ugly lazy fuck in a dead end job with retarded social skills. That doesn't mean i can't get some though. Don't know why you're attacking me, we can't all find cokewhores when we're in out late teens

Unpossible.

Give it a few years. There will be tons of happily married chicas at your beck and call.

[JoeChalupa]

I didn't get "game" until later in life but when I did I was off and running!

[J.T.]

Tricking a woman, or trying to woo them with "game" is childish. Anyone can lie to a woman, or put on a fake act.

I am a believer in being an honest, strong, kind person and just letting things happen naturally. If you like the woman, go after her. Don't need any tricks.

Playing the game qualifies your bullshit criterion for not just "sleeping with anyone". Just being a nice guy doesn't get you laid, ask Trainwreck.

[JudynTX]

I didn't get "game" until later in life but when I did I was off and running!

:lol :lol

[MiamiHeat]

Vov is the v sound, not W. Wow is the European inability to enunciate, and a bastardization of the original enunciation.


The letter W is normally transliterated as vav, or waw.

666 = vvv, or www.

I believe centuries of historians and translators know more about this subject than you do.

God bless you.

[marini martini]

How do we know for sure the little slut wasn't the receiver instead of the giver.

[J.T.]

Im an ugly lazy fuck in a dead end job with retarded social skills. That doesn't mean i can't get some though. Don't know why you're attacking me, we can't all find cokewhores when we're in out late teens

I'm just busting you son. No offense.

[JoeChalupa]

Im an ugly lazy fuck in a dead end job with retarded social skills. That doesn't mean i can't get some though. Don't know why you're attacking me, we can't all find cokewhores when we're in out late teens

Do you get asked if you are gay all the time? I know I did because I was single, young, thin and neat.

[CuckingFunt]

God bless you all.

Amen.

I don't get the strategy behind this troll move. Do you think everyone has forgotten the amount of time you spent arguing against the existence of God in the religious threads?

[Trainwreck2100]

Playing the game qualifies your bullshit criterion for not just "sleeping with anyone". Just being a nice guy doesn't get you laid, ask Trainwreck.

True, ain't been a nice guy in many years, no difference, but it does save me money

[JoeChalupa]

I don't get the strategy behind this troll move. Do you think everyone has forgotten the amount of time you spent arguing against the existence of God in the religious threads?

Busted!! :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

Do you get asked if you are gay all the time? I know I did because I was single, young, thin and neat.

not neat, but i do occasionally get hit on by gay men and black women. yech.

[JudynTX]

How do we know for sure the little slut wasn't the receiver instead of the giver.

:lmao:toast

[MiamiHeat]

Playing the game qualifies your bullshit criterion for not just "sleeping with anyone". Just being a nice guy doesn't get you laid, ask Trainwreck.

You have really generalized ideas about the world.

Being honest, strong, and kind does no way make the person a "nice guy"

Now you are going to go on about how "nice guys finish last" and how "women respect assholes" right?

What's that go to do with being a strong, assertive, kind, honest person and letting things happen naturally?

Believe it, if you have your head on right, you take care of yourself, you have a good career, women will notice. You won't need any fake tricks or acts.

[Trainwreck2100]

You have really generalized ideas about the world.

Being honest, strong, and kind does no way make the person a "nice guy"

Now you are going to go on about how "nice guys finish last" and how "women respect assholes" right?

What's that go to do with being a strong, assertive, kind, honest person and letting things happen naturally?

Believe it, if you have your head on right, you take care of yourself, you have a good career, women will notice. You won't need any fake tricks or acts.

that's all you need :greedy=bitches

[MiamiHeat]

I don't get the strategy behind this troll move. Do you think everyone has forgotten the amount of time you spent arguing against the existence of God in the religious threads?

I made a mistake back then. I was running from God, it was foolish of me.

No need to bring up my past mistakes.

and please, troll? When do I ever troll? I have never trolled even once on this website. Everything I post, is 100% accurate. You can take that to the bank.

[Kermit]

Believe it, if you have your head on right, you take care of yourself, you have a good career, women will notice. You won't need any fake tricks or acts.

How many people do you know that fit these qualities? This is why "game" exists.

[J.T.]

Now you are going to go on about how "nice guys finish last" and how "women respect assholes" right?

What's that go to do with being a strong, assertive, kind, honest person and letting things happen naturally?

Go watch the movie "Just Friends". Pretty much nailed what happens to nice guys to the letter. You can't buy attraction, and nice guys don't know this. They'll figure it out one of these days. I'd say nerds and fat people finish last for sure though.

[CuckingFunt]

and please, troll? When do I ever troll? I have never trolled even once on this website. Everything I post, is 100% accurate. You can take that to the bank.

Sure it is, PT.

[MiamiHeat]

How many people do you know that fit these qualities? This is why "game" exists.

My best friend Alex. We have been friends since the 3rd grade. No joke. We went to the same middle school too, but went to different high schools ( I got into a magnet school and he went to a regular high school)

Right now, he's a firefighter, just got married a few months ago, and we still play football so we are in shape. We've been playing sports since middle school, every week.

He has one of the hottest (physically) wives you can ever see, and she was the one pursuing him.

Got to get your shit together instead of wasting your time lying to girls to get a few minutes of primal hormonal rewards. Plus, you will feel better about yourself too.

[DisAsTerBot]

My best friend Alex. We have been friends since the 3rd grade. No joke. We went to the same middle school too, but went to different high schools ( I got into a magnet school and he went to a regular high school)

Right now, he's a firefighter, just got married a few months ago, and we still play football so we are in shape. We've been playing sports since middle school, every week.

He has one of the hottest (physically) wives you can ever see, and she was the one pursuing him.

Got to get your shit together instead of wasting your time lying to girls to get a few minutes of primal hormonal rewards. Plus, you will feel better about yourself too.

aaaand yourself?

[MiamiHeat]

Go watch the movie "Just Friends". Pretty much nailed what happens to nice guys to the letter. You can't buy attraction, and nice guys don't know this. They'll figure it out one of these days. I'd say nerds and fat people finish last for sure though.

Again, what does that have to do with real men?

You are living in a world of perceived generalizations.

Expand your mind to realize men do exist who are strong, assertive, KIND and HONEST, and are NOT pushovers or nice guys.

But apparently you get your facts of life from movies, so I dunno.

[mrsmaalox]

My best friend Alex. We have been friends since the 3rd grade. No joke. We went to the same middle school too, but went to different high schools ( I got into a magnet school and he went to a regular high school)

Right now, he's a firefighter, just got married a few months ago, and we still play football so we are in shape. We've been playing sports since middle school, every week.

He has one of the hottest (physically) wives you can ever see, and she was the one pursuing him.

Got to get your shit together instead of wasting your time lying to girls to get a few minutes of primal hormonal rewards. Plus, you will feel better about yourself too.

Good for him. But were he and his wife virgins when they married? Getting your shit together and getting your primal hormonal rewards can be done simultaneously.

[easjer]

Way to make assumptions, MH.

I didn't give any guy handjobs or blowjobs but my husband. He is the only person I ever slept with.

So I guess I qualify under your rules.

But I think your rules can and do often put sex on a much higher plane that it really is. I would encourage my children not to treat sex (or their bodies) too casually, and let them know I think sex is better when it's shared with someone you have an emotional connection to, I'm not going to tell them it's a mystical thing that should revered to the point of inaccessibility or adoration.

It is still sex, in the end, whether it's shared with one partner or many.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

How many people do you know that fit these qualities? This is why "game" exists.

Good friend of mine fits this description, but he can't talk his way out of a wet paper bag.

He met this 25 year old hottie not too long ago. I recently caught up with him and asked how it was going. He said he had to cut her loose because all she wanted to do was come over his house and suck his dick.

I wanted to punch him in the throat.

He just doesn't know what to do with a woman after getting in the door. He's completely inept at having and maintaining a relationship. It's sad, really.

[J.T.]

But apparently you get your facts of life from movies, so I dunno.

I get most of my life lessons from personal experiences, like making mistakes and learning from them. God forbid someone accurately portrays an aspect of life on film. Shit.

[LnGrrrR]

Go watch the movie "Just Friends". Pretty much nailed what happens to nice guys to the letter. You can't buy attraction, and nice guys don't know this. They'll figure it out one of these days. I'd say nerds and fat people finish last for sure though.

Nerds don't finish last if they are nerds that make money.

Otherwise... yeah. They have to hope for a hot nerdy girl to be with.

I'm a nerd, but I keep it on the inside, plus I'm in the military so that helped. :lol

[marini martini]

God, the subjects keep changing around so much in this thread, it's almost like I haven't taken my meds!!!:dizzy

[J.T.]

I'm a nerd, but I keep it on the inside, plus I'm in the military so that helped. :lol

Are you like a hardcore nerd though? Like this obviously virgin freckled ginger kid wearing glasses I saw walking out of Iron Man 2 complaining in the most nerdy voice possible after hearing his friend say he can't find his keys, "Gee, I feel really encouraged by that considering you drove here!" He even fucked up sarcasm! WTF?

[MiamiHeat]

I get most of my life lessons from personal experiences, like making mistakes and learning from them. God forbid someone accurately portrays an aspect of life on film. Shit.

yeah that was rude of me

I saw that movie too

[JoeChalupa]

not neat, but i do occasionally get hit on by gay men and black women. yech.

Once you go...oh, never mind.

[JoeChalupa]

I was that "nice guy" for many years and would get the infamous "I like you as a friend" line all the time but alcohol did turn some of those friends into booty calls.

[J.T.]

I was that "nice guy" for many years and would get the infamous "I like you as a friend" line all the time but alcohol did turn some of those friends into booty calls.

What you do is hit on another girl in front of her and she'll stop thinking of you as a friend if she likes you back any.

Probably doesn't help you now but I always liked seeing the answers to the test so I know what I missed.

[Trainwreck2100]

What you do is hit on another girl in front of her and she'll stop thinking of you as a friend if she likes you back any.

Probably doesn't help you now but I always liked seeing the answers to the test so I know what I missed.

I hate looking back on the bitches i missed honestly.

[Jekka]

It's still a very, very intimate act.

Humans are mostly territorial when it comes to relationships.

If you're a woman who loves to go around the block, don't be surprised that your new boyfriend doesn't want to marry you or take you seriously.

You aren't "his", you've given your most private self to everyone.

When you both belong to each other, you feel much happier and feel more connected and dedicated to each other. Much less likely to leave your partner.

People used to know this.

I'm so glad that there are still good people around like you who will bear the burden of upholding the double standard.

[LnGrrrR]

Are you like a hardcore nerd though? Like this obviously virgin freckled ginger kid wearing glasses I saw walking out of Iron Man 2 complaining in the most nerdy voice possible after hearing his friend say he can't find his keys, "Gee, I feel really encouraged by that considering you drove here!" He even fucked up sarcasm! WTF?

I will quote the relevant parts of my post...



I'm a nerd, but I keep it on the inside, plus I'm in the military so that helped. :lol

I like pretty much any "nerdy" thing there is.

However, I'm not ugly, and I have good personal hygiene. That makes a big difference. I also don't share my nerdiness with total strangers or out in public.

I knew someone new to work, who heard from another person that I played DnD once or twice when I was in high school (didn't care for it much). Within five minutes, he was telling me about some high-level wizard character he had.

That's just messed up. When your imaginary persona is more interesting than you are, you need help.

[MiamiHeat]

I'm so glad that there are still good people around like you who will bear the burden of upholding the double standard.

in case you missed it, I said I waited too.

and secondly, I also said "belong to each other" to further show I mean it both ways

but if you want to get upset and spew some feminist crap on me, go ahead.

[SpursStalker]

:lol:lol @ this thread turning into religion.

Just like every other thread here ....

:lol

*waits in the playgroud for JT*

[z0sa]

this thread was good for some lulz

[LnGrrrR]

Just like every other thread here ....

:lol

*waits in the playgroud for JT*

*sneaks behind the swingset with a camera* :lol

[SpursStalker]

*sneaks behind the swingset with a camera* :lol

Don't forget to take the lens cap off ...

:lol

[panic giraffe]

At 10 years old, I was catching frogs and lizards, playing football and basketball with my friends, opening up my war chest collection of fake ninja swords, plastic machine guns, plastic grenades, commando knives, and guns and having huge mock wars with my friends... and playing video games on the SNES.

I didn't start thinking about girls "in that way" until I was around 14.

You guys were giving hand jobs and going on dates at 12. Weird.

and you're in your twenties, right? all that means is that your parents did an excellent job of turning you into a mushroom. it's ok to be sheltered, but when you grow up, most people see the world for what it really is...

at 12 i was doing what any good 12 year old should do, smokin' weed, skatin' my life away, playing guitar, and mackin' on older bitches that i had no chance with.


The Hebrew equivalent of our "w" is the letter "vav" or "waw". The numerical value of vav is 6.

www = 666

The internet age brings us closer to the apocalypse. The corruption of our youth, the free flowing of radical ideas.

God save us all.

then do us all a favor and get off of it. for good.

oh and what did your virgin wife think when you were ass pounding that cuban transvestite?

[LnGrrrR]

Don't forget to take the lens cap off ...

:lol

Er... thanks! *needs to work on the sneakiness*

[z0sa]

oh and what did your virgin wife think when you were ass pounding that cuban transvestite?

:rollin

Isn't that the post he erased in shame?

[JoeChalupa]

and you're in your twenties, right? all that means is that your parents did an excellent job of turning you into a mushroom. it's ok to be sheltered, but when you grow up, most people see the world for what it really is...

at 12 i was doing what any good 12 year old should do, smokin' weed, skatin' my life away, playing guitar, and mackin' on older bitches that i had no chance with.



then do us all a favor and get off of it. for good.

oh and what did your virgin wife think when you were ass pounding that cuban transvestite?

I'm glad I was a mushroom at 12 and got to enjoy being a kid. IMO, kids these days grow up too fast and don't experience childhood and then act like adults at a very young age and then want they screw up want to be treated like kids again. "Oh, gosh..don't send the kid to jail..he's just a child!"..my ass.

[The Gemini Method]

Been pimpin' since I could walk and I don't see that coming to an end any time soon...

[JoeChalupa]

Been pimpin' since I could walk and I don't see that coming to an end any time soon...

I was limpin' for awhile but that ended a few months ago.

[The Gemini Method]

I was limpin' for awhile but that ended a few months ago.

Was it a gangsta limp?

[JoeChalupa]

Was it a gangsta limp?

Nah, more like a missin' digit limp.

[The Gemini Method]

Nah, more like a missin' digit limp.

Ouch...well, good to hear that you're back to normal, I think?

[IronMexican]

MiamiHeat clearly waited for one girl to lose his virginity and now they broke up over pizza. Classic MH. Classic.

[JoeChalupa]

Ouch...well, good to hear that you're back to normal, I think?

Ya, I got the chalupa swagger back but the pimpin' I'm afraid is gone for good.

[The Gemini Method]

Ya, I got the chalupa swagger back but the pimpin' I'm afraid is gone for good.

Yeah, I'm on the sidelines since I decided to date this one girl exclusively...but who knows what the future holds.

[J.T.]

Been pimpin' since I could walk and I don't see that coming to an end any time soon...


Yeah, I'm on the sidelines since I decided to date this one girl exclusively.

:wtf

[JoeChalupa]

Yeah, I'm on the sidelines since I decided to date this one girl exclusively...but who knows what the future holds.

Well at least you aren't holdin' your own. I'm on the bench.

[LnGrrrR]

Nah, more like a missin' digit limp.

As long as that digit is 1-10, and not number 11 :lmao

[IMDB Quote Machine]

http://www.fastcharacters.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/famous-cartoon-character-fat-albert.jpg

"You're like school in summer time - no ass."

[marini martini]

Sure it is, PT.


and you're in your twenties, right? all that means is that your parents did an excellent job of turning you into a mushroom. it's ok to be sheltered, but when you grow up, most people see the world for what it really is...

at 12 i was doing what any good 12 year old should do, smokin' weed, skatin' my life away, playing guitar, and mackin' on older bitches that i had no chance with.



then do us all a favor and get off of it. for good.

oh and what did your virgin wife think when you were ass pounding that cuban transvestite?


MiamiHeat clearly waited for one girl to lose his virginity and now they broke up over pizza. Classic MH. Classic.

Wa, wa, wait a minute!!! I'm still trying to figure out who Miami Heat's troll PT is.:huh

[The Gemini Method]

Wa, wa, wait a minute!!! I'm still trying to figure out who Miami Heat's troll PT is.:huh

Maybe I'm wrong--but doesn't PT allude to PT Cruiser when talking about MiamiHeat?

[JoeChalupa]

As long as that digit is 1-10, and not number 11 :lmao

:lol tu

[marini martini]

Maybe I'm wrong--but doesn't PT allude to PT Cruiser when talking about MiamiHeat?

Now that you mention it..................:toast

[Cry Havoc]

:lmao at this masterful trolling job by MiamiHeat. I can't believe so many people here bought it.

[JoeChalupa]

:lmao at this masterful trolling job by MiamiHeat. I can't believe so many people here bought it.

Not only did I buy it, I've lived it....well, except the transvestite thing. :lol

[marini martini]

FAWCK!!!!!!:bang

[The Reckoning]

nah MH only has sex with virgins...unless its anal of course, then anyone's fair game.

[MiamiHeat]

Wa, wa, wait a minute!!! I'm still trying to figure out who Miami Heat's troll PT is.:huh

:rollin

[Ignignokt]

There's nothing wrong with what MH said.

Too many hurt feelings in this thread.

IF you want to hold it for marriage, then that's cool.

IF you want to enjoy life sexually, have at it.

There positives and negatives to both.

[Greg Oden]

The only thing I got from this thread is that SpursStalker is a fucking shitty poster.











I can't wait for your ultra generic response capped off with a ":sleep"

[Dr. Gonzo]

The only thing I got from this thread is that SpursStalker is a fucking shitty poster.











I can't wait for your ultra generic response capped off with a ":sleep"

You are just now figuring that out?

[Mavs_man_41]

The only thing I got from this thread is that SpursStalker is a fucking shitty poster.

I can't wait for your ultra generic response capped off with a ":sleep"

:lmao

[4>0rings]

Omg if I could go back in time.This usually runs in my head about once a day. :lmao

[jack sommerset]

Funny what makes headlines. My friend teaches in the Dallas area. Two 4th grade boys were busted sucking each others dicks in the bathroom. They were suspended. No media coverage.

[4>0rings]

Funny what makes headlines. My friend teaches in the Dallas area. Two 4th grade boys were busted sucking each others dicks in the bathroom. They were suspended. No media coverage.
:lmao Their parents must be depressed now.

[DMX7]

What's the big fucking deal?

[Greg Oden]

You are just now figuring that out?

I tend to skim pasts it's posts, and it's a good thing I do considering most of them are jock riding comments that have a lot to do about nothing.

[SpursRulez4eVeR]

i waited , my first everything sexual was with my wife. hers too. it was very special :)

http://101tees.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/thats-what-she-said-300x300.jpg

[marini martini]

Omg if I could go back in time.


This usually runs in my head about once a day. :lmao

Yeah??? You & Cher, both!!!:toast

[Bender]

weird... I went to middle school in oxnard, back in the 1970s. Never happened to me though :depressed

[I. Hustle]

this used to happen all the time at edison
freaky mexi girls

you went to Edison? What year?

[HarlemHeat37]

This used to happen all the time at school, starting in grade 6..I didn't know anybody fucking in grade 6, but hands was very common..fucking was very common starting in grade 7 though, nothing wrong with that..

Females are a lot easier at that age up until mid-HS, TBH..I'm 21 now sadly, way past the prime, I should have had less handcuffs..

A lot of people don't really think realistically when it comes to youth, TBH..

[Mavs_man_41]

This used to happen all the time at school, starting in grade 6..I didn't know anybody fucking in grade 6, but hands was very common..fucking was very common starting in grade 7 though, nothing wrong with that..

Females are a lot easier at that age up until mid-HS, TBH..I'm 21 now sadly, way past the prime, I should have had less handcuffs..

A lot of people don't really think realistically when it comes to youth, TBH..

:lmao Do what? man, i don't even know where to start. first off, normal kids aren't doing this shit in the 6th grade. what kind of retarded shit is that? and 2nd..come on man, girls easier at that age? girls only get sluttier the older they get. 21 past your prime? man, i'm 21 and i feel like i'm just getting started. it's a lot easier getting pussy as an adult than as a teenager still living under mommy and daddy's rule. are you sure you've ever actually had pussy? because you're sure talking out of your ass :lol

[JackLalanne]

I'm still in my prime!

[HarlemHeat37]

:lmao Do what? man, i don't even know where to start. first off, normal kids aren't doing this shit in the 6th grade. what kind of retarded shit is that? and 2nd..come on man, girls easier at that age? girls only get sluttier the older they get. 21 past your prime? man, i'm 21 and i feel like i'm just getting started. it's a lot easier getting pussy as an adult than as a teenager still living under mommy and daddy's rule. are you sure you've ever actually had pussy? because you're sure talking out of your ass :lol

-Normal kids are doing this shit..why the fuck would I be talking about kids doing this if it wasn't true, am I some kind of fucking Culburn-like pedo?..why would I be thinking about this?..

Obviously not everybody, since there is still a good amount of kids that were still really immature and not ready, but a very large amount were sucking and fucking starting at that age..there is also a good amount that started smoking trees and holding guns at that age too, this isn't Disney, this is reality..

The kids growing up now are even worse TBH..even I was surprised by some of the shit I heard about younger kids when I was finishing HS..

-IMO of course, girls were absolutely easier when I was 12 to 16 years old..girls at that age don't give a fuck if you have a nice whip or a nice house, it isn't expected of you, so I don't know why you would mention living at your parent's house..

At that age, all we ever did was drink/smoke/fuck..I don't know how it is where you're from, but at 21, girls in NY are a lot more mature and focused on their careers, as opposed to when they're in HS..there is more partying in HS here than there is in college..HS is time to experiment..

-I completely disagree with you saying girls get sluttier as they get older..maybe in the case of sheltered girls growing up, but I think it's the opposite TBH, at least where I've been from..I know a lot more girls that became less whoresome as they grew up..

-The prime comment is obviously opinion..you don't have to feel the same way I do, your life is different than mine..21 is getting old IMO, I have a serious gf and I have to think about the future, you work every day, you're trying to advance in school, you can't be thinking about moist all the time..in HS, it was all any guys ever thought about..it's definitely past your prime IMO..even physically, starting to wear down..I have trouble pulling all-nighters nowadays, I used to be able to do it easily all the time, it's very difficult now..fucking sad, I'm on some old man shit:(..

Obviously there are a lot of people that didn't enjoy HS as much and are better off now, so they would consider it to be their "prime"..personally, I don't feel that way at all, which is why I said it..

-Why would you accuse me of not having sex before? Talking out of my ass, really?..I'm not the type to randomly come in a thread and make shit up for no reason, when it doesn't help me in any way, seems immature and pointless..I was just surprised by the news story, since this kind of shit happened all the time when I was growing up..

If you want to watch me, just pm me;):lol..