so i was driving last night

[stretch]

to oklahoma to spend the weekend with some family. and i saw something flying and smash right into my bumper and all this yellow shit sprayed on my windshield. i figured, "big bug, oh well."

i wake up this morning, go out to my car, and see a fucking bat stuck underneath my windshield wiper with all that yellow shit dried on my fucking windshield :wtf

how the fuck did that happen?

[mookie2001]

are you sure hank done it this way

[CosmicCowboy]

Bat radar malfunction or else it was a kamikaze bat.

[ALVAREZ6]

Where's Manu when you need him...?


A bat flew over my head in sporadic circles last night for a few seconds...

[Blake]

i wake up this morning, go out to my car, and see a fucking bat stuck underneath my windshield wiper with all that yellow shit dried on my fucking windshield :wtf

how the fuck did that happen?

iloN1RPs4n0&NR=1

I had been wondering where the ATT Center attendent took it ....... case solved

[balli]

Your clear ass windshield fucked with his echo-location, maybe IDK. It's a good thing you kept driving though, you should avoid stopping in bat country.

[BlackSwordsMan]

too bad it didn't give you aids

[TIMMYD!]

Did we ever hear news about the attendant getting shots?

[Sisk]

bat killer...........................

[Nbadan]

Oklahoma? which trailer park you live in?

[stretch]

I still have bat and various bug guts all over my car. Any suggestions on what to use to get this crap off a little easier than having to scrub the shit out of it?

[silverbora]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0809/bat-country-bat-country-fear-and-loathing-in-las-vegas-demotivational-poster-1221617405.jpg

[SourCandy]

gross