Things MJ did that Kobe hasn't done

[Dim Tuncan]

(1) Never got his daddy murdered over a gambling debt

(2)...

Anything else?

[djohn2oo8]

Classless

[Leetonidas]

2. Won 6 Finals MVPs
3. Was DPOY
4. #1 option on 2 threepeats
5. Averaged 37+ points a game for a single season
6. Never choked in the finals

Just for starters...

[Dim Tuncan]

Classless

f u fgt

[Shastafarian]

Two 3-peats
6 NBA titles
6 Finals MVPs (Kobe has 1 :rollin )
5 MVPs (Kobe has 1 :rollin )
NBA DPOY
NCAA Title
Never accused of Rape


Should I continue or are you just gonna sign out of your troll?

[Shastafarian]

2. Won 6 Finals MVPs
3. Was DPOY
4. #1 option on 2 threepeats
5. Averaged 37+ points a game for a single season
6. Never choked in the finals

Just for starters...

Jordan's team never got blown out in a finals elimination game.

131-92

[Dim Tuncan]

Phillippians 4:13 :lobt2:

[Leetonidas]

Jordan 6:1

[Shastafarian]

Should I continue or are you just gonna sign out of your troll?

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Shastafarian, Leetonidas, djohn2oo8

My question got answered.

Edit: He's back! :lol

[Dim Tuncan]

Jordan's team never got blown out in a finals elimination game.

131-92

Kobe's dad never got murdered for his son's gambling debt.

July 23, 1993

[Bob Lanier]

Learned how to negotiate consensual sex with white women

[djohn2oo8]

Kobe's dad never got murdered for his son's gambling debt.

July 23, 1993

You're right, but MJ has never been accused of rape

[Shastafarian]

Kobe's dad never got murdered for his son's gambling debt.

July 23, 1993

Jordan isn't pussywhipped by his wife. A real player just kicks a bitch to curb when he gets accused of raping a white girl. Oh wait, that's something Kobe has on Jordan.

[Fabbs]

always posed as a male for photoshoots.

[jag]

Well Kobe's already played in more games than Jordan, so i don't really think there's any room for a comparison whatsoever.

[NRHector]

never threw his team under the bus
never cry to be traded
never snitched

[Big Empty]

He played against weak defenders!

[mojorizen7]

Great thread.
Flaming Kobe with MJ is always a good read.
http://www.realramsfans.com/images/smiles/cheers.gif

[Giuseppe]

Kobe's dad never got murdered for his son's gambling debt.

July 23, 1993

Food for thought.

[JamStone]

Think Adam Morrison is a better player than Brandon Roy or Rudy Gay.

[Giuseppe]

Surfaced in DC after retiring and let every fuck he'd ever fucked take a piece of his ass.

Sure, it's difficult to find video of those two years, but, I know it happened.

tee, hee.

[Shastafarian]

I've never seen someone double trolled before. Well done Cully.

[Giuseppe]

Let his wife take 50% + a dollar in divorce proceedings....just like that.

[midnightpulp]

Fuck the Lakers in the ass.

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[Giuseppe]

Sit suspended for a year for cheating.

[mojorizen7]

Fuck the Lakers in the ass.
No thx,
I'll watch it on TNT.

[Dim Tuncan]

Speaking of rape

http://tinyurl.com/3yoelqf

Come to think of it MJ has always had a weird gait when he walks :wow

[Shastafarian]

Not even Kobe is as obsessed with Jordan as you.

[Dim Tuncan]

Not even Kobe is as obsessed with Jordan as you.

go take ur azt fgt :flag:

[Shastafarian]

go take ur azt fgt :flag:

What's an "azt"?

[Giuseppe]

What's an "azt"?

That's jibberish for: the Suns pounded your ass 4-0.

[Shastafarian]

That's jibberish for: the Suns pounded your ass 4-0.

Ah gotcha. So then "fgt" must be him wondering if I'm as big of a butt pirate as him. Azt is the prep for the larger question of, "would you like to fuck me in the ass". Then no. I don't swing from that tree Dim Tuncan.

[eyeh8u]

have a statue of himself outside the arena he plays in while he was still playing

http://www.unitedcenter.com/assets/bulls/mjstatue_070824.jpg

[eyeh8u]

That's a cheap looking statue.


you are obviously an art history major

[Shastafarian]

You sure. I can't tell by your avatar.

What's that in your signature?

[Giuseppe]

What's that in your signature?

Your Sunday dinner, bitch.

[D-Wade #3]

A big fat cock that you all thought was a trophy. I simply unveiled it. Don't kill me, I'm just the messenger.:wakeup

faggot :lol

[Shastafarian]

faggot :lol

I almost can't believe rainbrow brite admitted it. Almost.

[cobbler]

That's a cheap looking statue.

Looks like one of those cheap plastic chocolate bunnys you got as a child for easter.

[daslicer]

1) Got a divorce thats something Kobe is still trailing MJ in lol. MJ left a woman he despised while Kobe is still stuck with Vanessa.

[Shastafarian]

Jordan never bought his wife a "please forgive me for raping a chick" ring.

http://www.yardbarker.com/media/2/9/295f651b11bce343f73fdd9108dca99b71ede0d1/xl/vanessa-bryant-kobe-ring.jpg

[Giuseppe]

Jordan never bought his wife a "please forgive me for raping a chick" ring.

You idiot, you. You can't buy a ring like that off the rack. He'd ordered that before he raped that girl's crapper.

[D-Wade #3]

I'm sure MJ has nutted on a white girl, something Kobe hasn't done

[Giuseppe]

I'm sure MJ has nutted on a white girl, something Kobe hasn't done

Yeah, but, Kobe made a white girl bleed, like the Celtics did you all. Just broke that ass!!!

tee, hee.

[Greg Oden]

That's jibberish for: the Suns pounded your ass 4-0.

:lmao

[D-Wade #3]

Yeah, but, Kobe made a white girl bleed, like the Celtics did you all. Just broke that ass!!!

tee, hee.

131-92, l'est we forget, and they're about to give you guys another ass pounding, kim kardashian style

[Giuseppe]

131-92, l'est we forget, and they're about to give you guys another ass pounding, kim kardashian style

We'll see about that. We ain't taking their shit this time around. No Powe, we got Arty this time. We're not bending over this time. If they want our balloon knot, they're gonna have to take it by force.

It'll be our greatness triumph since Summer, '85.

[Roddy Beaubois]

131-92, l'est we forget, and they're about to give you guys another ass pounding, kim kardashian style


We'll see about that. We ain't taking their shit this time around. No Powe, we got Arty this time. We're not bending over this time. If they want our balloon knot, they're gonna have to take it by force.

It'll be our greatness triumph since Summer, '85.

There are more STDs then brain cells between these two

Oh, hoh

[D-Wade #3]

There are more STDs then brain cells between these two

Oh, hoh

lol LeBron to Dallas

[Baseline]

First of all, there's no comparison between Michael Jordan and a wannabee like Bryant.

1. Jordan spent his whole career waiting for a real center, but went ahead and won 6 rings anyway.
1(A) Bryant coattailed three rings from Shaquille, then shipped a Top 5 best center of all-time out of town. Next season he led his own team" straight to the lottery.

1. Jordan made his scrub teammates infinitely better.
1(A) Bryant led his scrub teammates to a lottery in 2005, and to first round exits in 2006 and 2007. Not until Gasol arrived in 2008 did he even get past the first round without Shaquille.

So was it Bryant who made his teammates better, or Gasol? For those who have their eyes open, it clearly was Gasol.

[mojorizen7]

First of all, there's no comparison between Michael Jordan and a wannabee like Bryant.

1. Jordan spent his whole career waiting for a real center, but went ahead and won 6 rings anyway.
1(A) Bryant coattailed three rings from Shaquille, then shipped a Top 5 best center of all-time out of town. Next season he led his own team" straight to the lottery.

1. Jordan made his scrub teammates infinitely better.
1(A) Bryant led his scrub teammates to a lottery in 2005, and to first round exits in 2006 and 2007. Not until Gasol arrived in 2008 did he even get past the first round without Shaquille.

So was it Bryant who made his teammates better, or Gasol? For those who have their eyes open, it clearly was Gasol.

Shhh.....crickets chirping in SoCal....

[Leetonidas]

Kobe's greatest asset was his scoring and Jordan was better at it than him and better than him on the defensive end. I don't understand how anyone thinks Kobe is better than Jordan.

[Jacob1983]

Kobe isn't perfect in the Finals. Kobe is 4 for 6 in the Finals. Jordan was 6 for 6. And just look at Jordan's stats compared to Kobe. It's no contest.

[Koolaid_Man]

(1) Never got his daddy murdered over a gambling debt

(2)...

Anything else?


play with a gay teammate (ala Scottie Pippen)

pay 150 mill to settle a divorce

pay his hookers to keep quiet... ( Kobe said he didn't pay because it was disrespectful to the hooker if he paid) :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

heartless over the fact that kids were getting robbed and killed over his bullshit as Sneakers...


abandoned blacks in favor of whites

brought shame to his hall of fame speech

got punked out by Xavier McDaniel

cried like a bitch at the institution of the Jordan rules by the Pistons

taught Tiger how to be serial cheater...

forced Charles Barkley to carry his srotum around on a daily basis....

[wireonfire]

MJ was universally loved, Kobe is widely despised.

[Shastafarian]

play with a gay teammate (ala Scottie Pippen)

pay 150 mill to settle a divorce

pay his hookers to keep quiet... ( Kobe said he didn't pay because it was disrespectful to the hooker if he paid) :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

heartless over the fact that kids were getting robbed and killed over his bullshit as Sneakers...


abandoned blacks in favor of whites

brought shame to his hall of fame speech

got punked out by Xavier McDaniel

cried like a bitch at the institution of the Jordan rules by the Pistons

taught Tiger how to be serial cheater...

forced Charles Barkley to carry his srotum around on a daily basis....

And here I thought Cully got double-trolled. Talk about epic fail. :lol

[Giuseppe]

And here I thought Cully

lmcontrollinao!

I still got it!

[Dex]

(1) Never got his daddy murdered over a gambling debt

(2)...

Anything else?

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/6031/mad2dp4.png

[Dr. Gonzo]

Kobe never batted .202 for a AA baseball team.

[MateoNeygro]

Kobe never batted .202 for a AA baseball team.

hahaha that's my favorite. NICE!

[MateoNeygro]

Dude Dex your sig made me bust out laughing.

[nkdlunch]

#1 have consensual sex with all his partners

[MiamiHeat]

Have 109 playoff games with at least 30 points or more

Kobe has 71, and he's already played more playoff games than MJ did.

[Koolaid_Man]

Have 109 playoff games with at least 30 points or more

Kobe has 71, and he's already played more playoff games than MJ did.


Nice pic in your sig...too bad you won't see another like it for at least another
1000 years:toast

[mavsluva]

Phillippians 4:13 :lobt2:

Please don't curse and name call AND use a bible verse within the same thread.