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Galileo
05-17-2010, 04:34 PM
The McKinley Conspiracy

The "official story" of the assassination of McKinley can no longer be maintained. A critical mass is building of people asking questions and coming forward. The nation wants to know: why was Czolgosz executed so quickly? Why was there never any proper forensic analysis done of the bullets that killed the president? Was it related to McKinley's Philippines policy? Were Teddy and Woodrow involved?

WATCH SHOCKING VIDEO HERE:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRIB8TV69QQ

Mark Twain was involved as well.

:blah
RandomGuy
05-17-2010, 04:44 PM
He was assassinated using thermite, it wasn't a bullet. Only government shills believe that.

I thought everyone knew.
Galileo
05-17-2010, 05:03 PM
He was assassinated using thermite, it wasn't a bullet. Only government shills believe that.

I thought everyone knew.

Let us guess; you think a lone nut did it?

:lmao
NFGIII
05-17-2010, 05:32 PM
Let us guess; you think a lone nut did it?

:lmao

Was there a book depository opposite a grassy knoll at the scene of his assassination?
Blake
05-17-2010, 05:35 PM
Were Teddy and Woodrow involved?

Mark Twain was involved as well.


:lmao
DarrinS
05-17-2010, 05:43 PM
He was in Buffalo, so he would have killed himself anyway.
admiralsnackbar
05-18-2010, 03:36 AM
Sweet Jesus. I know I'm relatively new here, but does this clown ever say anything that isn't fucktarded?
DarrinS
05-18-2010, 08:02 AM
Sweet Jesus. I know I'm relatively new here, but does this clown ever say anything that isn't fucktarded?

irony


Actually, the reall irony of McKinley's death is that, when they took him to the hospital, the only doctor available was a gynecologist. It was his probing around for the bullet that killed him. If only they had used the new experimental x-ray machine that was at the Pan-American Exposition, where McKinley was shot.
Blake
05-18-2010, 09:20 AM
Sweet Jesus. I know I'm relatively new here, but does this clown ever say anything that isn't fucktarded?

I can't say I've seen him post something that wasn't.
Yonivore
05-18-2010, 10:56 AM
Okay, 5 and half minutes of my life I'll never get back but, I did learn three things...

1) After reading one of my lengthy posts, I was able to extract random letters that demonstrate my involvement with the assassination of Abraham Lincoln!

(Okay, it was this post)

2) There was a one in 365 chance Kennedy would be assassinated on Mark Twain's birthday. Not bad odds.

3) There was a one in 52 chance the September 11 attack would occur during the same calendar week as McKinley's assassination.
FromWayDowntown
05-18-2010, 11:06 AM
ctEDHm0OKms
Winehole23
05-18-2010, 11:08 AM
:lol