poop
05-17-2010, 08:05 PM
combine the dallas mavericks and lebron james and we would witness the most incredibly hilariously epic playoff Fail the nba has ever seen ROFL
it would probably go like this: they would win like 69 games in the season and the media would already be handing them the next 5 rings. they would be on EVERY magazine cover even non-basketball ones, in commercials, in 'top rankings' lists they would already put lebron over jordan (lol) as the number one of all time. they would blow out the Lakers all 3-4 times. they would be dancing in the stands, have a talk show at halftime, their own brands and cologne.
they would be matched up with a lowly 8th seed that just barely made it in at the last minute. this team would also have key players injured right before the playoffs. analysts would be predicting 4-0 sweeps unanimously with average margin of victory 53 points.
game one, first round, dallas would win by 75 points at home, confetti and balloons would fall accompanied by some obnoxious song, and an impromptu team break dancing fest would ensue at mid court.
game two, first round, dallas would win by 68 points off a Lebron quadruple double. in the next days paper would be selling tickets to the already-planned Championship parade.
game 3, first round, dallas would win by 49 points, terry would be doing his airplane run all around the arena, Dirt's tongue would be hanging out as he swished every shot and jason kidd would sucker punch a woman in the courtside seats. sports illustrated would run a special issue all about them proclaiming them as the greatest team of all time.
then game 4, first round, dallas would...........
wait for it..........
THEY WOULD LOSE ROFL
games 5-7, first round, dallas would shoot 16% from the field, lebron would have 14 turnovers pg and would literally hide in the locker room during the 4th quarters, terry would attack the other team's small white point guard, and the evening would end with Dirt on the podium looking sad with a bottle of gold schlager in his hands.
theres really no other way a dallas-lebron combination could work out.
it would probably go like this: they would win like 69 games in the season and the media would already be handing them the next 5 rings. they would be on EVERY magazine cover even non-basketball ones, in commercials, in 'top rankings' lists they would already put lebron over jordan (lol) as the number one of all time. they would blow out the Lakers all 3-4 times. they would be dancing in the stands, have a talk show at halftime, their own brands and cologne.
they would be matched up with a lowly 8th seed that just barely made it in at the last minute. this team would also have key players injured right before the playoffs. analysts would be predicting 4-0 sweeps unanimously with average margin of victory 53 points.
game one, first round, dallas would win by 75 points at home, confetti and balloons would fall accompanied by some obnoxious song, and an impromptu team break dancing fest would ensue at mid court.
game two, first round, dallas would win by 68 points off a Lebron quadruple double. in the next days paper would be selling tickets to the already-planned Championship parade.
game 3, first round, dallas would win by 49 points, terry would be doing his airplane run all around the arena, Dirt's tongue would be hanging out as he swished every shot and jason kidd would sucker punch a woman in the courtside seats. sports illustrated would run a special issue all about them proclaiming them as the greatest team of all time.
then game 4, first round, dallas would...........
wait for it..........
THEY WOULD LOSE ROFL
games 5-7, first round, dallas would shoot 16% from the field, lebron would have 14 turnovers pg and would literally hide in the locker room during the 4th quarters, terry would attack the other team's small white point guard, and the evening would end with Dirt on the podium looking sad with a bottle of gold schlager in his hands.
theres really no other way a dallas-lebron combination could work out.