View Full Version : There are advantages to living on a golf course

08-17-2004, 04:49 PM
Yesterday, I was sitting in my living room when a golfball comes crashing through my large window and knocked over a shelf that had a lot of glass figurines and vases.

A young couple walk up, knock on the door, and I say, "Come on in." Opening the door, they see glass everywhere and a broken bottle lying on the floor.
From the couch I ask, "Are you the people who broke my window?" The wife is one hot babe, so I come up with a great idea, right then and there.

The husband begins to apologize, but I cut him off. "Actually, I want to thank you. I'm a genie who was trapped in that bottle, and your wayward shot released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes, so what I'd like to do is give each of you one wish and I'll keep the last one for myself."

"Fantastic!" says the husband. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," I say, "it's the least I could do. And you, ma'am, what do you want?"

"I want a house in every country in the world," says the wife.

"Consider it done," the I reply, turning back to the man. "And now for my wish. Because I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex in a really long time. My wish is to sleep with your wife."

The husband takes a long look at his wife and says, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses. If you don't mind, honey, I don't either."

The wife agrees, and I lead her upstairs, where I do her for three hours. Once we were finished, I roll over, and look her in the eyes, and ask "How old is your husband, anyway?"
"Thirty-five," she replies.

"And he still believes in genies?" :)

08-17-2004, 06:14 PM
:lol :lol

08-18-2004, 02:11 AM
The wife is one hot babe

Was this joke written in the mid-80's?

08-18-2004, 10:03 AM
No TLC, I wrote it yesterday......Duh! :)

08-18-2004, 04:40 PM
If you had painted your face blue and wore an arabian out fit. It would have actually worked.

08-19-2004, 02:20 PM
for three hours

That's where the story stops being believable :lol

08-19-2004, 06:34 PM
Hey, 3 hrs is the norm for me.... :)

08-20-2004, 07:49 AM
Can Mrs. Jimcs50 confirm that?

(and please do not say that she has a phobia that prevents her to come within 10 feet of a computer keyboard)

08-20-2004, 10:13 AM
Slomo15, she would come to the computer, but she is still quite sore, ifyouknowwhatimean. :)

08-20-2004, 02:39 PM
^^^ :lol
OK I give up, it must be a true story!