crofl Vince Carter

[Bob Lanier]

http://www.nba.com/media/act_nick_anderson.jpg

A lot of them free throws, the buttholes get tight.

[HarlemHeat37]

Fucking embarrassing, blew his shot at the HOF tonight..

[EricB]

lmao Rascal Lmao SequSpur

[Come_On_Now]

They weren't even close, and he was completely expressionless when he missed the 2nd. Looked like he expected to miss, or something. As the poster above said, FUCKING EMBARRASSING!

[Findog]

Is it really that surprising? This is Vince "I tell the other team what plays we're running" Carter.

[IronMexican]

He doesn't care about winning. I'd rather cheer for a rapist than someone who is playing basketball to collect paychecks.

[resistanze]

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/sports/photos/2010/01/09/306-carter-injury-100109.jpg

[picc84]

That butthole went tight. 12 year old thai virgin tight. Saudi businessmen go on vacation to south asia just to get a piece of Vince's butthole.

[Giuseppe]

This was Carter's final chance to transcend himself and his career.

Total failure.

[DAF86]

He looked scared at the line.

[monosylab1k]

That butthole went tight. 12 year old thai virgin tight. Saudi businessmen go on vacation to south asia just to get a piece of Vince's butthole.

after this post we all knew who would perk up and chime in.


This was Carter's final chance to transcend himself and his career.

Total failure.

like clockwork.

[milkshakeballa]

Fucking embarrassing, blew his shot at the HOF tonight..

he had zero chance even if he made those free throws...

[Giuseppe]

That butthole went tight. 12 year old thai virgin tight. Saudi businessmen go on vacation to south asia just to get a piece of Vince's butthole.

Picc, gettin' his Jergens Lotion on.:lol

[Pistons < Spurs]

http://www.vivisect.org/choke/choke_full.gif

[HarlemHeat37]

he had zero chance even if he made those free throws...

He would have been a near-lock if they had won the title this year..

[resistanze]

Carter, McGrady, Jamison. Something about that extended family network.

[IronMexican]

He would have been a near-lock if they had won the title this year..

In what world? I don't think he's even liked enough to get in. And he certainly doesn't have the credentials. Isn't this his first CF?

[monosylab1k]

In what world? I don't think he's even liked enough to get in. And he certainly doesn't have the credentials. Isn't this his first CF?

Dude, he's like the greatest dunker ever. That's totally Hall Of Fame material. I mean, Harold Miner is like a borderline HOF candidate, so Carter's gotta be a lock.

[Venti Quattro]

Vince Carter is not HOF material.

[Bob Lanier]

12 year old thai virgin tight.
:rolleyes Why not say "unicorn tight" while you're at it?

[JoeTait75]

In what universe is The Vince Carter a HOFer?

[milkshakeballa]

He would have been a near-lock if they had won the title this year..

you can't be serious...

[NewJerSpur]

Going to be hard for him to live those down if they lose the series.

[HarlemHeat37]

If you're asking me whether I believe he would have been a deserved HOFer, I would say no..but based on the criteria of the BBall HOF, I would say he would have made it..all-stars + ring as #2 + peak + aesthetics + memorable moments + popularity would have gotten him in IMO..

[baseline bum]

Couldn't happen to a bigger prick. Sad, because Carter could have really been somebody before he started playing soft in 02 and on.

[IronMexican]

Popularity? No one likes him. At least as far as die-hard bball fans go.

[JoeTait75]

I don't think The Vince ever got over Game 7 of the 2001 ECSF against Philadelphia.

[milkshakeballa]

If you're asking me whether I believe he would have been a deserved HOFer, I would say no..but based on the criteria of the BBall HOF, I would say he would have made it..all-stars + ring as #2 + peak + aesthetics + memorable moments + popularity would have gotten him in IMO..

popularity?

everybody hates his fucking guts...he is a QUITTER...to the TRUEST form of the word

[resistanze]

Couldn't happen to a bigger prick. Sad, because Carter could have really been somebody before he started playing soft in 02 and on.
The day this fucker decided to attend a fucking convocation ceremony on the day of a game 7, I knew he'd never win shit.

[resistanze]

I don't think The Vince ever got over Game 7 of the 2001 ECSF against Philadelphia.

Beat me to it. They should've won the East that year and had the honor of being swept by the Lakers.

[Mavs_man_41]

everybody hates his fucking guts...he is a QUITTER...to the TRUEST form of the word

are we talking about kobe, or vince carter?

[Killakobe81]

Ask Raptor Fans for their vote ...

[Killakobe81]

are we talking about kobe, or vince carter?

Are we talking about Vinve or the guy you are praying to come 2 Dallas who is about to quit on his hometown team?

[Mavs_man_41]

Are we talking about Vinve or the guy you are praying to come 2 Dallas who is about to quit on his hometown team?

lebron james wasn't an option, rapist apologist

[Giuseppe]

^I thought you'd turned over a new leaf, 41?

[Mavs_man_41]

^I thought you'd turned over a new leaf, 41?

since when?

[HarlemHeat37]

Carter was the most popular player in the NBA for years during his prime in Toronto, led the All-Star voting multiple times, was voted in as a starter many times, and has one of the largest fanbases of any player in the NBA..it doesn't count when it comes to accolades, but it would have been taken into consideration..

[Giuseppe]

Since you felt bad about treating me mean before I took the pickle from Kori back at Xmas.

[dirk4mvp]

:rollin :rollin at this thread

[Killakobe81]

lebron james wasn't an option, rapist apologist

No need to apolgize for a rapist ...Loser apologist

Your hometown team had a football team full of coke addicts, male whores etc ...

And THOSE guys get treated like KINGS around here (DFW)... I know because I live in THE Colony and I am a Cowboys fan!!!

BTW - Saw that loser Roy #11 at Walmart tonight (during the 3rd quarter) he loves "white meat" too ....

Fixed per Mavs fan LOL

[IronMexican]

People likes Toronto Carter. Pre-2002. That was a long fucking time ago.

[dirk4mvp]

No need to apolgize for a rapist ...

Loser apologist ...your hometown team had a football team of coke addicts, male whores etc ...

And THOSE guys get treated like KINGS around here ... I know becaus eI live in THE Colony and I am a Cowboys fan!!!

PS - Saw that loser Roy #11 at Walmart tonight during the 3rd quarter he loves "white meat" too ....

Why are your posts so hard to read?

[Killakobe81]

Carter was the most popular player in the NBA for years during his prime in Toronto, led the All-Star voting multiple times, was voted in as a starter many times, and has one of the largest fanbases of any player in the NBA..it doesn't count when it comes to accolades, but it would have been taken into consideration..

He was a hot sensation for 2 - 4 years ...but so was:

Grant Hill
Penny hardaway
Shawn Kemp
Larry Johnson


None are HoF'ers ...

[Mavs_man_41]

Since you felt bad about treating me mean before I took the pickle from Kori back at Xmas.

asking someone else a legitimate question is being mean to you? we're all friends here culburn

tee, hee

[BadOdor]

lol carter

lol mav fan begging for lebron

lol choking all over the place

lol carter seriously

[Killakobe81]

Why are your posts so hard to read?

Sorry from my phone half the time ....

[Killakobe81]

Roy Tarpley was a crackhead too ...Dallas fans should never throw stones ...LOL

[JamStone]

Surprisingly, Vince Carter statistically has a high probability of getting into the Hall of Fame based on the formula from the basketball reference site. Doesn't mean he will, and I don't think he will, but on the numbers, he has a better probability than guys like Stockton, Lanier, McHale, Worthy, Alex English who are already in.

http://www.basketball-reference.com/leaders/hof_prob_career.html

But of course, I think the lack of playoff team success really makes him a huge longshot at this point.

[Bob Lanier]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CqDk4jAv_Y4/S_CWmfxvm4I/AAAAAAAADKQ/SeBxDbNvL5s/s1600/18.jpg (http://docfunk.blogspot.com/)

[Killakobe81]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CqDk4jAv_Y4/S_CWmfxvm4I/AAAAAAAADKQ/SeBxDbNvL5s/s1600/18.jpg (http://docfunk.blogspot.com/)

Classic pic!

[Killakobe81]

Surprisingly, Vince Carter statistically has a high probability of getting into the Hall of Fame based on the formula from the basketball reference site. Doesn't mean he will, and I don't think he will, but on the numbers, he has a better probability than guys like Stockton, Lanier, McHale, Worthy, Alex English who are already in.

http://www.basketball-reference.com/leaders/hof_prob_career.html

But of course, I think the lack of playoff team success really makes him a huge longshot at this point.

I think he has good numbers
TBH on 2nd thought he probably is borderline (harlem is right)
and if he did win it all ...ESPECIALLY with a Finals MVP he would change my thoughts on it ...

[baseline bum]

The day this fucker decided to attend a fucking convocation ceremony on the day of a game 7, I knew he'd never win shit.

I thought Oakley was going to kill him when he pulled that shit.

[crc21209]

Fucking embarrassing, blew his shot at the HOF tonight..

And he blew his shot at being your avatar I see as well...:lol

[Ginobilly]

I thought Oakley was going to kill him when he pulled that shit.

I think any basketball player with common sense would of said, "Fuck school, I rather get mentally ready for the biggest game of my life." The truly great ones would of been in the gym shooting J's getting mentally ready to play game 7. But Vince, nooooooooooooooooo, he had to fly to North Carolina to pick up a shitty language arts degree that he's probably never going to use that he could of picked up over the summer if he had missed the ceremony. Rasheed Wallace and Paul Pierce will be using that degree as blunt paper after the Celtics smoke out the magic.:lmao

[Bob Lanier]

16.3 million dollars
13.7 points per game
36.7% shooting
3.8 rebounds per game
1:1 assist/turnover ratio
4.0 fouls per game, and abused by Paul Pierce

[resistanze]

16.3 million dollars
13.7 points per game
36.7% shooting
3.8 rebounds per game
1:1 assist/turnover ratio
4.0 fouls per game, and abused by Paul Pierce

http://multimedia.heraldinteractive.com/images/2d7094413c_Carter_10312009.jpg

[pauls931]

http://www.nba.com/media/act_nick_anderson.jpg

A lot of them free throws, the buttholes get tight.

Holy Shit! Is that Horace Grant in the background!?

[NewJerSpur]

Holy Shit! Is that Horace Grant in the background!?

Yes, he played for the Magic at one time.

[j.dizzle]

Carter & Lewis were Orl's downfall..Dwight played well but a lot of their key shooters failed to show up when they were needed..Atleast Orl didnt quit after going down 0-3 though..They need to make some changes cuz I dont ever see them winning anything with the players they have..Great regular season team but they arent that hard to stop in a 7 game series.