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Drachen
05-20-2010, 11:49 AM
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/05/20/would-be-muggers-in-australia-thwarted-by-ninjas/?hpt=Mid


A group of would-be muggers in a Sydney, Australia, met their match Tuesday night in the form of black-clad ninjas.

The three stalked and attacked a German exchange student, 27, in a dimly lit alley that fortunately for the victim ran behind the Ninja Senshi Ryu warrior school, according to an Australian Broadcasting Corp. report.

Ninja student Nathan Smith was standing in the shadows outside the dojo when the attackers set upon the victim and quickly called for help from his classmates inside, according to a report in the Sydney Morning Herald.

Sensei Kaylan Soto and three other students in full ninja gear quickly responded.

"We looked around to see what was happening and there were three blokes on this guy just kicking him and punching him in the head," he told the ABC.

"We started running towards them and they took off. They would have seen five of us in ninja gear ... all in black with our belts on, running toward them.”

The ninjas gave chase but could not catch the assailants.

Police told the ABC they arrested two male suspects, ages 16 and 20, and are looking for a third. Their intended victim suffered only minor injuries.

Ninja Steve Ashley told the Herald the assailants must be lamenting their luck.

"It was probably the worst place in Sydney where they could have taken him,” he said.

I love the fact that the first ninja was just "standing in the shadows."

lil'mo
05-20-2010, 11:56 AM
BBBOOOOoOOORRRIING!

"The ninjas gave chase but could not catch the assailants." :rolleyes

Drachen
05-20-2010, 12:01 PM
BBBOOOOoOOORRRIING!

"The ninjas gave chase but could not catch the assailants." :rolleyes

Definitely should have thrown some stars at the legs of the muggers, would have slowed them down.

spurs_fan_in_exile
05-20-2010, 12:11 PM
"Could not catch the assailants" is what they told the cops. True ninjas leave no trace. The bodies will never be found.

Drachen
05-20-2010, 12:16 PM
"Could not catch the assailants" is what they told the cops. True ninjas leave no trace. The bodies will never be found.

You just made this story even better for me. Thank you.

spurs_fan_in_exile
05-20-2010, 12:27 PM
Or body as it were. Says cops caught two, looking for a third. Good luck with that fellas.

lefty
05-20-2010, 12:43 PM
Gay

Mark in Austin
05-20-2010, 01:06 PM
Cool, but I'd say THIS (http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2011740342_electronboy30m.html) is the greatest story of the year.

DarkReign
05-20-2010, 01:44 PM
Cool, but I'd say THIS (http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2011740342_electronboy30m.html) is the greatest story of the year.

Holy...

That is awesome.

lefty
05-20-2010, 01:47 PM
Cool, but I'd say THIS (http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2011740342_electronboy30m.html) is the greatest story of the year.
Wow

Great story indeed