I have a dilemma

[dickface]

There are 3 things I currently don't have in my life. I need these 3 things in my life. The 3 things are -

1. Bitches
2. Blunts
3. Calf Tats

any experts in the club who can tell me how to have all 3?

[Blackjack]

Find a drug-dealing whore that works as a tattoo artist in her not-so-down-time; then proceed to watch the thread you talk about it in get locked. :toast