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poop
05-24-2010, 07:29 AM
we all know its coming. im thinking either game 3 or 4 in boston, he will go down after hitting a screen and wail about the floor grabbing his leg somewhere, they will carry him to the locker room on a stretcher then 3 minutes later he will be full sprinting on the floor on a fast break
:wakeup

admiralsnackbar
05-24-2010, 07:31 AM
If he plays that again, I seriously hope they carry him back out in a purple, bejeweled cape. :lol

Booharv
05-24-2010, 07:34 AM
This would have been better as a poll with a bunch of lame fake scenarios to vote on. Plus then you can point out how right everyone who picked the ultimate scenario was.

pauls931
05-24-2010, 07:58 AM
Which NBA player did that some time back? Sam Cassell? Faked and injury, his defender relaxes, and then he drives by for a layup.

DaDakota
05-24-2010, 08:10 AM
Pierce is such a chump....

DD

JamStone
05-24-2010, 08:54 AM
It will happen in Boston of course. Has to be in front of the Boston crowd. He'll have a diabetes seizure and they'll tear a hole at the top of the Garden to fly a helicopter down to the court to give him a couple Baby Ruth candy bars.

SomeCallMeTim
05-24-2010, 10:12 AM
Which NBA player did that some time back? Sam Cassell? Faked and injury, his defender relaxes, and then he drives by for a layup.

Great move at the Y, usually good for a cheap bucket a day.

mogrovejo
05-24-2010, 10:26 AM
Which NBA player did that some time back? Sam Cassell? Faked and injury, his defender relaxes, and then he drives by for a layup.

Yeah, the difference is that Pierce had a torn meniscus and then proceeded to destroy the Lakers and winning a MVP Finals playing through it. Thank God he didn't pull an Andrew Bynum and started sucking.

BadOdor
05-24-2010, 10:32 AM
Yeah, the difference is that Pierce had a torn meniscus and then proceeded to destroy the Lakers and winning a MVP Finals playing through it. Thank God he didn't pull an Andrew Bynum and started sucking.

I see you have room for pierce's dick even though you already have kg's in your mouth.

DDS4
05-24-2010, 10:52 AM
Pierce and Carter should have a fake-off.

lurker
05-24-2010, 11:58 AM
I don't think Paul is going to need to fake an injury to inspire the team this time.

MaNu4Tres
05-24-2010, 12:04 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CqDk4jAv_Y4/S_N45ik0gBI/AAAAAAAADSA/cbtGtEKL_kE/s1600/02.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CqDk4jAv_Y4/S_mEBQ50C7I/AAAAAAAADc4/-hWVFQ_slZI/s1600/07.jpg

poop
05-24-2010, 01:44 PM
it will happen in boston of course. Has to be in front of the boston crowd. He'll have a diabetes seizure and they'll tear a hole at the top of the garden to fly a helicopter down to the court to give him a couple baby ruth candy bars.

lol!

TampaDude
05-24-2010, 02:20 PM
Pierce will pretend to hurt his shoulder while hoisting the :lobt2:

DesignatedT
05-24-2010, 02:25 PM
:lmao

the wheelchair incident was priceless.

namlook
05-24-2010, 06:54 PM
Pierce will go off in a stretcher in the finals and come running out of the lockeroom waving that big Boston Celtics flag that the stupid male mascot/cheerleader runs out on the floor with at Celtics home games.

namlook
05-24-2010, 06:57 PM
Yeah, the difference is that Pierce had a torn meniscus and then proceeded to destroy the Lakers and winning a MVP Finals playing through it.

He was fortunate enough to have a poor defender in Luke Walton guarding him. If the Celtics and Lakers meet again Pierce will have a little tougher go of it against Artest.

lefty
05-24-2010, 07:19 PM
Who cares

He will shit on the Lakers and sperm