Phew . . . no jail time for Captain America!

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.wftv.com/news/13657347/detail.html

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BERVARD COUNTY, Fla. -- The Brevard County doctor who was arrested for groping a woman while dressed as Captain America with a burrito in his pants will not go to jail.

Instead, Doctor Raymond Adamcik will take part in a diversion program for first time offenders, which includes community service, fines and random alcohol and drug testing.

The charges will not show up on his criminal record.

Adamcik was arrested in April during a bar crawl for medical professionals.

[ShoogarBear]

He really needs to stop hanging out with Tony Stark.

[apalisoc_9]

LOLS...Greg Popovich..so this is what he does on his free time..

[lefty]

LOLS...Greg Popovich..so this is what he does on his free time..
He does look like him

[Phenomanul]

He does look like him

:wow

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I figured he'd get arrested for a fight after he grabbed the wrong lady's ass and her boy friend attacked Cap to avenge her.

[mrsmaalox]

With so many other objects that would suitably achieve the same effect, why in the world would someone put a burrito in their pants??

[Bender]

I prefer to use corn on the cobs, myself, although not if they are frozen

[ShoogarBear]

With so many other objects that would suitably achieve the same effect, why in the world would someone put a burrito in their pants??

Maybe the burrito came with the outfit.

[tlongII]

Burritos are soft. And warm.

[EmptyMan]

That's why you never leave home without the Shield.