Going to the Premiere of Prince of Persia tonight-I'll let you know how sh**** it i

[lefty]

I know I know

But hey, I got free tix

[CuckingFunt]

Movie looks like complete crap.

Jake Gyllenhaal is pretty, though, so I'll be seeing it Saturday morning. Here's hoping it's at least entertaining crap.

[lefty]

Movie looks like complete crap.

Jake Gyllenhaal is pretty, though, so I'll be seeing it Saturday morning. Here's hoping it's at least entertaining crap.
I prefer the chick

She looks hot

And Jake looks like a goofy retard

[monosylab1k]

tbh I'd sooner do Jake than dogfaced Maggie.

[CuckingFunt]

I prefer the chick

She looks hot

Gemma Arterton is indeed quite nice to look at. Double eye candy, for me.


And Jake looks like a goofy retard

Um... nope.

[lefty]

tbh I'd sooner do Jake than dogfaced Maggie.
:lmao

[JoeChalupa]

I know I know

But hey, I got free tix

That is what happens when are lucky enough to be the correct caller. Congrats.

[lefty]

That is what happens when are lucky enough to be the correct caller. Congrats.
thanks

Actually, a friend of mine gets tickets for almost every Premiere (those are his boss' tickets, byt he rarely has the time to go)

[Cry Havoc]

tbh I'd sooner do Jake than dogfaced Maggie.

What's it like to be gay?

[JoeChalupa]

It looks cheesy to me.

[BlackSwordsMan]

walk out yelling how the movie didn't stay true to the game and get laid by nerd girls

[monosylab1k]

What's it like to be gay?

Maggie is more of a man than Jake.

[lefty]

walk out yelling how the movie didn't stay true to the game and get laid by nerd girls
:D you can count on that

[SourCandy]

LOL @ nerd girls. Movie looks ok. Never played the game I figured it was just a copy devil may cry except with out guns.

[CuckingFunt]

Prince of Persia is nothing like Devil May Cry. At all. Especially not Sands of Time. There's a much bigger emphasis on platforming and puzzle solving, making combat a pretty small element of a game that is otherwise quite slow paced and methodical.

[Trainwreck2100]

LOL @ nerd girls. Movie looks ok. Never played the game I figured it was just a copy devil may cry except with out guns.

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/6079/thetruth.png

lol nerd girls

[lefty]

MOVIE REVIEW:

The movie is amazing :wow



- Plot: fantastic; I thought it would be linear and déja vu; well, it's well written and keeps you guessing

- Jake Gyllenhaal: I was BLOWN away !!!!!!!!! I thought Jake was a shitty actor; much too my surprise, he made his co-star Ben Kingsley look like a rookie :tu :wow

- Visual effects: really breathtaking; it's safe to say that POP has set the bar very, very, very high


Bottom line: I was really surprised; mark my words: this movie is going to be cult

:tu








And if you believe what you just read, well, you are an idiot

[Sisk]

Nice - I was confused when I started reading anything good about this shit.

[TheProfessor]

- Jake Gyllenhaal: I was BLOWN away !!!!!!!!! I thought Jake was a shitty actor; much too my surprise, he made his co-star Ben Kingsley look like a rookie :tu :wow
:lol

[Leetonidas]

Prince of Persia is nothing like Devil May Cry. At all. Especially not Sands of Time. There's a much bigger emphasis on platforming and puzzle solving, making combat a pretty small element of a game that is otherwise quite slow paced and methodical.

Sounds boring.

[4>0rings]

I don't believe this review.

[BadOdor]

I don't believe this review.

You shouldn't considering OP is a canadian faggot with a terrible sense of humor. I'm pretty sure he thought Transformers 2 was a good movie.

[lefty]

You shouldn't considering OP is a canadian faggot with a terrible sense of humor. I'm pretty sure he thought Transformers 2 was a good movie.
I'm not Canadian, you fat American fag piece of shit

But yeah, I liked Transofrmers 2

[florige]

MOVIE REVIEW:

The movie is amazing :wow



- Plot: fantastic; I thought it would be linear and déja vu; well, it's well written and keeps you guessing

- Jake Gyllenhaal: I was BLOWN away !!!!!!!!! I thought Jake was a shitty actor; much too my surprise, he made his co-star Ben Kingsley look like a rookie :tu :wow

- Visual effects: really breathtaking; it's safe to say that POP has set the bar very, very, very high


Bottom line: I was really surprised; mark my words: this movie is going to be cult

:tu








And if you believe what you just read, well, you are an idiot






It was that awful?

[Dr. Gonzo]

It looks pretty terrible. I want to watch it just to see how bad it's going to be.

[Cyrano]

I thought they went a little too far adding scenes designed to keep the "Brokeback Mountain" crowd interested....

http://www.jesseshunting.com/images/osama-bin-laden-donkey.jpg

[lefty]

It was that awful?
If you watch it for free: bad

If you pay: awful

[Dr. Gonzo]

Was it worse than Transformers 2?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Did Ben Kingsley not learn his lesson from Bloodrayne? Or did they just back a dump truck of money up to his house to lend this piece of shit some credibility?

[ShoogarBear]

It looks pretty terrible. I want to watch it just to see how bad it's going to be.

Would you rather see this or The Human Centipede?

[lefty]

Did Ben Kingsley not learn his lesson from Bloodrayne? Or did they just back a dump truck of money up to his house to lend this piece of shit some credibility?
This.

[lefty]

Would you rather see this or The Human Centipede?
Human Centiped FTW

It's a good comedy

[Dr. Gonzo]

Human Centipede was funny. I don't get why people were saying it's disturbing.

[lefty]

human centipede was funny. I don't get why people were saying it's disturbing.
+1