My girlfriend told me that if the Suns win tonight, she will let me an*l her.

[thedong]

There it goes, I was already pulling for the Suns anyways.
I already bought some lube, cause I know it's going to be extremely tight down there.


GO SUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLAY YOUR HEARTS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thedong]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2569/170/48/588812956/n588812956_1597558_8222274.jpg


That's her btw

[Giuseppe]

Well, you was certainly taught the technique thoroughly by your Suns.

tee, hee.

[Ghazi]

gimme dat esther

[Giuseppe]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2569/170/48/588812956/n588812956_1597558_8222274.jpg


That's her btw

Nice tits, regardless they're even with her belly button.

jejejeje!!!

[thedong]

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/123/l_4e60f5c2314f4588977ddc90c1afb7a0.jpg

[spurs10]

She sounds, and looks, like an angel from heaven. Go Suns!!!

[Sigz]

she's ugly

[Giuseppe]

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/123/l_4e60f5c2314f4588977ddc90c1afb7a0.jpg

That's better.

Probably suck the chrome off a bumper, eh?

[redzero]

I think you meant boyfriend, OP.

[thedong]

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/92/l_84210bc346a4994beba731cfed16f284.jpg




Damn, this is getting tense. I don't know how will hide my boner when the Suns are up by 15 with 3 minutes to go.

[Texas_Ranger]

Is Sasha your girlfriend? If yes, don't worry he will let you an*l him win or lose.

[thedong]

Nah, Sasha don't wear headbands no more.

[Trainwreck2100]

I think you meant boyfriend, OP.

fuck your sig

[jermaine]

she's ugly

Nigga iz u silly!?! I'd eat & beat dat white pussy up! Dat skinny bitch is nice!(No disrespect 2 yo old lady)

[Roddy Beaubois]

Nigga iz u silly!?! I'd eat & beat dat white pussy up! Dat skinny bitch is nice!(No disrespect 2 yo old lady)

Its coming from a guy who beats it to dikes on a daily basis tbh.

[The Gemini Method]

If that is her--she's not at all un-anal-able...too bad I'm pullin' for her asterisk to remain unpenetrated tonight...Let's Go Lakers!

[jermaine]

Its coming from a guy who beats it to dikes on a daily basis tbh.

Roddy Your still mad cuz I let ur crackhead daddy suc me up 4 a dime piece huh!?! My bad nigga, I didn't really think the bitch ass nigga was gone do it! He was going so hard so why stop'em!?! He was going 4 gold.

[thedong]

Nigga iz u silly!?! I'd eat & beat dat white pussy up! Dat skinny bitch is nice!(No disrespect 2 yo old lady)


No offense taken.

[jermaine]

Its coming from a guy who beats it to dikes on a daily basis tbh.

An if I was fuckin yo wife & kid & yo wife started eatin her pussy while I was eatin yo wifes! Who's da nasty muthafucka!?!

[thedong]

Roddy Your still mad cuz I let ur crackhead daddy suc me up 4 a dime piece huh!?! My bad nigga, I didn't really think the bitch ass nigga was gone do it! He was going so hard so why stop'em!?! He was going 4 gold.


lmao, damn badfish, he pwned you this one, you have to admit it's pretty funny.

[thedong]

An if I was fuckin yo wife & kid & yo wife started eatin her pussy while I was eatin yo wifes! Who's da nasty muthafucka!?!

Dam my *igg, that shit is funny but something definitely wrong with you. :lol

[thedong]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs021.snc1/4247_80843047956_588812956_1948256_224775_n.jpg

I'm proud of her for getting a 'cunt' tat, that shit sexyyyyy as shit.

[TheMACHINE]

Is Sasha your girlfriend? If yes, don't worry he will let you an*l him win or lose.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v309/Janthony019/sasha3.jpg

[jermaine]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs021.snc1/4247_80843047956_588812956_1948256_224775_n.jpg

I'm proud of her for getting a 'cunt' tat, that shit sexyyyyy as shit.

Boy you shouldve already hit that dookieshoot!

[TheMACHINE]

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/123/l_4e60f5c2314f4588977ddc90c1afb7a0.jpg

i'd hit it!

[thedong]

Boy you shouldve already hit that dookieshoot!


Dawg, I hear what you're saying, but the dookieshoot is all she has left, every single hole in her body has be penetrated and penis conquered already, she was saving her dookieshoot for a very special moment like tonight.

[jermaine]

Dawg, I hear what you're saying, but the dookieshoot is all she has left, every single hole in her body has be penetrated and penis conquered already, she was saving her dookieshoot for a very special moment like tonight.

Yes Jesus! I'm not a dookieshoot type nigga but if my woman wants it imma oblige her assets! Get drunk an beat that shit up! 2 times. Record it so you can see it sober!

[Roddy Beaubois]

Roddy Your still mad cuz I let ur crackhead daddy suc me up 4 a dime piece huh!?! My bad nigga, I didn't really think the bitch ass nigga was gone do it! He was going so hard so why stop'em!?! He was going 4 gold.

Whose troll is this supposed to be?

[jermaine]

Whose troll is this supposed to be?

Bitch I aint no troll! I was makin a nice remark about this nice mans freaky woman & you tried 2 put me on blast! Who the troll!?! Rhetorical question you dumbass you the dam troll you no play time gettin lil fuck!

[Roddy Beaubois]

Seeing as I was talking about sigz when I was "putting you on blast" maybe you are not a troll after all. You're just not very smart.

[TheMACHINE]

you two trolls got me lost.

[IronMexican]

Why do people think that jermaine is a troll? That's just how black people act. All my customers sound just like this guy. No dissing you, jermaine.

[jermaine]

Seeing as I was talking about sigz when I was "putting you on blast" maybe you are not a troll after all. You're just not very smart.

Fuck you & everything you love! & that's with all due disrespect! Bitch. Now how bout that!?!

[thedong]

Yes Jesus! I'm not a dookieshoot type nigga but if my woman wants it imma oblige her assets! Get drunk an beat that shit up! 2 times. Record it so you can see it sober!


I never tried the dookieshoot before, so I can't say fo sho if I am dookieshoot type of nigga or not, I guess we'll see. Hopefully tonight, if them Suns don't fuck it up for me.

[Roddy Beaubois]

Why do people think that jermaine is a troll? That's just how black people act. All my customers sound just like this guy. No dissing you, jermaine.

He popped up when Rogue was making a new troll every 3 seconds so I thought it might have been a really well disguised rogue troll.

[tlongII]

Jermaine's no troll. I heard him call into the Kori Ellis Show once.

[jermaine]

I never tried the dookieshoot before, so I can't say fo sho if I am dookieshoot type of nigga or not, I guess we'll see. Hopefully tonight, if them Suns don't fuck it up for me.

3 strait wins against Kobe!?! Is that humanly possible? I don't think you gone hit that 2nite but we gone pray 4 the best & mercey that her lil fine ass go ahead & let you get it!

[tlongII]

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/123/l_4e60f5c2314f4588977ddc90c1afb7a0.jpg

I'd hit it. In fact, I may have already hit it.

[Roddy Beaubois]

Do all black people type like they are trying to fit their message into 140 characters? Maybe thats why their so into twitter.

[thedong]

Do all black people type like they are trying to fit their message into 140 characters? Maybe thats why their so into twitter.


:lol

i knew you were joe wait. lol

[jermaine]

Why do people think that jermaine is a troll? That's just how black people act. All my customers sound just like this guy. No dissing you, jermaine.

Don't you play madden or something?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

http://www.ep.tc/problems/seven/thats_racist-update.gif

This seems appropriate for the thread. My guess is the kid is pissed because he wants some grape drink!

[easy7]

So basically a whole team and a very nice looking chick is going to get it in the ass tonight... :lmao

[mavsfan1000]

She is hot. Nice find. Hopefully some ass tonight for you.

[thedong]

Don't you play madden or something?


Jermaine aint no troll, the way I see it, he is just trying to express himself. If he can't be his damn self in a mother fucking forum, then how the fuck do you expect to him to be his mother fucking self, in real mother fucking life?

[IronMexican]

Don't you play madden or something?

I beast at that shit.

[Roddy Beaubois]

Jermaine aint no troll, the way I see it, he is just trying to express himself. If he can't be his damn self in a mother fucking forum, then how the fuck do you expect to him to be his mother fucking self, in real mother fucking life?

when are you gonna get your team changed dong? Your looking like a douche repping the spurs right now tbh

btw is your gf on or off the H right now :lol. Or was that just a joke.

[jermaine]

I beast at that shit.

Then go play! Get yo lil ass & go sit down somewhere

[thedong]

when are you gonna get your team changed dong? Your looking like a douche repping the spurs right now tbh

btw is your gf on or off the H right now :lol. Or was that just a joke.



How the fuck am I suppose to change it???? I tried PM'ing that dude, but no response, still.

And yeah, she is off the H, she goes to free group therapy at downtown every Monday and Wednesday. But she still smokes a shit ton of weed, which is 1000000X improvement over H.

[TheMACHINE]

http://www.ep.tc/problems/seven/thats_racist-update.gif

This seems appropriate for the thread. My guess is the kid is pissed because he wants some grape drink!

tsznX8-hL0o

[dirk4mvp]

Jermain is an assbag troll, tbh.

[Amarelooms]

Careful with your bets....I had to eat my girl out for 20 mins straight during the Spurs vs Suns series

:elephant

[Giuseppe]

Careful with your bets....I had to eat my mom out for 20 mins straight during the Spurs vs Suns series

:elephant

Ewwwwwwwww!!!

[thedong]

Ewwwwwwwww!!!


I actually don't mind going down on my girl, as long as she kepts that area neat and somewhat fresh, I'm good.

[LoneStarState'sPride]

I actually don't mind going down on my girl, as long as she kepts that area neat and somewhat fresh, I'm good.

Somebody doesn't read very thoroughly........

[TheMACHINE]

Somebody doesn't read very thoroughly........

:lol

[thedong]

Oh, my bad.

I can't think straight, can you blame me?

[IronMexican]

Ewwwwwwwww!!!

:rollin

[thedong]

I have to go. Wish me luck!!!!!!!!!!!!


GO SUNS! ^_^

[LnGrrrR]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2569/170/48/588812956/n588812956_1597558_8222274.jpg


That's her btw

:hitit:

[LoneStarState'sPride]

Oh, my bad.

I can't think straight, can you blame me?
Nope, not really lol

[LnGrrrR]

Good luck man!

[BlackSwordsMan]

tell her put that anema away suns aren't winning today

[Indazone]

If that girl were blonde she'd look just like Christina Applegate. That chick is some kinda freaky! ;)

[BlackSwordsMan]

good catch inda

[BlackSwordsMan]

she really does

[mavsfan1000]

Too bad.

[Quit Hatin']

looks like lakerfans get to run a train on your bitch.

[me15lo]

not happening brother

[TampaDude]

i'd hit it!

+1 :toast

[jag]

If you were hitting it right, you wouldn't have to depend on the outcome of an NBA game so you can knock your girl in the rear. That being said, i hope the suns win. It'll make the series better...and im sure you'll go through with your bet and beat off onto your floor while pretending youre ramming "your girl."

[Vinnie_Johnson]

Better put on two condoms with that one.

[DAF86]

Nobody posts sexy pictures of their girlfriends in the web.

[JamStone]

I didn't read the entire thread, but if Phoenix loses, does she get to do anal on you?

[Spursfan092120]

lol...Is this the game thread?..just now thought of that.

[Spursfan092120]

Jason Fucking Richardson...wow..

[Spursfan092120]

Wow...fucking heartbreaker.

[lefty]

It looks like OP is up for another sexless 12 month period

[Kamala]

I didn't read the entire thread, but if Phoenix loses, does she get to do anal on you?

That's only fair:lol

[ginobilized]

OP
does this mean that a: ron artest gets to give her the gift or
b:she gives you the same?

[Nahtanoj]

I didn't read the entire thread, but if Phoenix loses, does she get to do anal on you?

lmao

[Banzai]

1ytCEuuW2_A

[peteee]

her pussy darned? or are you fucking gay?

[TheMACHINE]

the only sad part about the Lakers winning is thedong gets no anal. Poor guy.

[Indazone]

ya but the thedong should have to pay the penalty. I hope she got a strapon.

[crc21209]

ya but the thedong should have to pay the penalty. I hope she got a strapon.

:lol

[Nahtanoj]

ya but the thedong should have to pay the penalty. I hope she got a strapon.

rofl

[thedong]

Fuckers, what a wild night. Lots of mix emotions, when Artest hit that put back I was like f****************k, for a few seconds it did felt like someone just penetrated a huge block cock on my ass.

But we talked it out, she did appreciate that I was willing to wait. I asked what she wants in return, and she wanted nothing. And we did it anyways.

Now that's a great a girlfriend. I am planning on taking her out to a nice restaurant this saturday, I have to get my shit straight homies, I think I may have a keeper on my hands.

[thedong]

pictures coming soon, yes I took some photos, just to prove some of you douche bag who thinks that this shit aint real.

[HarlemHeat37]

Anal is overrated as fuck, TBH..

[thedong]

Anal is overrated as fuck, TBH..


http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/30/l_6811512302d2b4481c1074211d91c2fd.jpg


Right after we did it. <3

And yes anal was a bit overrated, but it did feel special because it was both our first time to try the ''dookieshoot''. lol.

[TheMACHINE]

naked pix of her or it didnt happen

[HarlemHeat37]

The actual sex isn't overrated, but the fact that it hurts the female makes it unappealing IMO..unless you're Pakistani or a Laker fan(or both), it would probably feel uncomfortable seeing a woman in pain..

[thedong]

Dude, I am not going to post naked pics of her, we don't even have them. lol
She is reading the comments from you guys right now, and she is 'lol'ing' as we speak.
She thinks that Jermaine is a such a hoot.

[thedong]

The actual sex isn't overrated, but the fact that it hurts the female makes it unappealing IMO..unless you're Pakistani or a Laker fan(or both), it would probably feel uncomfortable seeing a woman in pain..


We spent about 5-7 minutes trying to make it work, lol.
But ended up finishing it off with the good old-good old instead.

[dirk4mvp]

The actual sex isn't overrated, but the fact that it hurts the female makes it unappealing IMO..unless you're Pakistani or a Laker fan(or both), it would probably feel uncomfortable seeing a woman in pain..

crofl

[TheMACHINE]

lingerie pix of her or it didnt happen

[thedong]

geeeeez, some of you are horndogs. last pic for tonight. It was from last weekend, took it with my cam phone.

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/10/l_de594e9fc7a77ffceac4ff970a0d67be.jpg

[thedong]

Anyways, nights like this makes me wish it was a Friday, or I didn't have to work early tomorrow. Great game none the less, the basketball fan in me was very with the results, we can only hope that tomorrows game will be as good, if not better.

[HarlemHeat37]

LOL @ Mrs. Pacquiao trying to get his porn fix off SpursTalk..

[lebomb]

If you're girl is in PAIN during anal sex, you didnt get her ready for some rear action correctly. You have to soften her fawtbox up with your finger........then use plenty of lube. It should feel like the Spurs 5th championship to her, if done correctly.


:hat

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I have to get my shit straight homies,.

Wouldn't it be hers that's crooked after this?

[stretch's wife]

there have been some good ideas in this thread

[silverblk mystix]

Fuckers, what a wild night. Lots of mix emotions, when Artest hit that put back I was like f****************k, for a few seconds it did felt like someone just penetrated a huge block cock on my ass.

But we talked it out, she did appreciate that I was willing to wait. I asked what she wants in return, and she wanted nothing. And we did it anyways.

Now that's a great a girlfriend. I am planning on taking her out to a nice restaurant this saturday, I have to get my shit straight homies, I think I may have a keeper on my hands.

...ummm...ok...

I am gathering that you have experienced a huge cock in your ass---if i read it correctly...

and/or that it makes you a laker fan/kobe fan

[easy7]

Fuckers, what a wild night. Lots of mix emotions, when Artest hit that put back I was like f****************k, for a few seconds it did felt like someone just penetrated a huge block cock on my ass.

But we talked it out, she did appreciate that I was willing to wait. I asked what she wants in return, and she wanted nothing. And we did it anyways.

Now that's a great a girlfriend. I am planning on taking her out to a nice restaurant this saturday, I have to get my shit straight homies, I think I may have a keeper on my hands.

Cock in ass and shit straight should not be allowed in the same thread.

[TampaDude]

Cock in ass and shit straight should not be allowed in the same thread.

:lmao

[Kill_Bill_Pana]

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/92/l_84210bc346a4994beba731cfed16f284.jpg




Damn, this is getting tense. I don't know how will hide my boner when the Suns are up by 15 with 3 minutes to go.

This is her? I will enter that backdoor with FURY!

[mingus]

ur girl looks like a whore.

[Kill_Bill_Pana]

ur girl looks like a whore.

Is she not?