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baseline bum
08-18-2004, 04:55 PM
that you're still fucked up the next day? Drinking games suck... I polished off a bottle of a bottle of Smirnoff in like 15 minutes last night y todavia estoy chingado.

MannyIsGod
08-18-2004, 05:01 PM
i hope the puking wasn't bad.

i played too much godamn beer pong this wekeend and had to drink way too much natural light. natty light, the beer of kings.

and yeah, i've woken up fucked up the next day several times.

timvp
08-18-2004, 05:02 PM
http://www.spiri-versand.de/produkte/courvoisier_xo.jpg

In 5 minutes.

I was drunk for three days.







P.S.

Since then, all alcohol tastes like crap to me. I think I ruined myself.

SpursWoman
08-18-2004, 05:21 PM
Vegas. One night of non-stop flowing Jack & Cokes and I was drunk for at least the whole next day.


I don't think I drank for 3 months once I got my legs back and the week-long nausea passed.

CosmicCowboyXXX
08-18-2004, 05:30 PM
did a bunch of dried mushrooms once in college. waited about 45 minutes and when nothing happened did some more....when nothing happened in 45 minutes did some more...when nothing happened in 30 minutes dropped a tab of orange sunshine...about two minutes after I dropped the acid the first *ZIIIIIIING* from the first batch of mushrooms hit. ****.

I wish I had drank a bottle of vodka.

I was sitting out on the dock on Town Lake in Austin watching the sun rise.






two days later.

DuffMcCartney
08-18-2004, 05:37 PM
Baseline are you Terry?

(Terry)
Hello, Hello. My names Terry and I'm a law abider
There's nothing I like more than getting fired up on beer
And when the weekends here I to exercise my right to get paralytic and fight
Good bloke fairly
But I get well leery when geezers look at me funny
Bounce 'em round like bunnies
I'm likely to cause mischief
Good clean grief you must believe and I ain't no thief.
Law abiding and all, all legal.
And who cares about my liver when it feels good
Wwhat you need is some real manhood.
Rasher Rasher Barney and Kasha putting peoples backs up.
Public disorder, I'll give you public disorder.
I down eight pints and run all over the place
Spit in the face of an officer
See if that bothers you cause I never broke a law in my life
Someday I'm gonna settle down with a wife
Come on lads lets have another fight

(Tim)
Eh hello. My names Tim and I'm a criminal,
In the eyes of society I need to be in jail
For the choice of herbs I inhale.
This ain't no wholesale operation
Just a few eighths and some Playstations my's vocation
I pose a threat to the nation
And down the station the police hold no patience
Let's talk space and time
I like to get deep sometimes and think about Einstein
And Carl Jung And old Kung Fu movies I like to see
Pass the hydrator please
Yeah I'm floating on thin air.
Going to Amsterdam in the New Year - top gear there
Cause I taker pride in my hobby
Home made bongs using my engineering degree
Dear Leaders, please legalise weed for these reasons.

(Terry)
Like I was saying to him.
I told him: "Top with me and you won't leave."
So I smacked him in the head and downed another Carling
Bada Bada Bing for the lad's night.
Mad fight, his face's a sad sight.
Vodka and Snake Bite.
Going on like a right geez, he's a twat,
Shouldn't have looked at me like that.
Anyway I'm an upstanding citizen
If a war came along I'd be on the front line with em.
Can't stand crime either them hooligans on heroin.
Drugs and criminals those thugs on the penny coloured will be the downfall of society
I've got all the anger pent up inside of me.

(Tim)
You know I don't see why I should be the criminal
How can something with no recorded fatalities be illegal
And how many deaths are there per year from alcohol
I just completed Gran Tourismo on the hardest setting
We pose no threat on my settee
Ooh the pizza's here will someone let him in please
"We didn't order chicken, Not a problem we'll pick it out
I doubt they meant to mess us about
After all we're all adults not louts."
As I was saying, we're friendly peaceful people
We're not the ones out there causing trouble.
We just sit in this hazy bubble with our quarters
Discussing how beautiful Gail Porter is.
MTV, BBC 2, Channel 4 is on until six in the morning.
Then at six in the morning the sun dawns and it's my bedtime.

(Terry)
Causing trouble, your stinking rabble
Boys saying I'm the lad who's spoiling it
You're on drugs it really bugs me when people try and tell me I'm a thug
Just for getting drunk
I like getting drunk
Cause I'm an upstanding citizen
If a war came along I'd be on the front line with em.

(Tim)
Now Terry you're repeating yourself
But that's okay drunk people can't help that.
A chemical reaction inside your brain causes you to forget what you're saying.

(Terry)
What. I know exactly what I'm saying
I'm perfectly sane
You stinking student lameo
Go get a job and stop robbing us of our taxes.

(Tim)
Err, well actually according to research
Government funding for further education pales in insignificance
When compared to how much they spend on repairing
Leery drunk people at the weekend
In casualty wards all over the land.

(Terry)
Why you cheeky little swine come here
I'm gonna batter you. Come here.

DuffMcCartney
08-18-2004, 05:38 PM
BTW yeah I have been that drunk before...on tequila...I mean I was so drunk I drank beer...and I HATE beer. Was drunk the next day when I tried to turn down the ac cause it was blazing hot in my room.

Joe Chalupa
08-18-2004, 06:00 PM
Oh yes. I've done shrooms and also didn't feel the effect so I ate some more and the next thing you know I broke through to the other side.
Woke up and was still trippin'.

But I can't say I've woken up still drunk.

CosmicCowboyXXX
08-18-2004, 06:18 PM
The problem was it was the first time I had done them dried. When they are fresh the first *ZIIIIIIIIING* usually happens 20-30 minutes later...when they are dried I found out the first *ZIIIIIIING* is more like 2-3 hours later but just as intense once it starts...I massively overdid it...

CosmicCowboyXXX
08-18-2004, 06:22 PM
Did a bunch of peyote cactus once too...weird stuff...when that mescaline drops the hammer on your brain it automatically tells your stomach to puke...but it is such a smooth trip it is probably the only time in my life I have enjoyed puking....:lol

Jimcs50
08-18-2004, 06:28 PM
^^^^^^^^ The above people probably scored low on The how long will you Live quiz. :)

CosmicCowboyXXX
08-18-2004, 06:34 PM
"Out Of The Blue"

My my, hey hey
Rock and roll is here to stay
It's better to burn out
Than to fade away
My my, hey hey.

Out of the blue
and into the black
They give you this,
but you pay for that
And once you're gone,
you can never come back
When you're out of the blue
and into the black.

The king is gone
but he's not forgotten
This is the story
of a Johnny Rotten
It's better to burn out
than it is to rust
The king is gone
but he's not forgotten.

Hey hey, my my
Rock and roll can never die
There's more to the picture
Than meets the eye.
Hey hey, my my.

DuffMcCartney
08-18-2004, 07:44 PM
Damn...I want to try peyote. That shit sounds sweet.

CosmicCowboyXXX
08-18-2004, 07:46 PM
I wouldn't reccomend it Duff. I had a surplus of brain cells to burn...:wink

CosmicCowboyXXX
08-18-2004, 07:59 PM
Seriously Duff, if you are really interested they are easy to find and pick. The best time to pick them are at sunrise in December. They grow all over the brush country in south Texas, especially in the Freer, Encinal and Laredo area. Drive down any road in the area and look for a good spot...the taller fences usually mean it is a good area. They are serious about their peyote down there. Don't worry about the fence...heavy pliers or small bolt cutters will get you right in...then as it gets to be daylight look for the boxes in stilts. These are built by the serious mescaline hunters who spend the night there after doing the mesacaline the night before. They are usually in the best areas so go straight to the first one you see. if you can't find any right away don't be shy...go to the box on stilts, bang on the tower and ask the guy in the box where the mescaline is. I am sure he will be glad to help you since you are a rookie...

Happy hunting!

DuffMcCartney
08-18-2004, 08:04 PM
Cosmic....is this what they call.....

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/630562285X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Shelly
08-18-2004, 08:07 PM
Dang, CC. Are you trying to get the boy shot????

CosmicCowboyXXX
08-18-2004, 08:10 PM
hehehe

I would have clued him in if he had asked me where Freer was.

:lol

Shelly
08-18-2004, 08:11 PM
You forgot the part where he's supposed to ask for Pepe...

CosmicCowboyXXX
08-18-2004, 08:13 PM
actually the average trophy hunter who is probably paying $6000 to $8000 to hunt that area would have already fired a warning shot before he got close enough to ask for Pepe...:wink

Shelly
08-18-2004, 08:17 PM
Is it sold on the streets? I have never come across it ever back in the day.

T Park Num 9
08-18-2004, 08:17 PM
never had the desire to get that stupid.


Never saw the point.

Shelly
08-18-2004, 08:21 PM
3

2

1

CosmicCowboyXXX
08-18-2004, 08:22 PM
Shelly, it was never sold on the streets that I saw. Too bulky and perishable like fruit. But it does grow in South Texas and is fairly easy to recognize.

And TPark I don't know if you were referring to the drugs or the alcohol but judging from your posts you are making the right choice and you too should conserve the brain cells you have.

SpursWoman
08-18-2004, 09:26 PM
I was turned off by that kind of *stuff* at a very tender age. Why do I feel so lame? :wtf





:wink :lol

Joe Chalupa
08-19-2004, 05:47 AM
Peyote.... 8)

DuffMcCartney
08-19-2004, 03:18 PM
I seriously gotta invest more of my time in getting more pot, peyote, and shrooms. I remember the first time I did shrooms...I went driving...man it was crazy. Seems I've done damn near everything..drunk driving, shroom driving, but anywho I didn't really feel anything until I got back...it was awesome...but after a while I was like jeez when is this stuff gonna end.

CosmicCowboyXXX
08-19-2004, 03:20 PM
I seriously gotta invest more of my time in getting more pot, peyote, and shrooms. I remember the first time I did shrooms...I went driving...man it was crazy. Seems I've done damn near everything..drunk driving, shroom driving, but anywho I didn't really feel anything until I got back...it was awesome...but after a while I was like jeez when is this stuff gonna end.

hehehe might wanna pay Jim his tuition money back first...:lol

Shelly
08-19-2004, 03:28 PM
Remind me not to be on the streets when you're out driving, Duff.

If you're gonna do that shit, then stay inside. Seriously.

CosmicCowboyXXX
08-19-2004, 03:49 PM
hehehe

and people wonder why we like to carry guns in our pickups.

Jimcs50
08-19-2004, 03:51 PM
SADD

Shelly Against Drunk Driving
:p


Duff, Shelly is right, if you are under the influence of drugs especially alcohol, stay out of the car.

DuffMcCartney
08-19-2004, 03:58 PM
It's not like I do it every weekend..I only did it...twice. Besides I knew what i was doing...I'm not a psycho drunk like some people are.

I'm more of a boring/sleepy drunk.

Here you go Shelly...I'm gonna buy this shirt and wear it to a GTG just for you.

http://home.ripway.com/2003-11/37679/42_1.jpg

Shelly
08-19-2004, 04:08 PM
It's not like I do it every weekend..I only did it...twice. Besides I knew what i was doing

Famous last words.

Duff, I've been there, done that. And there were plenty of times I KNOW I should not have been driving. The laws are a lot stricter now than they were when I was your age.

Actually, I find that shirt funny, but it's still stupid to be driving home wasted. Have a DD.

And yes, if you killed someone close to me, I would be mad as hell. As would you if someone killed someone in your family.

DuffMcCartney
08-19-2004, 04:10 PM
I didn't know I shouldn't have been driving...I wasn't THAT drunk.

Shelly
08-19-2004, 04:12 PM
Whatever, Duff.

But for your own safety and the safety of others, find someone else to drive if you want to get fucked up. Very simple.

CosmicCowboyXXX
08-19-2004, 04:18 PM
look at it this way Duff...

if you pile yourself up in your car driving drunk/stoned I am gonna start a thread about you...

Subject: Poor SOB...

Comment: died a virgin...:lol


you wouldn't want that would you?

DuffMcCartney
08-19-2004, 04:22 PM
If i'd be dead..how would I know anyway?

Joe Chalupa
08-19-2004, 04:52 PM
I've never driven while on shrooms, peyote or acid....I'd much rather sit back and enjoy the trip.

I agree..driving is the last thing you should be doing.

Oh, and I haven't tripped in over 20 years

1369
08-19-2004, 04:54 PM
I seriously gotta invest more of my time in getting more pot, peyote, and shrooms.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the future of the United States...

Joe Chalupa
08-19-2004, 05:29 PM
Hey, even the current president dabbled in drugs...allegedly.

So did Bill, but he didn't inhale...allegedly. :p

Joe Chalupa
08-19-2004, 05:29 PM
Not that I'm condoning it.

DuffMcCartney
08-19-2004, 06:08 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the future of the United States...

Eh hello. My name's Ramon and I'm a criminal,
In the eyes of society I need to be in jail
For the choice of herbs I inhale.
This ain't no wholesale operation
Just a few eighths and some Playstations my's vocation
I pose a threat to the nation
And down the station the police hold no patience
Let's talk space and time
I like to get deep sometimes and think about Einstein
And Carl Jung And old Kung Fu movies I like to see
Pass the hydrator please
Yeah I'm floating on thin air.
Going to Amsterdam in the New Year - top gear there
Cause I taker pride in my hobby
Home made bongs using my engineering degree
Dear Leaders, please legalise weed for these reasons

iminlakerland
08-19-2004, 07:22 PM
In my opinion your a fucking asshole if you drive drunk. I could care less what happens to you but dont endanger others! I dont care if you dont think your drunk.

DuffMcCartney
08-19-2004, 07:30 PM
my opinion

Doesn't matter.

Tommy Duncan
08-20-2004, 12:15 AM
You guys are too hardcore for me. I F'ed myself up on some good old sake bombs back in May. Spent the better part of the next morning attempting to rehydrate myself but of course my body was rejecting water at that point. Took a final that afternoon. Did well enough for an A in that class.

Also did a reprise of this about a month or do ago. Not sake bombs but a toxic brew of beers and hard liquor while barhopping. Somewhere during the night a buddy and I ran into this kid who was handing out free Buds for Budweiser. Woke up at 5am and was instantly reminded of my dinner selection the night before. Somehow I made it to the office that morning, albeit a half hour late. First comment from a co-worker was "Man who hit you in the junk?" Stared at the papers on my desk for a half hour before I went home and slept the morning away.

TastesLikeChicken
08-20-2004, 12:23 AM
Yeah! You tell'em Duff! You drive drunk all you want! You're the coolest virgin I know! Tomorrow at lunch, you got a seat at the cool table.


Malik Sealy's widow loves you.

DuffMcCartney
08-20-2004, 01:06 AM
Tomorrow at lunch, you got a seat at the cool table.

At Bennigans?