What's the most unfunny shtick on Spurstalk?

[Tom Slick]

There are gonna be things I forget, so pick amongst what is provided

[JJ Hickson]

Anything Lefty says.

[thispego]

you didn't provide shit, bitch!

[BadOdor]

Lefty is not a shtick, imho. He's really that shitty of a poster.

[21_Dickings]

Koolaid_Man. Single parent, writer of freaky jams with retarded political takes, and poor imitation of Lakaluva.

[dallasmavsnfuego214]

probly Lakaluva's attention whore-ishness. He thinks he's on our minds 24/7 yet i probly think about him for 5 seconds a day :lol

[D2Procon]

Lefty is not a shtick, imho. He's really that shitty of a poster.

You're the shitty poster tacker. I like how you got your troll in here to vouch you. Lol insecure little bitch,

lol tacker

lol ashraf

lol britney spears

[thispego]

There it is. I vote for the schtick where everyone on spurtalk steals and uses the mookie crew sayings

[JJ Hickson]

You're the shitty poster tacker. I like how you got your troll in here to vouch you. Lol insecure little bitch,

lol tacker

lol ashraf

lol britney spears



The "I'm rubber you're glue" defense. A typical Tacker tactic.

[Tom Slick]

You're the shitty poster tacker. I like how you got your troll in here to vouch you. Lol insecure little bitch,

lol tacker

lol ashraf

lol britney spears


lol calling everyone Tacker as a defense mechanism to deflect the obvious fact you are Tacker

[D2Procon]

The "I'm rubber you're glue" defense. A typical Tacker tactic.

thats nice to know tacker/badodor/jjhickson

[JJ Hickson]

There it is. I vote for the schtick where everyone on spurtalk steals and uses the mookie crew sayings


I vote for the shtick where a little skinny nerd with glasses tries to act like a tough guy because he's on the internet and says shit that he would NEVER say in person because he would get his pussy ass curb stomped.


http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/4697/0530072242.jpg

What a badass!

[D2Procon]

I vote for the shtick where a little skinny nerd with glasses tries to act like a tough guy because he's on the internet and says shit that he would NEVER say in person because he would get his pussy ass curb stomped.

Good to hear Tacker

[Kwame Brown]

honorable mention:

Culburn's weirdness

BR's retarted basketball takes

BUMP randomly hijacking threads with his trolls

Ghazi's homerism

BlackSwordsMan's one-liners (underrated because of lefty but much similar kind of poster)

[BadOdor]

thats nice to know tacker/badodor/jjhickson

Hi tacker. If you work on your "OMG STERN IZ CONSPIRACY!" act more, you have lots of potential imho.

[Tom Slick]

The odd coincidence where D2Procon and Tacker both have/had sigs with photoshopped picks of Stern and referees is hilarious.

[D2Procon]

Hi tacker. If you work on your "OMG STERN IZ CONSPIRACY!" act more, you have lots of potential imho.

K tacker, Ill work on my David Stern conspiracy and you can work on your layups/britney spears video or whatever you did.

[BadOdor]

K tacker, Ill work on my David Stern conspiracy and you can work on your layups/britney spears video or whatever you did.

Cool story Ashraf. Be sure toask br for some tips, he's been whining about refs/stern far longer than you have.

[D2Procon]

Cool story Ashraf. Be sure toask br for some tips, he's been whining about refs/stern far longer than you have.

You're a funny cat tacker.

[BadOdor]

You're a funny cat tacker.

Thanks tacker.

[thispego]

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/4697/0530072242.jpg

What a badass!
you got that right! dude's fuckin baaaad

[BadOdor]

Hey, bro, what's that guy trying to do with his mouth? lol mouth breather.

[Tom Slick]

:lmao Thispego internet badass.

[DPG21920]

While some of these are certainly annoying, the worst thing is when posters are very unoriginal. When people just copy other peoples stuff, it becomes 10x more douche and annoying.

You know who you are.

[lefty]

Jj Hickson
BadOdor
Kwame Brown

[Tom Slick]

:lmao Lefty is just listing off the people who think he's not funny, that's a looooooooooooooooooooooong list you dumb Canadian.

[BadOdor]

Now he's gonna be called Agent Orange ^one of lefty's one liners. Yeah, it seriously is.

[Tom Slick]

:lmao "Agent Orange"


It's funny cause people in jail wear orange jump suits!

[lefty]

I'm dumb because I think Lefty is Canadian when nothing indicates that he is.

[lefty]

^one of lefty's one liners. Yeah, it seriously is.
Prove it

[ginobili's bald spot]

:lmao Lefty is just listing off the people who think he's not funny, that's a looooooooooooooooooooooong list you dumb Canadian.

:lol Exactly it's hilarious. It obviously gets to him which is why he has posted it in two threads now. Successful trolls were successful imo.

[lefty]

:lol Exactly it's hilarious. It obviously gets to him which is why he has posted it in two threads now. Successful trolls were successful imo.

[Ghazi]

Wheres BR Hornets WNBA shit?

[Tom Slick]

Prove it


http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4177344&postcount=4


:lmao now it's proven you Canadian cock jockey.

[BadOdor]

lol lefty the dumb canadian.

[monosylab1k]

Wheres BR Hornets WNBA shit?

+1

Also "anything Bob Lanier says"

[lefty]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4177344&postcount=4


:lmao now it's proven you Canadian cock jockey.
That proves nothing

Other than you are obsessed with me

You gay bastard

[BadOdor]

if that happens, agent zero will become agent orange

hahahahaha because people in jail wear orange suits, get it??!!!! Hahahahahaha

[Tom Slick]

That proves nothing

Other than you are obsessed with me

You gay bastard


Really dumbshit, it doesn't prove that's a one liner of yours?

[lefty]

hahahahaha because people in jail wear orange suits, get it??!!!! Hahahahahaha
What?

That was funny :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:l ol:lol:lol:lol

[lefty]

Really dumbshit, it doesn't prove that's a one liner of yours?
I dont know

But It certainly proves that you are obsessed with me

You old gay bastard

[Giuseppe]

Wheres BR Hornets WNBA shit?

He ought to be beat with a stick for it.

[DPG21920]

I don't get the Lefty hate? Sure, he may not be the funniest guy ever, but his one liners have turned into something funny. Other than that, it is harmless.

The other guys listed take annoying to a new level sometimes.

Like when one Mav fan says something and comes up w/ a shtick, and then every other unoriginal person just copies it as if they came up with it.

lol boom roasting

[redzero]

I dont know

But It certainly proves that you are obsessed with me

You old gay bastard

Tom Slick would kick your ass because he's a motherfucker.

[Tom Slick]

My mistake for not including BR's WNBA thing, but that's not intended to be funny, it's just the cajun coon being the dumbass he is.

[lefty]

I don't get the Lefty hate? Sure, he may not be the funniest guy ever, but his one liners have turned into something funny. Other than that, it is harmless.

The other guys listed take annoying to a new level sometimes.

Like when one Mav fan says something and comes up w/ a shtick, and then every other unoriginal person just copies it as if they came up with it.

lol boom roasting
Don't bother

It must be someone I own, and he is now using different accounts

[Tom Slick]

lol boom roasting


boom roasted was something from the office, no one in the Mavcrew created it.

[thispego]

:lmao Thispego internet badass.

Real life badass, too! :tu

[BadOdor]

I don't get the Lefty hate? Sure, he may not be the funniest guy ever, but his one liners have turned into something funny Funny as in they are now constantly made fun off, or actually funny?

[DPG21920]

Funny as in they are now constantly made fun off, or actually funny?

Funny because they are a source of great ridicule and off spring jokes.

[DPG21920]

boom roasted was something from the office, no one in the Mavcrew created it.

I know, but one of them started applying it. I am not talking about creating the most original thing ever (as in no one ever before has used something), I am talking about the application.

[BadOdor]

Funny because they are a source of great ridicule and off spring jokes.

Sons I'd have to agree then.

[lefty]

Actually I'm funny



And I can prove it:


http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=150658

[DPG21920]

That is true. That alone should be enough.

[Tom Slick]

Wait, so you created Lakaluva's fake twitter account :lmao

And you're accusing someone else of being obsessed with you.

[DPG21920]

No, he found LL's twitter account and posted it for all to see.

[BadOdor]

lol lefty not only really unfunny, but is also obsessed.

[BUMP]

I don't completely understand the lefty hate either

BlackSwordsMan is a lot worse

[lefty]

Wait, so you created Lakaluva's fake twitter account :lmao

And you're accusing someone else of being obsessed with you.
No I just poked some fun at Luva

But you, you created different ST accouints just because I must have owned you in the past, and you don't want me to know who you really are

Too keep track of an old, single post, is kind of weird

[Tom Slick]

:lmao saying I keep track, sorry you're too dumb to use the search application on ST.

[lefty]

No, he found LL's twitter account and posted it for all to see.
:lol

[lefty]

:lmao saying I keep track, sorry you're too dumb to use the search application on ST.
Prove that you used the search function

[BadOdor]

lol not knowing how to use the search function.

[Tom Slick]

Prove that you used the search function


Wow, you're stupidity knows no bounds. Click on advanced search, you can type in key words (I used "agent orange") and the user who's post contained those words (so I chose "Lefty") and it took no time to find your post.

[JJ Hickson]

Wait, so you created Lakaluva's fake twitter account :lmao

And you're accusing someone else of being obsessed with you.


Hypocrisy at it's finest. Just like the guy who stalked renaldo balkman. I don't like either of those posters but that kind of obsessive behavior is just gay.

[lefty]

Wow, you're stupidity knows no bounds. Click on advanced search, you can type in key words (I used "agent orange") and the user who's post contained those words (so I chose "Lefty") and it took no time to find your post.
I know how to use it, you dumbfuck

I'm asking you to prove that you acatually used to find my post

[DPG21920]

BTW, I thought it was a Bulls fan that stalked Renaldo to the point where he admitted what he did?

[ginobili's bald spot]

Actually I'm funny



And I can prove it:


http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=150658

You are so hurt by being called not funny that you tracked down a link to an old thread you made to seek approval from people? :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao That's just sad man. Do you have really low self esteem or something?

See guys! I'm funny see! Do you like me know? Do you? Huh?

[lefty]

You are so hurt by being called not funny that you tracked down a link to an old thread you made to seek approval from people? :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao That's just sad man. Do you have really low self esteem or something?

See guys! I'm funny see! Do you like me know? Do you? Huh?
Its not an old thread :rolleyes

[JJ Hickson]

BTW, I thought it was a Bulls fan that stalked Renaldo to the point where he admitted what he did?


It was. It was the idiot d2procon. I was just saying the situation was similar.

[DPG21920]

Damn, Renaldo.

[BadOdor]

BTW, I thought it was a Bulls fan that stalked Renaldo to the point where he admitted what he did?

That's just tacker stalking the people he's supposed to stalk.

[DPG21920]

That's just tacker stalking the people he's supposed to stalk.

:lol Are you purposely cycling through everyone's shtick?

[BadOdor]

:lol Are you purposely cycling through everyone's shtick?

Lame.

[lefty]

:lol Are you purposely cycling through everyone's shtick?
:lol

[jag]

I don't completely understand the lefty hate either

BlackSwordsMan is a lot worse

The difference is that blackswordsman doesn't try to be funny...he just posts random shit.

[Kori Ellis]

The whole NBA forum is lame/unfunny ... so I don't think there is a clear cut winner.

The Koolaidman/Lakaluva/OGBobbyJohnson deal is up there on the list of the dumbest stuff on ST.

Tacker coming back on other user names and then not even changing up his MO is more so lame than just unfunny.

KillBill pretending to be Greek and then pretending everyone else is racist against Greeks is another unfunny shtick.

The Mavs crew following around the Mookie crew and trying to scoff them is unfunny and unoriginal.

Then of course, everyone who uses the word "fag" all the time because they are too ignorant/juvenile to come up with a proper insult is definitely unfunny.

Like I told a few other people recently, the NBA forum is just a cesspool ... It used to be a good mix of actually good basketball conversation, along with some scattered funny trolling.

Now, there's very little basketball talk, a bunch of lame/re-hash trolling, and a ton of people calling each other homosexuals/pedophiles/losers. I'm not sure how anybody finds it entertaining.

At this point, there's probably two choices to fix it - 1) Close it down or 2) Ban 90% of you.

[Ghazi]

crucify em Kori!

[4>0rings]

But Culburn really IS a pedophile.

[DPG21920]

D2Procon is pretty gay tbh. I admitted I did do that gay shit after my girl dumped me for no reason after being with her for 4 years. Obviously if you get dumped for absolutely no reason after 4 fucking years you become insecure as shit for a while.

But Tacker/D2Procon/Ashraf/7 foot hoop wouldn't know due to the fact he has never touched a girl in his life.

It's not your fault.

[DPG21920]

"I don't know why calling people a cigarette is so funny"

- Lefty

[thispego]

Scrofl!

[DPG21920]

www.spurstalk.com/forums/cesspool?

[BUMP]

D2Procon is pretty gay tbh. Stalks me for no reason, then I admitted I did do that gay shit after my girl dumped me for no reason after being with her for 4 years. Obviously if you get dumped for absolutely no reason after 4 fucking years you become insecure as shit for a while.

But Tacker/D2Procon/Ashraf/7 foot hoop wouldn't know due to the fact he has never touched a girl in his life.

Wouldn't even worry about it to be honest. Nobody's perfect, the fact that somebody tried so hard to hunt somebody down like that to embarass them is pretty low.

It's not like being insecure at some point in your life is anything abnormal.

[BadOdor]

Yeah I agree, but tbh it was pretty lame to be like that.

But in the end Tacker shows how much of a homo he is by trying so hard to get approval of other posters of his troll.

Sons it just shows how much of a failure Tacker is that in a thread with so much material to own you, people were putting down the hammer on him for being so gay.

[BadOdor]

lol and the fact that he tries to call other people tacker.

Sons I agree. But you're still a homo for asking people about your jaw line.

[Barry Bonds]

crofl Tacker has as many laughs as I do legitimate homeruns! Zero!

:elephant:elephant

[dirk4mvp]

crofl Tacker has as many laughs as I do legitimate homeruns! Zero!

:elephant:elephant

lol knowing squat about the guy you based a troll on

[jag]

The NBA forum is pretty wild, but i feel like you can talk basketball if you want to talk basketball. I do get annoyed with evey other poster being a weak troll, and some people being on here all day without bringing a single basketball take. Oh well... As much of a cesspool as it is, i'd rather hang out in here than hang out in the blow-fest going on in the Spurs forum.

[Brad Wilkerson]

The NBA forum is pretty wild, but i feel like you can talk basketball if you want to talk basketball. I do get annoyed with evey other poster being a weak troll, and some people being on here all day without bringing a single basketball take. Oh well... As much of a cesspool as it is, i'd rather hang out in here than hang out in the blow-fest going on in the Spurs forum.

i think you might just be a complete faggott

[DPG21920]

What blow fest? Honestly, there is not a lot of homerism and plenty of people disagree w/ each other. Sure, during a long off season you deal w/ some mis-informed ideas, but from what I understand, ST is not even close to being as homer as other teams sites.

[Brad Sham]

"Romo scrambles to the left.........avoids the sack......throws.......it's caught....Crayton!!!....Touchdown Cowboys!!!"

[Tom Slick]

Tacker coming back on other user names and then not even changing up his MO is more so lame than just unfunny.


:lmao so D2Procon really is Tacker

[jag]

What blow fest? Honestly, there is not a lot of homerism and plenty of people disagree w/ each other. Sure, during a long off season you deal w/ some mis-informed ideas, but from what I understand, ST is not even close to being as homer as other teams sites.

It's gotten better, but i feel like it's somewhat stale. I always find myself scrolling through entire threads until i see a worthwhile poster and then I'll check out his opinion. I actually like the Think Tank much better.

For the most part I've always enjoyed talking with fans of opposing teams...so the idea of the Nba forum just suits me better.

[Brad Sham]

There's a holding call and it appears to be on Dallas.....gosh darnit it's #76.........march it back 10 yards

[midnightpulp]

The whole NBA forum is lame/unfunny ... so I don't think there is a clear cut winner.

The Koolaidman/Lakaluva/OGBobbyJohnson deal is up there on the list of the dumbest stuff on ST.

Tacker coming back on other user names and then not even changing up his MO is more so lame than just unfunny.

KillBill pretending to be Greek and then pretending everyone else is racist against Greeks is another unfunny shtick.

The Mavs crew following around the Mookie crew and trying to scoff them is unfunny and unoriginal.

Then of course, everyone who uses the word "fag" all the time because they are too ignorant/juvenile to come up with a proper insult is definitely unfunny.

Like I told a few other people recently, the NBA forum is just a cesspool ... It used to be a good mix of actually good basketball conversation, along with some scattered funny trolling.

Now, there's very little basketball talk, a bunch of lame/re-hash trolling, and a ton of people calling each other homosexuals/pedophiles/losers. I'm not sure how anybody finds it entertaining.

At this point, there's probably two choices to fix it - 1) Close it down or 2) Ban 90% of you.

I disagree. I think the NBA forum is good mix of trolling and basketball discussion. The amount you allow people to get away with is what makes your forum unique and a desirable place to hang out.

It's true that trolling has taken precedent over basketball discussion, but the reason for that can traced back to when the Lakers became relevant again. The post-Gasol trade flood of Lakers trolls has in turn spawned a great deal of counter-trolling.

We can only take so much Lakers superiority chest-thumping and frontrunning before we make some trolls moves of our own. Now, this probably wouldn't have been the case if these Lakers homers actually contributed in a worthwhile way, but most of their content consists of Kobe nuthugging, insulting fans of teams with less titles or no titles at all, and trumpeting their greatness at every opportunity. In a perfect online world, we'd just ignore them and they'd eventually get bored and stop their shtick, but that's obviously not going to happen. Most people, besides Namlook, don't get on a forum to ignore. People want conflict and want to argue, which is 90% of what drives any message board.

So the only recourse we have is to try to annoy and troll them to an equal degree that they annoy and troll us.

[Giuseppe]

Wouldn't hurt to tape your ass cheeks closed when the Suns come in to Texas either.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Do I get a prize for the least amount of votes?

[dirk4mvp]

Wouldn't hurt to tape your ass cheeks closed when the Suns come in to Texas either.

sup brah

[Drew Bledsoe]

Tacker's made more failed posts than I have career interceptions and sacks combined

:elephant:elephant

[midnightpulp]

Wouldn't hurt to tape your ass cheeks closed when the Suns come in to Texas either.

Contributing another drop into the cesspool :tu

[Giuseppe]

sup brah

Nothing, I'm still basking in the afterglow of putting the Suns out of my misery. I can't even get a good hate up for Boston yet and it's already Monday nite.

[Drew Bledsoe]

You should have put up Brett Favre as the troll. Hes got the record for most interceptions in NFL history.

Bledsoe was weak AmareLooms

:lol at thinking I'm Amarelooms, he's still online

That guess was almost as poor as my throwing accuracy

[LnGrrrR]

I picked Luva and Koolaid, but not for being black. Luva for thinking anyone believes his "chasing pussy" stories, and Koolaid for being damn near unintelligible with retarded takes/threads.

[Fpoonsie]

I still think the "boom roasted" shtick vanished entirely too quickly.

If there was an option to vote SOLELY for Koolaid, I would. I wouldn't group he and luva together, though. luva's actually a pretty solid troll/poster.

[Kori Ellis]

I disagree...

Of course you do. You have some of the lamest trolls here.

[badfish22]

:cry :cry :cry

[midnightpulp]

Of course you do. You have some of the lamest trolls here.

My sincere thanks to you for allowing them to exist then. :toast

[resistanze]

I don't know, I always thought KobME was an innovative nickname.

[Giuseppe]

My sincere thanks to you for allowing them to exist then. :toast

The Princess is correct here, Mid. Your effort here is weak and it is puny.

[BlackSwordsMan]

You're my princess.
tee,hee

[Giuseppe]

You're my princess.
tee,hee

Well, I do like to crossdress on occasion. I squeeze into my Laker Girl ensemble and watch old tapes of the '85 Finals.

[midnightpulp]

The Princess is correct here, Mid. Your effort here is weak and it is puny.

So what I need to do is come up with a catchphrase like "tee hee" to be considered big and strong, correct?

[Giuseppe]

So what I need to do is come up with a catchphrase like "tee hee" to be considered big and strong, correct?

No, but a roll of duct tape and some blunt tipped scissors wouldn't hurt ya none.

tee, hee.

[resistanze]

Well, I do like to crossdress on occasion. I squeeze into my Laker Girl ensemble and watch old tapes of the '85 Finals.

:lmao

[mogrovejo]

kool aid man has to go. Terrible, lame and very prolific poster whose propensity to open stupid threads creates an imbalance on the board frontpage by pushing good threads (basketball or trolling wise) out of it.

[dickface]

It's pretty funny how Kori knobslobs the Mookie Crew harder than timvp knobslobs Avery.

[midnightpulp]

kool aid man has to go. Terrible, lame and very prolific poster whose propensity to open stupid threads creates an imbalance on the board frontpage by pushing good threads (basketball or trolling wise) out of it.

+1

[stretch]

lakerfans are faggots

[Giuseppe]

You're probably just curious, Stretch.

tee, hee.

[Chieflion]

You're probably just curious, Stretch.

tee, hee.

Imcontrollinao! :lmao:lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

It's pretty funny how Kori knobslobs the Mookie Crew harder than timvp knobslobs Avery.

:lmao

[Giuseppe]

Duncan, what is the "Mookie Crew?"

[4>0rings]

It's pretty funny how Kori knobslobs the Mookie Crew harder than timvp knobslobs Avery.
lol

[DAF86]

It's pretty funny how Kori knobslobs the Mookie Crew harder than timvp knobslobs Avery.

Specially 'cause they do all the things she bitches about, and even worse. I've never seen a Mavs fan making fun of the photo of another's poster baby before.

[dirk4mvp]

lol lil mo

lol thispego

lol nerd with glasses

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Specially 'cause they do all the things she bitches about, and even worse. I've never seen a Mavs fan making fun of the photo of another's poster baby before.

Meanwhile they all look like giant tools.

[Mavs_man_41]

i hereby resign from the mav crew to join the culburn crew

[mogrovejo]

Yeah, who's the mookie crew again? I think I've asked this before, but I forgot the answer. Is koolaid a mookie crew troll?

[jag]

i hereby resign from the mav crew to join the culburn crew

So that makes it you, culburn and lakaluva. Nice

[Mavs_man_41]

Yeah, who's the mookie crew again? I think I've asked this before, but I forgot the answer. Is koolaid a mookie crew troll?

some high school nerds that banded together and became real close and stayed friends after high school who the mav crew make fun of. they try to act like badasses but wouldn't meet up to scrap with myself and mavs>spurs. thispego is really the only one that ever posts in the nba forum, you've probably seen his picture in the other thread and know him as "that nerdy guy with the glasses."

[Mavs_man_41]

So that makes it you, culburn and lakaluva. Nice

we'recontrollinao!

[Dookie Crew]

Yeah, who's the mookie crew again? I think I've asked this before, but I forgot the answer. Is koolaid a mookie crew troll?
koolaid is just a moron on his own. If he was a mookie crew troll Kori would find him funny.

The mookie crew is a group that has 4 main guys (mookie2001, Cant_be_faded, thispego, and 4cc) with 2 lesser guys (chode_regulator, and thereckoning). They agree on literally everything as if they're all the same person, they for some reason hate eminem, and they have a bunch of weird sayings that involve chodes and college football announcer Lee Corso. They also act like giant badasses when their pics indicate they're nerds in real life who got picked on in high school.

[Giuseppe]

we'recontrollinao!

:lmao

[redzero]

They also act like giant badasses when their pics indicate they're nerds in real life who got picked on in high school.

I've only seen pego's pic. Where are the other ones?

[DAF86]

I've only seen pego's pic. Where are the other ones?

You've seen the picture of almost the entire crew on this thread.

[mavs>spurs2]

I've only seen pego's pic. Where are the other ones?

:lmao mookie and CBF

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j295/Brian_125/crofl.jpg

[redzero]

:lmao mookie and CBF

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j295/Brian_125/crofl.jpg

I had a feeling that was it but I didn't want to say anything.

They must have been picked on in high school.

[4>0rings]

Who's the guy wearing the pumpkin?

[stretch]

koolaid is just a moron on his own. If he was a mookie crew troll Kori would find him funny.

The mookie crew is a group that has 4 main guys (mookie2001, Cant_be_faded, thispego, and 4cc) with 2 lesser guys (chode_regulator, and thereckoning). They agree on literally everything as if they're all the same person, they for some reason hate eminem, and they have a bunch of weird sayings that involve chodes and college football announcer Lee Corso. They also act like giant badasses when their pics indicate they're nerds in real life who got picked on in high school.

you forgot about the allan rowe guy

[mogrovejo]

koolaid is just a moron on his own. If he was a mookie crew troll Kori would find him funny.

The mookie crew is a group that has 4 main guys (mookie2001, Cant_be_faded, thispego, and 4cc) with 2 lesser guys (chode_regulator, and thereckoning). They agree on literally everything as if they're all the same person, they for some reason hate eminem, and they have a bunch of weird sayings that involve chodes and college football announcer Lee Corso. They also act like giant badasses when their pics indicate they're nerds in real life who got picked on in high school.


some high school nerds that banded together and became real close and stayed friends after high school who the mav crew make fun of. they try to act like badasses but wouldn't meet up to scrap with myself and mavs>spurs. thispego is really the only one that ever posts in the nba forum, you've probably seen his picture in the other thread and know him as "that nerdy guy with the glasses."

Yeah, that's it. thanks.

[Dookie Crew]

you forgot about the allan rowe guy

I thought allan rowe vs. wade was just a douchebag Spurs/longhorns fan?

[dirk4mvp]

tbh, there's other shitbags even lower on the totem pole than thereckoning. Faggots like Kermit, some hoe named Rita992 or some shit like that, and other homos I can't think of their names.

[BlackSwordsMan]

you forgot blackswordsman

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Yeah I'm not sure if Kermit is mookie crew or just a giant faggot. I always thought option B.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Are we talking pound for pound unfunniest? Because some of the stuff on the list wasn't completely terrible once upon a time, but rather became obnoxious by overuse. Which would be considered a shittier car: a brand new Yugo or a Dodge Shadow with 250,000 miles on it?

[Greg Oden]

Yeah I'm not sure if Kermit is mookie crew or just a giant faggot. I always thought option B.

Those options are interchangeable, imho. I've always gotten the vibe from him that he's been trying to make the squad for years now, even tho there wasn't a tryout. Altho when I see him and mookie crew in the same thread, the interaction seems like he's affiliated, tbh.

[Kori Ellis]

It's pretty funny how Kori knobslobs the Mookie Crew harder than timvp knobslobs Avery.

:cry :cry :cry

That's funny because the Mookie Crew will say that I kiss the Mavs Krew's collective ass, and that I'm always against the Mookie Crew.

So maybe the reality is that you are all wusses?

[Greg Oden]

:cry :cry :cry

That's funny because the Mookie Crew will say that I kiss the Mavs Krew's collective ass, and that I'm always against the Mookie Crew.

So maybe the reality is that you are all wusses?

Who's side are you on, my lady?

[dickface]

:lol i just said it was funny, I wasn't upset about it. tbh everybody knobslobs something.

dirk4mvp knobslobs peyton manning and jevan snead.
mavs>spurs knobslobs Indians.
mono knobslobs anthony randolph, Lupe, and apparently God.
DoK knobslobs Dragic and Zionists.
Ghazi knobslobs Pokemon, LeBron, handjobs, and terrorism.

[Serge Ibaka]

I didn't know mono was a bible bot till he started arguing with BadOdor.

[Roddy Beaubois]

lmao Snead, Indians, Randolph, Zionists and terrorism.

[Greg Oden]

tbh, dirk4mvp isn't a Snead fan.

[Koolaid_Man]

Who's side are you on, my lady?

it's me bitch:

ry-rTHOpgxE

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

:lmao can't start threads


gimme some of that purple stuff!

[Koolaid_Man]

:lmao can't start threads


gimme some of that purple stuff!


Congrats you guys sucked on Kori's dick until he had no choice....but if you've learned nothing else from Koolaid remember this: "Only impact personalities and players make a difference in life"...I've done excellent work and will continue my murderous rampage until the Lakers reach the mountaintop and after I'm officially banned you guys will circle fuck each other while you patiently await my return...:toast

[mogrovejo]

Koolaid_Man (http://spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19058)
Can't Start Threads


Nicely done. I applaud this decision.

[Koolaid_Man]

Koolaid_Man (http://spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19058)
Can't Start Threads


Nicely done. I applaud this decision.


of course you do all homo's think alike...there's a ball licking thread or sort of Ode to Kori that was just started you may want to chime in on that one as well...

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Congrats you guys sucked on Kori's dick until he had no choice....but if you've learned nothing else from Koolaid remember this: "Only impact personalities and players make a difference in life"...I've done excellent work and will continue my murderous rampage until the Lakers reach the mountaintop and after I'm officially banned you guys will circle fuck each other while you patiently await my return...:toast


You sound pissed brah, try making a thread to express your emotions. That usually helps.

[Koolaid_Man]

You sound pissed brah, try making a thread to express your emotions. That usually helps.


or perhaps I should try crying....trust me not as pissed as Steve Nash...

[Koolaid_Man]

tbh that was a retarded comeback


much like the look of your profile pic...with a mug like that I wouldn't be proud plastering that all over the net bro....

[Koolaid_Man]

And you stack on with the retarded insults.


actually that wasn't an insult you look like an extra from the Lion King..seriously....no shit...probably some ugly ass chic convinced you that you were handsome and you've been running with it ever since...NEWS FLASH!!!

[Koolaid_Man]

I am in the NBA. You are not.

Hence I get more ass than you.


so you're a trick too....no real playa says shit like that...You let a Nigga expose you with no real effort...you done son turn in that fake playas card you been carrying around...


All you're really saying is I couldn't get pussy until the league called me...now I trick all my money away on ass...what a tool...at least my Nigga Kobe didn't pay...that's a real playa son...

[BlackSwordsMan]

Oohhh yeah

[Cane]

Koolaid_Man (http://spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19058)
Can't Start Threads


Nicely done. I applaud this decision.

:toast

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Yes, back in the lead for least amount of votes, and 2/3 of the votes are people who are terrorist sympathizers, so i really only have 1 vote.

[DPG21920]

Mavs_Man's shtick is one of the worst imo. Going around asking internet people to fight him because he is so upset? That is lame as hell. Then he has the audacity to call out other people for doing stupid internet stuff. There is nothing funny in that.

2nd would be DOK's stuff. I get it, but it is not even meant to be funny I think.

[Tom Slick]

Mavs_Man's shtick is one of the worst imo. Going around asking internet people to fight him because he is so upset? That is lame as hell. Then he has the audacity to call out other people for doing stupid internet stuff. There is nothing funny in that.

2nd would be DOK's stuff. I get it, but it is not even meant to be funny I think.

right on cue faggot

[Baseline]

Anybody who pulls for sexual predators to win.

[Bukefal]

Actually I'm funny



And I can prove it:


http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=150658

you are right, this was actually pretty funny :lol

The others in the poll are more stupid, but that makes em a bit funny, so I chose your one liners and your negative bashing posts on almost everything. But the oneliners are probably also meant as being not-funny, thats why its funny, or no? lol

In the 'other sports' forum, you post serious though :toast

[LnGrrrR]

Congrats you guys sucked on Kori's dick until he had no choice....

Too bad my "stupid shit KM says" thread is closed, cause this would go right on there. How many guys do you know named Kori? Wait, don't answer that...

[resistanze]

I thought TDMVPDPOY had the 'one-liners' title on lock.