ESPN ''Pau Gasoft'' lol

[thedong]

I was just watching this show with Skip Bayless on ESPN, and he flat out called Pau, Pau ''Gasoft''. LMAO


The Celtics are running a train on that Spanish ass, all day all night. They gon' penetrate deep, sometimes full double penetration, Pau is scared of two black dudes double teaming him.


The Train:

http://static.technorati.com/10/01/22/3585/kevin-garnett4.jpg

http://www.nba.com/media/celtics/rasheed-jersey300350.jpg

http://www.nba.com/media/act_kendrick_perkins.jpg

http://www.unlikelywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/big-baby.jpg

http://lowposts.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/big_baby_shirt.jpg

GET SOME!!!! PAU GASOFT DONT WANT NONE OF ALL THESE

[D2Procon]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pau%20Gasoft

[thedong]

The nickname Lakers (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lakers) basketball player Pau Gasol (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pau%20Gasol) is given to describe his finesse type of playing and "wimpy" style. Most recently demonstrated in the NBA Finals when he just could not produce with his lack of physicality.
1st guy: Freakin Pau Gasoft is too freakin soft. Trade his ass.
2nd guy: Nah man he's good. We winning da ship in 09.

lol

[Ghazi]

why you hatin on Gasol? You slurped him quite often IIRC on db, usually to bash Dirk
:td :td :td

[Ghazi]

Also, I'm not a fan of this pussy, money, and weed saying. The first two are fine, but weed is a pussy drug. When Bron Bron comes to Big D we ain't smokin grass, we doin lines. Pussy, Money, Cocanie :danceclub :danceclub :danceclub

[lefty]

Everywhere cocaine

[peteee]

bro it's not because Pau being soft that he got crominated by the Celtics big muscles. Finals are supposedly violent like battles where muscles are made the most of, skills&intelligence least. At least Pau battled against these niggas back then, while the guy calling him soft would look like a feather confronting these same niggas.

[Leetonidas]

http://www.unlikelywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/big-baby.jpg

God damn this is like the gayest picture ever

[JamStone]

Big Baby will be using his tongue a lot when it's his turn.

But he also cries afterwards. He also needs to cuddle after.

[Deion Sanders]

hahaha.....oh, what a day!

[21_Blessings]

First, Round, Exit :danceclub :danceclub :danceclub

[Giuseppe]

So now the trade for Gasol is kosher?

tee, hee.

[jermaine]

I could careless who wins but like KG said "They gone bully them niggas". Gasoft don't have any help. Perk & Fatboy gone beat his ass up. Wallace & KG smart enough to play good D on his ass! The sad part is Kobe somewhere knowing this saying to family "Man I hope his soft ass come to play. I just know this bitch gone nut up". Lol

[CavsSuperFan]

Gasol is going to the NBA finals for the 3rd time in 3 years...Most coaches would take that softness...

[Quit Hatin']

Like the one we ran on your girlfriend's ass after the lakers skull fucked the suns :toast

Quit Hatin'

[TheMACHINE]

The Celtics are running a train on that Spanish ass, all day all night. They gon' penetrate deep, sometimes full double penetration, Pau is scared of two black dudes double teaming him.




Damn...one night of fucking ass and you think your an expert of all things anal huh?

[Allanon]

Laker haters can't keep their story straight.

One minute he's the greatest PF in the NBA and MVP of the Lakers. But Gasol disappears in Phoenix and now y'all calling him Gasoft...same as it's always been.

Make up your damn minds. :lol

[Giuseppe]

Al, returning, with his rod and his staff of truth.

[Allanon]

Al, returning, with his rod and his staff of truth.

Waddup, Cully. Just "checking assholes" :lol

[Giuseppe]

Just waiting the buzzer, Al, we know both the boys.

[kobyz]

Power Gasol or Pau Gasoft, he could be either one!

[Killakobe81]

LOL the MVP of the Lakers ...

You guys cant win cuz Perk will punk Pau ...

Bi-polar mf'ers ...

[mingus]

Gasol has been the best big in the NBA this year after the All-Star break . Duncan was clearly better through the first half of the season, though. Duncan can't take the grind of a full season like he used to. he peaks mid-season now.

[mingus]

and if Pau doesn't do as well against the the Celtics, it doesn't make him soft. Rasheed is a just a damn good post player. he's defended Duncan better than anyone pretty much since he came into the league.

[mingus]

btw, clealry a softer player than Gasol is Amare, but he doesn't get that label. i don't understand that...

[Mr Bones]

Pau Gasol is a pretty incredible person:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pau_Gasol





He originally did not want to make sports his career. On the day that Magic Johnson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Johnson) announced his HIV (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIV)-positive status in 1991, the 11-year-old Gasol, who had heard the news in school, decided that he wanted to be a doctor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physician) and find a cure for AIDS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIDS). He enrolled in medical school at the University of Barcelona (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Barcelona),[42] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pau_Gasol#cite_note-Jenkins_Page_1-41) but left as his basketball career at FC Barcelona advanced.[40] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pau_Gasol#cite_note-Jenkins_Page_3-39) He remains strongly interested in medicine. Gasol regularly visits Childrens Hospital of Los Angeles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Childrens_Hospital_of_Los_Angeles), a standard stop for athletes making charitable visits in the L.A. area, but does not limit his business to visiting young patients. On one visit, he asked a group of doctors well-informed questions about their treatment of children with scoliosis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoliosis). In April 2010, Gasol was scheduled to sit in on a spinal surgery, wearing surgical scrubs, with Dr. David Skaggs, the hospital's chief of orthopedic surgery. Skaggs has said, "We talk to him now almost like he is a surgical colleague."[42] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pau_Gasol#cite_note-Jenkins_Page_1-41)
Gasol also has a broad range of intellectual and cultural interests. He has taught himself Italian and French[42] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pau_Gasol#cite_note-Jenkins_Page_1-41) to go along with his childhood languages of Catalan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catalan_language) and Spanish plus English. He and Kobe Bryant (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobe_Bryant) speak to one another during games in Spanish to keep opponents from knowing their plans.[40] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pau_Gasol#cite_note-Jenkins_Page_3-39) Gasol also regularly reads historical novels, plays the works of French classical composers on his keyboard, and attends concerts and operas; he is a friend of Spanish superstar tenor Plácido Domingo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pl%C3%A1cido_Domingo), and often visits him backstage after performances.

[HarlemHeat37]

Gasol being soft will be determined following this crucial series..he's been amazing ever since Boston pushed him around(and Kobe), so we'll see how he responds this time..

Gasol was clearly the Lakers best player in the playoffs until the Phoenix series, it wasn't really debatable IMO..he continues to lead the Lakers in the playoffs in most of the advanced metrics + efficiency + rebounding + shot blocking..

[hitmanyr2k]

I don't think Gasol is soft at all but I wouldn't be surprised if he had an average series. I think this is just a bad matchup for him. The Celtics have big men in droves to throw at him and they can all give him different looks to knock him off his game. He's had it easy for the last 6 weeks with the likes of candy-ass PFs like Boozer and Amare to go against. None of these guys gave him a true test to prepare him for what he's about to face in the next week or two.

[Giuseppe]

Gasol was clearly the Lakers best player in the playoffs until the Phoenix series, it wasn't really debatable IMO..he continues to lead the Lakers in the playoffs in most of the advanced metrics + efficiency + rebounding + shot blocking..

..and having his salad tossed by Chef Lopez.