Jew hair

[monosylab1k]

I think everybody knows what a Jew fro is. But there's another Jew-specific hairstyle that I see all the time, but I don't know if there's a term for it. Can somebody enlighten me?

Basically the guys I can think of offhand that have this hairstyle are JJ Abrams, the guy from Road Trip, and the guy from the "WOW! THAT'S A LOW PRICE" ads.

http://www.buzzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/jj_abrams_20090504.jpg

http://www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Hamptons+Gotham+Magazine+Celebrate+Summer+1NRQcuUQ RH4l.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9pPJQLeb6WA/RkszrxW8RII/AAAAAAAAAb0/wwXpVuXvzZA/s400/merrill_bobolit.jpg

[monosylab1k]

It has similarities to the Jew Fro but it feels like this is a separate style. Am I right? Or does this still fall under the Jew Fro category?

[Blue Jew]

jew dreadlocks

[DAF86]

Curly jews

[DAF86]

Curly jews

More of a description of those guys than a hairstyle's name. :lol

[monosylab1k]

Curly jews

we all know you like your Jews fresh out of the oven and coated in Zyklon B.

[monosylab1k]

can any Jews out there stop counting their money for just a minute and let me know what kinda hairstyle that is?

You can go right back to being greedy and complaining about everything at restaurants, just help a brother out real quick.

[DAF86]

we all know you like your Jews fresh out of the oven and coated in Zyklon B.

I prefer my jews with big tits, nice ass and a tight pussy.

[exstatic]

Jewbacca

[monosylab1k]

You're just too good to be Jew...

[mingus]

that's just a jewfro with what i like to call jewgoo aka gel on it to deflate it a little bit. it's nothing special. it has no name, but it's functionality is the same as the fro: it allows us to keep our money it, and it's not all falling out because of the jewgoo.

[BadOdor]

tbh that's the stage that comes right before our luxurious hair reaches "jewfro" status....we don't really have a name for this stage.

[monosylab1k]

ah okay. tbh I think it needs a name. Jew goo is a good start but I'd like to see something better eventually.

Okay, back to your bagels.

[Wild Cobra]

Sorry I walked into the Arian Nations forum.

Bye...

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Yeah this is just a regular Jew haircut, my dad has had that hair for idk how long. I keep my hair short because it's curly if it gets long and I don't like looking extremely Jewish.

Also, :lmao @ the complaining about everything at restaurants comment.

[marini martini]

jewlocks?:toast

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Other famous Jews who have a similar style:

http://blogs.sltrib.com/burger/uploaded_images/jerry_seinfeld-703115.jpghttp://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/images-4/jon-stewart-daily-show-1.jpg

[Slydragon]

Instead of a Jheri curl it's a JewE curl

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Stuff like "Jew Curl" and "Curly Jew" is redundant and pointless, it'd be like saying, "Nappy African". The best name I can come up with is "The Jewish fade".

[Trainwreck2100]

I fuckin hate my curly hair, and I aint even fucking jewish

[eyeh8u]

the best thing about being a jew, besides the inside info on the when they are gonna crash the stock market, easier time becoming a comedian, and getting the best interest rates, is that when you start balding you get to cover it up with a yamica

[ChuckD]

jewlox?:toast

fify

[Drachen]

Are you guys kidding me? That's the Kramer. Cropped on the side and allowed to poof up top. Straight Kramer. I hate that show, but even I know that.

[ShoogarBear]

http://dalecityknightz.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/sammy-davis-jr.jpg

[hater]

Jewy Curls

[monosylab1k]

Are you guys kidding me? That's the Kramer. Cropped on the side and allowed to poof up top. Straight Kramer. I hate that show, but even I know that.

Damn you're right, I forgot all about Kramer.

I don't know if "the Kramer" should be the official name for this style, but at the moment it's the best suggestion.

[Drachen]

Damn you're right, I forgot all about Kramer.

I don't know if "the Kramer" should be the official name for this style, but at the moment it's the best suggestion.

That is pretty much the only name for it. I am not jewish, but I have a relatively big nose and curly hair (I have been mistaken for jewish is what I am trying to say). I just recently cut my hair and have a relatively similar hair cut, and my friend keeps asking my wife "how does it feel to have sex with Kramer" and when I walk into the room he does the herky jerky "kramer move" (this is mostly when I don't have any gel or anything in my hair and it is going full poof). 2 other people have mentioned it too. If that haircut in the 90s will forever be known as "the rachel" then the name for this is most certainly "the Kramer."

[Taco]

http://lavieenrobe.typepad.com/la_vie_en_robe/images/2007/11/30/fro.jpg

Juan Luis Pedro Philippo DeHuevos Epstein : Puerto Rican Jew

[marini martini]

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m14/thinknoutloud2/abbiehoffman.jpg

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Are you guys kidding me? That's the Kramer. Cropped on the side and allowed to poof up top. Straight Kramer. I hate that show, but even I know that.


Serious question, how does one hate the show Seinfield? You're the only person I've ever encountered who hates that show, everyone else I've ever met finds it hilarious.

[Höfner]

Definitely the Kramer.

http://shopseinfeld.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/kramer054.jpg

[Sisk]

Sorry I walked into the Arian Nations forum.

Bye...

What's Arian Nations?

[The Gemini Method]

What's Arian Nations?

http://i.tsn.com/i/photos/20100105/133097.jpg

Followers of Bruce Arian, the Steelers' Offensive Coordinator?

[Frenzy]

I could never point out a jew and the so called jew traits. Guess I don't know any or they blend well with Uh I dunno.

[Sisk]

http://i.tsn.com/i/photos/20100105/133097.jpg

Followers of Bruce Arian, the Steelers' Offensive Coordinator?

Must be. Thank you! :toast

[Sisk]

BTW, I'll be setting up an Arian Nation march on Roethlisberger's House on June 12th at 7:43AM. PM me if you can make it.

HEIL HEINZ!

[SourCandy]

I could never point out a jew and the so called jew traits. Guess I don't know any or they blend well with Uh I dunno.
Same here. Should I watch that adam sandler movie :lol

[Drachen]

Serious question, how does one hate the show Seinfield? You're the only person I've ever encountered who hates that show, everyone else I've ever met finds it hilarious.

I don't know, I just don't like that style of comedy. Almost everyone I know either doesn't like it (LOL), or wouldn't turn it off, but wouldn't go looking for it either. It just seems like a lot of unfunny bitching by a bunch of losers to me. From roughly the same time period, I like Fraser far better.

[exstatic]

I don't know, I just don't like that style of comedy. Almost everyone I know either doesn't like it (LOL), or wouldn't turn it off, but wouldn't go looking for it either. It just seems like a lot of unfunny bitching by a bunch of losers to me. From roughly the same time period, I like Fraser far better.

It's NY "observational" style comedy, and it's not my favorite, either. I don't hate Seinfeld, but I've probably only seen maybe 30-35 episodes, ever. It's not something I go out of my way to watch. It's somewhat funny to find an odd facet of one of their lives, and bore into it like a tick, but not for 10 years. It truly was a show about nothing. At some point, I also realized that I liked NONE of the primary four characters. They were all WAY too neurotic and compulsive.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

It's NY "observational" style comedy, and it's not my favorite, either. I don't hate Seinfeld, but I've probably only seen maybe 30-35 episodes, ever. It's not something I go out of my way to watch. It's somewhat funny to find an odd facet of one of their lives, and bore into it like a tick, but not for 10 years. It truly was a show about nothing. At some point, I also realized that I liked NONE of the primary four characters. They were all WAY too neurotic and compulsive.


:lol that's my favorite part of the show. For 10 years, 4 characters passed through life never maintaining a real friendship or relationship. TBh though the other characters throughout the show were better. Newman was my favorite character.

[Whisky Dog]

Knew a few kids with that when I was in high school. We called it " The Cebolla" since it looks like an outback steakhouse bloomin onion.