***The Official Lakaluva Owns Himself Thread***

[lakaluva's mom]

Let me start off by saying that this thread will fill up quick, and feel free to post any relevant material, shall this thread last. Oh, and son, I should have warned you not to do this before you took a shit on Ray Ray:

http://images.boardgamegeek.com/images/pic320127_md.jpg

[lakaluva's mom]

:lmao

Mafvan

Not even people with ADD are as dumb as u, tardfuck

[redzero]

Nothing drives away an attention whore like devoting an entire thread to him.

[4>0rings]

lol stinky paki

[tdunk21]

Not even people with ADD are as dumb as u, tardfuck

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Spursfan092120]

This thread should be stickied...I have a feeling it will be referred to many times.

[Koolaid_Man]

Let me start off by saying that this thread will fill up quick, and feel free to post any relevant material, shall this thread last. Oh, and son, I should have warned you not to do this before you took a shit on Ray Ray:

http://images.boardgamegeek.com/images/pic320127_md.jpg

Since I see you are a cum on the face cock sucker...and obviously pussy deprived with no life here's what I will do for you....Koolaids Tips For Getting Pussy...Feel free to pass the word to all of your jerk-off board buddies...

1.) Don't Trick what little money you earn. (no cards, flowers, or candy)

2.) No lies - but you can embellish

3.) Don't make a ho feel special

4.) Don't talk yourself out the pussy

5.) Remember Bitches wanna fuck

6.) Bitches like dominant men (this may be an area you can't compete in since you're probably a bitch yourself)

7.) Don't let her think you only want friendship

#5 and #7 go hand in hand....If you follow Koolaid's rules to the game you should be a able to stop taking cumshots to the face and bust a few of your own....

[LnGrrrR]

:lol at Koolaid's guide to banging skank whores.

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol at Koolaid's guide to banging skank whores.


kind of like the mail order bride you posted a pic of recently...

[Spursfan092120]

It's funny how I got niggas on here posing as bitches.
lol posers calling out posers

[The TroutBum]

Since I see you are a cum on the face cock sucker...and obviously pussy deprived with no life here's what I will do for you....Koolaids Tips For Getting Pussy...Feel free to pass the word to all of your jerk-off board buddies...

1.) Don't Trick what little money you earn. (no cards, flowers, or candy)

2.) No lies - but you can embellish

3.) Don't make a ho feel special

4.) Don't talk yourself out the pussy

5.) Remember Bitches wanna fuck

6.) Bitches like dominant men (this may be an area you can't compete in since you're probably a bitch yourself)

7.) Don't let her think you only want friendship

#5 and #7 go hand in hand....If you follow Koolaid's rules to the game you should be a able to stop taking cumshots to the face and bust a few of your own....

Wow, that was awkwardly not funny. Congrats, fuck stick.

[ChrisRichards]

LUUUVAAAAAAAAA!!! Ahahahahaha :lol

[lakaluva's mom]

Since I see you are a cum on the face cock sucker...and obviously pussy deprived with no life here's what I will do for you....Koolaids Tips For Getting Pussy...Feel free to pass the word to all of your jerk-off board buddies...

1.) Don't Trick what little money you earn. (no cards, flowers, or candy)

2.) No lies - but you can embellish

3.) Don't make a ho feel special

4.) Don't talk yourself out the pussy

5.) Remember Bitches wanna fuck

6.) Bitches like dominant men (this may be an area you can't compete in since you're probably a bitch yourself)

7.) Don't let her think you only want friendship

#5 and #7 go hand in hand....If you follow Koolaid's rules to the game you should be a able to stop taking cumshots to the face and bust a few of your own....

LOL at you "no thread startin mothafucka" :lmao


It's funny how I got niggas on here posing as bitches.

You just a bitch posing as a nigga, son!

[LnGrrrR]

kind of like the mail order bride you posted a pic of recently...

:lol I wasn't aware there were mail-order Mexican brides. I thought those were all European. Guess you learn something new every day.