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RandomGuy
06-08-2010, 12:29 PM
China says NKorean border guard killed 3 Chinese
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BEIJING – A North Korean border guard shot and killed three Chinese citizens and wounded a fourth on the countries' border last week, China said Tuesday after lodging a formal diplomatic protest.

The guard shot the four residents of the northeastern border town of Dandong last Friday, apparently on suspicion they were crossing the border for illegal trade, Foreign Ministry spokesman Qin Gang said.

"On the morning of June 4, some residents of Dandong, in Liaoning province, were shot by a DPRK border guard on suspicion of crossing the border for trade activities, leaving three dead and one injured," he said at a regularly scheduled news conference. He used the acronym for North Korea's formal name, the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

"China attaches great importance to that and has immediately raised a solemn representation with the DPRK. Now the case is under investigation," he said.

Dandong is a major shipping point and rail link for goods going into and out of North Korea from China.

Qin did not give any further information. There have been some reports in South Korean media on the incident, though North Korea has not acknowledged the shootings.

The two countries are close allies, and China rarely criticizes its neighbor publicly. China has been crucial to North Korea's survival, providing food, fuel, and investment. Last month, its reclusive leader Kim Jong Il paid a rare visit to China, traveling to Beijing in search of additional economic assistance.

In return, he agreed to return to six-party talks, hosted by China, on Pyongyang's nuclear weapons programs, though no date was set.

However, tensions on the Korean peninsula have been high since the sinking of the South Korean warship Cheonan in March that left 46 sailors dead.

An international investigation has blamed North Korea for the sinking, but China has resisted pressure to condemn Kim Jong Il's regime. Instead, it has urged both the Koreas to show restraint.

On Tuesday, Qin again urged all parties to exercise calm in the wake of South Korea formally bringing the incident before the United Nation's Security Council last week.

"China calls on all parties to exercise restraint and calm so as not to further escalate the tensions," he said. "China also upholds peace and stability on the peninsula. We always adhere to that position."

The China-North Korea border is an area of major activity, with many impoverished North Koreans defecting to South Korea via the Chinese border, in part because of the difficulty of crossing the Demilitarized Zone. More than 16,000 have defected to South Korea since the Korean War. Last year, about 2,800 North Koreans arrived in the South, up from about 2,500 in 2007.

In March 2009, two American journalists were seized near the border town of Dandong. The two, Laura Ling and Euna Lee, had crossed into North Korea while reporting on a story about North Korean women forced into the sex trade or arranged marriages when they defected to China. They were nabbed by North Korean soldiers after they had already returned to Chinese soil. They were later released.

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Dang, talk about bad timing for NK.

(not that I feel one jot of pity)

DarrinS
06-08-2010, 12:35 PM
I guess they take border security very seriously.


In the US, it's considered extremely offensive to even ask for ID.

RandomGuy
06-08-2010, 01:28 PM
I guess they take border security very seriously.


In the US, it's considered extremely offensive to even ask for ID.

You could so easily be replaced by a 'bot that posts random talking points from Fox "News". :lol

Insert topic A into bot program, extract mildly related talking point X.

Shastafarian
06-08-2010, 01:33 PM
Double standard? Then again I'm not completely up on my North Korean.

ChumpDumper
06-08-2010, 01:52 PM
Darrin wants the US to be like North Korea.

RandomGuy
06-08-2010, 01:54 PM
Darrin wants the US to be like North Korea.

That would seem to be the implication.

Why does Darrin love the Dear Leader so much?

DUN DUN DUN!

johnsmith
06-08-2010, 09:30 PM
Oh Scott, you're so witty the way you make up your own headlines. You should be a writer on the Daily Show.


Where the fuck is the sarcasm button?

RandomGuy
06-10-2010, 08:13 AM
Oh Scott, you're so witty the way you make up your own headlines. You should be a writer on the Daily Show.


Where the fuck is the sarcasm button?

Who's Scott?

DarrinS
06-10-2010, 08:18 AM
Maybe Obama can send Michael Posner over there to tell them how discriminatory the new Arizona law is.

Cry Havoc
06-10-2010, 08:48 AM
I guess they take border security very seriously.


In the US, it's considered extremely offensive to even ask for ID.

:wow

Did you just favorably compare what many consider to be the worst nation on the planet to the United States?

:lol

There are simply no words for how humorous that is.

jack sommerset
06-10-2010, 09:16 AM
:wow

Did you just favorably compare what many consider to be the worst nation on the planet to the United States?

:lol

There are simply no words for how humorous that is.

Let's pretend USA takes the borders seriously. Yeah, that's the route to take. :wow :lol Boo Darrins! Booooooo!!!

DarrinS
06-10-2010, 09:36 AM
:wow

Did you just favorably compare what many consider to be the worst nation on the planet to the United States?

:lol

There are simply no words for how humorous that is.


God, you guys are complete idiots.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sarcasm

Cry Havoc
06-10-2010, 09:42 AM
Let's pretend USA takes the borders seriously. Yeah, that's the route to take. :wow :lol Boo Darrins! Booooooo!!!

You're right. We should take our cues on foreign policy from the NPRK.


God, you guys are complete idiots.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sarcasm

Right, because you haven't said some equally-as-ridiculous stuff in the past and then proceeded to defend it.

You'll note that everyone who's posted to this thread, even jack, took you seriously.

Maybe if you presented yourself as a more independently thinking, rational person (as opposed to the talking third nipple of whatever conservative demagogue you think sounds most inflammatory), it would be a lot easier to understand when you're using sarcasm.

jack sommerset
06-10-2010, 10:00 AM
You're right. We should take our cues on foreign policy from the NPRK..

I know in your world (far from reality) you think I said that. I didn't. Not even close. We have 15 million illegals in our country. We have laws on illegals but some loud cryasses call them unfair to put it nicely and nothing gets done.