__confession booth______[-]

[mouse]

I masturbated to Linda Ronstadt back in 1983.

your turn...................

http://www.gofbw.com/userimages/photo/3876.p1-confessional.jpg

[thedong]

I lost my virginity to a hooker when I was 16. My uncle payed for it. Up to today, I will still remember the name ''Shantelle'' and her cheap perfume smell.

[Tonto]

Same here pale face rodent
tonto not proud
him bring shame to tribe
chief not happy

then tonto show chief
who make tontos arrow straight and hard
her name cher
her red skin soft like fresh killed deer


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_834L0hL0hPk/SSxF9UbKdmI/AAAAAAAABc0/ZiuW4OTG3uY/s400/cher-indian.jpg



chief happy him wax carrot in tee pee all night

her exercise video is viagra for tribe
cheif happy
tonto earn feather
stick feather in lone rangers ass
and call it macaroni

[Re-Animator]

I once downloaded free software one night off a torrent site.

[marini martini]

My Mom wouldn't buy me a Ken doll, cuz she thought I'd let him play nasty with my Barbie so I borrowed my neighbor's GI Joe, so my Barbie could get married and have sex.:toast:

[PM5K]

I masturbated to Linda Ronstadt yesterday.


http://z.about.com/d/thyroid/1/0/h/e/linda-ronstadt.jpg

[Re-Animator]

I once kissed a man it was late at night and I had two gallons of Tequila in my liver... long story but you get the picture.....................

[mouse]

I masturbated to Linda Ronstadt yesterday.


http://z.about.com/d/thyroid/1/0/h/e/linda-ronstadt.jpg

/ thread!

:lmao

[PM5K]

I just made one mistake, but it's been fixed.

[Salad Tosser]

I love me some creamy Italian..

[howbouthemspurs]

I got caught by my mom watching midget porn once. She was a little disturbed, I could tell. But then I told her I don't discriminate. She still doesn't get it.

[desflood]

I tried weed for the first time a couple of weeks ago. Not bad, but nothing to rave about either.

[English teacher]

I once put i before e... after c !

[The Club]

I asked Kori to modify the Club banner years ago.

[Bender]

good to see Tonto back, I missed him.

[The Club]

I masturbated to Linda Ronstadt yesterday.


http://z.about.com/d/thyroid/1/0/h/e/linda-ronstadt.jpg




:lmao

[PakiDan]

Same here pale face rodent
tonto not proud
him bring shame to tribe
chief not happy

then tonto show chief
who make tontos arrow straight and hard
her name cher
her red skin soft like fresh killed deer


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_834L0hL0hPk/SSxF9UbKdmI/AAAAAAAABc0/ZiuW4OTG3uY/s400/cher-indian.jpg


:lol Tonto back with a vengeance!
chief happy him wax carrot in tee pee all night

her exercise video is viagra for tribe
cheif happy
tonto earn feather
stick feather in lone rangers ass
and call it macaroni

[bigzak25]

I tried weed for the first time a couple of weeks ago. Not bad, but nothing to rave about either.



desflood, as a former avid marijuana smoker, i ran out about 3 weeks ago, and am now contemplating whether i will ever smoke again, all i can say is that it encouraged my laziness and apathy.

it was not the cause. but it didn't help me overcome my faults either, just forget them for a while. which was not a long term solution to my problems...

so all i am saying is, user beware.


and lol at tonto and PM5K...this could possibly turn into a Classic Thread rather easily...:lol

[bigzak25]

Marini, English teacher, and howbouthemspurs confessions are funny too...:lol

[thedong]

I eat toothpaste.

[J.T.]

I tried weed for the first time a couple of weeks ago. Not bad, but nothing to rave about either.

You smoked some shitty weed or didn't get high enough. Rookies suck at taking rips the first couple of times.

[me15lo]

im obsessed with my sister in law

[TheManFromAcme]

Dated a girl back in '96 in Cali for about 4 months. Broke it off and 2 months later run into her hot mom and proceeded to conquer that morsel.

[bus driver]

i had sex with my best friends sister. (several times)

[Bender]

some people are bragging, not confessing...

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I have one but it's pretty gross. Don't know if I should rehash it here.

[TheManFromAcme]

I have one but it's pretty gross. Don't know if I should rehash it here.

Go for it...:tu

[SpursStalker]

I'm not really a stalker ...

:D

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Go for it...:tu

I'll think about it

[TheConfessor]

I did it

[Mr.Ed]

For a horse...I was short changed.

[desflood]

so all i am saying is, user beware.
Don't worry, I didn't really get enough out of it to consider doing it again :lol
For now, good old-fashioned booze remains my drug of choice.


Rookies suck at taking rips the first couple of times.
Please correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the basic formula "inhale, hold, exhale"? Not exactly rocket science. It may have been crappy weed, though.

[manufan10]

some people are bragging, not confessing...

:lol

[manufan10]

I'm not really a stalker ...

:D

:wow

LIES!!!

:lol

[Duff McCartney]

I was the one who cancelled Star Trek.

[SpursStalker]

:wow

LIES!!!

:lol

:lol

LIES

:lmao

[Sportcamper]

Mouse- This thread would get real interesting if the posts could be made anonymously…:lol

[Lee Harvey Oswald]

I did not shoot jfk

[Roddy Beaubois]

Please correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the basic formula "inhale, hold, exhale"? Not exactly rocket science. It may have been crappy weed, though.

Yeah usually. For rookies who dont know how to inhale right its probably better to inhale twice, meaning inhale the smoke and then inhale air to push the smoke down into your lungs. Then hold it there for a bit.

[BadOdor]

I slept with a fat chick.....several times.

[BadOdor]

I'm Russian....but I can't stand drinking.

[BadOdor]

I don't do drugs.

[manufan10]

I can't stand drinking.


I don't do drugs.

I confess, I don't drink or do drugs either.

[bigzak25]

:toast

[Spurminator]

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

[SpursStalker]

I confess, I don't drink or do drugs either.

I confess that I do enough for everyone ...

:lol

[Jesus Christ]

I forgive you my Son.

[Jesus Christ]

I confess that I do enough for everyone ...

:lol

Damn you are fucking annoying.

[Blackjack]

Sup, Jesus! How bout you help me with this water. :eyebrows

[SpursStalker]

Damn you are fucking annoying.

Damn I could care less what you think ....

:lol

[Chachachango]

I want to ding dong my hot cousin.

[koriwhat]

You smoked some shitty weed or didn't get high enough. Rookies suck at taking rips the first couple of times.

exactly!

[BadOdor]

Kori, you should confess about those calf tats tbh.

[koriwhat]

got shitfaced this past weeked in new braunfels, blacked out and ended up texting this big chick i am not interested in but who is interested in me... lets just say i am glad i was fuckin' gone cause so were my texts. i had dollar signs, backslashes, and garbled text in those messages so there was nothing to be ashamed of except that i drunk text'd.

fuck i wish i never got that text service added to my plan.

[SpursStalker]

got shitfaced this past weeked in new braunfels, blacked out and ended up texting this big chick i am not interested in but who is interested in me... lets just say i am glad i was fuckin' gone cause so were my texts. i had dollar signs, backslashes, and garbled text in those messages so there was nothing to be ashamed of except that i drunk text'd.

fuck i wish i never got that text service added to my plan.

Drunk texting has repleaced drunk dialing ...

:lol

[koriwhat]

Drunk texting has repleaced drunk dialing ...

:lol

it sure has and it's a damn shame because drunk dialing is so much more fun!

[Fabbs]

exactly!
Lashing out in teen angst amoungst crappy circumstances and what i percieved to be an oppressive, greedy corporation, i as cook trainee responded to my pushy McDonalds manager by boogering the next Big Mac out.

[IronMexican]

teen angst



:lol This word is so funny. Why do people use it?

[DAF86]

I hope to don't run into this thread while beign under the influence.

[Stringer_Bell]

Once, I did it doggy-style with an ex-gf and I smelled something terrible as I was hitting my stride. I think I know what it was, but I can't bring myself to say it cuz for some reason I feel ashamed for fucking her the rest of the way without attempting to limit my exposure to the smell (such as putting her on her back or fucking her in the face).

[Blackjack]

Dookie. Romantic. :tu

[me15lo]

im obsessed with my sister in law

to follow this up, i steal some of her panties.

[Blackjack]

to follow this up, i steal some of her panties.

With dookie? Because that's not all that romantic; pretty gross, actually.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

to follow this up, i steal some of her panties.

:tu
she's of age, right?

[Jesus]

I forgive you my Son.

And I forgive you....but don't let this happen again.

[Jesus]

Damn you are fucking annoying.

You are one to talk!! :bang

[Fabbs]

I was addicted to this video game.
It was located in a 7-11. The store did not keep a close eye on the big glass jar for donations to Jerrys Kids.
Figure out the rest.

I am not proud.

[JoeChalupa]

I once stole a car and went joy riding with my friends.

[mrsmaalox]

Dookie. Romantic. :tu


With dookie? Because that's not all that romantic; pretty gross, actually.

LOL @ Blackjack looking for romance in this thread ;)