Dirk is improving...

[sefant77]

Good for him :lol

http://dallasbasketballdotcom.yuku.com/topic/45523

[Roddy Beaubois]

There was already a thread for this, not sure where it went. Might have been deleted.
one on the right:
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/pt/photos/2008/11/081120_nfl_10olsson.jpg

[z0sa]

She's hot.

[DPG21920]

Dirk likes darker girls evidently.

[Amarelooms]

Not hot...he can do better...wtf is his problem. If I were a millionaire athlete I'd be getting grade A poontang

:elephant

[z0sa]

Not hot...he can do better...wtf is his problem. If I were a millionaire athlete I'd be getting grade A poontang

:elephant

How do you know that's not grade A poon? I bet that pussy is tight as hell until Dirk pounds it into gaping wound status.

[Pelicans78]

She is pretty. Good for Dirk.

Now all he has to do is change his team as well. Dallas needs Dirk more than he needs Dallas. He could start for any team in this league.

[Edward]

There Hornetfan goes again, talking shit about a playoff team as if the Hornets aren't a lottery team.

[Pelicans78]

There Hornetfan goes again, talking shit about a playoff team as if the Hornets aren't a lottery team.

Weren't the Suns a lottery team one year ago?

[Pelicans78]

there hornetfan goes again, talking shit about a playoff team as if the hornets aren't a lottery team.

45-14

[Edward]

Weren't the Suns a lottery team one year ago?


Yeah and I wasn't talking shit about playoff teams a year ago.

[Pelicans78]

Yeah and I wasn't talking shit about playoff teams a year ago.

What are you, Citizens on Patrol? Go mind your own business dipshit. Mav fans dont need a piece of shit like you sticking up for them.

[peteee]

shaq is a cancer then. He played only one full season with Suns and the Suns missed playoffs that season, which was the only season in like 8 years they didn't attend playoffs.

[Edward]

What are you, Citizens on Patrol? Go mind your own business dipshit. Mav fans dont need a piece of shit like you sticking up for them.
I'm not sticking up for the Mavs, I'm making fun of faggots who stick their chest out high about a lottery team.

[Edward]

shaq is a cancer then. He played only one full season with Suns and the Suns missed playoffs that season, which was the only season in like 8 years they didn't attend playoffs.


Tbh they didn't make the playoffs in 2004 either.

[Pelicans78]

I'm not sticking up for the Mavs, I'm making fun of faggots who stick their chest out high about a lottery team.

I was just stating a fact. I never even brought up the Hornets. You can go play with yourself now.

[Edward]

It was a pointless fact. Anyone could just as easily say the Hornets need Chris Paul more than Chris Paul needs the Hornets. It be no more stupid than your "stating fact".

[Pelicans78]

It was a pointless fact. Anyone could just as easily say the Hornets need Chris Paul more than Chris Paul needs the Hornets. It be no more stupid than your "stating fact".

Why do you fucking care what I say? It was in relation to the thread. Dirk improved his girlfriend, maybe he can improve his team too.

[Edward]

maybe he can improve his team too.


Same goes for Chris Paul.

[panic giraffe]

Not hot...he can do better...wtf is his problem. If I were a millionaire athlete I'd be getting grade A poontang



YOU guys obviously are seeing this wrong...

what you got here is classic grade a old school german eugenics.

dirk isn't thinking about little dirk when he's with these uggos. he's thinking about his wallet and the NEXT dirk. you see, he knows the shelf life of an NBA HOF'er and wants to make sure that he still has a meal ticket to the fat life when he's purchasing the words biggest wheelchair. given his own frame, he knows that he has to find a like fitting tall girlyman frame to procreate with in order make a little baller. i mean there's plenty pics out there of drunk dirk with hot little drunk minors, so we know he uses his money/game, just not to wife them...that would be bad eugenics.

kobe has it all wrong, i mean adding a beaner to the mix? really? why not just chop the kid at the shins and call it a day.

ditto tony parker. their kids will be living off of dad and being the next gens hilton type party kids...

see with cristal, dirk found a girl that was built like a horse and equally as ugly so that way if they had a kid not only was it a guaranteed baller, but one that wouldn't get chicks based on looks so he would have to rely on his bball skill in order to land a hottie himself, plus he would be a nerd who is cunning. can we agree he was trying to make a duncan?

now with this model chick dirk wised up and realized he didn't have to wake up next to ugly to achieve his final solution dreams. he could find a model, just as tall, and use that frame to mix race and go for the reverse joakim noah.

smart man indeed.

[Pelicans78]

Same goes for Chris Paul.

CP3 isn't a FA for two years. Dirk is a FA right now.

[Roddy Beaubois]

He could start for any team in this league.

Oh really? :rolleyes

[ezau]

YOU guys obviously are seeing this wrong...

what you got here is classic grade a old school german eugenics.

dirk isn't thinking about little dirk when he's with these uggos. he's thinking about his wallet and the NEXT dirk. you see, he knows the shelf life of an NBA HOF'er and wants to make sure that he still has a meal ticket to the fat life when he's purchasing the words biggest wheelchair. given his own frame, he knows that he has to find a like fitting tall girlyman frame to procreate with in order make a little baller. i mean there's plenty pics out there of drunk dirk with hot little drunk minors, so we know he uses his money/game, just not to wife them...that would be bad eugenics.

kobe has it all wrong, i mean adding a beaner to the mix? really? why not just chop the kid at the shins and call it a day.

ditto tony parker. their kids will be living off of dad and being the next gens hilton type party kids...

see with cristal, dirk found a girl that was built like a horse and equally as ugly so that way if they had a kid not only was it a guaranteed baller, but one that wouldn't get chicks based on looks so he would have to rely on his bball skill in order to land a hottie himself, plus he would be a nerd who is cunning. can we agree he was trying to make a duncan?

now with this model chick dirk wised up and realized he didn't have to wake up next to ugly to achieve his final solution dreams. he could find a model, just as tall, and use that frame to mix race and go for the reverse joakim noah.

smart man indeed.

Well what about Duncan? His wife isn't an athlete either. If there's anybody who has eugenics in his mind all along it has to be Yao. His wife is around 6'3 and if they end up having a son, the world has to watch out.

[sefant77]

Cut the Hornets shit here, no one cares about that shitty team

[Pelicans78]

Cut the Hornets shit here, no one cares about that shitty team

I'm actually sick of hearing about the Mavs. Go take it somewhere else.

[4>0rings]

Improve all he wants. He'll never be as good as Duncan, right or left.

That just happened...

[Sisk]

Dirk likes darker girls evidently.

My thought as well

[J_Paco]

YOU guys obviously are seeing this wrong...

what you got here is classic grade a old school german eugenics.

dirk isn't thinking about little dirk when he's with these uggos. he's thinking about his wallet and the NEXT dirk. you see, he knows the shelf life of an NBA HOF'er and wants to make sure that he still has a meal ticket to the fat life when he's purchasing the words biggest wheelchair. given his own frame, he knows that he has to find a like fitting tall girlyman frame to procreate with in order make a little baller. i mean there's plenty pics out there of drunk dirk with hot little drunk minors, so we know he uses his money/game, just not to wife them...that would be bad eugenics.

kobe has it all wrong, i mean adding a beaner to the mix? really? why not just chop the kid at the shins and call it a day.

ditto tony parker. their kids will be living off of dad and being the next gens hilton type party kids...

see with cristal, dirk found a girl that was built like a horse and equally as ugly so that way if they had a kid not only was it a guaranteed baller, but one that wouldn't get chicks based on looks so he would have to rely on his bball skill in order to land a hottie himself, plus he would be a nerd who is cunning. can we agree he was trying to make a duncan?

now with this model chick dirk wised up and realized he didn't have to wake up next to ugly to achieve his final solution dreams. he could find a model, just as tall, and use that frame to mix race and go for the reverse joakim noah.

smart man indeed.


:rollin:rollin:rollin

That has to be one of the funniest posts I've read in awhile.

[dirk4mvp]

He could start for any team in this league.

:wow No way! Really?! :wow

[sefant77]

I'm actually sick of hearing about the Mavs. Go take it somewhere else.

Then fuck off in Mavs related threads.

[Pelicans78]

Then fuck off in Mavs related threads.

Why?

[sefant77]

I'm actually sick of hearing about the Mavs. Go take it somewhere else.

.

[redzero]

Dirk has jungle fever.

[TJastal]

YOU guys obviously are seeing this wrong...

what you got here is classic grade a old school german eugenics.

dirk isn't thinking about little dirk when he's with these uggos. he's thinking about his wallet and the NEXT dirk. you see, he knows the shelf life of an NBA HOF'er and wants to make sure that he still has a meal ticket to the fat life when he's purchasing the words biggest wheelchair. given his own frame, he knows that he has to find a like fitting tall girlyman frame to procreate with in order make a little baller. i mean there's plenty pics out there of drunk dirk with hot little drunk minors, so we know he uses his money/game, just not to wife them...that would be bad eugenics.

kobe has it all wrong, i mean adding a beaner to the mix? really? why not just chop the kid at the shins and call it a day.

ditto tony parker. their kids will be living off of dad and being the next gens hilton type party kids...

see with cristal, dirk found a girl that was built like a horse and equally as ugly so that way if they had a kid not only was it a guaranteed baller, but one that wouldn't get chicks based on looks so he would have to rely on his bball skill in order to land a hottie himself, plus he would be a nerd who is cunning. can we agree he was trying to make a duncan?

now with this model chick dirk wised up and realized he didn't have to wake up next to ugly to achieve his final solution dreams. he could find a model, just as tall, and use that frame to mix race and go for the reverse joakim noah.

smart man indeed.

<insert> "not sure if serious" pic ... :lol

[TJastal]

:rollin:rollin:rollin

That has to be one of the funniest posts I've read in awhile.

It's funny alright, but only in a "wow, this person is all kinds of fucked up" way