samba bukkake vs kim jong

[boston.balla]

Hopefully brazil shits all over these hoes.

[sefant77]

This cup lacks hot girls in the stands....hopefully it changes today

[Whisky Dog]

This cup lacks hot girls in the stands....hopefully it changes today

Doubt it. It's in South Africa, the land of "corrective rape". Can't believe hot girls are down with that.

[sefant77]

I guess its more the south african winter...

10° in South Elisabeth...

[IronMexican]

I guess its more the south african winter...

10° in South Elisabeth...

Who is you're team? Just asking out of curiosity.



Hope this one is at least 4-0.

[sefant77]

Who is you're team? Just asking out of curiosity.



Hope this one is at least 4-0.

Im german, my girlfriend brazilian, so i have 2 teams. 1a and 1b.

Btw how u can add those country flags below the post counter?

[Spurologist]

6-0

[Brazil]

I expect a 4 - 3 / 0 - 1 game, this North Corean team is weak maybe the weakest of the competition

[Brazil]

Go Brazil !

[mabrignani]

did somebody say bukake? i thought there was gonna be a girl gettin blasted by cum

[ElNono]

I say Brazil makes up for the recent shortage of goals in this game... I don't think a 7-0 is out of the question here...

[IronMexican]

Why did I make a thread? I looked like 3 times and I even posted in this one. I control 3'd Brazil and other things as well. My fault. This is the thread. Sorry for the other one.

[sefant77]

Post some brazil chicks in the other one and we are fine and ur thread can die happy

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Hopefully the North Koreans put up some semblance of a fight. I would hate for Brazil to have something like a 6 - 0 opener. God knows that when those get going, its fucking hard to stop them :lol

[Muser]

Brazil should shit all over them, but with how things have gone so far I wouldn't be surprised with 0-0.

[ElNono]

It's about time we see a severely lopsided game. Come on Brazil, don't disappoint!

[Libri]

Brazil 5
NK 0

[sefant77]

Too cold for hot chicks, damn it

[sefant77]

So England isnt the most ugly team in the cup...

[lefty]

So far, NK has more shot on goals :lol

[ElNono]

LOL @ the Univision guy just said: Kaka le pica Elano.. :lmao

[MaNuMaNiAc]

SHIEEET! 20 minutes and not a goal yet. Looks like the NOrth Koreans came to play

[resistanze]

Amazing offensive display by Brazil.

[Muser]

So England isnt the most ugly team in the cup...


When you have Peter Crouch on your team you win by default.

You seen his girl though? Daaaaaaaamn. Extreme Golddigga.

[Spurologist]

I wonder how long the north koreans can chase the ball

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Amazing offensive display by Brazil.

Exactly what game are you watching?

[resistanze]

NK is ballin'!

[Muser]

That's the exact kind of cross I was talking about in the other thread, every game seems to have about 4/5 of them.

[resistanze]

Exactly what game are you watching?

I wasn't being sarcastic.

:toast

[ElNono]

Brazil draws first blood...

[sefant77]

What a crap, i wanna see nice one touch plays/goals like germany-australia....

[ElNono]

Is Elano Brazilian? He looks so average...

[ElNono]

Where's ffaddicted? :lol

[MaNuMaNiAc]

I wasn't being sarcastic.

:toast

aah got it

[Spurologist]

I wish NK could sneak a goal in to force brazil to turn up the style

[resistanze]

I think I'm rooting for NK.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

NK is proving to have the best defensive performance so far. They are really making Brazil work.

[MannyIsGod]

I can't root for NK no matter what.

[sefant77]

NK is proving to have the best defensive performance so far. They are really making Brazil work.

Brazil moves the ball WAY too slow and less to get pass by that 8 guys defense ring...

[resistanze]

Brazil STUMPED at the half :lol

[Dinamita]

War NK!! :lol

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Brazil moves the ball WAY too slow and less to get pass by that 8 guys defense ring...

Now you know how Barca feels :lol

[lefty]

shots on target : 3 - 2
shots off target : 5 - 3
possession (%) : 65 - 35
corner kicks : 4 - 1
offsides : 0 - 0
fouls : 4 - 3

[anakha]

NK is proving to have the best defensive performance so far. They are really making Brazil work.

Who knows what's waiting for them back home if they screw up?

[ElNono]

Brazil has been really poor so far, outside of Robinho.
I guess we'll have to wait for Spain to provide some severe curbstomping...

[Spurologist]

NK is playing as if their lives depend on it. hmmmmmmm?

[Whisky Dog]

NK is playing their asses off, flying to the ball, throwing their body in for blocks so much I thought I was watching a hockey game. I hate their bullshit leader and govt, but much respect to those guys out there playing hard.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

NK is playing as if their lives depend on it. hmmmmmmm?

:lol

[sefant77]

Now you know how Barca feels :lol

I feel like 2002 or 1994.

Germany plays beautiful like Brazil and Brazil plays this ugly ass old german style.

Well Dungas nickname in Brazil is "the german" :lol

[resistanze]

NK is playing as if their lives depend on it. hmmmmmmm?

:lmao

[anakha]

One thing I greatly enjoyed so far: the NK team hasn't discovered the concept of diving yet.

Blood? Fuck that, play on!

[ffadicted]

Putting 9 men on defense and all your efforts on getting a tie is not football, this happens every fucking time for us

[sefant77]

Inter says Hello

[velik_m]

I'm most impressed by the accurate passing of NK.

[ffadicted]

Well, we need an early goal to break this match open and get them off stacking their whole team on defense. Don't be surprised IF brasil gets its first goal, and its followed by a couple fairly quick ones. We have played solid football apart from Kaka's early struggles, our defense looks incredible (even though its NK lol), and I'm pretty happy with what I've seen so far.

See ya'll after the game :drunk

[MaNuMaNiAc]

:lmao @ Kaka diving

[ElNono]

Uh oh... dangerous free kick

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Superman is playing goalie for NK

[ElNono]

You know that if all else fails, Kaka will be glad to dive inside the box in the 85th minute for a BS penalty...

[IronMexican]

Shades of Greece vs Portugal.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

well, it was coming

[Spurologist]

OH SHIT.

What a shot

[ElNono]

And there it is...

[resistanze]

Goal! And I missed it!

[sefant77]

poor guy, they will chop off his left hand back home

[IronMexican]

hah

[ElNono]

Let's see if NK comes out now...

[Spurologist]

http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/11/KimJongIl_teamamerica_01.jpg

ATTACK!!!

[ElNono]

Looks like the ref didn't bring the cards...

[sefant77]

what a horrible world cup day

[ElNono]

Now we're talking...

[Spurologist]

that's the brazilian style we know and love

[Spurologist]

Now we're talking...

what were you saying about Elano again???

:lol

[ElNono]

what were you saying about Elano again???

:lol

Reverse jinx ftw...

Watch this: Luis Fabiano sucks...

[ElNono]

Actually, Elano finished great, but Robinho takes the credit for that goal. Best BRA player today IMO

[Phenomanul]

LOL @ the Univision guy just said: Kaka le pica Elano.. :lmao

:lol

He does this intentionally...

In another tournament he said something to the effect of "Kaká sale por Elano" after Elano subbed in for Kaká... and then repeated it for emphasis... :wow

[sefant77]

Actually, Elano finished great, but Robinho takes the credit for that goal. Best BRA player today IMO

Robinho was asscrap for the rest...

[ElNono]

LOL Brazil

[Spurologist]

http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/9830/kimjong.jpg

attack!!!

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[ElNono]

That Korean will live ...

[LoneStarState'sPride]

N. Korea played their fucking arses off. Good game (even for a casual soccer fan).

[Stump]

Even if they're North Korea, I was still glad to see them get a goal.

[sefant77]

The media in brazil will trash Dunga and the team....

[ElNono]

Luis Fabiano did suck.. hmmm...

Good win for Brazil though... With Portugal's tie, they're in command...

[Spurologist]

The media in brazil will trash Dunga and the team....

yep....Guaranteed

[ffadicted]

My boy and fantasy captain fabiano failed, late goal conceeded, and we certaintly didn't look like germany out there, but 3 points is 3 points, and hopefully this is a wake up call for us

[Whisky Dog]

Even if they're North Korea, I was still glad to see them get a goal.

Yeah me too, it's not the players who are global fucksticks. Hell they're so oppressed they don't have refrigerators and had never seen a cell phone until recently.

That guy had the "Holy Shit!" look after he beat Julio Cesar into the net.

[sefant77]

yep....Guaranteed

The brother of my gf is as journalist in Southafrica and was on the game, he will trash too :lol

[Texas_Ranger]

Actually, Elano finished great, but Robinho takes the credit for that goal. Best BRA player today IMO

Maicon says hello.

[velik_m]

Lets not forget whomever finishes second in this group, most probably get Spain in 1/8 finals, so this is a very important win for Brasil, NK will trouble Ivory Cost and Portugal too.

[DAF86]

Maicon says hello.

Nah, Robinho was the best.

Just what expected from this game, except for that NK goal. This is how Dunga's Brazil plays, solid on the back and efficient when they have scoring oportunities, they don't dominate you like other Brazilian's teams from the past, don't play a lot of "jogo bonito" but they're still dangerous.

[TDMVPDPOY]

fck north korea played with more heart then the aussie team :(

[ElNono]

Maicon says hello.

TBH, Maicon is always good. The reason Dani Alves is a reserve.

[boston.balla]

people seem to not observe how many occasions brasil had and the fact that those poor people out there (how many do you think really buy into their system when living inside it for so long, basically 3% of the country is in concentration camps, etc .. only a FOOL would consider otherwise) played their absolute best out for their families lives if not for their own should say something.

That was sucidal soccer the way they dived for each ball and played all the physical max. It was a sad day for soccer today, when you watch something like this it really makes you wonder if it's right to torture these people letting them play in the wc - even if they're lucky regarding life quality compared to their connationals but it's still torture to say "go there and play toe to toe with brasil".

It's a misleading 2-1, could have been much different, happily for north korean human beings their lives are safe for now.

[TDMVPDPOY]

TBH, Maicon is always good. The reason Dani Alves is a reserve.

dani is fkn shithouse who is riding of the barcelona triumphs, his not that good

[sefant77]

Nah, Robinho was the best.

Just what expected from this game, except for that NK goal. This is how Dunga's Brazil plays, solid on the back and efficient when they have scoring oportunities, they don't dominate you like other Brazilian's teams from the past, don't play a lot of "jogo bonito" but they're still dangerous.

The movement without the ball was horrible/non-existent

[ElNono]

dani is fkn shithouse who is riding of the barcelona triumphs, his not that good

He's always hugging Messi when he scores a goal. He MUST be good.
Now, seriously, it's hard to look good next to Maicon.

[TDMVPDPOY]

maicon looks like gettin a payrise since his contract is up...

[TDMVPDPOY]

robinho is a fkn ball hog...fck that kent

[Texas_Ranger]

Maicon was named man of the match.

[DAF86]

people seem to not observe how many occasions brasil had and the fact that those poor people out there (how many do you think really buy into their system when living inside it for so long, basically 3% of the country is in concentration camps, etc .. only a FOOL would consider otherwise) played their absolute best out for their families lives if not for their own should say something.

That was sucidal soccer the way they dived for each ball and played all the physical max. It was a sad day for soccer today, when you watch something like this it really makes you wonder if it's right to torture these people letting them play in the wc - even if they're lucky regarding life quality compared to their connationals but it's still torture to say "go there and play toe to toe with brasil".

It's a misleading 2-1, could have been much different, happily for north korean human beings their lives are safe for now.

Suicidal soccer!? WTF are you talking about?

[Texas_Ranger]

maicon looks like gettin a payrise since his contract is up...

Maicon's got a contract until 2012.

[TDMVPDPOY]

Maicon's got a contract until 2012.

TRANSFER MAN, he might follow mourinho to REAL MADRID

[DAF86]

Maicon was named man of the match.

And Ronaldo was selected man of the match of the Portugal/CDI game, FIFA "man of the match" awards are a joke.

[Texas_Ranger]

TRANSFER MAN, he might follow mourinho to REAL MADRID

Inter technical director said today that Inter will not sell players to Real Madrid.

[Phenomanul]

I still believe Dunga erred by not taking Ronaldinho to the World Cup....

[TDMVPDPOY]

Inter technical director said today that Inter will not sell players to Real Madrid.

for the correct price then yes....

[Spurologist]

The brother of my gf is as journalist in Southafrica and was on the game, he will trash too :lol

:lol

Nice......tougher game against portugal next

[Brazil]

As expected Brazilian media are quite trash with Dunga and the team they have some good reasons: North Corea is with Honduras the worst team of the competition, the animation depends 100% on Kaka and right now he is not at 100%, robinho is doing a lot of grigri but thats about it, for me he is an improved version of Denilson, the whole team was expecting the ball on the feet: no movements at all.

For me the best player during this game is Maicon, I liked also Bastos envy and effort, Kaka wake up a little in the second half, Robinhaaaa did his one man show and Luis Fabiano played poorly.

A win is a win but I think North Korea will finish with 0 point and 2/1 is not such a great result. Just to remember that the second of the group will take Spain !

[sefant77]

Except the pass for the 2:0 Robinho was a horrible brainless black hole on the offense...

[DAF86]

Except the pass for the 2:0 Robinho was a horrible brainless black hole on the offense...

A little something don't you think? He also had two good shots on goal, in the first ball he touched he left two rivals behind and assisted Kaka in the box. I'm not usually a Robinho fan but he played well yesterday, imho.