Algeria vs England: battle of the bionic goalkeepers

[lefty]

Sorry, I made a mistake in the other thread :donkey

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156448

[Libri]

:lol

[Libri]

I wonder what kind of face Beckham will have if Algeria wins or ties.

[Muser]

If England lose this i'm probably going to drink myself to death.

[Slo spurs fan]

If England lose this i'm probably going to drink myself to death.

No wait you will miss our win than!:p:

[lefty]

Belhadj backing for James





16 Jun 2010




Algeria midfielder Nadir Belhadj believes his Portsmouth team-mate David James should start in goal for England when the countries meet on Friday.
England face the Algerians in Cape Town in the second match in Group C after Robert Green's blunder gifted the USA their equaliser in the 1-1 draw last weekend.
Belhadj said: "For me it was a surprise not to see him in goal for England against the USA.
"I think James is a far better goalkeeper and much more experienced, and he should be in goal against us later this week.
"Green made a very bad mistake and I can't see how he can carry on."







Um...yeah, loke Chaouchi didn't fuck up on that goal

[Spurologist]

Um...yeah, loke Chaouchi didn't fuck up on that goal

Belhadj playing mind games

[lefty]

Belhadj playing mind games
Well, he sucks at it

A heck of a player tho

[Muser]

I don't get why Fabio has a hard on for Green and James.

You have Players A,B and C.

Player A was on the team which finished bottom of the premier league and letting in 66 goals.

Player B was on the team that was 5 points from being relegated and that defense let in 66 goals.

Player C was on the team which was newly promoted and managed to secure 9th in the league whilst letting in 47 goals and winning the premier leagues goalkeeper of the season award.

God dammit Fabio you dumbshit.

[The_Worlds_finest]

http://media.mysanantonio.com/images/061610%20wc%20fans%2054.JPGAlgerian Fan

[ffadicted]

Wazza better score at least twice to bring my fantasy team back up

[lefty]

http://www.competition.dz/Image/supporters_alg_ang_0001.JPG

[Muser]

:hungry::hungry::hungry:

[lefty]

:hungry::hungry::hungry:
I am very nervous :(

Let's just hope Saadane doesn't screw us again with another 10-0-0

We need to attack more than we did vs Slovenia

[Muser]

We need to keep the fucking ball :bang.

[lefty]

Akon rooting for Algeria

Don't jinx us you idiot :lol


AEJTrChiFVA

[PublicOption]

can someone tell me you can celebrate after a goal but there are no time outs?

[PublicOption]

can someone tell me why you can celebrate after a goal, but you can't call a timeout?

[TDMVPDPOY]

can someone tell me why you can celebrate after a goal, but you can't call a timeout?

fail

[Muser]

can someone tell me why you can celebrate after a goal, but you can't call a timeout?

Because timeouts are for pussys.

[boston.balla]

can someone tell me why you can celebrate after a goal, but you can't call a timeout?

lol the game is 90 minutes with a single 15 min break .. that's approximately 5-6 nfl games. no need for timeout.

Furthermore, in soccer the medium distance covered by any player is 10km (at world cup ofc)

[lefty]

Shitting in my pants, shitting in my pants

Shitting, shitting, shitting in my pants

[velik_m]

Hoping for a draw. Go Algeria!

[Bukefal]

http://media.mysanantonio.com/images/061610%20wc%20fans%2054.JPGAlgerian Fan

:wow wtf :lol

[lefty]

Hoping for a draw. Go Algeria!
I'm hoping for a win :D

[lefty]

:wow wtf :lol
Haha

Not surprised

When I was living in Algeria, I would see that every week;

Sold out games are not a problem for Algerians, they park their asses wherever they can

[Bukefal]

Haha

Not surprised

When I was living in Algeria, I would see that every week;

Sold out games are not a problem for Algerians, they park their asses wherever they can

:lol haha how the hell did he even get up there lol and props if he managed to hang there for 90 minutes haha

[lefty]

:lol haha how the hell did he even get up there lol and props if he managed to hang there for 90 minutes haha
I dont know man

I've seen crazier things in my country

When they want something, they will get it by ALL means necessary

[Muser]

Come on England, let's blow these out the water and make a statement :ihit.

[lefty]

Come on England, let's blow these out the water and make a statement :ihit.
:depressed:depressed:depressed


By the way, Chaouchi may not play (injury)

Not sure if it's a good thing or not :lol

[Muser]

Sources say that David James and Emile fucking Heskey are going to start :bang.

Way to have a huge stiffy for shit goalkeepers Fabio.

[lefty]

Sources say that David James and Emile fucking Heskey are going to start :bang.

Way to have a huge stiffy for shit goalkeepers Fabio.
So both teams will have shitty GK's :lol


Since Belhadj and Yebda played with James at Portsmouth, I hope they can share his weaknesses

[Muser]

Starting 11

James
Johnson
Terry
Carragher
A.Cole
Lennon
Lampard
Barry
Gerrard
Heskey
Rooney

[velik_m]

0-0 would be nice :tongue

[lefty]

0-0 would be nice :tongue
:p:

[velik_m]

:p:

Oh what the hell, just win the game... :downspin:

[lefty]

Oh what the hell, just win the game... :downspin:
That game will be weiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiird


Saadane is not oing to use a real striker today, since Slovenia's national hero is suspended, and also because the other one seems to be out of shape

Matmour, a winger, will play as a striker :wow

[MannyIsGod]

Gooooooooooooooooooo Leftys

[lefty]

Gooooooooooooooooooo Leftys
Thanks :toast

[Spurologist]

Starting 11

James
Johnson
Terry
Carragher
A.Cole
Lennon
Lampard
Barry
Gerrard
Heskey
Rooney

Is James over Green really an upgrade. :lol

I wonder how healthy Barry is.

[urunobili]

oleeeeeeeee ole ole oleeeeeeeeeeeeee Lefteeeeeeeeease Lefteeeeeeeeeeease!

[Bukefal]

Go Algeria! Send those chaps back to their island :lol !! :toast

[Sense]

I'm glad Carragher is starting... he somehow made it to my fantasy team

[Muser]

Is James over Green really an upgrade. :lol

I wonder how healthy Barry is.

I don't know, Fabio loves hi shitty GK's...

Barry is fit though, so the media is saying anyway.

[lefty]

Barry being back is great news for England

Thant means Gerrard will move forward to a more offensive position

[Spurologist]

I dont know man

I've seen crazier things in my country

When they want something, they will get it by ALL means necessary

:lol

Sorry but I immediately thought of Ghezzal. He got what he wanted. Il ne va pas jouer ce match. :tu

[lefty]

:lol

Sorry but I immediately thought of Ghezzal. He got what he wanted. Il ne va pas jouer ce match. :tu
:lol

[sefant77]

Actually im just looking because i hope James fuck it up :D

[Cry Havoc]

Looks like Algeria came to play today. A couple of dangerous lobs deep into English territory so far.

[Cry Havoc]

England is seriously skilled at going down at the slightest touch. They must have been watching Fisher in the playoffs. :lol

[Cry Havoc]

Dangerous header!

This game is very even so far.

[Spurologist]

Heskey showing us the fundamentals of a chest trap

[diego]

i didnt see much of algeria's first game, but i like their players' style- a lot of pausing and short sprints, and they look very confident too.

[sefant77]

Who isnt confident against England?

[IronMexican]

England is seriously skilled at going down at the slightest touch. They must have been watching Fisher in the playoffs. :lol

http://i48.tinypic.com/212wqzb.jpg

[Spurologist]

GK with a no look save......NICE

[TDMVPDPOY]

england looks not motivated man

lampard, gerrard and the wings continue to get more touches then rooney, so much for hype from media advertising...fck this

hope algeria cause an upset

[Spurologist]

I have it in my head that there will be a David James blunder....we'll have to wait and see

[MannyIsGod]

This is one boring ass game. Can't we just have the US AND SLOVENIA play another 90?

[lefty]

So far so good



Can we keep it up?

Or is the coach going to screw us with a 10-0-0 ? :(

[DesignatedT]

C'mon Algeria. get this.

[sefant77]

Gerrard sucks

[Spurologist]

better game this half :tu

[mountainballer]

jesus, this England team sucks. can't even bring the ball over the midfield. so mayn technical mistakes. no movement. that's a disgrace.

[lefty]

jesus, this England team sucks. can't even bring the ball over the midfield. so mayn technical mistakes. no movement. that's a disgrace.
That's because we are saturating the neutral zone

[lefty]

Bougherra is a stud

[sefant77]

Germany played with 10 guys better than this....

[Spurologist]

Defoe needs to come on......Heskey/Rooney have done very little

[lefty]

cardiac kids :pctoss

[lefty]

daaaaaaaaaamns

[Bukefal]

Come on Algeria, score a goal!! :clap

[lefty]

Ziani WTF

[lefty]

lol ref

Cole was holding Abdoul

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Man, this England team is pretty much the worst england team that I can remember.

[Cry Havoc]

Man, this England team is pretty much the worst england team that I can remember.

It's sad that a team that's so loaded on paper can play with absolutely no aggressiveness or creativity.

[resistanze]

lol England.

[lefty]

Uhoh Crouch

[Spurologist]

lol England.

they'll be eliminated if they pull this shit against Slovenia

[Spurologist]

:wow Crouchasaurus

[hater]

Peter Crouch is the coolest name ever, especially for a giant

[sefant77]

lol that was just soooo bad

England is close to go home....

[resistanze]

Good job Algeria.

LMAO England.

[lefty]

Meh


I'll take it

[Slo spurs fan]

LOL England.

[Muser]

Emile fucking Heskey was our best player. FML

[Cry Havoc]

Emile fucking Heskey was our best player. FML

:lmao

You were talking sooo much trash earlier. Perhaps you should have waited. :p:

[lefty]

CBC's man of the game: Ashley Cole :lmao


Wow CBC

[IronMexican]

This game probably topped Uruguay vs France as worst.

[Trainwreck2100]

lol england at least we drew with a third world country cause we got screwed

[lefty]

Madjid Bougherra owned Rooney today :D

[Slo spurs fan]

lol england at least we drew with a third world country cause we got screwed

:lol

[Muser]

:lmao

You were talking sooo much trash earlier. Perhaps you should have waited. :p:

That was when I was under the illusion England could beat fucking Algeria :bang.

Thank fuck for the draw earlier..

[Muser]

Madjid Bougherra owned Rooney today :D

My dead Nan (god rest her soul) could have owned Rooney today :bang. He needs to grow a sack the fat fucking prick.

[IronMexican]

So England would have to win 2-0 if USA won?

[lefty]

England needs to play France to build their confidence up.

[velik_m]

Damn, had Slovenia won today, not only would we already be qualified we would have 1st place secured.

Edit: Great job Algeria :tu

[ElNono]

CROFL England
LOL Capello

[Muser]

I can't wait for Fabio to get the blame for England not being able to string 2 passes together :tu

[lefty]

Damn, had Slovenia won today, not only would we already be qualified we would have 1st place secured.

Edit: Great job Algeria :tu
thanks bro

[velik_m]

I just wanted to add: Happy birthday Capello! :lmao

[Slo spurs fan]

I just wanted to add: Happy birthday Capello! :lmao

:rollin

[sefant77]

Of course the players from england are always some overrated but still something happens everytime their put on the jerseys in a tournament...like its a 25kg metal jersey...

[Libri]

England needs to play France to build their confidence up.

:lol

[Slo spurs fan]

Highlights from the game:

[sefant77]

:rollin

http://cdn.majorleaguesoccertalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/the-sun-world-cup-2010.jpg

[Cry Havoc]

Highlights from the game:

Why is that mule crossing the road, and why it is taking over 10 minutes?

[MaNuMaNiAc]

:rollin

http://cdn.majorleaguesoccertalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/the-sun-world-cup-2010.jpg

:lmao

[ffadicted]

:rollin

http://cdn.majorleaguesoccertalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/the-sun-world-cup-2010.jpg

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Slo spurs fan]

Highlights from the game:

Sorry, not found any.

[Slo spurs fan]

:rollin

http://cdn.majorleaguesoccertalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/the-sun-world-cup-2010.jpg

:rollin

[scott]

So England would have to win 2-0 if USA won?

If England wins, they are in.
If US wins, they are in.
If Slovenia wins, they are in with top seed.
If Algeria wins, they need England to lose or tie.

If US and England win, England will have to beat Slovenia by 4 goals to win top seed, otherwise US gets top seed.

If England wins and Algeria-US tie, England is top seed Slovenia is 2 seed.

I think I got that right.

[IronMexican]

If England wins, they are in.
If US wins, they are in.
If Slovenia wins, they are in with top seed.
If Algeria wins, they need England to lose or tie.

If US and England win, England will have to beat Slovenia by 4 goals to win top seed, otherwise US gets top seed.

If England wins and Algeria-US tie, England is top seed Slovenia is 2 seed.

I think I got that right.

Thanks.


So it still looks likely that England is in, I guess.

If England ties, and USA wins, USA and Slovenia are in, right?

[Bukefal]

:rollin

http://cdn.majorleaguesoccertalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/the-sun-world-cup-2010.jpg

looooooooolllll :rollin:rollin:rollin

[Muser]

:rollin

http://cdn.majorleaguesoccertalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/the-sun-world-cup-2010.jpg

:lmao

[DesignatedT]

:lmao

[Dinamita]

WTF ENGLAND LOST AGAIN?

First they lose to US 1-1 now Algeria 0-0?

I need to get that fucking scrub Rooney of my fantasy team :bang

[diego]

If England wins, they are in.
If US wins, they are in.
If Slovenia wins, they are in with top seed.
If Algeria wins, they need England to lose or tie.

If US and England win, England will have to beat Slovenia by 4 goals to win top seed, otherwise US gets top seed.

If England wins and Algeria-US tie, England is top seed Slovenia is 2 seed.

I think I got that right.

hmm, not very clear, at least to me.

for slovenia to qualify: win or tie; if they lose, usa / argelia must tie.
for usa to qualify- win, if they tie they need england to tie or lose.
for england to qualify- must win, if they tie or lose they are gone.
for algeria to qualify- must win AND england must lose.

The US has the same points as england but they are definitely in the driver seat. they have the same goal difference but 2nd tie breaker is total goals and the US is up 2.

this group is pretty screwed though considering they are paired with the very difficult group D. i'd pick both group D teams over their group C rivals

--edited to fix brain fart

[Bukefal]

zA0f1jKq83A

:rollin

[Trainwreck2100]

hmm, not very clear, at least to me.

for usa to qualify- win secures it, if they tie they need england to tie or lose.
for england to qualify- they must win AND the US must lose or tie,
for algeria to qualify- must win AND england must lose.

The US has the same points as england but they are definitely in the driver seat. they have the same goal difference but 2nd tie breaker is total goals and the US is up 2.

this group is pretty screwed though considering they are paired with the very difficult group D. i'd pick both group D teams over their group C rivals

If England wins they are in, cause they would have 5 points and slovenia would have 4 America doesn't matter to them if they win

[TimmehC]

:rollin

http://cdn.majorleaguesoccertalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/the-sun-world-cup-2010.jpg

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[diego]

youre right, i mistakenly had slovenia at 6. if the us and england win then slovenia is out. that is better for the states though, because that means slovenia has to put up a fight to secure their spot

[ElNono]

Same guy as the vuvuzela song. This was the England preview of the world cup:

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Hilarious :lol

[lefty]

:rollin

http://cdn.majorleaguesoccertalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/the-sun-world-cup-2010.jpg


zA0f1jKq83A

:rollin


:lmao:lmao:lmao

[lefty]

Algerians just pimpin`


http://nsa15.casimages.com/img/2010/06/19/100619040216364500.jpg

[Spurologist]

:rollin

http://cdn.majorleaguesoccertalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/the-sun-world-cup-2010.jpg

:lmao

[lefty]

Steve Nash was at the game by the way

I thing he is a correspondant for CBS

[DAF86]

I need to get that fucking scrub Rooney of my fantasy team :bang

Rooney is the most overated player in the world, he is a very good striker but he doesn't belong in the discussion of best player in the world like some people thinks. He's just another product of the hype that surounds the Premier League.

[Bukefal]

Steve Nash was at the game by the way

I thing he is a correspondant for CBS

SjD667DSRR4

:lol

[TDMVPDPOY]

imagine blowing one of those in the toilet while someone is takn a bog

[lefty]

SjD667DSRR4

:lol
Nash