microsoft unveils new games

[word]

My favorite is, a kitten petting simulator via interpretive dance. That's right...

Video gaming sales are falling like a rock as the computer gaming industry scrambles to find something, anything, they can sell. Of course, microsoft canceled things like 'flight simulator' to replace it with 'kitten petting'. And they're having a hard time selling that ? Say it ain't so.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18608_the-day-gaming-industry-died-impressions-from-e3-2010.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+CrackedRSS+%28Cracked%3A+All+ Posts%29&utm_content=Google+Reader

[ChuckD]

Oh, I thought this might be "try to get the OS working". That's always a fun one from MS.

[MiamiHeat]

over dramatic article, written by an emo who probably cuts himself.

shitty

[word]

an emo who cuts himself ....:lol

[Sisk]

The best part of the article is

All of that actually happened

[baseline bum]

They actually demonstrated the viewer waving around their hands to make the menu bring up the right movie, then using voice commands to pause, stop and fast forward. So saying "Xbox, stop" will stop your movie, and waving your hand will presumably make it skip ahead. Awesome! Nothing can go wrong with that, as long as you remember to stay perfectly still and silent while your movie is playing.


That's not going to be good for watching porn.

[Sisk]

That's not going to be good for watching porn.

:lmao