Kobe Bryant Drinking Game for Tonight

[BUMP]

Me and my "bros" have come up with a very simple drinking game that you guys can do with your friends, the bar, house party, or by yourself at home if you choose.

Very simple rules. You take a shot of your liquor of choice when Kobe does one of three things

1. Every time Kobe yells his trademark "eeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy" after he thinks he's fouled

2. punches the air after he thinks he's fouled

3. stares down the official and yells at him after he's fouled

If he does all three in sequence then its a shooter

































* Now if your really a champ you could take one after everytime Pau acts like he's been shot but I wouldn't recommend it cause that's pretty much everytime he touches the ball

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Here's my drinking game:

if a team wearing green starts their backup center because their starting center is injured for 2008 karma, you get shitfaced.

[Giuseppe]

Summer/'06.........never goes away, huh, BUMP?

[lefty]

Another drinking game

Everytime Kobe takes a shot, you take a shot

[BUMP]

Here's my drinking game:

if a team wearing green starts their backup center because their starting center is injured for 2008 karma, you get shitfaced.

Pretty sure Perkins is out tonight brah

[florige]

Or you take a shot everytime Derek Fisher flops.



I would die of alcohol poisoning if I did that.

[Leetonidas]

Everytime Kobe doesn't pass to an open teammate, take a shot.

You'll be drunk halfway into the first quarter.

[lefty]

Everytime Kobe does his Jordan impression

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Pretty sure Perkins is out tonight brah


I guess that means it's time to get shitfaced.

[monosylab1k]

Every time Ron Artest does something good on the court and then immediately looks for Kobe to give him approval and a treat, take a shot.

Every time Rasheed makes a full trip on offense and defense and doesn't cross the 3 point line on either side, take a shot.

[TheMACHINE]

Me and my "bros" have come up with a very simple drinking game that you guys can do with your friends, the bar, house party, or by yourself at home if you choose.

Very simple rules. You take a shot of your liquor of choice when Kobe does one of three things

1. Every time Kobe yells his trademark "eeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy" after he thinks he's fouled

2. punches the air after he thinks he's fouled

3. stares down the official and yells at him after he's fouled

If he does all three in sequence then its a shooter

































* Now if your really a champ you could take one after everytime Pau acts like he's been shot but I wouldn't recommend it cause that's pretty much everytime he touches the ball

sounds like Pierce too, but of course, Pierce likes to punch referees.

[dallasmavsnfuego214]

Summer/'06.........never goes away, huh, BUMP?

Cubby, gettin his butthurt on!

[dallasmavsnfuego214]

Twas the night before Christmas in LA, nobody stirred not even a mouse.

Then Jerry West came down the chimney and gave them Gasol. Then all the mouses stirred, awoke, and came out of their holes. Nobody had ever seen them before.

You petty thing, you

[Giuseppe]

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

It's the Heat, Dirk.

Oh,,,,hold on a second, I'm changing panties. Here, you can have it. I'm sorry.

[mavsfan1000]

Another drinking game

Everytime Kobe takes a shot, you take a shot
You would die. :wow

[monosylab1k]

Or you take a shot everytime Derek Fisher flops.

tbh you'd have to do ShagiaFrost style Mike's Hard Pomegranate shots for fear of dying from alcohol poisoning.

[eyeh8u]

everytime kobe and closer are used in the same sentence

[Smooth Criminal]

Another drinking game

Everytime Kobe takes a shot, you take a shot
You tryin to kill a bitch?

[Edward]

Another drinking game

Everytime Kobe takes a shot, you take a shot


Dets funny because Kobe takes a lot of shots!

[Muser]

Everytime Mark Jackson makes one of his dumbass catchphrases.

[MavDynasty]

mama there goes that man

[MavDynasty]

that was a grown man move

[JamStone]

Double shot or shotgun a beer for "jawbone extension."

Kegstand if Kobe gives a pretentious "quiet" fist shake if one of his teammates score of one of his passes... as if he's really happy one of his teammates scores instead of him.

[MavDynasty]

hand down man down!

[Smooth Criminal]

Every time Jackson says Hand Down Man Down while the defender's hand is clearly up in contest

[monosylab1k]

Double shot or shotgun a beer for "jawbone extension."

Kegstand if Kobe gives a pretentious "quiet" fist shake if one of his teammates score of one of his passes... as if he's really happy one of his teammates scores instead of him.

how about when Kobe makes a big play and does everything in his power to ignore Vujacic draping himself all over him?

[JamStone]

how about when Kobe makes a big play and does everything in his power to ignore Vujacic draping himself all over him?

Snort two lines of cocaine.

Woooooooohooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[resistanze]

A shotgun blast to the face if Shaq congratulates Kobe on #5 on Twitter.

[silverblk mystix]

every time that the celtics make a good play or two---followed by a phantom call against the celtics---so that the lakers regain the lost momentum

[Mark Jackson]

Put away the drinks none of this will be necessary.

Tonight the cream rises to the top, Kobe Bryant will be making grown man moves, there will be some hands down and men down, and mama that man will be going all night long.

Loosen up your booty holes folks and crowd around living room, cause the MAMBA is about to show you why he's the best closer in the game!!

[Giuseppe]

My booty hole still be tight.

[baseline bum]

Gotta finish the bottle for each Garnett chestpound.

[baseline bum]

Every time Rasheed makes a full trip on offense and defense and doesn't cross the 3 point line on either side, take a shot.

:rollin

[pauls931]

Or you take a shot everytime Derek Fisher flops.

Jesus, this is a drinking game, not a alcohol poisoning death wish!