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mouse
06-18-2010, 12:20 AM
I only ask because I need answers fast, and I really don't want to offend anyone at this time....


where is the appropriate forum for me to ask a personal question about my penis?

Sisk
06-18-2010, 12:21 AM
Yahoo answers.

DesignatedT
06-18-2010, 12:23 AM
political forum

mouse
06-18-2010, 12:31 AM
political forum


:lmao


I knew no one would take me serious so I will just put this out there...I was with a woman last weekend, she was naked in her bed, INXS was on the DVD ( I have the KICK DVD it Kicks ass!) we was all alone she had the trailer to herself, her truck driver boyfriend "skid-mark" was on the road,

We have Jack and Coke...and a 12 pack of XX's beer.

we joked and danced and made it into the bedroom, that is where my question comes in.

Sisk
06-18-2010, 12:48 AM
:vomit:

mouse
06-18-2010, 01:09 AM
probably one of the mini-forums


PM me the password.

Thanks!
:toast

mouse
06-18-2010, 01:12 AM
:vomit:

Is that Icon used to show what made you choke?

was the topic to R rated for you? Hence why i am asking first before I post my question.


wow I actually got to use the word Hence!

:tu

DesignatedT
06-18-2010, 01:16 AM
:lmao


I knew no one would take me serious so I will just put this out there...I was with a woman last weekend, she was naked in her bed, INXS was on the DVD ( I have the KICK DVD it Kicks ass!) we was all alone she had the trailer to herself, her truck driver boyfriend "skid-mark" was on the road,

We have Jack and Coke...and a 12 pack of XX's beer.

we joked and danced and made it into the bedroom, that is where my question comes in.

It goes in hole #2....

mouse
06-18-2010, 01:22 AM
It goes in hole #2....


What goes?

mouse
06-18-2010, 01:23 AM
VvxGAFEDFZs



4cc and Austin Texas posters are what make ST what it is today...........

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-3/kfc.jpg

DesignatedT
06-18-2010, 01:25 AM
What goes?

:nope


:lol

Goliadnative
06-18-2010, 07:25 AM
Which one was it?

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/Donated%20art%20for%20free1/th_love-3.jpg


http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/Donated%20art%20for%20free1/th_love-2.jpg

Twisted_Dawg
06-18-2010, 05:52 PM
We are all adults here, even the sixteen year olds, so please feel free to ask your question.

PopeJohnPaulII
06-19-2010, 12:43 AM
We are all adults here, even the sixteen year olds, so please feel free to ask your question.

I love when young boys talk about their penises.

MouseDynasty
06-19-2010, 01:20 AM
Just Mouse attention whoring like Mouse is supposed ta do ...

ALWAYS bet on BLACK
06-19-2010, 04:04 AM
Just send an IM to OTH

mouse
06-19-2010, 11:01 AM
Which one was it?

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/Donated%20art%20for%20free1/th_love-3.jpg


http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/Donated%20art%20for%20free1/th_love-2.jpg

The one on the bottom.

mouse
06-19-2010, 11:10 AM
We are all adults here, even the sixteen year olds, so please feel free to ask your question.

I wish my problem was that simple actually what took place was I could not get an erection. so before I stoop down and try to buy some Viagra online i was wondering if stress can be the reason my penis would not respond.

I tried everything, as I was going down on her for what seemed like hours...I think i got a cramp underneath my jaw a few times, very painful..I had a free hand so I played with my wiener and tried to get it to respond..I even put an ice cube on it and it still refused to move.

It was embarrassing to have to apologize to the lady. I was wondering is it from lack of sex all these months and my penis was shell shocked, or was it the constant masturbation I have been subjecting it to on a daily basis?

Sorry if i offended anyone..

I just wanted to get some good honest insight on this matter from my friends here at the club before I tell the guys at work and make a fool out of myself.

Leetonidas
06-19-2010, 12:15 PM
I wish my problem was that simple actually what took place was I could not get an erection. so before I stoop down and try to buy some Viagra online i was wondering if stress can be the reason my penis would not respond.

I tried everything, as I was going down on her for what seemed like hours...I think i got a cramp underneath my jaw a few times, very painful..I had a free hand so I played with my wiener and tried to get it to respond..I even put an ice cube on it and it still refused to move.

It was embarrassing to have to apologize to the lady. I was wondering is it from lack of sex all these months and my penis was shell shocked, or was it the constant masturbation I have been subjecting it to on a daily basis?

Sorry if i offended anyone..

I just wanted to get some good honest insight on this matter from my friends here at the club before I tell the guys at work and make a fool out of myself.

If it was really that 2nd bitch, then it's not wonder you couldn't get a boner without the aid of some sort of drug. Sometimes your body just isn't in the mood for sex. It happens to every dude once in a blue moon, but if it's happening FREQUENTLY then you need to get some Viagra 'cus nigga you got ED.

Summers
06-20-2010, 08:29 PM
I think i got a cramp underneath my jaw a few times, very painful.

Close your mouth and push your lower jaw out, like you have a terrible underbite. It stretches the muscles and makes the cramp go away.

You're welcome!

DMX7
06-20-2010, 10:27 PM
I only ask because I need answers fast, and I really don't want to offend anyone at this time....


where is the appropriate forum for me to ask a personal question about my penis?

The one NOT on Spurstalk.

4>0rings
06-20-2010, 10:43 PM
:lmao



oh god...







:lmao

Cyrano
06-20-2010, 11:19 PM
Mouse,all you need is a little exercise. Try going to the lake and rowing a boat with a piece of rope.

4>0rings
06-21-2010, 10:55 AM
Or stop wacking it 5 times a day...

spursncowboys
06-21-2010, 11:18 AM
I wish my problem was that simple actually what took place was I could not get an erection. so before I stoop down and try to buy some Viagra online i was wondering if stress can be the reason my penis would not respond.

I tried everything, as I was going down on her for what seemed like hours...I think i got a cramp underneath my jaw a few times, very painful..I had a free hand so I played with my wiener and tried to get it to respond..I even put an ice cube on it and it still refused to move.

It was embarrassing to have to apologize to the lady. I was wondering is it from lack of sex all these months and my penis was shell shocked, or was it the constant masturbation I have been subjecting it to on a daily basis?

Sorry if i offended anyone..

I just wanted to get some good honest insight on this matter from my friends here at the club before I tell the guys at work and make a fool out of myself.
could have just been whiskey dick

bigzak25
06-21-2010, 11:20 AM
You need help mouse. I tell you cuz I love you bro.

Stop worrying about such inconsequential things.

What has you stressed out these days anyhow?

Johnny_Blaze_47
06-21-2010, 05:33 PM
What has you stressed out these days anyhow?

I'm sure a broken dick would cause anybody stress.

Ed Helicopter Jones
06-21-2010, 05:38 PM
Having never experienced an erection problem myself I really have no advice to offer you, Mouse. Sorry bro.

JoeChalupa
06-21-2010, 05:38 PM
You need help mouse. I tell you cuz I love you bro.

Stop worrying about such inconsequential things.

What has you stressed out these days anyhow?

+1 Getting laid is stressing him out.

mouse
06-21-2010, 06:24 PM
Wow some really good insight in this topic. I thought for sure you all would take this as another joke topic but i can see you guys do want to help out. I will address each one of you individually as son as i get off work.



Well I went over that dreadful night over and over in my head and I think i may have it down to two things. I was wearing some rather tight spandex type boxer shorts I got so i could workout at the local Gym I noticed When i took them off my packaged seem very compressed and almost without color I think I may have stopped the blood flow, another thing i forgot to mention i took a hit of xannax before the date so I am wondering if mixing that with lithium may have been a factor also.

I think I am very close on zeroing in on the cause of that night I wish i could forget. :depressed

4>0rings
06-21-2010, 06:43 PM
Well I went over that dreadful night over and over in my head and I think i may have it down to two things. I was wearing some rather tight spandex type boxer shorts I got so i could workout at the local Gym I noticed When i took them off my packaged seem very compressed and almost without color I think I may have stopped the blood flow, another thing i forgot to mention i took a hit of xannax before the date so I am wondering if mixing that with lithium may have been a factor also.

I think I am very close on zeroing in on the cause of that night I wish i could forget. :depressed
:lmao

RichardSimmons
06-21-2010, 07:30 PM
I think I am very close on zeroing in on the cause of that night I wish i could forget. :depressed

Come on already. You KNOW the REAL cause.

spursncowboys
06-21-2010, 08:04 PM
next time you could ask her to wear a football helmet and pads.

fraga
06-21-2010, 08:08 PM
Take it Brandon!!!