I just can't watch Leave It to Beaver anymore

[Cant_Be_Faded]

A brother who grew a mustache as a means to look cool?

A picturesque mom/wife with pointy tits?

A ruffian named Eddie haskell?

Short pants?

Investing in a burro?

On tha counta?

A chubby-cheeked freckelly-faced protagonist?

The era before african-americans moved into the urban environment?

Not a single person of non-anglo complexion on screen?


Fuck this show

[G-Nob]

I could be hard on that beaver all night long, June.

[Veterinarian]

I stole eyeh8u's joke idea forum tbh

[marini martini]

Sorry, I love the Beav!!!:toast

[greyforest]

Not a single person of non-anglo complexion on screen?



accurate depiction of a predominantly white suburban neighborhood in the 1950's.

i saw some trivia somewhere that the only black person ever on the show was a gas station attendant.

[Kamala]

I love beaver

[Booharv]

accurate depiction of a predominantly white suburban neighborhood in the 1950's.

i saw some trivia somewhere that the only black person ever on the show was a gas station attendant.

Its funny that America was once so racist that the advance to the "token black guy" era was actually an accomplishment.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Sorry, I love the Beav!!!:toast

Ah. So that explains the "best day" you had. :toast

[marini martini]

Don't toy with me, Monkey Boy!!!:downspin:

[mookie2001]

Dude I love theodore

Remember when his dad ruined him ugly style because he got into a $ 2.25 debt with the records by mail company

wally was like how the shit are you gon pay thet back beav??!!


Burro investments and short pants are all time human artistic masterpieces though

dad telling stories from the 1900s

Cbf is dropping science


One Mexican family in the Mexican family episode, not one black guy in the entire series


Lumpy, Eddie, whitey, Larry all timeless

[baseline bum]

Dude I love theodore

Remember when his dad ruined him ugly style because he got into a $ 2.25 debt with the records by mail company

wally was like how the shit are you gon pay thet back beav??!!


Burro investments and short pants are all time human artistic masterpieces though

dad telling stories from the 1900s

Cbf is dropping science


One Mexican family in the Mexican family episode, not one black guy in the entire series


Lumpy, Eddie, whitey, Larry all timeless

There was a Mexican family episode? Shit, how did that go down?

[SA DAVE]

^^^^
it went down when that wily eddie haskell decided to give the beav spanish lessons. the beav went up to the little homie and said "tu tienes una cara de puerco" [you have the face of a pig]. Well, little homie just ran off..
the end.

[marini martini]

:lmao I remember that one!!!

I liked the one where the Beav. gets stuck in the coffee cup billboard...........or was it Whitey?? Hmmmmmmmmmmm

[mrsmaalox]

Here's the "Beaver and Chuey" episode http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwatKzxVToo&feature=related But he isn't Mexican, they keep calling him Spanish and referring to where they live in South America. The poor little kid barely speaks spanish and the mom is dressed like she just needs a rose between her teeth and some castanets. But it is pretty cute.....

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Aww wally. I don't want Eddie to come over for dinner. Ona counta he stares at mom's pointy tits and junk.

[JoeChalupa]

Didn't Alice Cooper play the part of Eddie Haskel?

[mrsmaalox]

Didn't Alice Cooper play the part of Eddie Haskel?

That was Marilyn Manson. No, wait----he was on that show with Winnie Cooper :lol

Dumb rumors.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I'll never get why stupid rumors like that surface.

Like Rod Stewart getting his stomach pumped because he had sixty gallons of sperms in his stomach

[lil'mo]

i thought it was alanis morisette who chundered 60 gals. of sperm all over her audience cause she s'd so many d's before a concert

[mrsmaalox]

60 is the common denominator in all these cases. Richard Gere had that many gerbils up his rectum.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i thought it was alanis morisette who chundered 60 gals. of sperm all over her audience cause she s'd so many d's before a concert

I learned not too long ago that that rumor actually started with Rod Stewart. I had only heard the Alanis one from back in Jr High but apparently the 60 gallons of jizz is like some Jr High Urban Myth that people tell about some star-of-the-times.

[thispego]

60 is the common denominator in all these cases. Richard Gere had that many gerbils up his rectum.

:lmao

[Veterinarian]

:lmao you guys are so funny!! Mookie crew thread alert!! Success again!! :lmao :lmao :lmao

[mookie2001]

You didn't invent leave it to beaver
not funny

[mookie2001]

Chuey was like sorrrrrrry señora cleaver we don't have any pointy tetas

[Cant_Be_Faded]

rofl

pointy
teeettttaaaasss