Tampa

[Dr. Gonzo]

The old lady and I are going to be in Tampa from Tuesday - Saturday. What the hell is there to do in Tampa?

[mookie2001]

Has anyone ever been there?

[Dr. Gonzo]

I didn't know it existed until a few days ago.

[clambake]

cut all the screens on covered pools.

[MiamiHeat]

only some of the best rides and rollercoasters in the world!!

BUSCH GARDENS!!!!!!!

http://cdn.content.compendiumblog.com/uploads/user/d0acc5ee-5d24-48b9-a55a-f862314bfebd/15df7b0b-9345-4a92-bc2a-bf6cc3505f2c/Image/52e03a2dc6c11ac606cd256a1a830e20.gif

http://www.themeparkcodes.com/img/bgt_2.jpg

http://www.floridareview.co.uk/images/stories/general/rhino-rally.jpg

http://sayyestovacationhomes.com/images/Sheikra%20Busch%20Gardens.jpg

dont forget to take pictures for us ;p


the last time i went, i got to pet the Clydesdale's horses they have, the ones they use in the bud commercials :P

and they give you free beer tasting and stuff like that

it's a great park. they also have like a zoo

it's pretty awesome now that I remember, i want to go back ;p

[IronMexican]

dont forget to take pictures for us ;p



:lmao

[Dr. Gonzo]

only some of the best rides and rollercoasters in the world!!

BUSCH GARDENS!!!!!!!

http://cdn.content.compendiumblog.com/uploads/user/d0acc5ee-5d24-48b9-a55a-f862314bfebd/15df7b0b-9345-4a92-bc2a-bf6cc3505f2c/Image/52e03a2dc6c11ac606cd256a1a830e20.gif

http://www.themeparkcodes.com/img/bgt_2.jpg

http://www.floridareview.co.uk/images/stories/general/rhino-rally.jpg

http://sayyestovacationhomes.com/images/Sheikra%20Busch%20Gardens.jpg

dont forget to take pictures for us ;p


the last time i went, i got to pet the Clydesdale's horses they have, the ones they use in the bud commercials :P

and they give you free beer tasting and stuff like that

it's a great park. they also have like a zoo

it's pretty awesome now that I remember, i want to go back ;p

What the fuck, am I 12 fucking years old?

[clambake]

What the fuck, am I 12 fucking years old?

:lol thats what i was going to say.

[baseline bum]

What else are you going to do in Florida? It's either theme parks or retire and die.

[Dr. Gonzo]

What else are you going to do in Florida? It's either theme parks or retire and die.

Retiring sounds nice.

[baseline bum]

Apparently, riding a Segway is the best thing to do in Tampa.

http://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions-g34678-Activities-Tampa_Florida.html
Segway Experience of Tampa by Magic Carpet Glide
TripAdvisor Traveler Rating: 5 of 5 stars
TripAdvisor Popularity Index: #1 of 54 attractions in Tampa

There is not a better time to be had in Tampa. Come and experience the fun and adventure to be had riding your very own Segway I2 personal transporter through beautiful downtown Tampa and its surrounding islands. Admire the sun setting over the water, dolphins playing and even a few celebrity homes as you whiz about on a Segway personal transporter.

[baseline bum]

Maybe you're supposed to get shitfaced first. Can you get a DUI on a Segway?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Dr. Gonzo doesn't get shitfaced anymore, however, that would be fun.

[MiamiHeat]

What the fuck, am I 12 fucking years old?

wow, you must be a boring person :lol

thinking theme parks are for 12 yr olds

Busch Gardens is one of the theme parks that's more for adults than children :lol

[Booharv]

Even though you're trolling Central Florida with a bunch of ignorant fucks who know nothing about it but what they google, I live there so I'll pretend you're being serious and respond. Ybor City is great if you like the night life, there's basically a decent sized strip on 7th avenue filled with night clubs and bars/clubs. They're usually filled with drunk college girls. If you're Latin, Club Prana is a big deal even if you're not its still alright its just most of the music is filled with Latin beats. Empire & Climax is a pretty big club. The first floor is called Empire and the upstairs area is called Climax hence the name. TBh the best club strip/nightlife district in Central Florida is Church Street in Orlando, that's usually where I used to go when I was more into that scene since its better and about the same distance to Tampa from where I live. But Ybor is a big, big deal for young people in this area. The Hyde Park neighborhood and the bar at 717 South is more of a laid back atmosphere, although the last time I went there the place was filled with hipster douches. Tbh most of my activities always involved drinking when I went out, so maybe those aren't the best places for you.

If you're not into the nightlife since you don't drink, there are a ton of great golf clubs if you're the WASPY type that likes that shit. Plus you can charter a fishing boat, rent a jet ski, do any of the other general things you can do on any coastal area. If you like baseball there are always tons of baseball tickets available to the Devil Rays games since no one seems to give a fuck about them down here. You could see who they're playing that week. International Mall is a huge high end mall your girlfriend might like, but tbh shit is so expensive there you better have some serious money.

[Booharv]

What kind of things do you do when you're home? That might help me give you some info if you really want some recommendations.

[Dr. Gonzo]

What kind of things do you do when you're home? That might help me give you some info if you really want some recommendations.

I like amusement parks.

[MiamiHeat]

Even though you're trolling Central Florida with a bunch of ignorant fucks who know nothing about it but what they google,

dumb fuck, I live in Florida and have been to Tampa many times.

[MiamiHeat]

I like amusement parks.

but you said Busch Gardens is for 12 year olds :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao


I guess 12 year olds are the ones getting free beer samples when they visit Busch Gardens :lol

[Booharv]

I like amusement parks.

Witty. Great thread btw.


dumb fuck, I live in Florida and have been to Tampa many times.

I wasn't talking about you but the segway fag. Tbh I've been to Busch Gardens several times as an adult with various girlfriends. The brewery there is awesome.

[CubanMustGo]

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[baseline bum]

Witty. Great thread btw.



I wasn't talking about you but the segway fag. Tbh I've been to Busch Gardens several times as an adult with various girlfriends. The brewery their is awesome.

I'm not the one who voted it #1 dumbass.

[Booharv]

I'm not the one who voted it #1 dumbass.

lol google tells you more about a town more than visiting/living there. Here's a tip in life: Don't be surprised if you shit on someone's neighborhood/hometown area and they don't like it.

[baseline bum]

lol google tells you more about a town more than visiting/living there. Here's a tip in life: Don't be surprised if you shit on someone's neighborhood/hometown area and they don't like it.

Google? I posted a link from a site filled with reviews from people who visited there, and that was their #1 pick. LOL @ you recommending a guy going with his woman go chase drunk college chicks.

[MiamiHeat]

fuck dude, all this talk about amusement parks is making me start to plan another trip to central florida

hit up tampa, then orlando :P only like 5 or 6 hour drive away

[baseline bum]

Busch Gardens was pretty fun when I was 10. No free beer though.

[Booharv]

Google? I posted a link from a site filled with reviews from people who visited there, and that was their #1 pick. LOL @ you recommending a guy going with his woman go chase drunk college chicks.

Nice lie. I never recommended that, I was just describing the place. Tbh I couldn't describe the place without that fact.

Which of the Eight Wonders of the World are in your home neighborhood btw?

[Booharv]

Lol Google knowledge over real life knowledge. We've officially gone over the deep end of reason. Plus since no one goofing on the area will mention what they do that's so cool/awesome/badass when they're home it leads me to believe the answer is straight up nothing.

[baseline bum]

Fuck, Buddy Holly has an emo brother in Florida.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Lol Google knowledge over real life knowledge. We've officially gone over the deep end of reason. Plus since no one goofing on the area will mention what they do that's so cool/awesome/badass when they're home it leads me to believe the answer is straight up nothing.

I'm a kiteboarder. I hang out with koriwhat.

[Booharv]

Fuck, Buddy Holly has an emo brother in Florida.

Tbh I'm more upset that I took the guy's question at face value when I pretty much knew he was just trolling and wasted my time typing up a response. Only to get trolled for my time and effort.

From your answer though I know you don't really have anything to brag about where you're from so its probably smart you changed the subject. Good move. :tu

[Booharv]

I'm a kiteboarder. I hang out with koriwhat.


I must have been retarded for ever taking you seriously, I see that now.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I was not trolling. It was a serious question.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I really am going to Tampa. I'm looking forward to Busch Gardens and riding a Segway.

[baseline bum]

Tbh I'm more upset that I took the guy's question at face value when I pretty much knew he was just trolling and wasted my time typing up a response. Only to get trolled for my time and effort.

From your answer though I know you don't really have anything to brag about where you're from so its probably smart you changed the subject. Good move. :tu

Wasted your time? How long did it take you to type a couple of lines about drunk college chicks and bars? Holy shit, we don't have those sights in <WHATEVER_CITY>, USA.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Can I ride the Segway into the bar?

[baseline bum]

I really am going to Tampa. I'm looking forward to Busch Gardens and riding a Segway.

You're not going to do the retirement thing?

[Booharv]

Wasted your time? How long did it take you to type a couple of lines about drunk college chicks and bars? Holy shit, we don't have those sights in <WHATEVER_CITY>, USA.

I wasn't bragging. I was providing locations which, when I thought for like a second that he was being serious, is what he wanted. You know that.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Are there any cool Merengue clubs I can hit up?

[Booharv]

Are there any cool Merengue clubs I can hit up?

How retarded was I for ever taking this clown/fool even slightly seriously? Answer: Very.

[baseline bum]

You should tip the kid working at the gate $5 and take your Segway on the roller-coaster tracks.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Is there a local place where I can get my golf shoes re-spiked? I would really like to before I hit up one of the many beautiful golf courses in Tampa.

[Veterinarian]

How could anyone not know Dr. Gonzo is a common troll?

Tbh though no one from San Antonio should be making fun of podunk towns/areas.

[Dr. Gonzo]

How could anyone not know Dr. Gonzo is a common troll?

Tbh thought no one from San Antonio should be making fun of podunk towns/areas.

I grew up in a rural town of 3000 people south of Corpus. To me San Antonio is like Tokyo.

[baseline bum]

How could anyone not know Dr. Gonzo is a common troll?

Tbh though no one from San Antonio should be making fun of podunk towns/areas.

For someone coming to San Antonio, I'd probably recommend a Segway rental also. Either that, or go rent an XBox from Blockbuster and hook it up in the hotel.

[Dr. Gonzo]

For someone coming to San Antonio, I'd probably recommend a Segway rental also. Either that, or go rent an XBox from Blockbuster and hook it up in the hotel.

That is the best idea I've heard yet.

[Veterinarian]

For someone coming to San Antonio, I'd probably recommend a Segway rental also. Either that, or go rent an XBox from Blockbuster and hook it up in the hotel.

Try the joke another 40x maybe it will start being funny.

Tbh the funny part of this thread is when Booharv got butthurt for like 10 minutes when his recommendations were shot down, unfortunately he figured out his mistake unlike Koriwhat who has just remained butthurt for like six straight months now. Plus unlike Koriwhat he has no calf tattoos that we know off.

Also, you're still from San Antonio so making fun of podunk towns is still lame.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I should get come calf tats when I go to Tampa.

[marini martini]

Eat a Cuban! :lmao

[baseline bum]

Try the joke another 40x maybe it will start being funny.

You think so? I don't want to drown out Gonzo's serious inquiries.

[Dr. Gonzo]

You think so? I don't want to drown out Gonzo's serious inquiries.

Please don't. I'm getting some valuable information here about this fine Florida city.

[baseline bum]

Big Cat Rescue (http://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g34678-d117501-Reviews-Big_Cat_Rescue-Tampa_Florida.html)
12802 Easy Street
Tampa, FL 33625
TripAdvisor Traveler Rating: 4.5 of 5 stars
TripAdvisor Popularity Index: #2 of 54 attractions in Tampa

Gator farms are gruesome, botanical gardens are seasonally pretty, but Big Cat Rescue is a Must See in Tampa for each and every day. It's truly unique, so don't pass it up! There's something new and different on every trip.

To visit Tampa and spend some time at Big Cat Rescue really opens your eyes to the sincere caring that these cats - domestic & wild - are given on a daily basis. After they have been abused by humans for whatever reason, Big Cat steps in to heal and nurture these victimized animals. They not only educate visitors year 'round, but they have summer camp(s) for youths and teens. It's just heartwarming, to see all of the happy cats; the same feeling is reflected by their personnel. They also host an annual Fur Ball {get the pun?} to help raise awareness in the public.

Please visit this noble sanctuary and spread the word about their passionate work.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I want to see someone get a limb torn off by an alligator, or a crocodile it can be either. Booharv, where do I see that?

[Booharv]

I want to see someone get a limb torn off by an alligator, or a crocodile it can be either. Booharv, where do I see that?

You could probably take one of the Everglades tours. I think they do actually have alligator wrestling in some hillbilly areas down here tbh.

[Booharv]

Tbh looking over Dr. Gonzo's posts I deserve every bit of this for ever taking him seriously.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Tbh looking over Dr. Gonzo's posts I deserve every bit of this for ever taking him seriously.

I take offense to this. I have never posted anything that can be construed as trolling.

[Das Texan]

I'm sure there is no more free beer at Busch Gardens, kinda like there is no more free beer at Sea World after Anheisuer Busch sold to InBev.

[panic giraffe]

you should try to meet t-pain and pick up some oxys

[SpursNextRomanEmpire]

What the fuck, am I 12 fucking years old?

:lol:lol:lol

[CuckingFunt]

the last time i went, i got to pet the Clydesdale's horses they have


Busch Gardens is one of the theme parks that's more for adults

Obviously.

[leemajors]

Funt. i think it's been to long since you stroked a horse like MH did.







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[baseline bum]

So do you have any pics from Busch Gardens?

[4>0rings]

I hope you have a horrible time in Tampa and a car runs over you.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I had a swell time in Tampa and I didn't get run over.