US MNT Thread : News, bullshit, and beating up on Mexico

[scott]

USA just trolled the shit out of Panama and Mexico for 90+ minutes. Hilarious

[The_Worlds_finest]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qbAosohHhPk This is the kid who scored the final goal of the match, 4 minute hat trick

[scott]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qbAosohHhPk This is the kid who scored the final goal of the match, 4 minute hat trick

Pour sucker who posted that video, thinking it was of the Great Icelandic Hope (BTW, Iceland made it to the UEFA playoff)

[MannyIsGod]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz1XhaBT45I&feature=youtu.be

LOL holy shit man. Talk about ripping on the team.

[DaDakota]

Loving USA, first WC, where I actually feel we have a chance to do some real damage.

Bring on Brazil !!

Oh, and GO New Zealand.

:)

DD

[scott]

Fully expecting us to draw Germany-Ghana-Italy on Friday for a Group of Villains from the last 12 years.

Best case scenario:

Columbia/Switzerland - Algeria - Russia/Greece

Worst Case Scenario:

Brazil - Netherlands - Italy

[scott]

Jurgen just given a 4-year extension through 2018. Jurgen mania forever!

[NASpurs]

Interesting game tomorrow :lol

[Spurstro]

Damn, I remember this thread a year ago when we were all pumped about Dempsey going to Spurs, Bradley to Roma, and how Jozy was beasting.

SMH.

[The_Worlds_finest]

Damn, I remember this thread a year ago when we were all pumped about Dempsey going to Spurs, Bradley to Roma, and how Jozy was beasting.

SMH.

Atleast Dempsey is out on loan. IMHO Jozy, just being Jozy TBH. How about that new AZ Wonder Johannsson? So Dreamy. Who cares about bradley throwing his tail between his legs for MLS. Bradley probably scouts all our young talent and just threw in the towel and called it quits. Mixx Diskerad and Arron Johannsson are just the beginning of the crazy influx of talent we will see in the coming years.

[Spurstro]

Dempsey's loan is over, so he'll be back with Seattle after today's game. I also forgot to mention Chandler and how he was projected to lock up a fullback spot for years. He probably won't even make it to Brazil now.

[scott]

Jurgen lands his prize recruit!

Jürgen Klinsmann @J_Klinsmann
“We are absolutely thrilled that Julian Green has chosen to be a part of the U.S. National Team Programs!"

Huge get for the US if Green follows through all the way to filing his one-time switch.

[The_Worlds_finest]

Done and done

[The_Worlds_finest]

What asshole decided a 10:15 start time was a good idea?

[scott]

First 35 minutes was beautiful, flowing football. Great to see - amazing how Jurgen has been able to change philosophy so fast... I think it is a function of his optimism, guy just makes you feel like you're going to conquer the world.

Need to see goals though.

Based solely on national team play since South Africa, I feel Landon isn't a lock for Brazil. Especially with our growing MF depth.

I hate it when I'm right sometimes :(

[The_Worlds_finest]

It's weird but you gotta go with it. Jk and his staff are pretty solid and they have their reasons. I just hope we don't get slaughter and the Snub was for nothing

[FkLA]

Hate him but Donovan deserved to go imo.

Theres 12 players (10 if you subtract the second and third goalies) that barring injury will not see major playing time, you telling me good ol' fivehead didnt deserve to be one of those?

[MannyIsGod]

I don't mind guys like Wondo and Brad Davis going because they've earned their shot. I don't even mind Julian Green for going as he bought into the US team at a very young age as opposed to seeing if he had a chance with Germany. Same thing with Brooks. But seeing Timothy Chandler put that jersey on knowing that Landon is at home is really going to piss me off. Obviously its not like for like since Chandler is a RB, but Chandler is a fucking asshole who's done nothing to earn this. Hope he brings the goods.

[The_Worlds_finest]

First game post Donovan, blitzkrieg 14!!!!!!!

[NASpurs]

I'm going to watch this instead of the second half of the Spurs game. :lol

[MannyIsGod]

I'm going to watch this instead of the second half of the Spurs game. :lol

I put the Spurs game on a laptop while I watched this with the Spurs game on mute. Really both were shit shows but at least the USMNT game finished well.

[The_Worlds_finest]

Gents?

[scott]

Thought we looked good in the attack v. Turkey. Defense still very shaky. Would still like to see Beckerman over Jones.

[Girasuck]

Thought we looked good in the attack v. Turkey. Defense still very shaky. Would still like to see Beckerman over Jones.

As would I for 2 reasons...

I'm a HUGE Beckerman homer, and he makes Bradley so much better.

[scott]

As would I for 2 reasons...

I'm a HUGE Beckerman homer, and he makes Bradley so much better.

Your second point is right on. He allows our best player to play his best game. Seems like a no-brainer

[scott]

It was June 2, 2013. Later that day I would get married so I remember it very vividly.

Jozy Altidore was coming into the match versus Germany on a scoring slump and there was a ton of talk about whether he would finally net his first in the run of play with Jurgen as manager. He would score a sweet volleyed goal, notched an assist, and kick off a run of 5 straight games with a goal, a US Soccer record.

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I'm thinking he goes on another hot streak. The timing couldn't be more perfect.

[Relevancy]

the USA has a chance since Portugal plays Germany first

its a guarantee that Portugal will lose that one

the USA has to beat Ghana though

but I don't know if they could beat Portugal though

hmm wonder who will be the second one to advance

[Venti Quattro]

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/change-name-washington-national-airport-dca-tim-howard-national-airport/jrYbykxD

Sign, niggas

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao lefty new MLS logo :lmao

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[Phenomanul]

:lmao lefty new MLS logo :lmao

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Hideous

[Kyle Orton]

just got tickets to the gold cup double header in dallas tbh

Panama vs haiti

United States vs winner of Honduras/french guiana....so honduras

[The_Worlds_finest]

Get that chit ghuy Dos A Cero in an Alamodome packed full of putos!!!

[TheGreatYacht]

No Chicharito (Real Madrid)
No Carlos Vela (Real Sociedad)
No Hector Herrera (FC Porto)
No Ochoa (Malaga FC)
No Giovani Dos Santos (Villareal)
No Jonathan Dos Santos (Villareal)
No Raul Jimenez (Atletico de Madrid)
No Andres Guardado (PSV)
No Miguel Layun (Watford)
No Paul Aguilar (America CF)
No Hector Moreno (RCD Espanyol)
No Diego Reyes (FC Porto)

Literally our whole first team was either in Europe or injured :lol
Meanwhile, US scrubs play in the D-Leagues. So the game date fit them perfectly lol

[Kyle Orton]

No Chicharito (Real Madrid)
No Carlos Vela (Real Sociedad)
No Hector Herrera (FC Porto)
No Ochoa (Malaga FC)
No Giovani Dos Santos (Villareal)
No Jonathan Dos Santos (Villareal)
No Raul Jimenez (Atletico de Madrid)
No Andres Guardado (PSV)
No Miguel Layun (Watford)
No Paul Aguilar (America CF)
No Hector Moreno (RCD Espanyol)
No Diego Reyes (FC Porto)

Literally our whole first team was either in Europe or injured :lol
Meanwhile, US scrubs play in the D-Leagues. So the game date fit them perfectly lol
Lol being a be@ner. That blows

[TheGreatYacht]

Lol being a be@ner. That blows
It doesn't actually, neck beard :lol

[scott]

Great news, Mexico, you finally didn't lose Dos a Cero!

USMNT U-23 team beat Mexico TRES A CERO yesterday.

[The_Worlds_finest]

No Chicharito (Real Madrid)
No Carlos Vela (Real Sociedad)
No Hector Herrera (FC Porto)
No Ochoa (Malaga FC)
No Giovani Dos Santos (Villareal)
No Jonathan Dos Santos (Villareal)
No Raul Jimenez (Atletico de Madrid)
No Andres Guardado (PSV)
No Miguel Layun (Watford)
No Paul Aguilar (America CF)
No Hector Moreno (RCD Espanyol)
No Diego Reyes (FC Porto)

Literally our whole first team was either in Europe or injured :lol
Meanwhile, US scrubs play in the D-Leagues. So the game date fit them perfectly lol

Cool story. Mexico hasn't beaten the USA in almost 4 years.

[TheGreatYacht]

Cool story. Mexico hasn't beaten the USA in almost 4 years.
We'll see next month

[The_Worlds_finest]

http://www.espnfc.com/united-states/story/2447973/gedion-zelalem-cleared-by-fifa-to-play-for-united-states

[Kyle Orton]

Beating betherlands and the number one ranked team in the world Germany on back to back last minute game winning goals by bobby fucking wood in the same week=best week in US soccer history?

also our u-20 has reached the quarters. Love ehat jurgen is doing by getting young talent from other countries (Germany). They're more technical than the shit America produces tbh

team is looking sharp for the gold cup next month.

[Venti Quattro]

Beating betherlands and the number one ranked team in the world Germany on back to back last minute game winning goals by bobby fucking wood in the same week=best week in US soccer history?
Plus initiating the crackdown of corrupt FIFA officials. The USMNT are undefeated since the Feds started the crackdown on FIFA.

This has been a great last 30 days for America.

FREEDOM AND JUSTICE, bitches.

[Spurtacular]

Anybody against me starting a USMNT thread that doesn't have cussing in the title?

[Kyle Orton]

Anybody against me starting a USMNT thread that doesn't have cussing in the title?
Shut up faggot

[Spurtacular]

Yea, think I will. By the rules, there isn't supposed to be cussing in titles, anyhow.

For the record, cussing doesn't bother me. I hear it all the time and probably cuss my fair share as well. I just think the USMNT is worthy of a more dignified thread title.

[Kyle Orton]

Yea, think I will. By the rules, there isn't supposed to be cussing in titles, anyhow.

For the record, cussing doesn't bother me. I hear it all the time and probably cuss my fair share as well. I just think the USMNT is worthy of a more dignified thread title.
TBH soccer forum seems like the last frontier of spurstalk. a lot of shit goes on here that isnt allowed board wide so thats probably why we have gotten away with shit.

[Spurtacular]

TBH soccer forum seems like the last frontier of spurstalk. a lot of shit goes on here that isnt allowed board wide so thats probably why we have gotten away with shit.

Yea, I'm cool with that. Maybe, I have OCD or something; the thread title just annoys the ____ out of me. I'll probably do my own thread whenever I'm ready to post on USMNT.

[NASpurs]

Yea, I'm cool with that. Maybe, I have OCD or something; the thread title just annoys the ____ out of me. I'll probably do my own thread whenever I'm ready to post on USMNT.

This thread is five years old, gtfo.

[Spurtacular]

This thread is five years old, gtfo.

I will__ when I start a new thread.

[NASpurs]

I will__ when I start a new thread.

What a faggot, so we have to fill in the blanks for your curse words now?

[Spurtacular]

What a faggot, so we have to fill in the blanks for your curse words now?

I never said that. If you can't handle a clean title though, that's your problem.

[NASpurs]

I never said that. If you can't handle a clean title though, that's your problem.

:lmao you're the one trying to wipe this thread because you can't handle the word "bullshit" in the title

Grow a fucking pair, Jesus guy. This thread has been here longer than you. Stop trying to change things.

[Spurtacular]

:lmao you're the one trying to wipe this thread because you can't handle the word "bullshit" in the title

Grow a fucking pair, Jesus guy. This thread has been here longer than you. Stop trying to change things.

Whatever. I'm a USMNT supporter, and I would like to make a thread that represents USMNT in a (more) dignified way. I'm not apologizing for that either. However, I've taken this to the supporters here to let them know it's not my intention to disrespect anybody.

[Kyle Orton]

Whatever. I'm a USMNT supporter, and I would like to make a thread that represents USMNT in a (more) dignified way. I'm not apologizing for that either. However, I've taken this to the supporters here to let them know it's not my intention to disrespect anybody.
Go make a thread and talk to yourself then

[lefty]

Rumors are that Man City and Chelsea are both interested in Landon. .

:lmao

[TheGreatYacht]

^

:lmao

[lefty]

Brazil raped Murica

[SAtown]

USA too preoccupied with beisbol and college sports to give a fuck about this game

:lol USMNTNTMTNT

[lefty]

Shitcharito !

[Thebesteva]

USA USA USA !!

[TheGreatYacht]

USA USA USA !!
:lmao MLS

[SAtown]

http://firstandmonday.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/1D274906188173-today-usa-world-cup-sad-140623-02.blocks_desktop_large.jpg



:lmao




Tres a Dos

[SAtown]

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:lmao :lmao

[lefty]

USA USA USA !!
lol phaggot


:lmao MLS


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:lmao




Tres a Dos


https://kufarooq93.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/bbbb.jpg


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:lmao :lmao

:lmao

[Thebesteva]

Bradley needs to be kicked off the mens team already. Absolute disgrace

[lefty]

:lmao losing to Costa Rica

[Kawhitstorm]

US MNT:lmao

[TheGreatYacht]

http://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/35097036/451576256.0.jpg

[Kawhitstorm]

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/355485/slide_355485_3902000_free.jpg





:lmao :lmao

I wanna fuck her mouth & tell her it will all be okay.

[tlongII]

Klinnsman needs to be fired. Call up Nagbe.

[lefty]

Klinnsman needs to be fired. Call up Nagbe.
The coach is not the problem

Murica isnt good enough

[tlongII]

The coach is not the problem

Murica isnt good enough

The coach is definitely the problem. We have enough talent to beat Costa Rica for god's sake.

[TheGreatYacht]

You won't even beat Greenland with Jozy Altidore up top.