Twilight Sucks

[Trainwreck2100]

anyone who likes it is an idiot and should have all their reading/movie privileges stripped for a period no shorter than 2 years but not to exceed 20

[Trainwreck2100]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v126/immortalfire/mapquest-twilight-1.jpg

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/6237/twilightburn.jpg

[Leetonidas]

I hope you didn't actually buy those books just to burn them

[Dex]

Fucking cosigned.

Stupidest shit since Harry Potter.

[Trainwreck2100]

I hope you didn't actually buy those books just to burn them

i didn't buy or burn those books and if i were to burn those books i would steal them. That being said, the bullshit printed in those books isn't worth the cost of the match.

[lefty]

anyone who watched it is an idiot and should have all their reading/movie privileges stripped for a period no shorter than 2 years but not to exceed 20

fify

[Trainwreck2100]

fify

not really homeboy, cause there are books so yeah, but i like where your head is at and God bless you for your effort

[Trainwreck2100]

Fucking cosigned.

Stupidest shit since Harry Potter.

once again i like where your head is at, but they are two different things. Twilight goes out of its way to turn vampires into pussies, while at least in harry potter they don't shit on the genre its based on. But keep fighting the good fight my friend

[lefty]

not really homeboy, cause there are books so yeah, but i like where your head is at and God bless you for your effort
:tu

[IronMexican]

OP is retarded. She has to make some of the hardest decisions of her life in this movie.



Beastiality or Necrophilia.

[Trainwreck2100]

OP is retarded. She has to make some of the hardest decisions of her life in this movie.



Beastiality or Necrophilia.

Decisions? Bitch is the biggest Mary-Sue of the last decade

[Kevin Durant 35]

Twilight Sucks

Just figured that?

[Johnson]

so all you so-called guys in this thread commenting on it, are admitting to having read and/or watched it?

[Trainwreck2100]

so all you so-called guys in this thread commenting on it, are admitting to having read and/or watched it?

look at you attempting to derail a perfectly legit thread by attacking our masculinity. Its adorable

[Johnson]

gosh thanks.

I haven't read or seen any of them, and don't intend to. Wasn't attempting to derail the thread - I agree with the sentiment of the OP.

I'm surprised that so many "guys" here know all about this series.

:toast

[sonic21]

gosh thanks.

I haven't read or seen any of them, and don't intend to. Wasn't attempting to derail the thread - I agree with the sentiment of the OP.

I'm surprised that so many "guys" here know all about this series.

:toast

maybe those "guys" have GFs, sisters, daughters...


And yes, vegetarian vampires who sparkles... they went too far.

[Trainwreck2100]

gosh thanks.

I haven't read or seen any of them, and don't intend to. Wasn't attempting to derail the thread - I agree with the sentiment of the OP.

I'm surprised that so many "guys" here know all about this series.

:toast

truthfully i didn't know about it till after the movie came out, then i saw "bad vamp" shit and cullen shit so I looked into it to see what the fascination was. And i was like wow this is the stupidest shit i've ever seen.

[manufan10]

Haven't read or watched anything about Twilight.

[Trainwreck2100]

Haven't read or watched anything about Twilight.

you're lucky, it kills more brain cells than an entire brwelry full of cheap beer

[Dex]

so all you so-called guys in this thread commenting on it, are admitting to having read and/or watched it?

:lmao I haven't wasted a second on that overhyped soap opera except for having to sit through the estrogen pumped advertisements and listen to girls flip a fucking lid over it.

Sometimes you can judge a book by its cover.

[Trainwreck2100]

:lmao I haven't wasted a second on that overhyped soap opera except for having to sit through the estrogen pumped advertisements and listen to girls flip a fucking lid over it.

Sometimes you can judge a book by its cover.

sadly not eveyone can, or they refuse to open their eyes when they're spoonfed crap

[Sisk]

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[Trainwreck2100]

if only

[manufan10]

http://th04.deviantart.com/fs42/300W/f/2009/074/2/c/twilight_sucks_by_slslapshock.png

[manufan10]

http://fc00.deviantart.com/fs43/f/2009/081/9/c/Twilight__Know_the_difference_by_S0methingW1cked.j pg

[clambake]

the chick is hot.

thats all i get out of it.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

My brother is going to a midnight showing with his wife. He will be ridiculed from now until Christmas. And then probably well into 2011.

[z0sa]

http://fc00.deviantart.com/fs43/f/2009/081/9/c/Twilight__Know_the_difference_by_S0methingW1cked.j pg

:rollin

[manufan10]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t272/greenhollow/blogger/edward-blade.jpg

[Trainwreck2100]

the chick is hot.

thats all i get out of it.

ashley greene and her bare titties were hot. The main chick is get fucked up and chill with attractive. Not super hot like ashlee greene tits though

[lefty]

you're lucky, it kills more brain cells than an entire brwelry full of cheap beer
Damn

Are you alright ?

[Trainwreck2100]

Damn

Are you alright ?

I'm alright, but I weep for American authors everywhere.

[JoeChalupa]

anyone who likes it is an idiot and should have all their reading/movie privileges stripped for a period no shorter than 2 years but not to exceed 20

Well, I read the first three books so STFU. I enjoy reading and I'll read what I damn well please and not think twice what other non-sex having, woman leg sweeping peeps think. :lol

[JoeChalupa]

As a matter of fact, I just watched new moon on sunday with my daughters. Family time is family time. Then we played trouble for a little bit. I'll take the teasing and ridicule any day of the week because it is well worth it.

[JoeChalupa]

But I am NOT going to go watch the movie....I'll wait for the DVD.

[Bender]

Well, I read the first three books so STFU. I enjoy reading and I'll read what I damn well please and not think twice what other non-sex having, woman leg sweeping peeps think.
dang, I'm massively disappointed in Joe. I thought he was a cool guy, in an "old fogey" sort of way.

[ploto]

Stupidest shit since Harry Potter.

These two series of books have nothing in common. HP is actually well-written. Twilight is crap.

[JoeChalupa]

dang, I'm massively disappointed in Joe. I thought he was a cool guy, in an "old fogey" sort of way.

:lol

And I've read lots of crap during my short life. Some of the top selling books are crap to me but apparently somebody loves to read them or they wouldn't be best sellers.
Hell, I know some people who hate Mark Twain and I just don't see how that can be.

[JoeChalupa]

Oh, and the HP series is total crap and I couldn't even make it past the first book.

[JoeChalupa]

"The real difference is that J.K Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good."

- Stephen King

http://www.limelife.com/blog-entry/Stephen-King-Thinks-Twilight-Sucks/2285.html

Now you see, I've read every Stephen King book I know of and he is one of my favorite authors but I know many who don't like his one sentence paragraph style of writing and don't like his books at all.
This to me is all about opinion, nothing more, there are many "poorly" written books that I love and you know what, I don't give a damn about a writer's style or not, all that matters to me is if I enjoy reading it. Simple as that. I buy books all the time, discount that is, who are not best sellers but I enjoy reading them.
So if anyone wants to scoff at my reading the Twilight books so be it.
Am I getting defensive?

[mrsmaalox]

I'm with you Joe. It doesn't matter to me what others enjoy. I'm not interested in the Twilight movies and I won't read the books because I don't read fiction. But I think most people read for their personal enjoyment and not to have an illuminating literary experience. Folks just gotta bash anything they can to make themselves feel better about their own situations. You wanna pay your own hard earned money to enjoy Twilight? Go for it! I'll use my money for what I like :toast

[JoeChalupa]

I'm with you Joe. It doesn't matter to me what others enjoy. I'm not interested in the Twilight movies and I won't read the books because I don't read fiction. But I think most people read for their personal enjoyment and not to have an illuminating literary experience. Folks just gotta bash anything they can to make themselves feel better about their own situations. You wanna pay your own hard earned money to enjoy Twilight? Go for it! I'll use my money for what I like :toast

+1. I too read quite a bit of non-fiction but even then I find some of it ficticious lately. I'm a history nut but sometimes I just like read for the pure enjoyment of it without having to work that hard....

[Avitus1]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t272/greenhollow/blogger/edward-blade.jpg


Never seen that picture before :lmao

[koriwhat]

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http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t272/greenhollow/blogger/edward-blade.jpg

hahahahaha! get 'em blade!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I put forth the motion that all men who get suckered into watching any of these movies get donkey punched literally and all men who read the books get castrated.

Any ayes?

[JoeChalupa]

I put forth the motion that all men who get suckered into watching any of these movies get donkey punched literally and all men who read the books get castrated.

Any ayes?

Cut me!!! I've got plenty to spare suckers!!

[Fpoonsie]

Cut me!!! I've got plenty to spare suckers!!

Exactly how many balls do you HAVE?

[JoeChalupa]

Exactly how many balls do you HAVE?

Comfortable enough.....saw Kristen Stewart on Letterman last night....I'd bite it!

[HarlemHeat37]

I've never seen Twilight, it doesn't sound entertaining enough to check out IMO..a lot of people seem really into it though, so it must have some good qualities..

I caught some of the MTV awards a few weeks ago and the Twilight girl was extremely annoying..

I'm a fan of True Blood, and apparently Twilight is like a PG version of it, so it doesn't sound that interesting..

[JoeChalupa]

Damn, it looks like I am in the minority, nothing new. And correct me if I am wrong but didn't True Blood ride the popularity of Twilight? I watched a few True Blood episodes then lost interest. Maybe it is because it reminds me of She's All That.

[JoeChalupa]

well, time to watch Seinfeld....

[Trainwreck2100]

Damn, it looks like I am in the minority, nothing new. And correct me if I am wrong but didn't True Blood ride the popularity of Twilight? I watched a few True Blood episodes then lost interest. Maybe it is because it reminds me of She's All That.

No it didn't ride the popularity of twilight, its based off books released in 2001, it premiered before twilight came out. Add to the fact it has real vampires not a bunch of shiney pussies who mascarade as vampires, and coherent character development. Its nothing like twilight.

[Trainwreck2100]

its rotten in case you were wondering

[Smooth Criminal]

Fucking cosigned.

Stupidest shit since Harry Potter.
Harry Potter is the shit. Take it back

[BadOdor]

Sons I just got back from the mall watching Toy Story 3, the line for twilight for friggen huge!

Only saw like 3 or 4 guys in the line, but from their looks pretty obvious they were dragged there(except that one dude who was wearing full black, including his nails. Faggot).

[to21]

Sons I just got back from the mall watching Toy Story 3, the line for twilight for friggen huge!

Only saw like 3 or 4 guys in the line, but from their looks pretty obvious they were dragged there(except that one dude who was wearing full black, including his nails. Faggot).Joe? :lol

[JoeChalupa]

No it didn't ride the popularity of twilight, its based off books released in 2001, it premiered before twilight came out. Add to the fact it has real vampires not a bunch of shiney pussies who mascarade as vampires, and coherent character development. Its nothing like twilight.

Oh, well I stand corrected.

Pssst....you do realize there are NO real vampires right?

[JoeChalupa]

Joe? :lol

:lmao

[leemajors]

"The real difference is that J.K Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good."

- Stephen King

http://www.limelife.com/blog-entry/Stephen-King-Thinks-Twilight-Sucks/2285.html

King also thinks the Shining remake with Stephen Webber is better than the Kubrick one.

[Drachen]

"The real difference is that J.K Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good."

- Stephen King

http://www.limelife.com/blog-entry/Stephen-King-Thinks-Twilight-Sucks/2285.html

Well then, that is a good fit, since none of the actors in the movies can act AT ALL. It is just horrible and awkward. It is absolutely amazing to me how bad the acting is.

Yes, in an attempt to score points with the wife, I relented and watched the first movie. Unfortunately, it didn't work, she couldn't stand the damn movie either. Fortunately, my wife isn't a moron.

[Trainwreck2100]

King also thinks the Shining remake with Stephen Webber is better than the Kubrick one.

Son this thread isn't for bashing King its for bashing Mayer/twitards

[Spurminator]

Add to the fact it has real vampires not a bunch of shiney pussies who mascarade as vampires, and coherent character development. Its nothing like twilight.

The vampires in True Blood are every bit as overstylized as the vampires in Twilight... just in a more adult way. At least that's the impression I got in the five or so episodes of True Blood I watched before I got sick of it.

[Leetonidas]

Amelia Atwater-Rhodes >>>>> Stephenie Meyer.

My girlfriend reads those books and even she concedes that Stephenie Meyer isn't that good of a writer and the movies are terrible.

[Trainwreck2100]

The vampires in True Blood are every bit as overstylized as the vampires in Twilight... just in a more adult way. At least that's the impression I got in the five or so episodes of True Blood I watched before I got sick of it.

son I appreciate your involvement but this thread is for twilight shittyness.

[CuckingFunt]

King also thinks the Shining remake with Stephen Webber is better than the Kubrick one.

Fucking croquet mallet.

[JoeChalupa]

Well then, that is a good fit, since none of the actors in the movies can act AT ALL. It is just horrible and awkward. It is absolutely amazing to me how bad the acting is.

Yes, in an attempt to score points with the wife, I relented and watched the first movie. Unfortunately, it didn't work, she couldn't stand the damn movie either. Fortunately, my wife isn't a moron.

So my wife enjoys them she IS a moron!?!? Get off your high horses people and get over it already!! I'm sure you probably like some suck ass movies that make you and your wife look like a total idiot...but I would never say that.

Having different likes and dislikes does not make on a moron but it can make you look like one.

Oh well, I enjoy watching them with my family.....now I have to leave to go stand in line.

[JoeChalupa]

The vampires in True Blood are every bit as overstylized as the vampires in Twilight... just in a more adult way. At least that's the impression I got in the five or so episodes of True Blood I watched before I got sick of it.

+1 people who like true blood are total morons. My wife hates it too but she is no moron.

[Booharv]

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070526081822/uncyclopedia/images/1/15/CaptainobviousChooseOption.jpg

[Trainwreck2100]

once again if you want to debate true blood do it somewhere else. Deflection is the number 1 weapon of the message board twitard.

[LoneStarState'sPride]

twilight is the stupidest shit I've seen since harry potter. piece of shit movies tailor made for teenage girls and those who can't distinguish between good acting and terrible acting.

Wasn't the only one groaning aloud in the theater when the trailer started running. Not this shit again.

[mrsmaalox]

I saw the first season of True Blood and really liked it at first but by the end I had totally lost interest because it got so soap opera-ish. Haven't even attempted to see any more of it.

[Drachen]

So my wife enjoys them she IS a moron!?!? Get off your high horses people and get over it already!! I'm sure you probably like some suck ass movies that make you and your wife look like a total idiot...but I would never say that.

Having different likes and dislikes does not make on a moron but it can make you look like one.

Oh well, I enjoy watching them with my family.....now I have to leave to go stand in line.

Ok, sorry, I guess I didn't think through the unintended consequences of that statement. Good thing I went with moron though, because I ran through several other far more demeaning words.

I still contend that it is historically awful, but I guess after being rewritten a million times, Romeo and Juliet had to eventually get this bad.

So, in closing, I retract my moron statement for women. If you are a guy, and not gay who likes it, insults will, however, be forthcoming.

[JoeChalupa]

once again if you want to debate true blood do it somewhere else. Deflection is the number 1 weapon of the message board twitard.

So you are deflecting debating true blood. Oh no!! Call the forum police!!!!
It is all debate and matter of opinion. You hate and I don't. I hate and you don't.
Okay, I am done with this caca.
I like what I like and you do the same. :tu God Bless!!

[Veterinarian]

:lmao next Trainwreck is going to start a thread stating that Paul McCartney is a better songwriter than Britney Spears.

[JoeChalupa]

All is acting is just acting and yeah some do it better than others but damn, do you really expect oscar winning performances from these type of movies? I haven't seen any great acting in true blood either. Yeah, that's right true blood.
Oh, should I not have mentioned that!?!?

[Drachen]

All is acting is just acting and yeah some do it better than others but damn, do you really expect oscar winning performances from these type of movies? I haven't seen any great acting in true blood either. Yeah, that's right true blood.
Oh, should I not have mentioned that!?!?

I haven't seen true blood, so I don't know.

[Bender]

I saw the first season of True Blood and really liked it at first but by the end I had totally lost interest because it got so soap opera-ish. Haven't even attempted to see any more of it.
I haven't seen any True Blood, but I was thinking about renting the first season on Netflix. Not crazy about the soap opera stuff though... But really, everything turns into a soap opera... Californication, Weeds, etc etc.

oh, and apologies to Trainwreck for continuing the True Blood deflection of this thread

[Trainwreck2100]

So you are deflecting debating true blood. Oh no!! Call the forum police!!!!
It is all debate and matter of opinion. You hate and I don't. I hate and you don't.
Okay, I am done with this caca.
I like what I like and you do the same. :tu God Bless!!

son I don't give a fuck about true blood all I said was it had character development

[Spurminator]

At least True Blood isn't as bad as Entourage. That shit is awful.

[JoeChalupa]

son I don't give a fuck about true blood all I said was it had character development

WTF!?!? If a character goes from being well to being sick...that is development...don't try to make a simple, moronic story line so deep. It is what it is...simply entertainment.
Oh, and I don't really give a fuck either.

and when did everyone start using the "son..." schtick?

[JoeChalupa]

At least True Blood isn't as bad as Entourage. That shit is awful.

Man, I hear so many rave about that show all the time.

[JoeChalupa]

oh, and apologies to Trainwreck for continuing the True Blood deflection of this thread

Meh....the hell with it.

[Spurminator]

Man, I hear so many rave about that show all the time.

It's basically Sex and the City with guys. And as bad as it is, it's better than Two and a Half Men. I can't believe they're still making shows with laugh tracks. Like we need to be told where the punchlines are? Stupid.

But I digress... Back to True Blood.

[JoeChalupa]

It's basically Sex and the City with guys. And as bad as it is, it's better than Two and a Half Men. I can't believe they're still making shows with laugh tracks. Like we need to be told where the punchlines are? Stupid.

But I digress... Back to True Blood.

I've never watched 2 1/2 men before nor sex and the city. I do like the actors on the show so one day I'll go rent or borrow season 1 to see what all the hoopla is about.
okay, back to true blood and that anna chick.

[DarkReign]

I think I watched one episode of TrueBlood at the behest of my brother. It sucked. Admittedly, I dont watch TV shows.

I didnt need an opinion on Twilight to know it sucks, books, movie, whatever.

For those who like it, great, you have just submitted an ever-growing mountain of proof to studio execs that derivative, half-baked bullshit with no plot, no characters, no direction and no acting pile of slop will top the all-time charts in sales and distribution.

Youre contributing to the proof that movies and books are no longer art or relevant.

[Trainwreck2100]

I think I watched one episode of TrueBlood at the behest of my brother. It sucked. Admittedly, I dont watch TV shows.

I didnt need an opinion on Twilight to know it sucks, books, movie, whatever.

For those who like it, great, you have just submitted an ever-growing mountain of proof to studio execs that derivative, half-baked bullshit with no plot, no characters, no direction and no acting pile of slop will top the all-time charts in sales and distribution.

Youre contributing to the proof that movies and books are no longer art or relevant.

well studios believe you don't have to be good as long as long as you can get 40 year old housewives to buy into your crap

[ididnotnothat]

Look at the success of those lame reality shows. If people weren't watching they wouldn't be on. I know many who watch Jersey Shore and think it is great. I don't like twilight but JC is right that is isn't oscar worthy but simply entertainment which some people enjoy and others find it sickening.

[oh crap]

30 million in 3 hours? what the fuck???

[DarkReign]

30 million in 3 hours? what the fuck???

America the beautiful.

[JoeChalupa]

I think I watched one episode of TrueBlood at the behest of my brother. It sucked. Admittedly, I dont watch TV shows.

I didnt need an opinion on Twilight to know it sucks, books, movie, whatever.

For those who like it, great, you have just submitted an ever-growing mountain of proof to studio execs that derivative, half-baked bullshit with no plot, no characters, no direction and no acting pile of slop will top the all-time charts in sales and distribution.

Youre contributing to the proof that movies and books are no longer art or relevant.

What one considers art another may consider crap. As I've stated before, a book or a painting doesn't have be a "classic" or a literary genius type of work for me to like it. I'm a simple man with simple tastes.
Of course books and art are relevant...to the eyes of the beholder that is. Or maybe not.

[JoeChalupa]

My daughters are begging me to take them this evening. But now I am too embarrassed and shattered to take them.


NOT!!! The wife will take them.

[Trainwreck2100]

My daughters are begging me to take them this evening. But now I am too embarrassed and shattered to take them.


NOT!!! The wife will take them.

don't worry about any of the males in the audience hitting on them

[Jerome]

don't worry about any of the males in the audience hitting on them

My young cousin is gonna go check it out to check out the young hotties while I check out the milf's. I'll have my game on tonight for sure!!!

[Dark Gable]

Until Blackula makes an appearance I'm not watching this.

[JoeChalupa]

Until Blackula makes an appearance I'm not watching this.

:lol Well I dropped my girls and some friends to watch Eclipse and I was telling them how I was getting bashed in here for liking this and low and behold...both of their friends said, "My dad watched it and like it". Ha!!!
They said they watched it and said, it was cool and they have since watched New Moon.
I am not alone!!!

[desflood]

It's probably going to suck, but I'm watching it tomorrow anyway to drool at all the half-naked werewolf men.

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol Well I dropped my girls and some friends to watch Eclipse and I was telling them how I was getting bashed in here for liking this and low and behold...both of their friends said, "My dad watched it and like it". Ha!!!
They said they watched it and said, it was cool and they have since watched New Moon.
I am not alone!!!

so would it be cool if you daughters future boyfriends watch your girls while they are sleeping, and break their cars so they can't leave them.

[Goran Dragic]

Volvo just aired a commercial relating to twilight.....looks like I'm never buying a volvo!

[Trainwreck2100]

Volvo just aired a commercial relating to twilight.....looks like I'm never buying a volvo!

women do love volvos and shitty movies

[JoeChalupa]

so would it be cool if you daughters future boyfriends watch your girls while they are sleeping, and break their cars so they can't leave them.

For someone who hates this crap you sure do know quite a bit about it.
Oh, and it is just a movie, not reality.

[SpursStalker]

For someone who hates this crap you sure do know quite a bit about it.
Oh, and it is just a movie, not reality.

I was actually going to post the same thing ...

:lol

[Drachen]

:lol Well I dropped my girls and some friends to watch Eclipse and I was telling them how I was getting bashed in here for liking this and low and behold...both of their friends said, "My dad watched it and like it". Ha!!!
They said they watched it and said, it was cool and they have since watched New Moon.
I am not alone!!!

You guys should start a support group!:lol

[Drachen]

Volvo just aired a commercial relating to twilight.....looks like I'm never buying a volvo!

Why would you want to buy a Chinese car, our trade imbalance is big enough with them. :downspin:

[Trainwreck2100]

For someone who hates this crap you sure do know quite a bit about it.
Oh, and it is just a movie, not reality.

i won't be a hypocrite and hate something and know nothing about it. If it ain't reality ask your daughters what they'd do if their bfs did what that faggoy ass vampire does in twilight, and whether or not they'd consider it stalker or romantic.

[desflood]

If it ain't reality ask your daughters what they'd do if their bfs did what that faggoy ass vampire does in twilight, and whether or not they'd consider it stalker or romantic.
Definitely creepy. If some teenage guy I barely knew broke into my house to watch me while I slept, then later took parts out of my car to prevent me from going somewhere he "disapproved" of, I'd get that restraining order faster than the speed of light. :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

Definitely creepy. If some teenage guy I barely knew broke into my house to watch me while I slept, then later took parts out of my car to prevent me from going somewhere he "disapproved" of, I'd get that restraining order faster than the speed of light. :lol

yeah but you're like 30 years old

[JoeChalupa]

i won't be a hypocrite and hate something and know nothing about it. If it ain't reality ask your daughters what they'd do if their bfs did what that faggoy ass vampire does in twilight, and whether or not they'd consider it stalker or romantic.

#1 - Vampires don't exist
#2 - my daughters know the difference between fantasy and reality
#3 - they don't take movies so seriously
#4 - you know nothing about women and still hate them

[JoeChalupa]

You guys should start a support group!:lol

:lol I get enough support from my girls!!

[Trainwreck2100]

#1 - Vampires don't exist
#2 - my daughters know the difference between fantasy and reality
#3 - they don't take movies so seriously
#4 - you know nothing about women and still hate them

ask them

[Cant_Be_Faded]

This is why when gay ass trends like this start, and you have kids you don't want into this homoerotic bull shit, you go full steam ahead into it yourself. You constantly talk to them about it how cool it is and your kids will realize very early in the craze that its uber gay if their parents like it.

[JoeChalupa]

ask them

:lol Damnit TW!! they know it is just a movie. Of course it would be considered stalking if it WERE reality but is isn't. It is FAKE!!!

Did you like Avatar? You do realize those blue people don't really exist right? So many in this forum raved about it and I didn't think it was all that great. I enjoyed it but it was no best movie of all time for me. The story line was so predictable.

[desflood]

yeah but you're like 30 years old
Even before getting old I knew better. I knew a guy as a teenager who showed up unexpectedly at my door (I'd never told him where we lived) and wanted to come in. I told him to go the hell away. :wow

[JoeChalupa]

This is why when gay ass trends like this start, and you have kids you don't want into this homoerotic bull shit, you go full steam ahead into it yourself. You constantly talk to them about it how cool it is and your kids will realize very early in the craze that its uber gay if their parents like it.

Meh, my kids are not homophobes.

[JoeChalupa]

Even before getting old I knew better. I knew a guy as a teenager who showed up unexpectedly at my door (I'd never told him where we lived) and wanted to come in. I told him to go the hell away. :wow

If he was a vampire he is already damned.

[JoeChalupa]

Oh, and for the 1's of people interested, my girls gave Eclipse 4 :tu and said they like it better than the first two. Which according to everyone that wouldn't be hard to do. :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol Damnit TW!! they know it is just a movie. Of course it would be considered stalking if it WERE reality but is isn't. It is FAKE!!!

Did you like Avatar? You do realize those blue people don't really exist right? So many in this forum raved about it and I didn't think it was all that great. I enjoyed it but it was no best movie of all time for me. The story line was so predictable.

You would consider it stalking but would yo daughters, just ask them if they want a boy to do all the things for them that dumb vampire does for dumbass girl, and when they say yes i will be right. I'm not saying vampire I'm saying stalker. It may be simple for you to grasp but not so for your kids

Meh, my kids are not homophobes.
homo-stupid not homo-gay. Though it is pretty fucking gay.

[Trainwreck2100]

If he was a vampire he is already damned.

not if he was a twilight vampire

[JoeChalupa]

You would consider it stalking but would yo daughters, just ask them if they want a boy to do all the things for them that dumb vampire does for dumbass girl, and when they say yes i will be right. I'm not saying vampire I'm saying stalker. It may be simple for you to grasp but not so for your kids

homo-stupid not homo-gay. Though it is pretty fucking gay.

:lmao You don't know my kids and apparently they can distinguish fantasy and reality much more clearly than you do. IT IS FAKE!!! It isn't that hard to grasp.

I also don't get the calling anything and everything that one doesn't like or disaproves of as "gay".....if that is the case your bashing of this and your love of leg sweeping is totally gay. But that just doesn't make sense to me.
I've made my case on this.
Carry on and have a gay old time.

[Trainwreck2100]

:lmao You don't know my kids and apparently they can distinguish fantasy and reality much more clearly than you do. IT IS FAKE!!! It isn't that hard to grasp.

I also don't get the calling anything and everything that one doesn't like or disaproves of as "gay".....if that is the case your bashing of this and your love of leg sweeping is totally gay. But that just doesn't make sense to me.
I've made my case on this.
Carry on and have a gay old time.

Its funny you don't get calling stupid shit "gay", but you magically get twilight. I don't get how its so difficult for you to grasp that an impressionable child reads stalker shit as romance and then thinks its okay. All you gotta do is ask yo girls if they think it would be okay if a guy went after them the same way. Not a character in a shitty book, but a human male. They will say "man i wish someone did" and i will laugh in yo face.

[Veterinarian]

This thread is insanely stupid. In June 2010, this boob starts a thread saying Twilight sucks. Every non-tween in the world has known this for for going on three years now. Future Trainwreck threads:

"M. Night Shyamalan's twist endings are getting increasingly lousy"

"Milli and Vanilli are a couple of fake posers"

"Tom Cruise has some wacky beliefs"

"OJ did it"

"Bacon tastes good"

[JoeChalupa]

Its funny you don't get calling stupid shit "gay", but you magically get twilight. I don't get how its so difficult for you to grasp that an impressionable child reads stalker shit as romance and then thinks its okay. All you gotta do is ask yo girls if they think it would be okay if a guy went after them the same way. Not a character in a shitty book, but a human male. They will say "man i wish someone did" and i will laugh in yo face.

Well I just finished asking my youngest the very question you posed and she just laughed and said, "dad, it is just pretend, there are no vampires or werewolves and that yes, a boy in her room is against the law and he would be arrested. :lol So yeah, she did laugh in my face but because the question was so stupid in the first place. :lmao
What is to get about twilight? girl meets boy, girl likes boy, boy likes girl. Again, it is just a movie and don't make it more than it is.

[JoeChalupa]

Should I not allow them to read Romeo & Juliet because they will have suicidal thoughts?

[Trainwreck2100]

This thread is insanely stupid. In June 2010, this boob starts a thread saying Twilight sucks. Every non-tween in the world has known this for for going on three years now. Future Trainwreck threads:

"M. Night Shyamalan's twist endings are getting increasingly lousy"

"Milli and Vanilli are a couple of fake posers"

"Tom Cruise has some wacky beliefs"

"OJ did it"

"Bacon tastes good"

lol it would be true if it was only tweens that liked it, its found a following among lonely housewives, teh gays, and fat or ugly or fat and ugly girls who enjoy the "non ugly guy goes for plain looking girl who doesn't have to do anything like work out or not be ugly" storyline

[Trainwreck2100]

Well I just finished asking my youngest the very question you posed and she just laughed and said, "dad, it is just pretend, there are no vampires or werewolves and that yes, a boy in her room is against the law and he would be arrested. :lol So yeah, she did laugh in my face but because the question was so stupid in the first place. :lmao
What is to get about twilight? girl meets boy, girl likes boy, boy likes girl. Again, it is just a movie and don't make it more than it is.

son i said no vampires or werewolves they aren't real. Simple question "Do you want your future bf to treat you the same way that the one guy treats the other girl in the book" The she says yes then you say what about watching you sleep or breaking your car so you can't leave" Don't preface it with "you know it's against the law" that turns it into a loaded qusetion

[JoeChalupa]

lol it would be true if it was only tweens that liked it, its found a following among lonely housewives, teh gays, and fat or ugly or fat and ugly girls who enjoy the "non ugly guy goes for plain looking girl who doesn't have to do anything like work out or not be ugly" storyline

just an fyi. (http://www.askmen.com/daily/blogs/entertainment/do-real-men-like-itwilighti.html)

[Trainwreck2100]

stopped reading the link when they called stewart hot, the whole point of her character is that she's not hot. But Stephanie Mayer. She's not hideous but she's not Greene's boobs hot by any means

[Trainwreck2100]

It's not suppose to be taken serious, man. You go to the movies and suspend all thoughts of reality and try to enjoy someone's work of fiction.

Suspending your disbelief (that's the term you are implying) can only go so far, it doesn't cover shitty acting, shitty writing, and shitty dialog, from an even shittier source material

[sook]

ive had to delete like 3 people on my facebook for spamming twilight shit. I've had enough of it at this point.

[Trainwreck2100]

You preaching to the choir, son. The only good thing about that movie is, it is so shitty that it will give some struggling writer, actor, or director a gleam of hope of getting their shit made.

Honestly, that's what makes me even more upset. It's that somewhere a good book will never be published, and it will be 100X better than this garbage.

[Trainwreck2100]

ive had to delete like 3 people on my facebook for spamming twilight shit. I've had enough of it at this point.

pro twilight shit or anti-twilight shit

[sook]

pro twilight shit or anti-twilight shit

somehting along the lines of team edward! or team jacob is the best!

so I'm guessing pro.

[Trainwreck2100]

somehting along the lines of team edward! or team jacob is the best!

so I'm guessing pro.

son well God Bless you and keep on fighting the good fight

[Dark Gable]

All fiction ideas are made up or dreamed up genius.

[Trainwreck2100]

You believe she dreamed a trilogy of stories while sleep.

if she did the amount of stupid would have put her in a coma

[ploto]

My main concern with these books and movies is that indeed there are many teenage girls who do think it is romantic (the only reason for the hysteria) and who are unfortunately forming views on what a relationship should be like from their fantasies about being Bella.

[midnightpulp]

Gonna have to give these guys a call to deal with that faggy emo vampire and that ape-faced werewolf:

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[dbreiden83080]

I promised my young Niece i'd take her to see Eclipse next week

Man it's gonna suck.. :bang

[JoeChalupa]

My main concern with these books and movies is that indeed there are many teenage girls who do think it is romantic (the only reason for the hysteria) and who are unfortunately forming views on what a relationship should be like from their fantasies about being Bella.

You really think today's youth is that ignorant? I think the adults are taking this crap much more serious than they are.

[Trainwreck2100]

You really think today's youth is that ignorant? I think the adults are taking this crap much more serious than they are.

I've ran into enough dumb teenagers that call rob pattinson "edward" to disagree

[JoeChalupa]

I've ran into enough dumb teenagers that call rob pattinson "edward" to disagree

Yeah, well I've called Jason Alexander "George" many times so what is your point?

[JoeChalupa]

Now that you mention it I've also referred to Kelsey Grammer as "Frasier" and Ed O'Neill as "Al Bundy"..oh the horrah, I think they are real people!!!!

[Trainwreck2100]

Now that you mention it I've also referred to Kelsey Grammer as "Frasier" and Ed O'Neill as "Al Bundy"..oh the horrah, I think they are real people!!!!

you knew they were fictional characters these morons dont

[desflood]

I promised my young Niece i'd take her to see Eclipse next week

Man it's gonna suck.. :bang
I found it much more tolerable than either of the first two, most likely because they finally found a director who knows what to do with a vampire movie.

[Trainwreck2100]

I found it much more tolerable than either of the first two, most likely because they finally found a director who knows what to do with a vampire movie.

:lmao

What a stupid fucking statement

[ploto]

You really think today's youth is that ignorant?

I know from personal experience with many teenaged girls who are obsessed with it.

[desflood]

:lmao

What a stupid fucking statement
Hey, at least the vamps finally killed something in this movie :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

seriously i read some stupid shit in this thread sadly alot from joe but you ain't og like he is so, so I will call you out on it. That post was one of the most assinine things i have ever seen.

[desflood]

Two things:

1. What is og?

2. What exactly is assinine about stating that the movie was more tolerable than the first two?

[Trainwreck2100]

Two things:

1. What is og?

2. What exactly is assinine about stating that the movie was more tolerable than the first two?

1.OG look it up
2.That's not the sentence i'm reffering to.

[desflood]

Oh, so you must be referring to the part about the director. Well, the guy also directed 30 Days of Night, which was half-decent as far as vampire flicks go. Not great by any means, but better than some. Perhaps it would have been more to your liking had I stated, "... who has some experience within the creature genre."

[Trainwreck2100]

Oh, so you must be referring to the part about the director. Well, the guy also directed 30 Days of Night, which was half-decent as far as vampire flicks go. Not great by any means, but better than some. Perhaps it would have been more to your liking had I stated, "... who has some experience within the creature genre."

Look i respect SFIE i assume he thinks its idiotic moronic and stupid as well. So it is out of the respect that I'm going to let you off with a warning. But the director's ability has nothig to do with how shitty the previous movies were.

[desflood]

But the director's ability has nothig to do with how shitty the previous movies were.
I disagree somewhat. I understand that the first director (or two, not sure) didn't have good material to work with - the books are hardly great literature. I'm just saying that the previous director(s) took crappy material and turned it into something absolutely sh*tty, while this director took the same crappy material and turned it into something tolerable.

By OG, I'm just going to assume you mean Original Gangsta (although I suppose old guy would also be a plausible phrase).

[desflood]

Look i respect SFIE i assume he thinks its idiotic moronic and stupid as well. So it is out of the respect that I'm going to let you off with a warning.
By the way, I think you're confusing me with easjer.

[Trainwreck2100]

I disagree somewhat. I understand that the first director (or two, not sure) didn't have good material to work with - the books are hardly great literature. I'm just saying that the previous director(s) took crappy material and turned it into something absolutely sh*tty, while this director took the same crappy material and turned it into something tolerable.

By OG, I'm just going to assume you mean Original Gangsta (although I suppose old guy would also be a plausible phrase).
same shitty material same shitty writer same shitty actors

By the way, I think you're confusing me with easjer.

thank God, don't call it a vampire movie only dumfuck assholes consider this a vampire movie. With an OG exemption of course which extends to families

[desflood]

same shitty material same shitty writer same shitty actors
Different director.


thank God, don't call it a vampire movie only dumfuck assholes consider this a vampire movie. With an OG exemption of course which extends to families
Fair enough, it's not really a vampire movie. I'll give you that one.

[Cyrano]

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[JoeChalupa]

So....any reviews of the latest?

[cantthinkofanything]

So....any reviews of the latest?

I didn't see it but it sucked.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I didn't see it but it sucked.

[DarkReign]

Disney Vampires

[AmericanPsycho]

Can't believe this brought in so much cash this past weekend.

[mojorizen7]

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/387685_291748030858974_273879369312507_925872_1628 542135_n.jpg

[SnakeBoy]

So....any reviews of the latest?

Wife dragged me to it Saturday. Thank god we went to Alamo drafthouse were I could drink beer. The first half reminded me of the morning soap operas my mom used to watch with worse acting. The second half was pretty funny and I was literally lol'ing. I was the only one though so that was probably just my buzz kicking in.