Dallas' pitch to DWADE

[thedong]

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:lmao


1st off, Cuban needs a pack of these babies to start the conversation with:

http://www.blairmag.com/blair4/menthol/newport.jpg


then pitch the team, he knows he can't win with Boozer or Stat......
assuming ofcourse LBJ and Bosh signs with Chitown


Dirk/Terry/Kidd/Marion/Haywood(assuming Butler/Roddy/and Dust goes to MIA) is a better supporting cast than Boozer/Beasley and scrubs


2nd

Dallas bitches

its a known fact that Dallas has one of the hottest bitches in town
plus
Romo dated Jessica Simpsons/Carrie Underwood
and now Miles Austin is banging Kim K.
Dirk is now dating that Sweedish girl who looks likes Alicia Keys

Wade in Dallas = him dating Halle Berry


http://goremasterfx.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/halle_berry2.jpg

2 words Dwayne = MOTOR BOAT


:wow


3rd


http://www.seoconsultants.com/just-say-no/images/no-taxes-480.gif


no state income tax in dallas, ik miami does not also, but still, TX is the shit when it comes to taxes

4th

have this cheerleader blow him during the meeting

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w38/stax86/MOTIVATIONAL%20POSTERS/blowjobs.jpg

5th


did i mention Halle?

http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/halle-berry/halle-berry-20060228-111880.jpg


she likes cowboys, just ask Billy Bob Thornton she did fuck him on monster ball.


5th


beach are overrated, no privacy on beaches,


what dallas have are awesome strip clubs

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2762/4280376743_14cf5ca772.jpg













So wade, if all else fails, come to Dallas.


Kidd
Wade
Marion
Dirk
Haywood

WE STACKEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD

:lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2:: lobt2::lobt2:

[thedong]

1st off, Cuban needs a pack of these babies to start the conversation with:

http://www.blairmag.com/blair4/menthol/newport.jpg


then pitch the team, he knows he can't win with Boozer or Stat......
assuming ofcourse LBJ and Bosh signs with Chitown


Dirk/Terry/Kidd/Marion/Haywood(assuming Butler/Roddy/and Dust goes to MIA) is a better supporting cast than Boozer/Beasley and scrubs


2nd

Dallas bitches

its a known fact that Dallas has one of the hottest bitches in town
plus
Romo dated Jessica Simpsons/Carrie Underwood
and now Miles Austin is banging Kim K.
Dirk is now dating that Sweedish girl who looks likes Alicia Keys

Wade in Dallas = him dating Halle Berry


http://goremasterfx.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/halle_berry2.jpg

2 words Dwayne = MOTOR BOAT


:wow


3rd


http://www.seoconsultants.com/just-say-no/images/no-taxes-480.gif


no state income tax in dallas, ik miami does not also, but still, TX is the shit when it comes to TX

4th

have this cheerleader blow him during the meeting

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w38/stax86/MOTIVATIONAL%20POSTERS/blowjobs.jpg

5th


did i mention Halle?

http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/halle-berry/halle-berry-20060228-111880.jpg


she likes cowboys, just ask Billy Bob Thornton he did fuck him on monster ball.


5th


beach are overrated, no privacy on beaches,


what dallas have are awesome strip clubs

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2762/4280376743_14cf5ca772.jpg













So wade, if all else fails, come to Dallas.


Kidd
Wade
Marion
Dirk
Haywood

WE STACKEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD

:lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2:: lobt2::lobt2:

[BRHornet45]

son don't forget about this ...

http://media.well.ca/images/large/products/homeocan-herpes-soothing-cream_1257429317_LRG.jpg

[thedong]

son don't forget about this ...

http://media.well.ca/images/large/products/homeocan-herpes-soothing-cream_1257429317_LRG.jpg

sons, this is weird cause i was just talking bout herpes on that other thread.

[BRHornet45]

sons, this is weird cause i was just talking bout herpes on that other thread.

son D-Wade is well known around the Miami area for spreading that shit. shame shame

[Ghazi]

we STAAAAAAACKED

[thedong]

son D-Wade is well known around the Miami area for spreading that shit. shame shame


If Magic Johnson can cure AIDS, DWADE can cure them bumps on his mouth area. Plus Dallas people are nasty, as long as he is against gay marriage and pro gun rights, they will welcome him with open arms.


WE STACKED :lobt2:

[DMX7]

If Magic Johnson can cure AIDS, DWADE can cure them bumps on his mouth area. Plus Dallas people are nasty, as long as he is against gay marriage and pro gun rights, they will welcome him with open arms.


WE STACKED :lobt2:

Magic has not cured AIDS. He has a treatment called "a lot of money".

[thedong]

Magic has not cured AIDS. He has a treatment called "a lot of money".


sure he did, he just cant share it with anyone else, but Wade is stackkkked with money too.
He'll be the spokesperson for Girls Gone Wild and Extendz when he retires.

[thedong]

Dwade's sex tape with Jenna Bush = best selling Vivid celebrity DVD everrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Plus my peeps at the hood will respect him, since f-cking a white bitch like Jenna, who happens to be George W Bush's(I aint helpin Katrina) daughter's would be like sticking in to the man.(literally)

D Wade's cause for the black man >>>>> Pastor Manning's bullshit


we stackkkkkkkked!


and yeah

[thedong]

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IM JUST SAYIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINDOG IS AN A$$H0lE

[Flight3107]

Get it done

[thedong]

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[MavDynasty]

Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked

[Findog]

Shut up Jasper

[lurker]

All Dallas has to do is tell him about the championship they won in 2006.