Elin Nordegren gets $750M in divorce from Tiger

[tlongII]

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/06/30/elin-nordegren-gets-m-custody-kids-exchange-silence-tiger-woods-divorce/

Wowza! :wow:greedy:wow

Tiger Woods is banned from letting girlfriends near his kids in a divorce deal netting his ex a record $750 million settlement, The Sun reported Wednesday.

The golfer agreed to keep single women away from daughter Sam, three, and son Charlie, one.

He can bring a new flame into their lives only if he marries her. In return, former wife Elin Nordegren ,30, gets the biggest payout ever seen in a celebrity divorce.

But she can never publicly speak out over his alleged flings with socialite Rachel Uchitel, reality star Jaimee Grubbs, porn queen Joslyn James and up to 17 others.

A pal said: "Elin is desperate to protect the children from the womanizing side of their father.

"Tiger's main fear is her telling her story after he's rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter."

Swedish ex model Nordegren ended up with double the sum she originally sought, after her lawyers proved Woods, 34, was worth much more than the $1billion she thought.

Her friend explained: "Elin's legal team have done a great job digging up all sorts of assets.

"The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life -- even if Tiger dies first -- or she'll lose the lot."

SLIDESHOW: Tiger's Once Picture Perfect Life With Elin

The friend said: "Everything's signed. Elin is ready to file for divorce at Orlando County Court. She expects to in the next seven days."

Nordegren gets sole physical custody of their kids but they will split legal custody.

That means Woods will share decisions about their future -- so Nordegren will not be able to permanently relocate them to her native Sweden.

Woods -- believed to be building a golf resort in Dubai and investing in the Bahamas -- will be able to see the kids for up to half of each week.

He can renegotiate the custody agreement in five years.

The pal said: "Elin admits that despite everything, Tiger loves his kids and has been a decent dad.

"She is confident he will not pursue seeing the children that much, due to his work and lifestyle."

Under the no-girlfriends deal, only married women not romantically linked to Woods will be allowed around the children -- plus female members of staff known to Nordegren.

[lefty]

That's it ?



Only 0.5% of TW's money?

[tlongII]

And lmao @ Tiger not being able to bring single women around the kids. :lmao

[The Reckoning]

wtf is that all about? putting a restraining order on people who have no influence in the divorce...is that legal?

[tlongII]

wtf is that all about? putting a restraining order on people who have no influence in the divorce...is that legal?

Just about anything is legal if both parties agree to it. Tiger is getting hosed in this deal imo.

[The Reckoning]

i can see the kids spoiling themselves with this. "imma tell mommy that you brought some lady over if you don't get me that toy."

gah for real though thats almost a billion dollar settlement. thats what entire corporations settle for.

well if thats what he thinks he reputation is worth, then he has to pay out. thats why you never marry somebody unless they have/make more money than you.

[HarlemHeat37]

If this true, then this is just sad..I'm in the wrong profession, I need to find some rich women..

[JudynTX]

If this true, then this is just sad..I'm in the wrong profession, I need to find some rich women..

Elin will be available. :lol

[The Gemini Method]

This is another concrete example of why marriage should never be an option.

[balli]

Fuck that. Tiger shouldn't be a coward. Let that bitch do her worst. He should just be who he is. If that's a guy who likes sex, who cares? I don't.

[Bender]

That's it ?



Only 0.5% of TW's money?

do they have math in Canada?

[Dro210]

What a bitch... Fuck Elin Nordegren.


I thought they had some kind of agreement in place that the most she would get in case of divorce was like 20mil.... and then they restructured that after this happened to give her like 80mil. I don't remember where I read that, but I guess it was obviously false.

[Trainwreck2100]

Fuck that. Tiger shouldn't be a coward. Let that bitch do her worst. He should just be who he is. If that's a guy who likes sex, who cares? I don't.

dumbass shouldn't have gotten married to begin with.

[DarkReign]

These divorce settlements of these mega-millionaire/billionaire's arent even surprising to me anymore.

That fucking bitch spit out 2 kids and did nothing, absolutely nothing else and gets 3/4 of a billion dollars.

If I had that much money, I'd kill her and anyone who had anything to do with that ridiculous judgement.

I'd give $100 million, max. Shit, even at that number, its cheaper to kill you.

[Trainwreck2100]

What a bitch... Fuck Elin Nordegren.

don't worry the women will still think she's some kind of victim

[EricB]

:lol sigh, typical response, shoulda known..

[DarkReign]

Actually, I'd consent to the judgement and wait one year.

Then have her killed. I'd probably still be on the hook for the settlement, but at least the payments go directly my children, which is where it should go anyway.

...fucking 3/4 of a billion dollars for spreading your legs and attending a couple Lamaze classes...

But I bet she has emotional damage from being cheated on...damages that somehow, some way come even remotely close to that God-awful number...

I dont even like Tiger, but I hope Ellen doesnt see 2012.

[coyotes_geek]

Hey Tiger, it's called a pre-nup. Live and learn.

[DarkReign]

If married and you start a company that becomes successful, youre juuuuust about to go public with it, divorce your wife first.

If unmarried and successful, just flat-out never get married to anyone for any reason. because what was once yours is now "ours".

Pre-nups dont stand for shit in court, btw. The spouse always gets paid, pre-nups just determine how much.

Bottom line: If you plan on being a millionaire, dont get married for any reason. Youre going to get fucked and probably seriously consider murder.

[IceColdBrewski]

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[balli]

I just don't understand why Tiger would consent to this. He could've let Elin run her mouth as much as she wanted, lost every sponsorship deal he's ever or ever will have, and still bought a luxury car every day for the rest of his life.

He should concentrate on his swing, breaking Jack's record and fucking pornstars ass-to-mouth. He was already rich enough to live in absolute luxury forever, why the fuck does he care what the right wing of America and potential corporate sponsors think about his reputation? The only thing us societal normals care about is his score after 4 rounds of golf.

[Dro210]

don't worry the women will still think she's some kind of victim

Oh I know..... I hear it all the time, it's hilarious.



Hey Tiger, it's called a pre-nup. Live and learn.

I had thought he had a pretty good one in place... I guess not.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

That's a pretty ridiculous sum for what boils down to breaking someone's heart. But I can understand the agreement from both sides perspective. Of course an angry ex is going to take ever cent she can reach for. Tiger's willing to meet any price tag to make this whole thing just go away quickly, quietly, and permanently. His thinking must be that he's never going to be worth a billion again with this hanging over him and with it completely out of the way he can get back to working towards that again.

[redzero]

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[Trainwreck2100]

That's a pretty ridiculous sum for what boils down to breaking someone's heart. But I can understand the agreement from both sides perspective. Of course an angry ex is going to take ever cent she can reach for. Tiger's willing to meet any price tag to make this whole thing just go away quickly, quietly, and permanently. His thinking must be that he's never going to be worth a billion again with this hanging over him and with it completely out of the way he can get back to working towards that again.

that's a ridiculous sum for anything. It's higher than some country's gdp

[JoeChalupa]

Wow what a settlement!! Only if Tiger can recover, and I think he will, will his net worth prove to be worthy of such a settlement. He just needs to start winning on the tour again and he'll be fine.

[CuckingFunt]

thats why you never marry somebody unless they have/make more money than you.

If everyone followed that rule, it would be mathematically impossible for marriage to exist.

[TIMMYD!]

That must fucking blow. I don't care what Tiger did, $750 million is too much for anything especially when the person getting it didn't do shit to earn it.

[florige]

These divorce settlements of these mega-millionaire/billionaire's arent even surprising to me anymore.

That fucking bitch spit out 2 kids and did nothing, absolutely nothing else and gets 3/4 of a billion dollars.

If I had that much money, I'd kill her and anyone who had anything to do with that ridiculous judgement.

I'd give $100 million, max. Shit, even at that number, its cheaper to kill you.




I don't think that would be your choice. lol

[mrsmaalox]

lol Tiger Woods

[JoeChalupa]

Go Tiger!!!

[Trainwreck2100]

If everyone followed that rule, it would be mathematically impossible for marriage to exist.



yeah because everyone everywhere makes the same amount of money when they marry

[BadOdor]

I think we all agree tiger is a big vagina.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm consistently amused by the dollar amounts involved in these huge celebrity divorces. However, I'm even more amused by the outrage they inspire.

Does Nordegren deserve $750M for being an ex-wife? In the grand scheme of things, of course not. But sympathy and outrage for poor Tiger Woods? Really?? It's not as if he's been left broke and destitute by the divorce. The fact of the matter is that any of us could live very comfortably for the rest of our live with $10-20 million. Properly invested, we could probably do it without ever even touching the principle. He's still got several times that to drown his sorrows.

[florige]

Tiger is stupid because he should had taken out a pre if he knew he had a sex addiction with other women. He should had known that sooner or later it would leak considering the quantity of women he had on the side.

[mrsmaalox]

What's the funniest thing to me is that Tiger Woods is paying 750M for screwing the same skanks a lot of losers have screwed for free :lmao

[Kori Ellis]

Does she get child support on top of this settlement? Is this just for her? That's a lot of bank to keep quiet. Tiger must have some nasty nasty secrets. :lol

[JoeChalupa]

What's the funniest thing to me is that Tiger Woods is paying 750M for screwing the same skanks a lot of losers have screwed for free :lmao

:rollin But Tiger is still going to have more money than most will ever see.

[florige]

:rollin But Tiger is still going to have more money than most will ever see.



Thats what I find amazing. How much $ does this guy freaking have? He has to be a billionaire to agree to something that outrageous.

[MannyIsGod]

:lol @ all the hating on the woman just because after Tiger fucked her she decided to fight back.

She got over on the dumbass, props to her.

[benefactor]

I'm consistently amused by the dollar amounts involved in these huge celebrity divorces. However, I'm even more amused by the outrage they inspire.

Does Nordegren deserve $750M for being an ex-wife? In the grand scheme of things, of course not. But sympathy and outrage for poor Tiger Woods? Really?? It's not as if he's been left broke and destitute by the divorce. The fact of the matter is that any of us could live very comfortably for the rest of our live with $10-20 million. Properly invested, we could probably do it without ever even touching the principle. He's still got several times that to drown his sorrows.
:tu

He's still got a buttload of cash. Sure it's an insane amount, but he's still driving his Porsche Carrera GT up to his multi-million dollar home.

[DarkReign]

Does Nordegren deserve $750M for being an ex-wife? In the grand scheme of things, of course not. But sympathy and outrage for poor Tiger Woods? Really??

My outrage has nothing to do with sympathy for Tiger as individual. It has to do with a court system and normal legal practice of these settlement amounts even being discussed with a straight face.

If the Nordgren was the best golfer in the world making Tiger money, and Tiger was a former model who seeded her with some kids, and it was Tiger getting $750 million, I'd be just as disgusted.

The gender of the party, really to me, has no merit. It just seems one gender is constantly on the "I got really rich for marrying the right moron" spectrum.

Its really a coincidence and nothing more. No spouse in any relationship should ever have to pay that sort of % of worth. There should be a cap. Disclaimer: unless of course the married couple were also business partners of a lucrative business. Then an even 50/50 split is completely fair to both parties.

But she gets nearly a billion dollars for really just spitting out two kids. Thats really it. Thats bullshit, male or female.

[JoeChalupa]

Thats what I find amazing. How much $ does this guy freaking have? He has to be a billionaire to agree to something that outrageous.

He is not a dumb person regardless of how dumb his sexual actions may make him look.
He'll still make millions if not a billion more. I don't feel sorry for Tiger at all. He'll be just fine.

[JoeChalupa]

The more you make, the more they'll take.

[JoeChalupa]

:lol @ all the hating on the woman just because after Tiger fucked her she decided to fight back.

She got over on the dumbass, props to her.

I don't really think Tiger is crying over this at all. He won't be hurting for money or women for that matter.

[clambake]

750 million?

there must have been some guys in the rotation.

[lefty]

do they have math in Canada?
:rolleyes

[Stringer_Bell]

This judgement makes COMPLETE SENSE when you think about it...


"Tiger's main fear is her telling her story after he's rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter."

Elin really doesn't give a fuck about single women being around the kids, she's just trying to make up for not being able to not SELL her story or get the emotional release from talking about it. 750m makes up for the book, film, and TV deals she won't be able to entertain AND the vacations she'll have to take while she "recovers" from the trauma. These lawyers are awesome!

Tiger would suffer far worse if she was allowed to share details of his terrible taste for busted-ass women with limited intelligence. He would never recover in the media and be able to golf the same way knowing people see him as a fake icon. Tiger did the right thing, let her have the money, let it pass for the rest of the year and begin his march toward being a Champion again.

[Bender]

women know what they are doing when they marry these major celebrities

[coyotes_geek]

^^^ pretty much. If you're Tiger, the money is far easier to replace than the reputation.

[Kori Ellis]

750 million?

there must have been some guys in the rotation.

That's what I think too. :lol

[Cane]

The only real winners here are the lawyers, like usual. :downspin:

Actually, whatever is left of that $750 mil probably wouldn't be too bad either. Hell, you can't even win that much money in the god damn lottery! :wow

[jimo2305]

heh... women.. smh

[JoeChalupa]

^^^ pretty much. If you're Tiger, the money is far easier to replace than the reputation.

And you can spend money. His reputation or following is already improving on the golf course.

[clambake]

That's what I think too. :lol

seriously, what could she say that we don't already know.....besides that?

[florige]

The only real winners here are the lawyers, like usual. :downspin:

Actually, whatever is left of that $750 mil probably wouldn't be too bad either. Hell, you can't even win that much money in the god damn lottery! :wow




I think I am going to try and see if I can afford to go to law school somehow. Even if they just get a 1/4 of that they are set for life.

[Dro210]

Yea, I don't feel sorry for Tiger, other than he does genuinely care for his kids and he won't get to see them as much as a result of this, and he has to go thru all the media bs... but as far as financially... he's a money machine. He'll make another billion+ in the next 10-15 years no problem. As long as Tiger keeps playing golf, he's a legend, he's Jack and Arnie with an even bigger following. He'll be making boatloads of cash til the day he dies, and beyond.

I'm just with DarkReign, it's ridiculous to think anybody deserves that kind of money, or even percentage of money in a situation like this.

Worst part for Tiger is, if she didn't get to take money from him, she would hardly even be fit to raise the kids.... Tiger is a billionaire, she's basically worthless (a nanny and a "model", lol)... but now instead of him being in the better position to raise the kids, she gets to keep them away from him out of spite. That's where he loses.... and you can say they shouldn't be around him and that behavior anyway, but you're kidding yourself... this was taking place nowhere near his kids, and by all accounts he's a great dad.

[RoddyBukkake]

I really hope she ends up the next Nicole Brown Simpson for being such a filthy coalburner

[HarlemHeat37]

To clarify my original statement..

-I don't feel bad for Tiger at all..he's obviously an idiot that put himself in the situation, I've never liked him anyways, he seems too fake, which was obviously revealed now that we know he's some obsessed sex addict..if he had made the proper arrangements earlier, he wouldn't be in this situation..

-I'm not hating on Elin at all, I respect her hustle..like I said, I would love to do this too, I don't think I'm pretty enough to pull it off though, but maybe I will try if my original life plan doesn't work out for me..

I'm hating on the system more than anything..

The point is that 750 MILLION..wait, think about that for a second..750!!!!!!!..how can somebody deserve that much money for being a wife and having people come out of your vagina?..ya, she deserves a settlement and all, I don't argue that at all, she obviously would have made money by talking about Tiger and revealing shit, but 750 million?!..is that even a real amount of money for 1 person?!..I'm assuming she will never see the entire amount, but still..

[mrsmaalox]

Yea, I don't feel sorry for Tiger, other than he does genuinely care for his kids and he won't get to see them as much as a result of this, and he has to go thru all the media bs... but as far as financially... he's a money machine. He'll make another billion+ in the next 10-15 years no problem. As long as Tiger keeps playing golf, he's a legend, he's Jack and Arnie with an even bigger following. He'll be making boatloads of cash til the day he dies, and beyond.

I'm just with DarkReign, it's ridiculous to think anybody deserves that kind of money, or even percentage of money in a situation like this.

Worst part for Tiger is, if she didn't get to take money from him, she would hardly even be fit to raise the kids.... Tiger is a billionaire, she's basically worthless (a nanny and a "model", lol)... but now instead of him being in the better position to raise the kids, she gets to keep them away from him out of spite. That's where he loses.... and you can say they shouldn't be around him and that behavior anyway, but you're kidding yourself... this was taking place nowhere near his kids, and by all accounts he's a great dad.

So the amount of money one makes determines their fitness to raise children?

[BadOdor]

What's this shit about "sex addict" I keep hearing? he basically did what all men would pretty much do given the money/stature(disregarding the terrible taste).

Dumbass got what he deserved, honestly. With his money, he could have easily set up 5 models in houses around the world to become his mistresses.

[BadOdor]

Double post.

[resistanze]

What's this shit about "sex addict" I keep hearing? he basically did what all men would pretty much do given the money/stature(disregarding the terrible taste).

Dumbass got what he deserved, honestly. With his money, he could have easily set up 5 models in houses around the world to become his mistresses.

Yep. Fuck his dumbass for marrying another golfer's nanny.

[Das Texan]

If married and you start a company that becomes successful, youre juuuuust about to go public with it, divorce your wife first.

If unmarried and successful, just flat-out never get married to anyone for any reason. because what was once yours is now "ours".

Pre-nups dont stand for shit in court, btw. The spouse always gets paid, pre-nups just determine how much.

Bottom line: If you plan on being a millionaire, dont get married for any reason. Youre going to get fucked and probably seriously consider murder.


or you can just you know, get married and stay married, kinda like marriage is intended to be.

[Das Texan]

I think I am going to try and see if I can afford to go to law school somehow. Even if they just get a 1/4 of that they are set for life.


for every 1 lawyer striking it rich like this, there are 100s struggling to get by.

[Dro210]

So the amount of money one makes determines their fitness to raise children?

Not necessarily what I intended to imply... but generally if one parent is financially stable, and the other is not, they have a greater chance of winning custody. Obviously they will be able to provide a better well being for the children, barring they are some kind of horrible parent and don't care about their kids. Which I don't think applies to Tiger.

If she had to go back to working as a nanny, 1. She wouldn't be making all that much money. Huge lifestyle change for the kids 2. How do you nanny for someone, raising their kids, taking care of their home, and still truly have ample time for your own?



and yea, I have to laugh at the term "sex addict"... seriously, who isn't?

[coyotes_geek]

or you can just you know, get married and stay married, kinda like marriage is intended to be.

Bingo.

[Dro210]

or you can just you know, get married and stay married, kinda like marriage is intended to be.

She's the one that filed for the divorce... Cheating and getting divorced are two seperate things. When you get married, you're there for "better or worse", not "until you get hurt"... Tiger messed up, but she could have gotten over herself and they could have worked it out. Especially since kids are involved. Not justifying his part in this whole deal at all, but she is the one bailing when times got tough.

[ALWAYS bet on BLACK]

A great example of a white, self hating bitch who gave her gash to a half breed, tripped on his money, and now has once again exploited and mentally abused a negro.

She is a pure bitch. Worse than Sarah Palin.

[resistanze]

She's the one that filed for the divorce... Cheating and getting divorced are two seperate things. When you get married, you're there for "better or worse", not "until you get hurt"... Tiger messed up, but she could have gotten over herself and they could have worked it out. Especially since kids are involved. Not justifying his part in this whole deal at all, but she is the one bailing when times got tough.

He messed up? He fucked the entire god damned West Coast! :lol

He messed up by getting caught, not because he regrets it. Be real. I don't give a shit about either side, but no self-respecting person stays in a marriage like that. And Tiger shouldn't have gotten himself into a marriage in the first place.

[DarkReign]

or you can just you know, get married and stay married, kinda like marriage is intended to be.

You have no guarantee that your partner will, you know, stay married.

If he/she decides to divorce you for whatever reason, say goodbye to half your life earnings. No matter how rich or poor you are, half is a lot.

[DarkReign]

And Tiger shouldn't have gotten himself into a marriage in the first place.

That I agree with, that goes for any successful, single person. If youre rich and single, stay single. have a live-in girlfriend/boyfriend/life-partner, do not tie the legal knot.

[Kermit]

I don't get the outrage over the amount. Tiger obviously wants to be done with the divorce and threw an obscene amount of money at a problem that's going to go away. She'll never tell her side and that privacy is worth all the money in the world to that cat. He'll make more money. If she writes that book, he's done for. This is a win-win for Eldrick. Now he can fuck some skanks, win some tournaments, and get shitloads of money from advertisements.

[Sisk]

:wow

[Sisk]

I don't get the outrage over the amount. Tiger obviously wants to be done with the divorce and threw an obscene amount of money at a problem that's going to go away. She'll never tell her side and that privacy is worth all the money in the world to that cat. He'll make more money. If she writes that book, he's done for. This is a win-win for Eldrick. Now he can fuck some skanks, win some tournaments, and get shitloads of money from advertisements.

While you're right about everything on here, it's seven hundred and fifty million fucking dollars

Hell, even $500 million is insane, but it sounds a lot better than SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY!

Oh well.. I don't care - it's not my money.

[coyotes_geek]

I don't get the outrage over the amount. Tiger obviously wants to be done with the divorce and threw an obscene amount of money at a problem that's going to go away. She'll never tell her side and that privacy is worth all the money in the world to that cat. He'll make more money. If she writes that book, he's done for. This is a win-win for Eldrick. Now he can fuck some skanks, win some tournaments, and get shitloads of money from advertisements.

Exactly. Sure, Tiger could have stood his ground and probably reduced the amount he'd have had to cough up by a nice chunk of change. But it's not worth it. She was going to get a shitload of money no matter what. What's the point in dragging the whole process out for another year or more with all of your dirty laundry being made public so that you only end up having to cut a $600 million dollar check instead of a $750 million dollar one? Just cut the check and be done with it.

[JoeChalupa]

I don't really cared much about Tiger's personal life. He is a great golfer and that is why I am a fan. All this other crap is just fodder and sensationalism. And like we all aren't fake at one time or another....I know I've faked it.

[MannyIsGod]

I think I am going to try and see if I can afford to go to law school somehow. Even if they just get a 1/4 of that they are set for life.

if they just get 1/4? I really doubt they're getting near 1/4.

[MannyIsGod]

I don't really cared much about Tiger's personal life. He is a great golfer and that is why I am a fan. All this other crap is just fodder and sensationalism. And like we all aren't fake at one time or another....I know I've faked it.

Yeah you probably faked it so you could use the condom again.

[JoeChalupa]

Yeah you probably faked it so you could use the condom again.

:lmao :tu

[JamStone]

That's a lot of cake to keep a bitch quiet...

[JoeChalupa]

That's a lot of cake to keep a bitch quiet...

Is HE allowed to talk about his sexcapades? He could rake in some cash with a tell all book.

[eyeh8u]

i would almost go gay for 750 million

[ploto]

The only thing I have an issue with is the bit about any women not being near the kids. It is ridiculous that if Tiger is in a serious relationship that he is barred from having this woman around his kids and having them meet her and get to know her. If he does somehow decide to get married again, he is not allowed to let these kids spend any time around her until after they are married. That is stupid and unhealthly. I think that Elin assumes he will choose a woman over the kids and not spend time with the kids then- which is what I think she really wants. I expect her to be in for a surprise. The story says that she expects him not to request the kids much, but she should not be surprised if he takes every opportunity to get them if he is not golfing in a tournament that week. Plus, he surely can hire a nanny and leave the kids with her during his time of custody. No one says you have to spend every minute with the kids while they are in your custody. She surely does not.

[Das Texan]

You have no guarantee that your partner will, you know, stay married.

If he/she decides to divorce you for whatever reason, say goodbye to half your life earnings. No matter how rich or poor you are, half is a lot.


maybe a better discernment before you actually get married then to determine if that is the person you want to be tied to until you croak.

too many people look at marriage as a mere convenience these days, when its something that shouldnt be entered into lightly, but only after a lot of discernment and thought and prayer over rather or not that is the right person for you.


And it also depends on where you live as far as the whole 'half' thing. Things are not so cut and dried anyway in all cases. But that doesnt really apply to the main point.

[ploto]

maybe a better discernment before you actually get married then to determine if that is the person you want to be tied to until you croak.

too many people look at marriage as a mere convenience these days, when its something that shouldnt be entered into lightly, but only after a lot of discernment and thought and prayer over rather or not that is the right person for you.


Be careful-- the self-righteous are the ones who often end up in these circumstances. Many people do exactly as you suggest and still have a spouse leave them.

[jimo2305]

i would almost go gay for 750 million

lol almost?


i'd get a rainbow tattoo!!

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Tiger must be the dumbest fucking man on the face of the Earth.

How do you agree with that settlement?

[ididnotnothat]

Tiger must be the dumbest fucking man on the face of the Earth.

How do you agree with that settlement?

You'd think his lawyers advised him to take it or he just wants to pay and get out.

[Das Texan]

Be careful-- the self-righteous are the ones who often end up in these circumstances. Many people do exactly as you suggest and still have a spouse leave them.



:lol


obviously they dont or they say they do but really dont.

[IronMexican]

Why didn't he just agree to give her half of his shit. That's probably about the same amout and it would have saved him the legal money.

[Goran Dragic]

Nike is to blame for this whole thing.....requiring their athletes to be married and show the world a picture perfect family is just stupid.

[The Reckoning]

this shows exactly what women are capable of. first, they dont put out anymore.

them not putting out makes you buy in to all the young hot girls flinging themselves at you

and then when you decide to be a man and finally have sex more than once a month, she says you have a "sex addiction"

then she divorces you for 750 million dollars that she'll spend on shoes and lexus'

she gets remarried to some other fool, and the process repeats itself.

[CosmicCowboy]

OK, for you young single guys lets go over this...


Screaming hot? Check

http://lescohen.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/elin-nordegren2.jpg

Rich? 3/4 of a billion? Check

http://americanshelflife.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/cash.jpg

Only problem?

You'll ALWAYS be the "owned" guy in the family photo. The internet will not be kind to you.

http://www.funmunch.com/funny_pictures/baby/Owned.jpg

[TDMVPDPOY]

tiger woods = fail

who gives a shit about reputation if u already have millions ina bank, thats enough for you to retire for eternity...

[Whisky Dog]

Tiger must be the dumbest fucking man on the face of the Earth.

How do you agree with that settlement?

Here's the deal - there's a lot, I mean hundreds of millions of dollars worth, of skeletons still in that boy's closet. Everyone already knows that he banged countless chicks, so there's no reason for him to agree to such a harsh settlement over that. That white demoness flat out blackmailed his ass. Either he's gay or had gay sex, has been taking the PEDs and she knows/can prove it, or he's been doing some illegal, Really bad stuff. My vote is on the first two.

Personally, I think she was a gold digger from the start and him doing this was just her ticket to bank huge and a lot earlier than she planned. My guess was as soon as the kids were grown she'd be out the door with a couple hundered mil or so, but these skeletons she knows about and the public situation allowed her to cash in a lot sooner than she could have for a much bigger amount. Tiger still has a hard on for Jack's record and his public lovefest so he'll pay that much to keep it secret.

Personally, if you're giving me $750 mil you can write every day on every news channel about how bad I am, that I'm an axe murder and all around horrible person. I don't care, I'll take my 750 mil to some island where nobody speaks English under an assumed name and live it up til I die.

[silverblk mystix]

you get what you pay for...

Tiger was conditioned from the crib that having a blonde was a GOAL...he reached it and put her on his trophy case...

but every drug has its hangover...

the more things you crave the more hangovers you will have...

that blonde doesn't seem as appealing to him now, I bet...

[Whisky Dog]

tiger woods = fail

who gives a shit about reputation if u already have millions ina bank, thats enough for you to retire for eternity...

He already has all the money and has had it for years, so it's nit as big a deal to him as it would be to us. To him Jack's record and his fame are more important than a few hundered mil more.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Here's the deal - there's a lot, I mean hundreds of millions of dollars worth, of skeletons still in that boy's closet. Everyone already knows that he banged countless chicks, so there's no reason for him to agree to such a harsh settlement over that. That white demoness flat out blackmailed his ass. Either he's gay or had gay sex, has been taking the PEDs and she knows/can prove it, or he's been doing some illegal, Really bad stuff. My vote is on the first two.


It has to be PEDs, as even a love for cack wouldn't bury him as much as PEDs would, but that shit will eventually come out. Hell, with this type of weird, outrageously expensive, completely one-sided settlement, you're just begging people to dig deeper than they already are.

Either way, he's still a stupid motherfucker.

[JMarkJohns]

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/576/acidpicdump13.jpg

[Dark Gable]

It has to be PEDs, as even a love for cack wouldn't bury him as much as PEDs would, but that shit will eventually come out. Hell, with this type of weird, outrageously expensive, completely one-sided settlement, you're just begging people to dig deeper than they already are.

Either way, he's still a stupid motherfucker.

It doesn't have to be anything you stupid ass motherfucker. You don't know shit so stfu. Dumbass.

[CosmicCowboy]

Actually it probably WAS PED's. Slam dunk.

[Dark Gable]

Actually it probably WAS PED's. Slam dunk.

Another wise cracker. Go back to grilling and worrying about you hibiscus gluteusmaximus plants and shut up. You don't know shit.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

It doesn't have to be anything you stupid ass motherfucker. You don't know shit so stfu. Dumbass.


It can be anything I want it to be.

But thanks for your concern.

[CosmicCowboy]

Another wise cracker. Go back to grilling and worrying about you hibiscus gluteusmaximus plants and shut up. You don't know shit.

PED's is the only thing that makes sense. Think about it.

[mrsmaalox]

PED's is the only thing that makes sense. Think about it.

Yep

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100701/ap_on_sp_go_ne/glf_canadian_doctor_woods

[CosmicCowboy]

Yep

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100701/ap_on_sp_go_ne/glf_canadian_doctor_woods

Dang. This could get interesting. She can't claim spousal immunity if she gets a subpoena. Tell the truth? 3/4 Billion? Tell the truth? Maybe jail? Tell the truth? 3/4 billion? hmmmmm. Decisions, Decisions, Decisions...

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I'm no lawyer, but I don't think her right to spousal immunity is influenced at all by a subpoena.

[CosmicCowboy]

I'm no lawyer, but I don't think her right to spousal immunity is influenced at all by a subpoena.

Duh. The divorce will be final. She will no longer be a spouse.

[redzero]

Tiger is no saint, but that bitch doesn't deserve a penny of his money.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Duh. The divorce will be final. She will no longer be a spouse.

Duh, indeed. For someone reason it didn't even register that they're getting divorced.


In their divorce thread, no less.

[resistanze]

Tiger is no saint, but that bitch doesn't deserve a penny of his money.

Yeah she does. You stick your head in a bear trap, you deserve to get got.

[The Franchise]

I can see $300 million, but $750? Would have been cheaper to hire a professional to kill the bitch.